Venezuela Crypto Revolution

[Anonymous No.10274859]

https://www.exponentialinvestor.com/cryptocurrency/cryptocurrencies-are-saving-lives-in-venezuela/

>TL;DR retailers in Venezuela has started accepting cryptocurrency as a standard of payment due to the hyperinflation of the Bolivar
>a full time job in Venezuela pays $2 a month right now
>mining crypto (NIMIQ) on a standard laptop will literally pay more than this

How do I get in contact with Venezuelans to spread this message? If we can fuck over the commie government AND provide food and a somewhat stable currency for the people, then it's a double win. Retailers are already inclined towards accepting crypto, and NIMIQ is so damn easy and accessible, so it's literally just about spreading the message.

Seriously, with NIMIQ you can mine about 50 of 'em a day on a shitty laptop. That's $5 a month at the current insanely low exchange rate, which is double what a full time worker makes.

[Anonymous No.10274888]

you would need some sort of infographic they can understand, explaining how this would work in freindly terms that they can understand.


Something that shows how old computers can be recycled to get re use processing power and make a cheap rig and so on.
Do that and start spreading that info graphic to people over there through runescape, where they live

[Anonymous No.10274935]

>you will finally be able to legally spend your trading coins on real things without having to justify anything to your tax authority
>your sign up bonus of 10$ worth of bitcoin from coinbase will let you survive in Venezuela for 2 month
>prostitutes have their btc adress tattooed via QR code on their pussy

[Anonymous No.10274950]

>>10274935
>QR code on their pussy

top kek sides

[Anonymous No.10274982]

why would you want to help venezuelans? they elected the government that did this to them
they deserve to starve, and we deserve their beautiful young women as our concubines as payment for when we eventually bail them out

[Anonymous No.10274983]

>>10274888
This is an excellent point. I'm gonna try and get someone to make one.

[Anonymous No.10275011]

>>10274859
i'm pretty sure this isn't new. a lot of venezuela has been using crypto for a long time, if i recall correctly.

[Anonymous No.10275089]

>>10275011
It is quite new, at least this is the first I've heard of it.

[Anonymous No.10275121]

>>10274859
>tfw 1 liter of gasoline (0.26 gallons) in Venezuela costs $0.0001
Why noone is profiting from that ? Is it hard to ship to other countries or some legal issues ?

[Anonymous No.10275134]

>>10275121
Just the cost of shipping would not make it profitable.

Also, they dont sell that to baka gaijins.

[Anonymous No.10275144]

>>10274950
Actually not a bad idea tho. Better than many tats I've seen down there

[Anonymous No.10275164]

>>10275134
>they dont sell that to baka gaijins.
>like they don't need money to survive with their economical armageddon conditions
https://youtu.be/hID0sMt5sZ0?t=15 he said the gasoline costs less than water there and their food industry is having hard times also

[Anonymous No.10275212]

>>10275121
they are anon, border towns live on illegal gas trade

[Anonymous No.10275374]

Venezuelans are unironically really into Banano (a meme fork of Nano). imagine if a meme coin overtakes the bolivar

[Anonymous No.10275398]

Can Venezuela be the key to the golden bull run?

[Anonymous No.10275434]

>>10275398
It could be the key to making people understand that crypto is currency, not stocks.

[Anonymous No.10275735]

>>10275374
the bolivar is already a meme itself, just need a better meme to take over

[Anonymous No.10275751]

>>10274982
true socialism hasnt been tried yet.

[Anonymous No.10275771]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulMovWWkdY

[Anonymous No.10275808]

>>10275398
>average monthly salary in venezuela is about 10$
>golden bullrun
their whole population can't even pump my aion bags, how can they be the key to the golden bullrun

[Anonymous No.10275839]

Introduce them to Turtle, the mascot of toughness and longevity

[Anonymous No.10275893]

>>10275751
Thats because its always subverted into a dictatorship like the soviet union.

[Anonymous No.10275933]

>>10275121
>Why noone is profiting from that ? Is it hard to ship to other countries or some legal issues ?
For the average joe, it is very very difficult.
Army, military personnel and powerful people near the Colombia and Brazil borders do this all the time.
And by the way, the actual price of 95 octane gas is $0.00000182 per liter

[Anonymous No.10275952]

>>10275893
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Federation_of_Northern_Syria

[Anonymous No.10275958]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Nimiq/comments/8z1lr7/project_nimizuela/

[Anonymous No.10275980]

>>10275808
Kek
True

[Anonymous No.10275992]

>a full time job in Venezuela pays $2 a month right now
why the fuck arent we paying them to shill for us?
i guess cause they dont speak english

but anyways, at rates so cheap why not hire them as personal assistants. instead of siri just a Venezuelan

[Anonymous No.10276001]

>>10275992
oh right, because they dont speak english.
still though, so cheap. we can come up with some way to hire a bunch at those rates even the lowliest american neet can afford on call venezualans

[Anonymous No.10276023]

>>10275992
I speak english. Would you pay me to shill something for you? I'd unironically do it.

[Anonymous No.10276034]

>>10276023
for $2 a month? lol somebody would pay you no problem even just to shill a meme for lols

[Anonymous No.10276072]

i have 12 million doriancoins. 90% of the circulating supply. who do i talk to to implement doriancoin as Venezuelan national currency? i would airdrop the entire supply equitably.

[Anonymous No.10276117]

anon they have no electricity/internet

[Anonymous No.10276129]

>tfw no poor venezuelan gf

[Anonymous No.10276138]

>>10276072
kek, why though?

[Anonymous No.10276149]

>>10274982
>t. biggest piece of shit in thread

[Anonymous No.10276150]

>>10276129
A lot of them are online camwhores because it pays 100x more than jobs in Venezuela do.

[Anonymous No.10276156]

>>10275374
1 bolivar = 1 satoshi last time I heard. They kinda already have.

[Anonymous No.10276170]

>>10276138
Chaos is a ladder

[Anonymous No.10276176]

[Anonymous No.10276762]

bump

[Anonymous No.10276810]

>>10275374
>Venezuelans are unironically really into Banano
This is fake news. They like the original nano not banano.

There are even couple articles written about a guy buying people food with nano donations.

[Anonymous No.10276914]

>>10276810
Did you miss the one in the OP?

[Anonymous No.10277040]

>>10275839
Turtle and boliviar have lots in common. They will love how hyper inflated turtle is.

[Anonymous No.10277063]

I think the Venezuelan government is cool they support crypto why would I want to install some shitty government that will oppose crypto

[Anonymous No.10277942]

>>10277063
>I think the Venezuelan government is cool
putting food price below the cost of food production resulting in even less food was a classic communist government price control move and many died of starvation. they literally ate the animals in their zoos.

[Anonymous No.10277964]

I heard the call

now lets do this

[Anonymous No.10277986]

miss venezuela hookers are charging $3

https://www.elnuevoherald.com/noticias/mundo/america-latina/venezuela-es/article214862095.html

[Anonymous No.10277995]

enough grab em by the puss


I have contacts and plan to open a crypto exchange office


lets partner up

[Anonymous No.10278081]

>>10274982
It's not about helping Venezuelans, it's about helping ourselves by replacing a national currency with a real world crypto economy for 30 million people

[Anonymous No.10278134]

get rich by helping the poor

venezeula current state


USD CURRENCY IS HOURS DRIVE AWAY

COLOMBIA has cartels but what equatorial line ?

US currency !!!!!! not pesos

yw


https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/retirement/2018/07/07/done-working-heres-where-you-can-retire-nicely-just-30-000-year/760387002/

US BILLS !!!!!

these people are year behind in everything but have it all

what are you doing biz ?

muh spanish is not great

lol

kys

scared of a 3rd world who where the majority thinks blonde people are gods, yes, not knowing spanish will be wost than wagecucking

[Anonymous No.10278206]

Gib nim NQ64 UXRF AGX6 EJFR 9V4F NPXL 3S8Y BKUJ UC2Y

[Anonymous No.10278226]

>>10277995
>I have contacts and plan to open a crypto exchange office

Sunds like a gud idea, lets purtner up and make sum cash with a strangur I nevur met and have nu idea how able or hunest he ish.

[Anonymous No.10278303]

>>10278226
this is why you will never make it

balls

[Anonymous No.10278317]

>>10275121
Go to Cucuta

>>10275893
That's because to get people to give you everything they produce to distribute how you want you have to be a dictator

>>10277063
You're retarded

[Anonymous No.10278356]

>>10275992
Imagining paying someone 6 cents for a day's work (that's $2 a month)

I could hire 1000+ people a day and not go broke

[Anonymous No.10278403]

>>10278303
>this is why you will never make it

Classical "come on try it"-scammer tactic - let the smart and cautious people appear stupid and cowardly by questioning their courage.

[Anonymous No.10278436]

>>10274982
>they elected the government that did this to them
It's even worse, anon.
Most of them still worship that government and think they dindu nuffin wrong, even while they are dying of starvation and lack of medicine.
No one should ever help a venezuelan

>>10274982
>and we deserve their beautiful young women as our concubines as payment for when we eventually bail them out
>Wanting to mix with subhumans who elected a communist government and still worship them as I described above
kys

[Anonymous No.10278721]

>>10277964
see >>10275958

[Anonymous No.10278750]

[Anonymous No.10278766]

We haven't even talked about supplying 1947

Lord of War

I prefer it my way

[Anonymous No.10278807]

>>10277986
So you can really fuck them for $3 in Colombia? Do they all have HIV?

[Anonymous No.10278809]

>>10278750
>.223 Remington
>.45ACP

Merc detected.

[Anonymous No.10278841]

>>10278807
They charge so little since they urgently need money to support themselves overseas. Like pajeets of sex.
Funny enough, hookers in the country are charging way more. Like $10

[Anonymous No.10278907]

>>10278841
Have you tried them? You can probably do anything you want to them for a $2 tip

[Anonymous No.10278954]

>>10278907
Those overseas no, since I'm still in the country. I wanted to fuck one girl recently but she overcharges way too much, like $15.
Of course for someone abroad this is a steal.

[Anonymous No.10278959]

>>10278841
Would you rather burger tinder disease, TJ or Central America

Now that's Disgusting

Ugly women, boring conversations and high chances of catching shit (tinder)

Go all the way south brainlets

Miss universe candidates , adrina Lima , Giselle Brady

Of all the Americas with diseases which would you rather

The choice is clear and if you don't know what rubber is you won't make it

Kys

[Anonymous No.10278976]

>>10278907
For $15 they will perform all type of sexual favors. The choice is yours

I made mine

[Anonymous No.10279006]

The best part of waking up

Miss Universe face or beans and burgers ?

*Beans&Tortillas are not popular in any South American country.

Chicken & lentils $3

[Anonymous No.10279042]

>>10278976
so how come so many burgers fly 20+ hours to SEA only to fuck whores for 5-15x the price if such bargains can be found closer to them lol

[Anonymous No.10279100]

>>10274859
You dumb fuck do you even realize that the rampant socialism has put a tax on the underdeveloped and underrepaired power grid to the point where many times a day there are brownouts along with longer stretches to the point where electronic payments are infeasible?

How thick are you?

Crypto in vz is a death sentence by starvation alone because people are to the point of bartering there.

Fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.10279129]

>>10278134
The fuck?

You'll get that taken from you by the guerrillas that routinely stop busses.

Stay in school kiddo.

[Anonymous No.10279145]

>>10275992
No because if you deposit five bucks into their bank account it gets seized by the broke govt fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.10279325]

You guys better not try to actually fly over there. I hear they are eating people now. Like literally. Cannibalism is happening.

[Anonymous No.10279468]

>>10279325
What if that's my fetish?

[Anonymous No.10279489]

>>10279325
It's not that. Look at my previous post

>>10279042
I asked myself the same question. Bank, deep state ? I mean would your american government really care about it's citizens ? USAtoday apparently does, and little shit country like Ecuador has US currency plus it's the best to live in according to the article. Can't beat stats

Trust me living in South America is paradise. Just avoid Caracas small towns are golden especially if you have american money .


And miss universe

[Anonymous No.10279544]

>>10279489
I made my gains thanks to HOLONAIRE .....4chan biz crypto God.....made the call
Took my money to South America and best decision ever. Its the same as knowing about Bitcoin before it blew up.

Do it biz

Research and you will see SA has it

[Anonymous No.10279559]

>>10279468
Even better


I never experienced anything bad ....... Never went looking for trouble either


Cameras take care of you

[Anonymous No.10279755]

>>10279042
I feel for burgers because I was blind as well..........I mean central and north are nice to make US bucks THATS IT...... but nature and women .....miss universe pageant agrees ....south America is a gem

Conoces Tinder ? She replies "que es eso"

Then I mention online dating "she laughs hard"

That's when it hit me. Biz and 4chan must know this

Yes they actually want to know you (talk) break the language barrier and your fine. Plus they actually love to teach Spanish if you are willing to learn. The point is these girls / people have it pretty bad and US currency is like having a Ferrari.

[Anonymous No.10279836]

>>10276129
It's better in person

[Anonymous No.10279895]

Fuvk no wonder burgers love mass shootings / suicide

$3 for this ????? Kidding me

https://www.elnuevoherald.com/noticias/mundo/america-latina/venezuela-es/article214862095.html

[Anonymous No.10279943]

>>10274982
> they elected
mmm no sweetie. The results weren't legit and abstentionism was rampant. The voting figures are not real
t. colombian with a lot of venezuelan acquaintances

[colombian No.10279956]

>>10275121
Basically all the gasoline sold in our bordering states is smuggled illegally from Venezuela due to the insane disparity in prices between both countries

[colombian No.10279988]

>>10278134
there aren't cartels here, memefag. Stop watching netflix shit that recreates stories from the 80s

[Anonymous No.10280426]

Central América = cartels

Cartel del golfo
Cartel de Sinaloa
Cartel de Michoacán
It doesn't stop

Shall I continue ? Stats will show you the huge difference

Shits bad everywhere but south and central and america, it's a night and day difference. Black and white


Problem with Mexico is they are right next to the demand. Can't blame anyone but the consumer (maga)

[Anonymous No.10280475]

>>10280426
Do you have a legible version of that picture?

[Anonymous No.10280517]

>>10280475
Bad quality from source

If i find better will post

[Anonymous No.10280642]

Yw

[Anonymous No.10280668]

>>10280642
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.10280691]

>>10280642
It's nice to see how peaceful South America is in terms of meth addicts. Sick of zombies walking in front a Versace store ......tents people talking to themselves.. maga is done and it will take a while for middle class to rise . Until then the map should help in persuading you

If all fails

Uruguay