/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10267431]

Itt biz creates the ultimate /biz/nessman daily schedule

[Anonymous No.10267441]

>>10267431
11 AM: wakes up and immediately masturbates.

[Anonymous No.10267451]

>>10267441
naps till 3pm
masturbates again

[Anonymous No.10267466]

3:15PM: Checks shitcoin portfolio and weeps silently to self.

[Anonymous No.10267469]

7 am: wake up and log onto /biz/
2 am: go to sleep

[Anonymous No.10267470]

>>10267431
>wake up
>check crypto charts
>nothing
>go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.10267474]

every 2 hours: market buy LINK on binance

[Anonymous No.10267482]

>>10267431
3:30 masturbation critical theory

[Anonymous No.10267486]

>wake up
>kill myself

[Anonymous No.10267497]

>>10267466
3:30
Eats his cereal
Mom brings chicken nuggets
Masturbates again and sleeps

[Anonymous No.10267500]

4am: wake up in a cold sweat, check cryptowatch, see that everything is normal
5 30am: wake up to cryptowatch alarms going off that you've slept through. You're now down 10%. Drag your ass out of bed anyways to panic sell
6 30am: go back to sleep
11 am: Wake up to see that the market recovered while you were asleep, fomo back in.
12 am to 2 am: Closely watch the markets all day as it moves sideways, finally decide to go to bed

repeat

[Anonymous No.10267507]

>>10267431
>wake up
>drink monster

[Anonymous No.10267525]

>>10267507
>feels that nice monster energy
>masturbates 3 times in a row
>goes to sleep

[Anonymous No.10267526]

Elon has a better hairline now than what he did as a teenager.

[Anonymous No.10267549]

So far:

>7am: wake up and log onto /biz/
>11am: masturbates, naps till 3pm
>3pm: masturbates again
>3:15pm: checks losses in portfolio and cries
>3:30pm: masturbation critical theory session commences, eats cereal, gets tendies, masturbates again
>post 3:30pm: fucks off on /biz/ for the rest of the day
>11:30pm: goes to bed

[Anonymous No.10267595]

11am: wake up
12pm: finish masturbating
12:05: contemplate applying for McDonalds, decide aginst it because you dont want to talk to the disgusting customers
1 pm: log onto 4chan
6 pm: call women worthless roasties on 4chan as part of your coping mechanism
9 pm: go to McDonalds, order 10 McNuggets and 1 McChicken, same as always
9:30: 4chan
2 am: finish masturbating

[Anonymous No.10267645]

Jesus fuck is this thread depressing. I was expecting some real advice, but what the hell I'll start it myself:

>8.00 wake up
>shower(and cold shower)
>8.30 eat
>9.00 work/learn(employee or your own thing)
>13.00 lunch
>14.00 read
>15.00 work/learn
>18.00 eat
>workout+ free time
>22.00 no phone/Tv etc(plan for tomorrow or something)
>22.30 go to sleep

[Anonymous No.10267698]

>5:00 crypto investigating time (fucks around on /biz/)
>7:30 daily shower masturbation session, applies special shampoo to receding hairline
>8:00 contemplate suicide
>8:05 lifts

[Anonymous No.10267717]

1am: masturbate
2am: masturbate
3am: masturbate
4am: masturbate
5am: masturbate
6am: masturbate
7am: masturbate
8am: masturbate
9am: masturbate
10am: masturbate
11am: masturbate
12am: masturbate
1pm: masturbate
2pm: masturbate
3pm: masturbate
4pm: masturbate
5pm: masturbate
6pm: masturbate
7pm: masturbate
8pm: masturbate
9pm: masturbate
10pm: masturbate
11pm: masturbate
12pm: masturbate

[Anonymous No.10267721]

>>10267431
>1:00PM
Wake up and look at 4chan on phone
>2:00PM
Eat Cereal and 4chan on computer
>3:00PM
Fap
>4:00PM
Look at Cryptofolio and stocks
>5:00PM
Watch youtube and 4chan
>6:00PM
Look at Cryptofolio
>7:00PM
Watch a movie and eat
>8:00PM
Still Watching the movie and 4chan
>9:00PM
Look at stocks financials
>10:00PM
Watch youtube and hangout on 4chan
>11:00PM
4chan
>12:00PM
4chan
>1:00AM
4chan
>2:00AM
4chan
>3:00AM
4chan
>4:00AM
4chan
>5:00AM
4chan on phone while on the bed

and repeat.

[Anonymous No.10267741]

>>10267431
>1:00PM
Wake up and look at 4chan on phone
>2:00PM
Eat Cereal and 4chan on computer
>3:00PM
Fap
>4:00PM
Look at Cryptofolio and stocks
>5:00PM
Watch youtube and 4chan
>6:00PM
Look at Cryptofolio
>7:00PM
Watch a movie and eat
>8:00PM
Still Watching the movie and 4chan
>9:00PM
Look at stocks financials
>10:00PM
Watch youtube and hangout on 4chan
>11:00PM
4chan
>12:00PM
4chan
>1:00AM
4chan
>2:00AM
4chan
>3:00AM
4chan
>4:00AM
4chan
>5:00AM
4chan on phone while on 4chan
>5:30AM
Fap and go to sleep

and repeat.

[Anonymous No.10267750]

The depressing thing is that you guys probably aren't being ironic

[Anonymous No.10267782]

>>10267750
The point of being rich is not having to do shit.

[Anonymous No.10267803]

>>10267750
If there were fucking jobs out there that paid more than $12 an hour i would probably be more motivated to do more. Sadly my 2 days off wagecucking every week are devoted to this.

[Anonymous No.10267808]

>>10267782
Point of being rich is not having financial pressure on yourself and choosing what you want to do with your life.

[Anonymous No.10267822]

>>10267782
>>10267808

The point of being rich is to:
1am: masturbate
2am: masturbate
3am: masturbate
4am: masturbate
5am: masturbate
6am: masturbate
7am: masturbate
8am: masturbate
9am: masturbate
10am: masturbate
11am: masturbate
12am: masturbate
1pm: masturbate
2pm: masturbate
3pm: masturbate
4pm: masturbate
5pm: masturbate
6pm: masturbate
7pm: masturbate
8pm: masturbate
9pm: masturbate
10pm: masturbate
11pm: masturbate
12pm: masturbate

[Anonymous No.10267884]

>>10267750
what a surprise huh anon?
the well socially, adjusted people that contribute to society also called normies (chads and stacies) and normally browse biz all day are went out today

[Anonymous No.10267900]

>>10267822

Dumbass, point of being rich is to get someone else to jerk you off - fuck doing anything yourself when you made it.

[Anonymous No.10267901]

itt depression.

[Anonymous No.10267932]

>>10267900
1am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
2am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
3am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
4am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
5am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
6am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
7am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
8am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
9am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
10am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
11am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
12am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
1pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
2pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
3pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
4pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
5pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
6pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
7pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
8pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
9pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
10pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
11pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
12pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off

[Anonymous No.10267954]

>>10267932
u r going to make him jack off to ur comment dude

[Anonymous No.10267977]

>>10267932
What kind of stroke and lube would you like sir?

[Anonymous No.10267988]

>>10267954
i've already counter-jerk offed in preparation for that event if it were to ever take place. he has no power here. look at me - i am the /biz/nessman

[Anonymous No.10268046]

>>10267431
>Check Blockfolio
>40% crash
>noose.png
>Get ready for work
>Commute
>Get there 2 minutes late
>5 min lecture on being late
>3 monotonous hours of labor
>Check Blockfolio on 15 minute break
>Reversal, we have finally hit the bottom
>Work until lunch time
>Check Blockfolio
>Nice green cup and handle forming
>Work til end of day
>Drive home
>Get pulled over for going 41 in a 40
>Ticket price equiv to working an 8 hr shift (before taxes)
>5 points on license
>Go get some food
>Get stuck in line 20 mins because Wanita got 2 shopping carts of EBT gimmies
>Get home
>Check Blockfolio
>20% up from this morning
>20% to go
>Shitpost on /biz/
>Sleep
>Repeat

[Anonymous No.10268076]

>>10267988
>>10267977
>>10267900
>>10267822
>>10267500
Good fuck look at all these digits

[Anonymous No.10268308]

>6:00am - wakeup
>7:00am - take the morning train
>10:00am - serve at McDonald’s
>12:30pm - weep
>3:00pm - rap in the parking lot
>8:00pm - leave work
>10:00pm - attempt suicide
>11:00pm - fail
>11:59pm - singularity
>TONIGHT
ITS HAPPENING
STRAP IN BOYS.