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If crypto drops again I'm probalby going to hero. My life sucks and I do'nt want to do this anymore.

What is the best way out? A gun? A bridge? A really tall building?

>> No.10222163

welllllllllll I'm fapping, brb

>> No.10222168

>>10222158
It's actually impossible to kill yourself you're stuck here forever.

>> No.10222171

>>10222158
i heard the best way is too put a small grill put it in the bathtub fire coal shut door window burn coal and u sleep and die

>> No.10222173

Can never go wrong with a gun.

t. man with hole in head

>> No.10222178
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>>10222158
gib milkers pls

>> No.10222181

>>10222158
OP I will never kill myself. I will keep buying coins, I will keep flipping and stacking and mining and staking. Because I WILL, I WILL get a woman with big natural breasts like that. And I will not rest until I fulfill my destiny.

>> No.10222194

>>10222158

Cyanide capsule from the darkweb. Nazi's love it.


Never fails.

>> No.10222195

>>10222158
Thank you for reducing the shitcoin supply, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

>> No.10222297

>>10222181
she will weigh 365 lbs

>> No.10222323

>>10222158
thoserussian milkies man

>> No.10222356

>>10222194
You don’t even need to use the dark web. There are research sites that will sell you potassium cyanide in powder form which you can put 500mg into capsule to get the job done. Cyanide + shotgun is the way to go. If you only use a shotgun there is still a 2% chance of failure. I tried to an hero back when I was 16 with loads of pills and phenibut but failed. I will not fail again fren.

>> No.10222367

If you're gonna go that path, why not try robbing banks or something? Go out in glory, not like some little bitch

>> No.10222451
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10222451

Guys how do I tell if my chicken is done?

>> No.10223355

>>10222158
exit bag, just make sure you don't buy stuff they have mixed oxygen into (i hear they started doing it after people started taking suicide with it)

>> No.10223365

>>10222158
car in a garage baby just spark a joint, listen to some music, and let that carbon monoxide work

>> No.10223376

>>10222297
Ill carry that weight.

>> No.10223379

>>10222158
Do it in public or no one will care.

>> No.10223427

>>10222158
Make sure you have a DNR directive on file. You don't want to live out your life as a vegetable.

>> No.10223443

>>10223376
the hero we don't deserve

>> No.10223447
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>>10222158

Best way to an hero is to wage slave the rest of your life and give your grandkids a life of NEETness and genuine bonding.

>> No.10223628

>>10222158
sudoku

>> No.10223721

>>10222168
Mulligan!

>>10222171
Coughing and stuff might be painful.

>>10222173
I still need to get one though.

>>10222181
See you on the other side.

>>10222194
Isn't cyanide really painful?

>>10222195
I'll donate my nearly worthless shitcoins to charity before I die.

>>10222356
Sounds like a good method, but still potentially painful if it doesn't work right.

>>10222367
Gonna be harder to hero if I have no tools because I'm in jail getting butt raped on a daily basis.

>>10223355
I will read more on exit bags.

>>10223365
Isn't there a way to generate clean carbon monoxide?

>>10223379
No one needs to care.

>>10223427
Good advice. I will definitely get a DNR directive.

>>10223447
This plan sucks.

>>10223628
Those stupid number puzzles? I hate those.

>> No.10223736

>>10222173
>t. man with hole in head

I guess it went wrong, huh?

>> No.10223748

>>10222158
>an heroing when there’re milkers to suck

Literally why

>> No.10223769

>>10222451
Eat it and if you are up all night shitting from salmonella then it’s not done.

>> No.10223835

>>10222158
>f crypto drops again I'm probalby going to hero. My life sucks and I do'nt want to do this anymore.What is the best way out? A gun? A bridge? A really tall building?

Not doing it. Get off your ass and go for a walk daily, read a chapter of a book daily, have a small conversation with someone in person daily. shower daily, brush your teeth daily and eat at least two balanced meals a day you self pitying fuck. You just need a boot up your ass Also clean your fucking room.

>> No.10223846

>>10222158
dont do it jackass. learn to be patient.
chainlink will make you a millionaire if you can fucking just WAIT until 2024
literally. with a stack of 10k you will be a multi millionaire by then.
do yourself a fucking favor and actually do the fucking research, it really pays off.
just wait you dumb ass depressed coddle needy mother fucker.

>> No.10223851

>>10222158
wtf do you think us MEN are even doing?

>WAITING ON INVESTMENTS TO MATURE

get in line you little bitch

>> No.10223876

>>10223748
Women like that don't settle for guys like me.

>>10223835
That sounds stupid as fuck. Why would I do all that shit? I'm not going to wagecuck for the rest of my life. I'd rather be dead.

>> No.10223920

>>10223846
What am I supposed to do, wagecuck and be miserable for the next 6 years?

>>10223851
Crypto isn't an investment. It's a ponzi. No one uses it for anythign. In order for us to get rich someone even more stupid has to buy. People all saw the collapse and are scared now. There aren't enough suckers left. We are the retarded piece of shit bagholders.

>> No.10223985

Any of those should work great. Just make sure that you live stream it for us.

>> No.10224003
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>>10222158

An hero on livestream

>> No.10224024

>>10223876
>settle
Have some self-respect anon, you’re better than that

>> No.10224043

>>10224003
Drop a plugged-in toaster in your bathtub filled with water, while its on livestream. It'll be instant

>> No.10224048

>>10222158
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

>> No.10224072

>>10224024
I'm just being real.

>>10224043
That will just blow the breaker and if it didn't it wouldn't be instant.

>> No.10224181

>>10222158
yes

>> No.10224190

>>10222163
hot, fapping to this

>> No.10224225

>>10222158
The game persists, if you die you'd respawn into another subject.

>> No.10224258

>>10222158
don't kill yourself...
butttttt if you really have to, I imagine jumping off a building while shooting yourself in the face would really increase your chances

>> No.10224433

>>10224258
Yeah, I wish more people would kill themselves in spectacular fashions. Like parachuting into a big, populated event with a bomb around your waist and detonating it right above the crowd. Bonus points for it being the Super Bowl.

>> No.10224836

>>10224225
If that's true I'll just hero over and over again until I'm a Chad.

>>10224258
I don't think I could manage that. Maybe if I stood on the ledge backwards then shot myself.

>>10224433
I'd love to see the reactions on peoples faces but I'd be dead.

>> No.10224881

>>10224836

don't do it. you're worth more than that. it'll recover.

but if you want out of crypto and to help a poorfag, my eth address

0x38575761f7281febd11b1ec47d027c8cc7284b61