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Tonight we're mooning

>> No.10220827

N. O. P. E.

>> No.10220849

Y E S

>> No.10220862

FUCK THIS SHITCOIN

>> No.10220883

>>10220809
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life.

The fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction.

Obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same.

I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner.

I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it.

The only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that.

I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day.

Unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven.

Honestly the only reason I even want to make it is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum.

I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all.

I live for that day to come.

>> No.10221598

>>10220883
wtf am i reading

>> No.10221610

>>10221598

LINKPOOL

>> No.10221619

>>10220809
holy fuck it’s happening tonight isn’t it ???

>> No.10221635
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10221635

Strapped
In

>> No.10221643

10000000KKKKKK EOY

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>>10221635
>their
>32 MILLION

>> No.10222559

>>10221669
Jesus. So what. Rory is just a pretty face for the public. Like Jacob McArthur. So he used the wrong onomatopoeia for there. Big deal. Eat my dick fucjer. It was yhe end of a bad day.

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>> No.10222586

I’m convinced when they say strap in, it’s happening tonight, they really are talking about necking themselves

>> No.10222598

>>10222577
Kek. Saved.

>> No.10222960

>>10221610
>Linkpool
kek

>> No.10223272

>>10222577
>>10222598
if they actually did this i would probably call in sick for a week and party as my linky gets super stinky

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>>10220809
HAAHAH! this is the night!!!!! i can taste the lambo already

>> No.10223645

>>10223287
you made me laugh anon, thank you