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Keep making fun of 30 year olds brainlets. Just cashed out some stock to get soccer equipment for my daughter and treated myself as well. Enjoy your ponzi schemes.

>> No.10213572

>>10213525

How much fees did you pay Mr. Boomer?

>> No.10213581

>>10213525
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life.

The fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction.

Obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same.

I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner.

I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it.

The only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that.

I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day.

Unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven.

Honestly the only reason I even want to make it is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum.

I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all.

I live for that day to come.

>> No.10213583

>>10213525
Are u trying to decapitate your hand?

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>>10213525
>Timex
>uncured ham

>> No.10213608

Good lord why did you bough a kid size watch?

>> No.10213639

>soccer equipment
whyd ya even make her take up something shell never have a future for in america?

>> No.10213665

>>10213581
quality pasta

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>>10213525
It's ok to treat yourselffff. I did.

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Not sure if srs

If srs i feel sorry for OP

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MONERO