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[Anonymous No.10213501]

I actually tried one of these today for the first time. Its not bad. Good break from iced coffee.

[Anonymous No.10213505]

>>10213501
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life.

The fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction.

Obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same.

I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner.

I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it.

The only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that.

I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day.

Unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven.

Honestly the only reason I even want to make it is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum.

I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all.

I live for that day to come.

[Anonymous No.10213548]

Gen xer here. It's funny because I looked at them at the supermarket today because it appears all the elite gen boomers on here drink it.

[Anonymous No.10213549]

>>10213505

[Anonymous No.10213555]

Cheers!

[Anonymous No.10213559]

>>10213501
There's barely any caffeine in them. It's like the equivalent of a small coffee.

[Anonymous No.10213569]

[Anonymous No.10213613]

I had one today, couldn't stop my smileing in the gas station because I was thinking of all the boomer memes. People started giving me funny looks.

[Anonymous No.10214091]

>>10213501

[Anonymous No.10214096]

>>10213613
Kek. I actually was kind of embarrassed when the girl at the gas station was ringing it up. She was probably thinking "get a load of this fucking boomer"

[Anonymous No.10214110]

I bought some sardines today because they were saying on /pol its the ultimate man food.

[Anonymous No.10214123]

I wonder how much money they made off this shitty meme

I legit want to buy one because I'm turning 30 soon

[Anonymous No.10214126]

>>10214096
lmao I always wonder if people around me secretly know about the meme when I buy it.

[Anonymous No.10214168]

Cheers lads

[Anonymous No.10214185]

>>10213559
Small coffee is the equivalent of large coffee. They don't put extra caffeine in those big ass cups at Fagbucks

[Anonymous No.10214190]

>>10213501
Saw my sjw coworker with a monster today. Might even be the same flavor.

[Anonymous No.10214203]

>>10214168
nice, very comfy

>>10214185
Imagine being this retarded.

[Anonymous No.10214306]

>>10213505
>People actually DO fuck these things
https://www.xvideos.com/video10408511/pool_cleaning_machine

Oooh lah lahhhh....

[Anonymous No.10214795]

I bought a four pack of these the other day. I’ve had the worst farts since a started drinking them. So much so that my girlfriend had to go and sleep in the spare room last night as she couldn’t stand the smell. I’m buying another four today.

[Anonymous No.10215433]

>>10214203
hes right tho, espresso and a fag starbucks cups have erither the same caffeine, or espresso has actually more lmao

[Anonymous No.10215499]

>>10215433
You sound like you're somewhere between 15 and 16 years of age and are performing somewhat poorly at school. This site is for 18+ adults, kiddo, come back in a couple years.

[Anonymous No.10215507]

>>10213505
I keep seeing this. Can an oldfag tell me the origin?

[Anonymous No.10215519]

>>10215507
The true origin is as follows....

ADVICE TO LINK MARINES
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to make it with LINK is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.
ADVICE OVER

[Anonymous No.10215555]

>>10215507
https://youtu.be/uPjbn_CKDwc

[Anonymous No.10215557]

>>10215519
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[Anonymous No.10215566]

>>10215555
Nice quads but that video is clearly not the origin.

[Anonymous No.10215573]