/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10197282]

>Hey anon how did you make all your money again?
What do you say

[Anonymous No.10197291]

i realize im a dumb poltard incel who never talks to females because im scared of them

[Anonymous No.10197295]

Bitcoin. Retired.

[Anonymous No.10197299]

I've mined buttcorns back in 1998.

[Anonymous No.10197303]

I run an online business.

[Anonymous No.10197307]

Sonny I'm a business man. I sell insurance. Protection. Anyone who can afford to pay the premium, can pickup a policy.

[Anonymous No.10197312]

I have a large bone that needs examined

[Anonymous No.10197313]

>>10197282
"Bitcoin you fucking dumb cunt how many times do i have to tell you holy fucking shit just shut the fuck up and get on your knees. Fuck the kneepads"

[Anonymous No.10197314]

>>10197291
Why do you leftist keep bringing up /pol/ completely out of context. OBSESSED.

[Anonymous No.10197317]

sold worthless 1's and 0's to people more stupid than me

[Anonymous No.10197322]

>>10197282
I spread my buttcheeks for Shrek. Retired now

[Anonymous No.10197332]

>>10197282
Fuck off attention whore I wanna play Fortnite Reeee

[Anonymous No.10197358]

>>10197282

[Anonymous No.10197395]

>>10197358
Does anybody have the original assblaster post?

[Anonymous No.10197397]

>>10197282
>"okay, have you seen that chainlink thing they won't shut up about on CNBC?"
>"oh yeahhhh, that link thing! they said it just beat bitcoin or something, but i don't get it because bitcoin is $20,000 but link is at $1,000!"
>"yeah, i bought a lot of them when they were $0.25. I bought 10,000"
>"wow!!! so that's 10,000 times 1,000?? that's like... a lot! you got really lucky!"
>"l-lucky? LUCKY!???!?!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH YOU FUCKING SLAG???? FIRST SIBOS WAS A DISASTER, THEN ASSBLASTER LEFT US, THEN WE CRASHED BACK TO ICO PRICE IN A SLOW BLEED OUT OVER MONTHS WHILE I HAD TO ENDURE RELENTLESS FUD FROM A BUNCH OF ORGANIZED BASEMENT-DWELLING NEETS THAT MADE ME QUESTION MY LOYALTY TO SERGEY EVERYDAY. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH"
>"o-okay anon, i-im sorry"
>"it's okay sweetie, now take off your slutshirt and hop on this dick"
>"okay honey :)"

[Anonymous No.10197560]

>>10197358
This is me, but unironically.

[Anonymous No.10197575]

>>10197314
who says im a leftist you stupid mouthbreathing inbred

[Anonymous No.10197591]

>>10197282
Name?

[Anonymous No.10197607]

>>10197282
not your fucking business. now pass me that sammy

[Anonymous No.10197618]

>>10197397
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[Anonymous No.10197634]

I sucked a lot of smegma filled 80 year old cocks to reach where I am today.

[Anonymous No.10197655]

>>10197575
You brought up /pol/ out of the blue and bashed them. I was assuming based on this statement: "i realize im a dumb poltard incel who never talks to females because im scared of them". Seemed reasonable to assume you are leftwing.

[Anonymous No.10197660]

>>10197591
I'm not sure anon. I got that picture from a /b/ thread a few months ago. I think this is another of her, not sure.

[Anonymous No.10197696]

>>10197282
Why does it matter how I got my money? I'm 100% certain that if you got a golddigging cunt who is only in it for the cash she won't give a shit how you made it just that you spend every dime on her.

[Anonymous No.10197724]

>>10197660
>>10197591

[Anonymous No.10197737]

>>10197397
just use the technique of positive visualization

[Anonymous No.10197920]

>>10197282
it doesn't matter. you know what the depressing part about women is? you could be making 100k a year from shooting people and 90% of them wouldn't leave you if they found out that, as long as the money keeps coming in. 10% would leave you but that would be offset by a much larger pool of women who would find it even hotter that you're a criminal with money.

[Anonymous No.10197938]

>>10197282
What money, where am I, who are you?

[Anonymous No.10197953]

>>10197282
I'm an investor.

[Anonymous No.10197959]

Everyone who got rich thanks to crypto are entitled to say they work in the finance field

Prove me that I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.10197972]

>>10197397
They are going to call us lucky. They are going to say there is no way we knew how big it would be. Unfortunately, many are going to sell at $10, $50, $100. To those that don't, the world is yours.

We saw the potential. We dealt with the fud. We deserve what is coming. There is no crypto project that comes close. We are in this together and we will make it.

[Anonymous No.10197984]

>>10197282
when I was in college, I developed a small trading script that earned me my first 100k
after graduating, I developed a SaaS platform that I sold for 5m
now let's get this done before my wife gets back

[Anonymous No.10197994]

>>10197282
I invest in startups.

[Anonymous No.10198048]

>>10197994
>I invested in startups that used AI to invest in startups
even better
thank me later

[Anonymous No.10198079]

>>10198048
Good one.

[Anonymous No.10198096]

>>10197282
It's none of your bussines whore.

[Anonymous No.10198245]

>>10197282
I know this thread is probably filled with the typical larping faggotry and baiting but if this was a real question for someone that made it, all you have to do is say "I made some good investments" and half-smile. Let her imagine the details. If she probes all you have to do is say "someday I'll tell you the whole story." Going into excruciating autistic detail about anything absolutely kills attraction.

[Anonymous No.10198399]

>>10198245
wrong.
I'm going to have a framed 8' x 5' portrait on the wall of this. Then I'll tell the story of Lord Nazarov and how he saved me from poverty.

[Anonymous No.10198451]

>>10197282
none of your fucking business
keep sucking

[Anonymous No.10198587]

>>10198399 (checked)

I like the god emperor one more and will frame that.

[Anonymous No.10199534]

>>10197655
>thinking /pol/ is fucking retarded means you're left wing
no it means you grew out of the edgy hitler-praising teenager phase, it's called growing up

[Anonymous No.10199571]

>>10197282
human trafficking

[Anonymous No.10199857]

im running out of time..

[Anonymous No.10199867]

wouldn’t you like to know roastie? now go make me a sandwich!

[Anonymous No.10199870]

>>10197282
I used to date girls like this, now I don't have any time. Always at work. Always taking care or worrying about family. Feelsbadman.

[Anonymous No.10200042]

As a self-righteous liberal, I was weary of white supremacy and bigotry on the rise so I decided to invest in that domain via the cryptocurrency PEPECASH. I made 100 million dollars and donated half of my earnings to charity because I am morally superior to my peers. Now I spend my days advocating for feminism and Islam.

[Anonymous No.10200088]

>>10197397
as based as they come. this is genuinely gonna be me

[Anonymous No.10200101]

>>10197282
Well, M'lady, you're looking at a professional digital currency trader
hehe

[Anonymous No.10200140]

>>10197282
Hot with a gross chest I’d hit

[Anonymous No.10200160]

find the safe country and set

[Anonymous No.10200624]

Kneepads. Retired

[Anonymous No.10200918]

>>10197282
>Doesn't have blonde hair
>Doesn't have blue eyes
I wouldn't tell her shit.

[Anonymous No.10200927]

>>10197282
How did you get in my house?

[Anonymous No.10201009]

>>10200918
shitskin detected.

[Anonymous No.10201472]

>>10197282
Don't worry about it.

Now take your clothes off and lay on your stomach. Let daddy do the rest.