/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10190069]

Should I purchase one of these?

[Anonymous No.10190074]

very good goyim

[Anonymous No.10190082]

>>10190069
Yes

[Anonymous No.10190093]

>>10190069
I want one but how would I explain it to my parents

[Anonymous No.10190102]

Only if you've already had sex. If real sex isn't good enough, give it a go.

[Anonymous No.10190114]

No, just use your hand

[Anonymous No.10190122]

>>10190114
yeah but you ever jack off and think "damn I wish I had a jello ass right in front of me"

[Anonymous No.10190126]

yes, you can rent it out
it's a good investment

[Anonymous No.10190139]

>7 comments in and no brap memes

[Anonymous No.10190142]

>>10190139
A doll can’t fart

[Anonymous No.10190153]

>>10190139
dolls don't have digestive tracks idiot

[Anonymous No.10190168]

>>10190142
>>10190153
Holy shit, I didn’t even realize that was a doll.

[Anonymous No.10190175]

Positive market indicator if these threads are back

[Anonymous No.10190181]

Cleaning an onahole is already too much work for me to keep using mine, can't even imagine having to clean one of these everytime

[Anonymous No.10190182]

>>10190122
I fantasize about getting blown a lot. Maybe if they made a machine that could blow me while I wear a VR headset I could get into that.

[Anonymous No.10190194]

they look awesome but I've heard they are extremely heavy and would be too much of pain to store/hide especially in an apartment

[Anonymous No.10190198]

>>10190069
This is what we've come to as humans. I don't even know what to say anymore. Transgenders, a Muslim-Black president, and a continuing of the destruction of humanity through oppression and social engineering.

How is fucking crypto going to change anything?

[Anonymous No.10190296]

>>10190168
I know, I want one

[Anonymous No.10190297]

>>10190069
some guy bought that exact one and had some horror stories like it weighed way more than he expected and it was difficult to pose and had a "clingy" sort of skin and was a nightmare to regularly clean, etc.

Sounds like more trouble than it's worth especially when the price is several thousand dollars.

[Anonymous No.10190298]

>>10190069
hodl until sexbots become a thing.
Sex dolls are heavy and the cleaning is a huge pain in the ass from what I've read.

[Anonymous No.10190317]

>>10190198
Crypto will quicken the development in fields such as AI, automation, waifubots, and robotics.

[Anonymous No.10190331]

>>10190198
>How is fucking crypto going to change anything
We're going full cyberpunk from here desu

[Anonymous No.10190351]

Kinda. I just don't want it in my house. I guess that adds to the realism

[Anonymous No.10190391]

>>10190069

I think it would be a lot more fun than just jerking off but aren't those like expensive as shit though? Maybe if you could get one for like $100 I'd consider it. But hiding that shit would be kind of awkward and also if it's expensive you wouldn't want to just throw it away so you'd be stuck with it, cleaning it etc etc sounds way too much work.

[Anonymous No.10190441]

>>10190351
>I guess that adds to the realism

[Anonymous No.10190454]

>>10190441
Turn sergey into thanos

[Anonymous No.10190456]

>>10190351

[Anonymous No.10190480]

>>10190122
>>10190182
>>10190296
society is fucked

[Sage No.10190489]

>>10190069
Post the seller link

[Anonymous No.10190501]

>>10190480
good
I'd buy one of these dolls but they're just not quite right

>>10190069
>knock kneed
>weak calves
>no joints in fingers
3/10 wouldn't stick dick in
until they look like my Honey Select / CM3D2 hoes this is garbage

[Sage No.10190506]

>>10190175
Posted right before the market collapsed. Kek positive indicator of a market collapse alright.

[Anonymous No.10190511]

>>10190480

Just wait till you can get a robot that looks like that and can talk and clean itself, maybe even cook for you and is also affordable. Then we're really fucked lol. I know I'd get one.

[Anonymous No.10190590]

>>10190122
why yes i do

[Anonymous No.10190773]

>>10190480
As soon as we let women vote society was fucked. They have no loyalty, political understanding and stop emotionally maturing in middle school. We need to strip every bit of power from these parasites attached to a reproductive system.

[Anonymous No.10190801]

>>10190480
we'll build a better society

[Anonymous No.10190815]

yea do it

[Anonymous No.10190851]

Venezuela

$15 to cum all over your face

Vice versa as well

[Anonymous No.10190863]

>>10190851
This is /biz. Nobody has that kind of money.

[Anonymous No.10190886]

>>10190863
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh !

Never laughed so hard

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrreere !

Link 1000 eoy

[Anonymous No.10190937]

>>10190069
GET TAHT OUT OF HERE

[Anonymous No.10190994]

I liked the dude who had a loli doll and dressed her up for christmas, he was pretty next level

[Anonymous No.10191007]

>>10190351

[Anonymous No.10191240]

>>10190069
Just get onahole feels way better than hand

[Anonymous No.10191588]

>>10190069
If you're worried about where you'd hide it, just dress it up in Iron Man or Boba Fett armor or something and pose it on a display stand.

[Anonymous No.10191862]

Which coin will make waifubots real?

[Anonymous No.10191890]

>>10190069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg
No.

[Anonymous No.10191899]

>>10191890

[Anonymous No.10191906]

Eww, their making dolls that look like dumpy loser gamestop clerks now?
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.10192016]

>>10190182
They made that already.

[Anonymous No.10192096]

brap

[Anonymous No.10192212]

>>10190851
Venezuela is not the safest of places

[Anonymous No.10192235]

>>10191588
How are you going to fit a 2:1 hips to waist ratio and a huge pair of tits in fucking Bobba Fett armour you retard

[Anonymous No.10192238]

>>10190069
that's not an asset, I doubt you can rent it out to make money

[Anonymous No.10192257]

>>10190093
i kekd

[Anonymous No.10192285]

>>10190182
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to make it with LINK is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

[Anonymous No.10192291]

>>10190093
But a few sewing kits and fabric, claim you needed a realistic mannequin to work with.

[Anonymous No.10192304]

>>10190773
>incels believe this

[Anonymous No.10192305]

>>10190093
maybe stop being a basement virgin faggot

[Anonymous No.10192328]

>>10192305
>what is an obvious joke

[Anonymous No.10192340]

>>10190298
Sex doll cleaning companies are the future. Saddle up!

[Anonymous No.10192530]

>>10192285
Fuck you and your gay stale pasta

[Anonymous No.10192790]

>>10192285
holy fuck I remember this thread, that shit was fucking legendary

>>10192530
fuck off faggot you probably weren't even there. go back to /r/crypto or whatever