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The great thing about Monster Ultra White is it's probably better for you than water.

Water is:

>full of pollutants
>full of heavy metals
>full of hormones that can't be filtered out
>tastes like shit

Monster Ultra White is:

>around 70% mineral water from Fiji - completely virgin and pure
>25% energy (caffeine and taurine I suspect, but sourced from the highest quality goods)
>5% natural Ultra White flavourings - a secret blend of 100% fruit extracts

Just cracked open my fourth can of the morning, and feeling good (made a few % profit trading shitcoins with my improved TPS* catching mini dips)

*TPS is trades per second - once you're buzzing like fuck on Monster you can trade crazy fast

>> No.10162036

is that actually true?

>> No.10162046
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Nothing me and the gals like more than a can of Monster in the morning

>> No.10162049

>tfw /biz/ made you hooked to energy drinks
gonna drive to the nearest gas station and get a Monster Zero Ultra™ then just drive through the country while sipping.

>> No.10162050

>>10162036
Why do you think it's the choice drink of the boomer (rich people)?

Water is free and shit - aka, for poorfags

Monster isn't cheap - hence, only boomers can afford to slam can after can all day and get buzzed up like fuck all whilst improving their health

>> No.10162061

>>10162046
damn that looks great

is that your land? or are you a farmhand?

>> No.10162063

>>10162046
based

>> No.10162077

>>10162046
Do you ever sip directly from the cow's tit?

>> No.10162269

>>10162033
BREAKING NEWS: Vitalik pours Monster Ultra White all over the Ethereum blockchain and it instantly goes from 15 TPS to 1,000,000,000 TPS initiating the golden bull run.

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>>10162033
>HELLYEAH BOI

>> No.10162373

>>10162033
Don't forget evil fluoride in most burger water

>> No.10162385

>be me
>go see gas station on opening weekend
>7/11 PACKED with black monster energy cans
>talking, dancing, yelling at the screen, blasting rap music on their phones before
>settle in to my seat in the first row of the fridge
>whip out rotisserie chicken i snuck in
>black monster energy can next to me nods
>"you alright white drink”
>store opens the doors, people go crazy
>im really enjoying the grand opening
>gets to the fight scene between boomer and a zoomer
>I yell "DAT ZOOMER BOUT TO GET DABBED ON"
>whole store laughs in approval and acceptance of my joke
>black monster energy can next to me "that's my man, you one of us brother"
>females start dancing down the aisles towards my seat, twerking in front of me
>"he cute",

>> No.10162443

moster drink have whater you moron

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Make way

>> No.10162581

Hey Mods, do your fucking job for a change.

>> No.10162625

>>10162512
Love monster coffee products

>> No.10162812

>>10162385
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>literally turns you into brainlet wojak

can't make this shit up

>> No.10162849

sippin that ster

>> No.10163808

>>10162581

They banned me for sip posting last week

>> No.10163817

>>10162033
Ok, this is based

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>>10162385
>Someone had the time to write this whom does not get paid by Monster or any of it's affiliates.

>> No.10163840

>>10162033
redpilled and based

>> No.10164132

>>10162835
>Listening to tabloid shit
It's just b vitamins and caffeine, how is it that bad for you minus the sugar?

>> No.10164181

>>10162835
A O LOL DOT COM

>> No.10164996

>>10162033
It's better for you than food to. I've been exclusively sippin' for a couple weeks now, 1 for breakfast, 2 for lunch, 3 for dinner. Lost 30 lbs so far and I'm full of energy!

>> No.10165377

>>10162385
they dont think it be like it is, but it do

>> No.10166072

Has anyone here tried the Monster Funnel diet? Some anon recommended it for losing weight before last thread 404'd. Is it easier with a specific flavour? Any tips?