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How do I become a farmer?

>> No.10146862

hamsters can't farm. just kys

>> No.10146870

>>10146852
>plant some crops
>?????
>profit

>> No.10146883

>>10146852
Search "Joel Salatin" on youtube

>> No.10146906

>>10146852
This Hamster can speak, holy shit. How does it feel to be a hamster?

>> No.10146981

Buy land would be the first step. Make sure it is good fertile land. Not full of rocks, sand, and other undesirables. You'll go broke if you try to start right away. But buy the land. Buy a van to sleep in. And start building fences, raised garden beds, and whatever else you will need. Source: I did this. Am a full time farmer now

>> No.10147004

>>10146852
Im a full time farmer who work 6 to 8 months a year. I made 235k last year. Its kinda hard but with crop insurance and other state subsidies it works out. Oh snd btw I inherited my land so idk about that aspect

>> No.10147059

>>10146862
don't say this..

>>10147004
Based. Living the stardew valley harvest Moon life.

>>10146981
Based. This is the life in happy for you

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>> No.10147259

>>10147223
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>> No.10147283

>>10146862
Thats a guinea pig not a hamster. I miss my piggy, he quite deathed.

>> No.10147286

>>10146852
Smelly hamster

>> No.10147306

>>10146883
Sounds suspiciously like Joseph Stalin and we all know his record on farming.

>> No.10147316

I'm volunteering on a farm and it's pretty bomb. Should I go back to school for a agriculture degree or is that just a meme?>>10146981
>>10147004

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>>10147223
>far left
>The black one
Pick one

>> No.10147524

>>10147316
Imo no. Learn on your own. Unless you plan to spend the rest of your life making money for someone else. Anything you learn at school can be learned on your own. Depending on length of the degree, you will lose lost income, lost time building your own farm, etc. Plus I doubt the money is good. You'll likely have debt. Stupid idea. Just work now. Maximum pay you can find. For me I drove a truck. Get your body in shape. Buy your farm and unleash your own dreams anon. We will all make it. One way or another

>> No.10147776

>>10147316
Its a meme degree, i double majored and got my CPA, after 2.5 years of commuting 2 hrs a day i quit it all. My dad wasnt happy but he taught me the ins and outs. Im much happier now, the modern day office shit is so distasteful to me

>> No.10147824

>>10147316
>I'm volunteering on a farm

working for free? im pretty sure this is doing it wrong

>> No.10148654

>>10146852
Plant seeds

>> No.10148675

>>10146852
You have to kill things for their meat.

>> No.10148740

cum on the soil to spawn a labor force so powerful it engulfs the continent.