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>we're looking for a team player

>> No.10144584

>we’re just not interested in adding a Neo-Nazi to our team right now, especially given that you are also a registered sex offender
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>> No.10144601

>3 years experience required
>Entry level position

>> No.10144661

>willing to endure tight spaces for extended periods of time.
>Must wear harness and collar at all times.
>A positive attitude is a must!

>> No.10145382

>No 9-5 mentality

>> No.10145398

>>10144661
W-where do apply?

>> No.10146273
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10146273

>proactive
>work under stress
>remote job willing to relocate
>so why do you want to work here anon? :)
>where do you see yourself in 5 years?

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10146278

Mid or feed only

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10146328

>why do you want to work here?

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10146365

>need a team player who can think outside of the box
translation: need a groupthink sheep who can come up with ideas that only comes from being a rebel

>> No.10146396

>>10144570

I'm a social retarded neet.

Somehow I always land my interviews and get a job if i go for one.

my secret is this facial expression i've mastered that makes it seem like i'm better than you and you want my help badly when you look at me.

It really works.