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10140474 No.10140474 [Reply] [Original]

>you have 10 seconds to act like a wagecuck

>> No.10140488
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>Thanks for the feedback, I'll get right to it!

>> No.10140491

>get taken advantage of by boss
>keep job
>keep working at usual pace

>> No.10140504
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>>10140474
i don't have to act

>> No.10140520

>>10140474
>"Hey boss, can I get Friday off? It's my wife's son's birthday, and I've put in my 40 hours every week for the past year. I can't because you need me? Okay, I understand. I'll get back to work, boss!"

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>>10140474
>I wish the fourth fell on a friday so i could be down the shore for an extra long weekend

>> No.10140597
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>have to choose two holidays to work on, company policy, heh
>so I chose the 4th because every day Is freedom day in America if you think about it

>> No.10140613

>hell yes ill work a double on the fourth boss. my next check will be real fat because of the ot and i can finally put the lift kit on my f150. dad always said hardwork pays off

>> No.10140628

>manager told me I get Thanksgiving off, paid.
Check comes around next week
>No paid time off.
"Sorry, I talked to HR and they said touch have to work for a year before you get PTO"

Real life experience. I quit the next month and make double now, with full benefits from day 1

>> No.10140639

>>10140628
You** not touch. Fucking retarded auto

>> No.10140654

>>10140597
quintessential boomer

>> No.10140670 [DELETED] 

>>10140474
> only 3 days left till friday

>> No.10140685

I can't stay up too late I have work tomorrow.

>> No.10141025

>>10140474
>SHUT UP NEET LEECHES YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO SOCIETY!!

>> No.10141154
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>tfw endorphin releases from your brain as you walk out the door after work

>> No.10141440

I am so fucking glad I left wagecucking. Even at six digits it ain't worth it

>> No.10141467

I actually love my job though. I don't no what I would do all day if I was some NEET loser.

>> No.10141877

If you're wage cucking and your boss constantly treats you like shit stand up to them of quit. Stop being a pussy.

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>>10140474
Yes sir, mr. Goldberg, sir I will be happy to help you file this lawsuit for you, sir of course I will also research the agents of service for the entity you are suing, sir never mind me never doing this before and having to call the court help desk to walk me through the different legal process because you are too cheap to pay a paralegal to do it for you and I am such a yes man and a good goy yes sir.

>> No.10142026

I'm at work on my day off because one of our employees is sick. I also have to cover for a single mom because she shows up late every day. Me? Oh no... I haven't had a vacation in 3 years.... Maybe I'll get that raise.

>> No.10142065

>>10141877

you kiss your boss's ass with that mouth?

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>>10140474
>"Whatcha doin'?
>"Nothing much, just living the dream"
>"I hear ya"

>> No.10142289
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>>10140474
>wake up bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt
>spend 5% of daily wage on a coffee and cigarettes
>clock in do a mediocre job hating my life, filled with regret and shame
>clock out, spend 10% of daily wage on shitty lunch
>clock in, feel tired after eating but push through, might get another coffee, just want to go home and sleep
>clock out
>spend another 10-30% of daily wage on dinner and alcohol to drown my sorrows, either by myself or with my coworkers while we continue to just bitch and talk about work
>go home to my shitty apartment
>pay my rent and bills which is 70% of my paycheck
>apply for another credit card online
>jack off and pass out

>> No.10142302

>>10142289
incredibly accurate

>> No.10142317

>>10141154
This paired with a ciggy is actually godtier

>> No.10142650

>>10141931
Hey, I remember you from an earlier thread.

Hope your boss hires that paralegal one day, anon.

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>>10140474
>Wake up at 5

>> No.10142788
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>arrive at work
>look at the clock
>still 8 hours and 26 minutes of work left

>> No.10143359

Had I got my payrise that gave me money to risk on Crypto one year sooner I would probably be retired by now. stumbled in on May 2017 with no idea what was going on before ><

>> No.10143375

>>10142317
This guy knows

>> No.10143419

>please, let it end

>> No.10143427

>>10140474
>Beep beep beep
>Wake up to alarm
>Temperature too outside. Tell boss I'll be working from home.

>> No.10143466

>>10140533
>I only have to work for three more months straight to afford my fiancee our wedding ring

>> No.10143478
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>hows it going?
>cant complain
>yup

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>happy friday!
>happy friday anon!
>hey whats up. happy friday dude
>good morning happy friday
>happy friday
>tgif amirite

>> No.10143574

>be phone fag
>abuse wrong aux code for bathroom break
>get caught
>kill self at desk honorless

>> No.10143712

>Have a good one

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>>10143478
>repeat ad infinitum

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>>10142317
You described my life in the last year and a half.

>tfw on the bus to the office right now

>> No.10143844

> we'd like to be out of here by 10:30, finish up those dishes

actually happened tonight. I walked off the job when no one was looking lol

>> No.10143920

I hope my boss lets me have that half day off I asked for

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>>10140474
>Sure thing Mr goldbergstein, I'll get it finalised on the weekend
>I have to mow the lawn on the weekend pick up my dry cleaning

>> No.10144075
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"How's it going?"

"Living the dream but sometimes it feels like a nightmare."

"Hahaha...Y-Yeah...."

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>sip
Another day, another dollar. You know how it is!

>> No.10144226

>>10140474
Yes sir

>> No.10144249
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>You up for a coffee? Coffee anyone?
>You catch the game last night?
>What'd you get up to over the weekend?

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>>10140474
hey guys, my name is fresco
I represent the American dream
Don't talk to me before my coffee!

>> No.10144420

>how's it going
>same old, same old
>hehe yeah, gotta do what you gotta do

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>>10140488
I do enjoy a fresh burger!
Thanks for your hard work!

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>>10143478
>>10144420
would you guys like to go out for a drink after 5?
I'm buying!

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>>10140474
False. I have the rest of my life to do that.

>> No.10144451

haha hey man it was nice talking with you! we should hang out sometime

>> No.10144453

This thread really motivates me to be a self made billionaire.

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I do enjoy a energy boost, the best way to get it is from this great new drink!
You should try it!

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>>10144451
we should!
But hey I gotta go, I'll see you monday!

>> No.10144469

>>10140474
omg, i will have to work on the weekend extra again, but i don't even dare to ask my boss if he will pay me for this

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>>10144469
me too friend, but don't worry!
All this over time builds character!

>> No.10144495

the amount of pent up anger, autism, and suicidal rage in this threat is enough to spark the golden bull run. sys 69k end of year

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>>10144495
Anger? No! Fresco loves life! He knows that with enough hard work, you'll always be rewarded!

>> No.10144789

>>10141877
They won't
The wagie slavie is conditioned to crave scraps to funds it's materialistic lifestyle

Telling my boss to go fuck herself for changing job titles to withhold pay was the most fun I'd had in years, sued her ass as well.

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>>10144789
I don't get why the need for all these stupid job titles. Before I became NEET, I was a pharmacist. But there was really only one type. It seems people these days, particularly the females just crave this social hierarchy thing more than anything. The whole setting is so toxic.

>> No.10145210

>>10145157
I was almost you, except I didn't sell all at 20k.

What you say is true about females craving hierarchy, especially the ones at work. There's always one cunt that tries to micromanage me. I just want her to fuck off.

>> No.10145271

>hey anon could you do mindless task x for an hour
>but look happy while you do it
>hey anon customer y said this
>oh yeah well they are always right you know even when they're wrong
>haha I hear you
>now get back to work

>> No.10145298

>>10145271
Kohl's (department store) employee policy is literally "Yes we can"

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>>10145210
Call me old fashioned but I don't buy into this microaggression/passive aggressive bullshit they all seem to have go at. I would just put my foot down straight away and not let those toxic relationships begin. Kind of why I was turned off changing industries too. The one I was looking at moving to is very corporate and I think I would hate it.

Regarding "making it". Lots of people have the right ideas in trading, it's just that you really do need to put your balls on the line to make money, and this uncomfortable for many. I can often make a days wage (comparatively) but it means I need to up the risk. Just takes time getting used to it.

>> No.10145976

>>10143427
Yeah I hate when the temperature is too outside.

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>>10142232
Lmao so true
Depressing!