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[Anonymous No.10118336]

>arguing with coworker
>accidentally call him a boomer
>"Boomer? I was born in the 80s, retard"
>try to ignore it and continue arguing
>boss stops me and wants me to explain why I called him a boomer
>try to explain I don't mean he's a literal boomer but "he's a boomer mentally"
>boomer: "Well you're a retard mentally"
>everyone laughs at me

[Anonymous No.10118348]

nice larp!

try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.10118354]

>>10118336
And? Toughen up.

[Anonymous No.10118410]

seppuku is the only way out it appears

[Anonymous No.10118417]

>>10118336
ah y'know can't complain

[Anonymous No.10118426]

It's ok bub, another day another dollar.

[Anonymous No.10118436]

>>10118336
its ok OP, theyre boomers, time is on our side, not theirs.

[Anonymous No.10118446]

>>10118336
Larp but kekd anyway imagining one of you autistic fucks doing this

[Anonymous No.10118523]

>>10118336
Lol

[Anonymous No.10118567]

>>10118336
Kek OP you are now the laughing stock of the whole office for trying to bring memes from the internet into your real life

[Anonymous No.10118578]

>>10118336
kek

[Anonymous No.10118623]

He said retard to you? Go to police and show this boomer we are in 2018. Say since he said it to you you cant handle ur life

[Anonymous No.10118685]

>>10118623
exactly, his boss is a literally boomer

[Anonymous No.10118707]

Kek i love triggering normal fags with the boomer bait.

"A boomer isn't a 30 year old, you dumbass"

[Anonymous No.10118744]

The man that engineered the boomer meme should get the Nobel prize.

t. 35 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.10118772]

>>10118336
fuck that was good

wow, good stuff man I needed that laugh !

[Anonymous No.10118787]

>>10118336
>boss makes a joke
>everyone has to laugh
>op comes here for support and we laugh at him too

[Anonymous No.10118862]

You are now the laughing stock of your workplace AND the internet. Holy shit you fucked up

[Anonymous No.10118886]

>>10118446
This.

[Anonymous No.10118898]

Crack open an ice cold MONSTER zero and SIP. All will be forgiven

[Anonymous No.10118910]

Boomer is a state of mind

[Anonymous No.10118967]

What does it mean to be a boomer.

[Anonymous No.10119094]

>>10118336

Fucking faggot OP REKT lmao

[Anonymous No.10119143]

>well you're a retard mentally!

[Anonymous No.10119438]

>>10118623
Real. Calling people retard/autistic is hate speech, keep up with the times boomers.

[Anonymous No.10119458]

>>10118336
Are you female? That sounds like sexual assault to me, better sue him

[Anonymous No.10119521]

>>10118744
I got on that meme early and spammed the shit out it cuz its funny

[Anonymous No.10119545]

you may feel discouraged, but now is time to double down on the boomer stuff at work. do not stop until you put every single boomer in their place. granted this may be a selfless act but it is for the greater good.

[Anonymous No.10119571]

>>10118336

>"Boomer? I was born in the 80s, retard"
>try to ignore it and continue arguing

This was your only chance to mock him for drinking zero ultra monster

[Anonymous No.10119581]

>>10118967
Out of touch with the younger generation.

[Anonymous No.10119600]

>>10118336
what forces you brainlets to larp this hard? coping because you have no friends?

[Anonymous No.10119615]

>>10119545
This.
And please please also teach these ignorant boomers about the dangers of semiautomatic weapons. If we don't take action who will? We know they won't. Repeal the 2nd amendment

[Anonymous No.10119626]

>>10118336
At what point did your autismo fight or flight response get activated?

[Anonymous No.10119627]

look at all the soiboys who didn't read the original incarnation of this

>>10118336
kek

[Anonymous No.10119637]

>>10118336
lmao

[Anonymous No.10119638]

>>10118888

[Anonymous No.10119650]

>>10119615
if you actually believe this, you should leave

[Anonymous No.10119776]

>>10119650
I'm a right winger but also a businessman. Stick with the money, not your retarded opinions.

[Anonymous No.10119833]

>>10118336
Top kek where do you work anon I want to buy your boss a beer. What a bro

[Anonymous No.10119854]

>>10118410
lol

[Anonymous No.10120121]

the Zoomer is merely a reactionary. infinitely jealous of the Boomer and the Millennials' feats, it must resort to make fun of the American Dream: owning a house, being industrious early on weekends, mowing your lawn, staying energized with manufactured caffeinated products. These pieces of Americana represent the vision of a past that will never come back: like Vaporwave, they are mere memories, mere bytes in a broken flash drive lying in the gutter of a gritty New York City street.
The Zoomer is upset at its own peers due to the rampant political correctness, so it resorts to the bowels of the internet: the chans. There, however, he is met with a nasty surprise: the dregs of past generations call him a faggot, a nonsipper, and are still better off financially and emotionally.
Cue the first sip of the day: the Zoomer jumps at this opportunity to disparage his older peers.
until he learns this lesson, here's to another /sip/

[Anonymous No.10120215]

>>10118336
whenyouforgetyourmentalyretarded.jpg

[Anonymous No.10120353]

all these newfags who dont realize this is a copypasta

[Anonymous No.10120890]

>>10120353
also a bunch of them appear to be snowflake faggots

[Anonymous No.10121051]

i buy btc/eth/eos/iota because i want to buy solid coins that will be here in 5 years

i dont trade shitcoins

t. 28 yo boomer