/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10115849]

>light blueish shirts
>dark blue pants
What exactly happens in an office environment that turns wagekeks into unimaginative drones who look identical to each other? Isn't it depressing to work in place where everyone is exactly the same?

[Anonymous No.10115939]

>>10115849
Some of the most retarded people I've ever met were wagies. I'm convinced theyre actually npcs.

[Anonymous No.10115966]

>>10115849
Nothing wrong with uniforms and dress codes

[Anonymous No.10116914]

>>10115939
thats because they are npcs. they drone through life living the same life as everyone else. they listen to the same news and would be shocked or offended or made uncomfortable by the same things as every other wagie because they are conditioned to be that way. work for mr sheckleberg until youre 65 and then its 'your time'

[Anonymous No.10116940]

>>10115849
you gonna be a rebel and wear a white shirt and brown pants or what?
dressing appropriately for the job is how it's always been

i wouldn't want to do business with some snowflake like in my image

[Anonymous No.10116950]

>>10115849
It makes your job easier if you don't have to play dress-up in the morning

[Anonymous No.10116956]

>>10116950
Why aren't they wearing sweats and t-shirts then? Literally easier to get on and comfier.

[Anonymous No.10116962]

>>10115849
If you have a dozen sets of the same outfit, no one notices when you only change your clothes once a week. Convenience and comfiness far outweigh gay /fa/shion bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10116967]

>>10115939
>>10116914
You sound like fucking npcs yourselves with your inane, same-old rehashed bullshit comments. kys

[Anonymous No.10116968]

>>10115849
Despite being unimaginative, it looks good. Nobody goes to an office job to stand out. That's what weekends are for.

>>10116956
basic dress code you unemployed fuck

[Anonymous No.10116972]

>>10116956
Why are you asking me retard? That depends on the company and their image/dress code

[Anonymous No.10116979]

>>10116940
Honestly based on experience id prefer some slightly retarded snowflake to the average stuffed shirt. With the snowflake you just got to not hurt their feefees and you can be friends. With stuffed shirts theres no point, even if you friend them what are you going to talk about. Sportsball? Stuffed shirts are also super uncreative and lazy, they like to pretend to work hard when really theyre just sitting at a desk all day taking 10 hours to do what a normal person could do in 30 minutes. Then they charge $150/hr. Its ridiculous. I was talking to some stuffed shirt type lawyers, they charge crazy amounts, then googled the actual law codes after the convo, guess what? Everything they said was out of date by 5 years.

Never trust a wagie.

[Anonymous No.10116998]

>>10116967
Your id is literally faggot, kek has spoken. Get rekt fgt.

[Anonymous No.10117001]

>>10115849
some of them are wearing brown shoes!

[Anonymous No.10117014]

>>10117001
Kek, I remember getting written up for brown shoes when I was a wagie. No warning or anything. The bitch looked like she took great pleasure when I signed her little compliance sheet. Lots of wagie psychopaths.

[Anonymous No.10117020]

>>10116979
>With the snowflake you just got to not hurt their feefees and you can be friends.
being around those people are true suffering, you have to watch what you say all the time. i remember playing some game with my friend at a party one time, something happened in-game and I said "aw, that's gay" and apparently that triggered some snowflake girl and her friend in the background who then started to rant about "how can you use gay like it's a negative word?" and you have to sit there and roll your eyes and try to filter out whatever shit they spew out

fuck those people.

[Anonymous No.10117031]

>light blueish shirts
Better than pure white, stains are less noticeable
>dark blue pants
Dress pants are top comfy

>>10116956
Because it looks like shit. People don't want to look like manchilds, generally.

[Anonymous No.10117043]

>>10117020
I accidentally said nigger around normies once. It was like I triggered a new holocaust and just gassed 6 million Jews instantly. They never asked me to hang out again lol.

[Anonymous No.10117065]

>>10117031
Also light blue/dark blue was pretty fashionable last year.

[Anonymous No.10117079]

>>10117043
their loss, fuck em.

the sad thing is though that there are usually a few people around that don't care if you said nigger or whatever but they don't want to be frozen out of the group too so they pick the SJW side just because of that.

[Anonymous No.10117086]

>>10115849
It's called discipline, something a worthless NEET like yourself can't grasp.

[Anonymous No.10117105]

>>10117086
>projecting learning disability
Sorry it’s monday wagie, remember to make sure shekelsteins asshole is properly licked clean before you go home tonight.

[Anonymous No.10117137]

>>10117043
i say nigger all the time when im with my group of long-time friends, but ya i've done the same in more public settings or around people im less familiar with and they tend to react the same way you described. i accidently said it once at a comedy club and some actual nigger at the table beside me stood up and wanted to fight, so I'm sitting there thinking "ya I guess him wanting to fight is actually kinda justified" so I stood up too and calmly said "alright lets go outside and do this." but for some reason he just sat back down and called me a whack cracker or some shit, i dunno the whole thing was weird

Anyway point is if I heard you say nigger around me I'd probably be more inclined to befriend you because I respect that sort of crude authenticity. never change

[Anonymous No.10117241]

>>10117137
>saying nigger is crude authenticity

I bet you say epic and redpilled irl

[Anonymous No.10117383]

>>10115849
NEET here, it's simplicity - blue hides stains that come from sweat and coffee stains easier and also >>10116950 no need to design an outfit every fucking morning, rotating shirt and pant combinations - deciding which tie suites your mood. That's why even after earning 11 million dollars in 1971 Stanley Kubrick still dressed, in Steven Spielberg's words "kinda schleppy" (((((as if we didn't know you were one of them steveie)))), he did a Bart Simpson and bought a whole bunch of the same outfit and wore them until they wore out. He would have argued that cumulatively over a decade it would have saved him almost 1000 hours that could have been better spent checking if the ads for Full Metal Jacket in the Jakata Newspaper are the exact margins and spacing that he demanded for optimal readability, or if the cinema in San Francisco that is doing a screening of Barry Lyndon has the right matte for the projector (1:66)

[Anonymous No.10117417]

Now, if you want to be next level entrepreneur then you don't need a uniform: you need a costume to become iconic. At the very least you need one item: Prince had his purple, Slash had his top-hat, Elton John has his sunglasses

[Anonymous No.10117451]

Now, the mark of a true entrepreneur is the one who goes from uniform, to costume, to iconic. Prince had his Purple, Slash I think still wears a top hat, Frank Zappa has his mustache, Lemmy had a different mustache, and who can forget Elton John's glasses, or Ziggy Stardust's Lightning Bolt?