Chainlink Mind fuck

[Anonymous No.10113264]

Here's a secret:

Buy when there's FUD.

Next year, people will call you lucky.

If you're deluded, you'd believe them, but the truth is you were lucky hear about Chainlink as a result of /biz/. You were thrown the last bone to escape wagecuckery and settling for 4/10 whores.

[Anonymous No.10113405]

>>10113264
>Next year, people will call you lucky.

Agree with your post, based, anon, EXCEPT for this part.
B/C I’m going to keep my fucking mouth shut, anon. Only people who know I’m in chainlink are my mom and dad.

Remember everyone, never reveal your power level.

[Anonymous No.10113421]

>>10113405
a billion times this

[Anonymous No.10113433]

>>10113405
"Remember everyone, never reveal your power level"

100%

[Anonymous No.10113436]

>>10113405
honestly, this anon knows

especially goes for dating

[Anonymous No.10113448]

>>10113264
The stories later in life will be hilarious. Talking about Assblaster, the 7s, and Link Marines and how you went uncomfortably into an "internet money" that was led by a guy that never communicated at all and therefore was Fudded nonstop on a random mongolian basket weaving forum that you heard about it from in the first place.... KEK

[Anonymous No.10113490]

>>10113436
>especially goes for dating
Well, then I’ll maybe reveal 0.01%, kek.
“Oh anon, your house is amazing ... What do you DO to have a house like this....”

[Anonymous No.10113506]

>>10113448
A movie will be made about linkies.

[Anonymous No.10113516]

>>10113405
based. I won't be telling my future wife (whoever she is) about my vast riches until we're married. I literally mean when we get home after the reception. I need to make sure my money plays absolutely no role in her decision to marry me.

[Anonymous No.10113521]

>>10113436
nah, Rebecca has a right to know.

[Anonymous No.10113529]

>>10113516
And even then, make sure you have an air-tight pre-nup to avoid getting fucked later down the line. Not saying it will happen, but always keep to contingency plan.

[Anonymous No.10113532]

>>10113506
"Sergey and the Link Factory"

[Anonymous No.10113535]

>>10113448
Fucking this, anon.
I keep thinking that this is going to be some legendary shit. Too bad Hunter Thompson is going, because only he could have a chance to capture “fear and loathing on an Indonesian yak shaving forum — the battle of the autists, the fudders and the Link marines, and the epic rise of the stinky linkies.”

[Anonymous No.10113540]

>>10113448
>"you guys remember when he waved to a woman two feet away from him"
>"that's how I knew to go all in"

[Anonymous No.10113556]

>>10113535
"And there we were, somewhere on the edge of the conference room near the bathrooms, when the drugs began to take hold"

[Anonymous No.10113559]

>>10113532
>"Sergey and the Link Factory"
My fucking sides.
Some photoshop anon needs to paste sergey’s face onto condescending wonka.

And on that day, a meme was born.

[Anonymous No.10113578]

>>10113540
The guy in the back of the room, in the plaid shirt waiving the chainlink logo. I can’t, I just can’t. . . I’m dying.

I just can’t stop watching this

[Anonymous No.10113588]

>>10113529
Don't you have to declare all the assets you have in a pre-nup, though?

>>10113448
>"Dad, how did we get so much money? I bet you were a doctor or a lawyer when you were younger!"
>"Anon lets out a heavy sigh as he looks at his boy. "The time has come" he thought to himself."
>"Son, do you know what memes are?"
>"No dad, whats that?"
>"Sit down, son. We have a lot to discuss..."

[Anonymous No.10113599]

[Anonymous No.10113609]

>>10113599
Checked. We will all make it together.

[Anonymous No.10113636]

>>10113599
Signs and those numbers. Praise Kek. Look at the synchronicity of our online board manifesting into reality. Our memes are affecting the world.

[Anonymous No.10113667]

DELUDED LINKIES HOLY SHIT

Do you honestly think this will make you rich? Get real dumbasses chainlink is done and Sergeys lack of communication is central into why this shit isn't going to succeed.

[Anonymous No.10113674]

>>10113532
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.10113684]

>>10113599
Checked

[Anonymous No.10113700]

>>10113540
shout out to the anon who made this shit. fuck it's just so good

[Anonymous No.10113741]

>>10113264
>the truth is you were lucky hear about Chainlink
POO

[Anonymous No.10113762]

>>10113405
Wokest post on biz

[Anonymous No.10113788]

>>10113762
>Wokest post on biz
TFW you just won “wokest post on biz”
Unironically thanks anon.

I really think we are going to make it, fellas. I really wish you all the best. I hope everyone can use some extra cash to think about where they want their life to go, and to help those around them, or to make some dream come true (inb4 “shut up faggot, I’m going to spend all my money on hookers and blow.”)

[Anonymous No.10113802]

>>10113264
It doesn't matter to me. I don't dream about what 10k LINK will be worth in a year. I dream about what 100 LINK will be worth in 5.

[Anonymous No.10113805]

>>10113802
Don't overwhelm my brain with too much winning.

[Anonymous No.10113842]

>>10113588
>"The time has come" he thought to himself."
fukin' lol'd

[Anonymous No.10113859]

>>10113636
And your digits too. Digits never stop on Link threads. KEK is here.

[Anonymous No.10113958]

>>10113667

anon speaks the truth. deluded stinkies stockholmed by linkies

[Anonymous No.10113994]

>>10113788
checked anon, you are based and we will all be rich.

[Anonymous No.10113997]

>>10113529
Depends where you live. If you're unfortunate enough to live and get married in Cuckfornia, your wife is able to claim half your assets after ten years of marriage. Regardless of your signed a prenup or not and that doesn't even cover alimony or child support.

>NEVER show your power level!
>NEVER co-sign anything with her name!
>NEVER share a bank account!
>if you have kids, file for sole custody of the children!
>hire the best shark (((lawyer))) money can buy.
>have a secret emergency stash in case shit hits the fan and tell no one!

No woman is above lying and manipulating the court system to get what they want. The second they know how much you're worth, the true roastie inside her will come out!

[Anonymous No.10114069]

>>10113997

https://me.me/i/janet-jacksons-prenuptial-agreement-guaranteed-her-500-million-if-she-12687957

That’s the way love goes, anon....

[Anonymous No.10114184]

>>10113490
>“Oh anon, your house is amazing ... What do you DO to have a house like this....”

You don't have a house in line with what your wealth is you spastic. You don't drive a car in line with it either.

Jesus. Having that house is revealing your power level.

[Anonymous No.10114212]

>>10113997
i live in LA and never worry about this.

[Anonymous No.10114213]

>>10113802
>>10113805

[Anonymous No.10114225]

>>10113264
Roger Ver, Jihan Wu, Calvin Ayre, The 8btc mod (19hZx234vNtLazfx5J2bxHsiWEmeYE8a7k), Jiang Zhouer, the bitcoin.com cofounder, the Coinbase founder - all BILLIONAIRES who can complete the flippening with their own cash TODAY.
They're not doing so because they'd rather invest in BCH adoption. BCH adoption is skyrocketing while btc adoption is dropping.
In a few years both St Kitts and Antigua will use BCH as their main currency (Roger is working on St Kitts, Calvin is investing in Antigua more money than their GDP exclusively because of BCH adoption), Craig Wright will increase transaction counts by circumventing corrupt governments in Africa for money transfers (this one is not certain but very possible considering his funding), Roger is speaking to VIP-s every other day, including Japanese bank CEO-s, stock exchange owners, etc. Brian Armstrong will push BCH and shit on BTC subtly every chance he gets, bitcoin.com wallet is the most popular mobile wallet and it literally shits on BTC, propaganda/censorship effects are fading, Purse just added BCH meaning that normies can use it to get 20% discounts on amazon, Koreans love BCH and they seem to matter at least as much as Americans and significantly more than eurofags, miners are looking for ways to destroy BTC in the next few years otherwise their profits will crumble, LN is proving more and more of a failure every single day, Wright will patent-troll startups into moving into BCH, tipping on github is now possible with bch, smart contracts are coming in November, stress tests are a massive success, charities are popularizing BCH in struggling countries (Venezuela today, others will join in if trouble arises), Free Society project is progressing well, Circle is adding BCH next few weeks, Ayre who became a billionaire from gambling is going to create BCH-only online casinos

[Anonymous No.10114263]

>>10113405
power level is safely guarded

[Anonymous No.10114314]

>>10114213
So if i'm understanding this post 9 trillion market cap/90m circulating supply = $100k per LINK

/biz/tards would literally be half of the Forbes 100 wealthiest people. Shit, even I would have a few hundred million from my suicide insurance. No fucking way this happens

[Anonymous No.10114344]

>>10114314
Stay stinky

[Anonymous No.10114357]

>>10114314

>mfw LINK will never touch $1 again

[Anonymous No.10114363]

>>10114314
They wont care about making biz rich, they will care about saving money in their business on the back end. When every single business is in on this, I don't doubt this will be the reality.

[Anonymous No.10114408]

>>10114314
>ten years from now.
can you imagine how hard they will try to shake us out and how few of us there will be remaining ten years from now? be realistic when you imagine how many people will be shaken out by the time we reach $10.

[Anonymous No.10114422]

>>10114184
>MFW I said “maybe reveal 0.01%, kek.”

>calling people spastic
Easy, killer. We’re all friends here.
I’m just looking forward to moving out of my 1 bedroom apartment into a cool place with a view or something. Not planning to move into Wayne manor.

[Anonymous No.10114500]

>>10113700
I hope he's here in this thread, or finds it at some point. I was in the thread yesterday where he made and posted it, and I want him to see it appreciated

[Anonymous No.10114537]

>>10114314
Also check this. If 1,000,000 people owned 1,000 link each that would make each holder worth $100,000,000 and in the grand scheme of population it would still be unaffected as 1,000,000 people is still 0.01% of total global population. Makes you think

[Anonymous No.10114569]

>>10113540
>>10113540
this is the reason 80 percent of my portfolio is in link. I don't give a fuck. Follow the memes anon. They will make you rich

[Anonymous No.10114777]

>>10114537
This is why I see it happening. The ratio of people who hold link to people who dont is fucking insane, we are such a minuscule minority and it would be similar to people winning the lottery. Almost no one experiences what we will experience.

[Anonymous No.10114822]

>>10114777
Checked
Also how many anons would actually hold that long? Many especially with large stacks will cash out early

[Anonymous No.10114842]

how much to make it?

[Anonymous No.10114928]

>>10114408
Anon, don't you realize the power of autism? Some people here will never ever sell. Perhaps sell some chunks around major milestones but that's it. I have 40k linkies that I trade and 40k that I will keep whatever happens

[Anonymous No.10114932]

>>10114777
>>10114537
> In the future there will be documentaries about /biz/ because of how successful LINK made us
> mfw serious "journalists" will have to sort through thousands and thousands, literal years worth of braap and wojack threads
> mfw there's a chapter on "pajeets and other shills"
> mfw we get a montage of years of LINK memes and fud screenshots

We are all kidding ourselves if we think LINK will make us rich, but goddamn would it be funny as shit

[Anonymous No.10114957]

>>10113540
fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.10114964]

>>10114928
talk's cheap. when you actually have a few million the thought of losing it will put the fear of god in you.

[Anonymous No.10115205]

>>10113448
2018 could be the greatest year of my life
what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.10115358]

>>10115205
I hope so, anon. I really do. Best of luck.

[Anonymous No.10115577]

>>10114314
I would be afraid to live with that much money. I'm way too stupid to handle even something like 10 million stress free, I think

[Anonymous No.10115721]

shit ass fans spinning boys

>http://archive.is/zzNE2

[Anonymous No.10115793]

>>10115577
100 million+ you'd have to be a pretty big retard to fuck that up.

Definitely don't tell people about it though, just asking for trouble

[Anonymous No.10115829]

>Link goes 1k, everyone is rich.
>A week later everyone's links get stolen or straight up killed because they posted on the data mining threads.

[Anonymous No.10115835]

>>10115793
how the fuck do you keep 100million a secret?

and its the people that would fuck it up, mostly. Lets say Im an extreme poorfag born into poorfag family, and suddenly I have 100 million. Even If I have the brains to handle it and invest it properly, and not spend it all in 5 years, do I tell my family about it? I dont want my mom to live in extreme poorfaggotry any longer, but if I go public, 100million is nothing but trouble. Just try to imagine it

your entire world would change. Even if you buy your parents some houses and cars, and send them on nonstop vacations, whats next?

Oh yeah my son is the dude who was an idiot all his life and now he has 100 million

also literally everyone would hate me, and the chance of EVER having a genuine relationship with ANYONE would drop to 0

[Anonymous No.10115840]

>>10115835
>genuine relationship with ANYONE
he fell for the relationship meme... people are overrated anon.

[Anonymous No.10115846]

>>10115835
I'd unironically buy a supercar if I were worth 9 figures so that's alright with me

[Anonymous No.10115853]

>>10115840
you say that because youre probably a normalfag who has ok relations with coworkers, family, women, friends etc

Im a complete, fucked up loner

[Anonymous No.10115861]

>>10115853
Trust me, your situation is a blessing in disguise...people are so overrated it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.10115867]

>>10115853
no you're not you fucking penis. we also have LINK, and we also will have a lot of money. We'll be friends.

[Anonymous No.10115869]

>>10115853
you gotta fix your mentality before LINK moons dude. Serious anon here

[Anonymous No.10115910]

>>10115835
>your entire world would change. Even if you buy your parents some houses and cars, and send them on nonstop vacations, whats next?

>Oh yeah my son is the dude who was an idiot all his life and now he has 100 million

>also literally everyone would hate me, and the chance of EVER having a genuine relationship with ANYONE would drop to 0

Anon, hold on. I’m assuming no larp.
Here’s what you do. You go step by step.
You don’t talk specific numbers with people. You don’t “go public”

You buy your mom and dad a house. Just something nice. Don’t try to get a mansion with a helipad. Just something nice and comfortable. They ask where you got the money, and you say, hey I got lucky on some investments. You don’t get into numbers with them.

You just take it one step at a time.

Also, srs, I wish you would look into mindfulness or a meditation center near you or a church. You are into some very negative self talk. Time to change that.

I think, I don’t know, but I think, that crypto is a ticket for you to change your life. Take it one day at a time.

[Anonymous No.10116101]

>>10115910
Unironically this

[Brigadier General Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.10116119]

Sup faggots love you

[Anonymous No.10116136]

>>10116119
Love you and see you on the /otherside/

[Anonymous No.10116141]

Oh? Are we back to being deluded about $1000 eoy?

[Anonymous No.10116209]

>>10113559
Where Sergey leads a bunch of basement dwellers into a smal conference room and then disappears for 2.5 hrs

[Anonymous No.10116460]

>>10113421
All right calm down

[Anonymous No.10116471]

>>10116119
fuck off, pajeet

[Anonymous No.10116631]

>>10115577
Just put it all into index funds, bonds and real estate (that you get someone else to manage)

Live off the proceeds, easy 500k/year with zero work, thought or stress.

[Anonymous No.10116652]

>>10113264
>Buy when there's FUD.

this is why people should've bought AMB when it was fudded heavily on here.

[Anonymous No.10116658]

>>10116652
And why we should have bought 0xbtc

[Anonymous No.10116675]

>>10115910
This. Resist the urge to brag, just stay comfy

[Anonymous No.10116683]

I've got 10k LINK
We're gonna make it bros, no longer wagecucks

[Anonymous No.10116753]

>>10114213
there arent even 2000 9figure market cap companies

[Anonymous No.10116877]

>>10115869
Mission critical to fix up this shit mentality. Not trying to be harsh but depression and windfall could kill you. Go to therapy or a NLP specialist ASAP. I want all Anon friends to make it.

[Anonymous No.10116916]

>>10114932
>this entire thread

I love you guys seriously.

[Anonymous No.10117022]

>>10116119
We ride to battle

[Anonymous No.10117041]

MUH LINKY STAYS SUPAAA STINKY!

[Anonymous No.10117061]

>>10114314
>Marketcap is relevant for Link

Stay dumb

[Anonymous No.10117809]

>>10116119
<3 man

[Anonymous No.10117817]

>>10115910
yeah all of what you wrote is what I meant by "go public", but my point still stands. Imagine if your parents were wagecucking their entire life and nevver thought much about what it is that they want, or should really do, and now they are suddenly retired and set up for good. Also they never had the time for their son because of wagecuckery, and he's now giving them gifts of unknown origin. They would go around telling people that Im rich, no doubts about it. And honestly its not only a problem that people would know you're rich, but its also an embarassing way to become rich, investing in a shitcoin and making it is the equivalent of winning a lottery. They want to know how much you have and the means you got it

And if you give a person something, say money, they want to know how, why, when, where, and most importantly: More please? Im not a jesus fag but theres a reason jesus said its hard for the rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Its not because being wealthy or desiring wealthy is evil per se, its because money creates as many problems as it solves. I've thought about it a lot

Money changes how people perceive you and how you perceive them, and life in general

[Anonymous No.10117850]

>>10115829
Jokes on them according to the datamining threads I am already a Jewish/aryan/black man/woman billionare/poor virgin/chad

[Anonymous No.10117931]

God this is one of my favorite ChainLink threads of time. I know LINK will be huge but I still can’t help but think we’re all completely fucking dillusional.

May we all make it.

[Anonymous No.10118029]

>>10116753
Half of biz will sell their LINK when (if) it hits $10. The rest will sell when it crashes back down to $3. Only 0.1 to 1% of OG LINK holders will see $1000

[Anonymous No.10118034]

>>10113264

[Anonymous No.10118281]

>>10117817
I've thought about it a lot too anon. It will be so very hard to ease family into this without the gifts going to waste or them turning on you. A lot of people, even pleasant and otherwise good people, are self-destructive and immature to the point that they will compulsively do something to jeopardize your/their new situation. Not because they are bad people per se, but because the new situation is so alien that they can't help but do something drastic and stupid.
I personally plan to spend a lot of time figuring out what motivates my family and whether or not they are prepared to bear the responsibility of life changing gifts.

[Anonymous No.10118391]

>>10118281
yeah. the ideal solution is to get to know your parents a bit more and figure out what is it that their heart desire and help them out do that, instead of just showering them with money. But on the other hand this is an impossible task. Fuck this shit I dont even need money, obviously now I own link but if it goes to 0 then I wouldnt even care

its hard, its fucked up to be honest

[Anonymous No.10118594]

>mindfuck
>buy when there's FUD
nigga what

[Anonymous No.10118742]

>>10118034
>Caring what skeletons think

[Anonymous No.10119465]

Ive got 30k Link will i make it?

[Anonymous No.10120280]

>>10119465

we're all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.10120530]

>>10116119

[Anonymous No.10120593]

>>10118391
Dude just get your parents to buy link. My dad has a bigger stack than I do and he even shitposts on /biz/ with me. My mom even has a linklet stack too.

[Anonymous No.10120617]

>>10117931
>completely fucking dillusional.
>>10116877
>this shit mentality
>>10115853
>Im a complete, fucked up loner
>>10114932
>kidding ourselves if we think LINK will make us rich
>>10114928
>autism
>>10114777
>minuscule minority
>>10114422
>1 bedroom apartment
>>10113997
>lying and manipulating
>>10113958
>deluded stinkies stockholmed by linkies
>>10113667
>chainlink is done

[Anonymous No.10120686]

How the fuck is this thread still up, what has happened /biz/


>>10117817
>>10118281
>>10118391
I've also thought about what to do if link does happen. You're right it is a life changing thing. For me im not going to tell anyone, not a single person, my real wealth. I'll buy my parents a better house if the want it, and my brother too, but I'm not going to tell them that I've got even more money than that. My brother would get so depressed if he didn't work, he's not cut out for the neet life. Some people are happier & better living a normal life. You just have to learn how to be vague with your family, I've been doing it for 10yrs plus now, non of them have a clue I don't need to work

[Anonymous No.10120769]

Now with SWIFTRef providing data, Chainlink will have the ability to launch automatic BOND and Credit rating derivative contracts.

[Anonymous No.10121108]

>>10120769
WE ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH

[Anonymous No.10121420]

>>10120686
I will remodel my parents house and maybe even live there for a few weeks having my mom make all my favorite foods before I head back out on my own, home state is too warm.

I would honestly just chill out, start learning a skilled trade and go church until I find a nice gf.

[Anonymous No.10121467]

>>10113529
prenups dont work u pleb...

[Anonymous No.10121874]

>>10116119
love u 2, babe