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Fuck

>> No.10111219

B-but muh tent

>> No.10111232

>>10111213
check moon mission on tesla now

>> No.10111246

TSLA salt:

https://twitter.com/eriz35/with_replies
https://twitter.com/TedRosen/with_replies
https://twitter.com/markbspiegel/with_replies
https://twitter.com/mydoghasagun/with_replies
https://twitter.com/EthanNagler/with_replies
https://twitter.com/GatorInvestor/with_replies
https://twitter.com/TeslaCharts/with_replies
https://twitter.com/skabooshka/with_repliesz

>> No.10111301

TESLA TO THE FUCKING MOON

>> No.10111306

>>10111301
not that's SpaceX

>> No.10111320

>>10111301
good thing I bought the dip.
all hail elon

>> No.10111326

>>10111306
But there's a tesla car in space lol.

>> No.10111342
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>>10111213
GG TSLA shorters.

>> No.10111348

Market cap larger than GM...has not had a profitable quarter yet. This will end badly

>> No.10111359

>>10111246
summary of shorter theories:

>they actually only produced 4000 cars total
>elon is in Spain to avoid being arrested by the SEC
>the tent is fake and doesn't actually produce cars

it's hilarious

>> No.10111360

>>10111213
7000 CARS
7 DAYS
700 A SHARE BY
70 DAYS

>> No.10111370
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>> No.10111372

>>10111348
Its will become twice as large as GM. Do you know why? Because one is a creative, inovative and future oriented company. The other one is old garbage that can only copy/paste. Screencap this.

>> No.10111392

>>10111372
I'm not a GM lover by any stretch, but the valuation makes no sense.

>> No.10111395

>>10111372
Lel. The only GM product that I like is the Corvette, and that's pretty much it.

>> No.10111413

>>10111372
>assembling autos by hand in a tent in the parking lot to reach arbitrary production numbers

>> No.10111424

>>10111392
exactly, it should be 4x as high

>> No.10111436

>>10111424
Why? They have NEVER had a profitable quarter even?

>> No.10111438
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>>10111219
Kek

>Pic related
A must-post

>> No.10111456

>>10111438
desperation
not a good look
sell signal boyos

>> No.10111463

>60% of preorders get canceled
>Assembly line workers overworked
>Quality issues

Kek

>> No.10111489

cant produce shit, hes too scatterbrained with different projects

>> No.10111501

u dumb fucks will never figure it out, you all too stupid to know why shit pumped Jun.29, and why Elon Musk is a fraud, he ain't launching shit, they are hot air balloons and he's blowing smoke literally up your ass, it's all an illusion. All the world is a stage, and Satan is the prince of this world. I ain't gonna explain any further, dumb asses everywhere omg

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>> No.10111547

>>10111213
>doubting the musk
LMAO

>> No.10111614
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>>10111501
>>10111489

>this mad

>> No.10111623

>>10111501
what? even we got 3 teslas in our small town...

t.
german

>> No.10111792
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china is the largset market for electric vehicles and they are now aiming to have 100% electric roads within 5 years due to pollution, no more combustion engine in beijing soon. hong kong was largest market for tesla up to the point they reduced tax breaks for ev

>> No.10111830

>muh future vision
>muh production tent
prepare for 99% reduction in TSLA price

>> No.10111839

>>10111830
feel free to short it

>> No.10111850

It doesn't matter, in the long run Tesla can't outcompete chinese low manufactoring costs

>> No.10111863

>>10111213
Roger Ver, Jihan Wu, Calvin Ayre, The 8btc mod (19hZx234vNtLazfx5J2bxHsiWEmeYE8a7k), Jiang Zhouer, the bitcoin.com cofounder, the Coinbase founder - all BILLIONAIRES who can complete the flippening with their own cash TODAY.
They're not doing so because they'd rather invest in BCH adoption. BCH adoption is skyrocketing while btc adoption is dropping.
In a few years both St Kitts and Antigua will use BCH as their main currency (Roger is working on St Kitts, Calvin is investing in Antigua more money than their GDP exclusively because of BCH adoption), Craig Wright will increase transaction counts by circumventing corrupt governments in Africa for money transfers (this one is not certain but very possible considering his funding), Roger is speaking to VIP-s every other day, including Japanese bank CEO-s, stock exchange owners, etc. Brian Armstrong will push BCH and shit on BTC subtly every chance he gets, bitcoin.com wallet is the most popular mobile wallet and it literally shits on BTC, propaganda/censorship effects are fading, Purse just added BCH meaning that normies can use it to get 20% discounts on amazon, Koreans love BCH and they seem to matter at least as much as Americans and significantly more than eurofags, miners are looking for ways to destroy BTC in the next few years otherwise their profits will crumble, LN is proving more and more of a failure every single day, Wright will patent-troll startups into moving into BCH, tipping on github is now possible with bch, smart contracts are coming in November, stress tests are a massive success, charities are popularizing BCH in struggling countries (Venezuela today, others will join in if trouble arises), Free Society project is progressing well, Circle is adding BCH next few weeks, Ayre who became a billionaire from gambling is going to create BCH-only online casinos

>> No.10111882

>>10111413
If you read any of the articles you would know that the tent is just a space for creating mock-ups in order to design the assembly lines.

>> No.10111916

and only 100 employees died from overwork. tesla haters BTFO

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>>10111882
no it isnt. it's for general assembly, like installing seats and so forth. SpaceX uses the same sort of tent at San Pedro

>> No.10112292

>>10111850
weird how they just got clearance to set up shop in China

>> No.10112310

>>10112292
and they would have 100% ownership of it too

>> No.10112342

>>10112310
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tesla-china/tesla-registers-shanghai-electric-car-firm-ahead-of-ownership-rule-change-idUSKCN1IF181