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Don’t tell me repetitive marketing doesn’t work. I’m about try my first one.

>t. 31yo boomer

>> No.10109490

How did it taste?

>> No.10109501

>>10109468
I got to say, I actually like the taste, I'm going to regularly buy these now.

>> No.10109510
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>>10109468

do you also own chainlink?

>> No.10109511

disgusting poorfags

>> No.10109526

gross

>> No.10109532
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Cheers m8

>> No.10109539

>>10109468
I unironically put my life savings into monster stock (MNST) before the monster meme goes viral

>> No.10109549

>>10109468

>t. future diabetic

>> No.10109557

literally drinking the liquid jew

>> No.10109585

>>10109549
sugar free jackass

>> No.10109636

I cannot believe this marketing worked

It's like the dinosaurs thread on /v/ from way back and battlefield 3 started with the MC looking at a toy dinosaur

>> No.10109637

>>10109585
sugar is actually better than the shit they add instead just so they can say sugar free. enjoy your brain AIDS

>> No.10109662

>>10109539
MNST was actually one of the greatest pennies stocks of all time

>> No.10109679

>>10109468

I had my first one last night and couldn't fall asleep for several hours.

Thanks Monster

>> No.10109681

>>10109585
Enjoy Completely ruining your gut flora and beneficial bacteria.

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>>10109468

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>not getting your grill to pose with monster for the approval of NEETs on a Kosovan yu-gi-ho card trading forum

>> No.10109705

>>10109585

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/261179.php

Your body still thinks it's sugar

>> No.10109757

I dont know why everyone on here says that monster is poison when it doesn't contain half the shit all the processed food you fucks eat. Get off your high horses you tendie eating faggots

>> No.10109790

>>10109757
Unless you're growing/hunting/reering your own food you're being exposed to some not so good stuff. Thanks Monsanto

>> No.10109803

>>10109757
>eating tendies and drinking moster is the same as only eating tendies

>> No.10109838

>>10109490
>>10109501
>>10109532
>>10109636

I think it has a nice citrus taste. I’m pleasantly surprised. Much better than redbull.

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Cheerios
Tastes like shit but it's kinda good

>> No.10109842

>>10109679
You drank an energy drink before bed? What are you retarded? Oh ya this is biz

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>>10109637
>>10109681
You guys are pussies
Softer than silk
Probably don't even cross the street with out a cross guard. Pls leave this board, you are not even welcome here
>muh energy drink bad for me!
Just got off a run of hard chemicals for 1 year, you cannot tell i was on anything unless i told you.
Mood is a little off but will be back within a few days

>> No.10109850

>>10109694
Show bobs and vagene

>> No.10109895

>>10109848
if being a non-degenerate non-poorfag healthy person is a pussy, then i guess i am one. keep drinking the liquid jew.

>> No.10109900

I like the coffee ones at the start of a long drive.

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There are people who unironically quit decent jobs to become crypto day traders in 2017 lamo.

Anyone with half a brain who has been in this game for years sold out in dec/Jan and put all that money into Boomer tier investments like real estate, blue chips, and art and is now set up to retire for good by 40 with plenty of passive income

>> No.10110104

>>10109468
How do Monster do it? Remember there sip marketing campaign on /fit/

>> No.10110113

>>10109947
Cool statue.

>> No.10110140

>>10109637
>>10109681
>>10109705
imagine willingly being this fucking ignorant and uneducated
fucking embarassing

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cheers /biz

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25 yo boomer here. Tastes bretty good

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>>10109468
You are firmly within their grasp.

>> No.10110568

>>10110343
soccer is for gays

>> No.10110662

I've seen this meme here on biz for at least a year now, and finally tried one yesterday.
Shit is gross, even regular monster is 10x better than this garbage. WTF guys??

>> No.10110699

>>10109662
Holy shit they’ve been public since 1988! If I’d have known, I would’ve invested as soon as I saw those fags with monster shirts and Oakley’s drinking that poison before drag races.

>> No.10110897

>>10110140
t. retarded anon who doesn't understand nutrition and it's 2018. fucking kek.

>> No.10111165

>>10110662

I'll never try a white one but that almost seems impossible. Regular monster tastes like straight up sewer bile.