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[Anonymous No.10092609]

>deluded arkies

[Anonymous No.10092624]

Worst decision of the year was selling at $6000ks in Feb. 2nd worst was buying a ton of Ark.

[Anonymous No.10092830]

>>10092609

[Anonymous No.10092840]

The year is 2020
>You wake up to the feel of your alarm clock
>It's a 10/10 red head female giving you a blow job at 8AM just as ordered
>You push her aside and stumble out of bed
>You see 20 bare asses in 2 rows of 10 lined up
>With your already hard penis you stroll in between the two rows deciding which one you're going to bless
>You're feeling like asian this morning, you mount a 10/10 asian and begin to pump your seed
>Now that you got your morning load out of the way you decide it's time to get on with your day
>You walk down the golden staircase cressing the lavender hand rail
>At the bottom you're greeted by your butler who tells you whats on the agenda for today
>You ignore him and walk over to the table where you find a just made grilled banana pear pancake
>You eat half of it and give the rest to your dog and turn on the tv
>The news reports that the counsel of 51 has deemed the colonization of mars a success
>You knew it was going to work out all along.
>You think back to the greatest economic collapse in history that destroyed every nation
>The world had to adopt a new system
>There's now 51 people in charge that are voted in directly by the people
>The 51 are the most powerful people in the world
>One of the most famous of them, Uncle Chang
>The biz_classic delegate
>Uncle Chang has become known as a man of the people after giving so much back to the community
>His Ark faucet is the main means of income for many
>His free transactions saved billions for everyone
>He even constructed a moon paradise for all his voters from the time before the crash
>You think how lucky you are, if you didn't buy that 20 Ark back in 2018, you'd be nothing

[Anonymous No.10092842]

>>10092624
>investing in stuttering potheads

not going to make it senpai

[Anonymous No.10092947]

people have been saying this shit will moon for a year now. truth is you're desperate fucks who've been holding onto one of the worst performing alts of the past 6 months. your in denial if you think ark v2 will give you anything other than a 10% pump followed by a subsequent harder dump, just like everything else they've released. face it arktards, even though it appears like a solid project, this one just ain't a money maker.

[Anonymous No.10092959]

>>10092609
I was just thinking the other day, "man there haven't been any deluded arkies threads in awhile, this is a bad sign" and now we're finally getting back to the good old memes and cheery attitudes. Things are looking up, there's a bull run right around the corner I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.10093013]

>>10092830
What the fuck is this?

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[Anonymous No.10093110]

>>10093013
>FUS RO DAH

[Anonymous No.10093852]

Winning.

[Anonymous No.10094003]

Pump et