/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10085174]

Are people getting paid to advertise this shit here? Why won't mods do anything about it?

[Anonymous No.10085191]

>>10085174
Yes sirs can confirm I get 1 soros buck to shill energy drinks

[Anonymous No.10085213]

I going to go buy one....I have to know why boomers love them

[Anonymous No.10085258]

>>10085174
>Why won't mods do anything about it?

[Anonymous No.10085300]

>>10085174
fuck these energy drink cancer how people can even drink it it tastes foul

[Anonymous No.10085308]

>>10085174
It’s is part of the meme bro. No one actually drink this. I tried it a few times before lifting and it made me break out

[Anonymous No.10085320]

>>10085308
Fuck that meme, you idiots are advertising that shit (for free) and ruining this board along the way.

[Anonymous No.10085331]

>>10085174
>that 27 year old boomer who thinks everything is viral marketing

[Anonymous No.10085333]

>>10085174
i drank one of these and it made me fuck a guy. True story.

[Anonymous No.10085363]

>>10085333
CHECKED.

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /BIZ/ RIGHT NOW. PAY ATTENTION, FOLKS, THIS IS WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH IN THIS BOARD!

[Anonymous No.10085382]

yes they are unironically trying to poison us
THEY ARE GETTING FUCKING SCARED WE ARE GETTING TOO POWERFUL THE NEXT BULLRUN IS COMING

[Anonymous No.10085403]

>>10085333
So nothing changed then? See I knew energy drinks were fake.

[Anonymous No.10085422]

>>10085320
>he really thinks there's no such thing as bad publicity
the meme is making fun of people who drink monster you dip

[Anonymous No.10085431]

>>10085320
Come to where the flavour is.

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[Anonymous No.10085450]

>>10085422
You realize that your shitty meme is giving free exposure to the Monster brand, right? You're advertising their shit for free.

[Anonymous No.10085466]

Sippin now

[Anonymous No.10085502]

>>10085174
>YEARS OF SHILLING SCAMS

MODS PLEASE BAN THIS IRONIC ADVERTISING OF LITERAL POISON THAT IS PART OF A FUN AND HARMLESS MEME!

How butt hurt are you, generally, about everything, everyday? Serious question

>nah I’m just yankin yer chain buddy

[Anonymous No.10085518]

All mods here are boomer bros. This shit isn't going anywhere zoomer fag.

[Anonymous No.10085537]

>>10085308
>No one actually drink this
r-right

[Anonymous No.10086074]

>>10085308
Only people I've ever known with low caffeine tolerance were manlets.

[Anonymous No.10086101]

WTF do you mean? this is a nice beverage created in the US OF A !

[Anonymous No.10086133]

Yeah it's legitimately being shilled 4chan wide.

Started on /fit/ and it was 1 same guy spamming over the course of a year with the same responses, etc. Then people started ironically copying it, etc, but as with most things... stupid people come along and think its serious.

Not only that, but IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS THREADS FULL OF PEOPLE SAYING "THIS IS POSION" THE ADVERTISING STILL WORKS BECAUSE ITS IN YOUR MIND. YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SUBCONSCIOUSLY BUYING IT ETC IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL

[Anonymous No.10086187]

>>10085174
>Are people getting paid to advertise this shit here?

Probably. Pajeets are cheap.

>Why won't mods do anything about it?

As soon as people get pissed about something Australians pick it up and whore the fuck out of it to provide them with the shitposting life force they thrive on. Without shitposting Australians 4chan is nothing.

[Anonymous No.10086213]

>>10085320
>>10085174
>doesnt complain about the numerous Mcdonald posts
>gets mad about monster memes that are over 2 years old thinking its new

[Anonymous No.10086222]

my trades went up 10% since i started drinking monster

[Anonymous No.10086251]

Well, its the best energy drink so idk...

[Anonymous No.10086252]

>>10085174
>He doesn't enjoy that daily sip

[Anonymous No.10086269]

Should I buy monster stock? There is a viral marketing campaign that sprung up out of nowhere that will boost sales this quarter and noone will know why.

[Anonymous No.10086938]

Personally, I find that nothing gets me going quite like that "first sip of the day" from a Monster™ brand Zero Ultra™ energy drink (available in a wide array of flavors for only 4$ for two cans at your local conveniao store.) The best part? No sugar! Try it, my friend! Come to where the flavor is™.

[Anonymous No.10086958]

>>10085331
top kek

[Anonymous No.10087004]

>>10086074
I take 200mg caffeine pills before the gym now. Monster has all sorts of shit (especially B vitamins) that give you acne

[Anonymous No.10087056]

if the memes are unfunny and forced you know it is viral marketing, amd the boomer meme is unfunny and forced. Also not even biz related.

[Anonymous No.10087077]

>>10085174
>that 20 year old boomer who thinks monster is good for him because there's "no sugar in the white ones"

[Anonymous No.10087083]

I post quite a lot of 30 year old boomer posts simply because it gets reactions like this

I wish I was being paid, but nope - doing it for free like a retard.

[Anonymous No.10087098]

>>10085174
>he doesn't sip and rip

SAD

[Anonymous No.10087108]

>>10087056
So you're saying I should put amd?

[Anonymous No.10087122]

>>10085174
I unironically bought a few zero cal monsters the other day, was my first energy drink purchase ever.

It's weird because I'm 30 and I hate the boomer meme and I hate thinking that I'm a boomer, so why the fuck would I go buy shit to reinforce the stereotype.

They tasted pretty good, energy wasn't any better than a strong coffee though.

[Anonymous No.10087125]

I drank these and red bulls daily for a year and they eroded my teeth. Stay away from this concentrated acid shit.