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are the boomers unironically a monster viral marketing campaign ?

>> No.10070934
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Lies, boomer holds Bitcoin.

>> No.10070957

>>10070934
>t. monster headquarters

>> No.10070961
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No. Drink Monster regardless though. Its refreshing.

>> No.10071077

>>10070916

Do you really think marketeers would skip digital venues such as 4chan? Ofc its a campaign.

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>>10070916
So yeah...
*innhales*
AARGH BRAAAPPP AAAAGHH BAARK HOOORK
Soo...
*exhales*
BAAAHHH GRAAPAPHH AHHHHH YEAH!!!

I think you watched too many movies lately bud. If you think the Illuminati was behind this heh

>> No.10071222

>>10070961
a sure way to diabetes and becoming a 40 year old Gen X with liver cancer

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>>10070916
My boomer boss unironically drinks this exact monster. He was drinking at 9:00am today, I have never had one and these memes are making me curious...

>> No.10071550

>>10070916
nope its just a meme, boomers dont drink that shit, i spammed that meme for a week now it must die (memes dont die)

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>>10071550 real boomers are on a beer diet

>> No.10071835

>>10071315
My boomer boss exclusively drinks white sips

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10071871

Thanks, Just bought $100k shares of monster

>> No.10071979
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>>10071835
what kind of boomer is he? (bubs scale)

>> No.10071995

>>10070916
(((no)))

>> No.10072023

>>10071222
monster ultra is zero calories. zoomer btfo

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>that 26 year old boomer who checks threads that have been archived for days to see if anybody replied to him

>> No.10072149

>>10071979
>free mason
>has a farm of 25-50 cattle that he manages while being a full time manager
>married a single mom 20ish years ago and divorced her because she was an alcoholic. Took care of the kid as his own
>fishes exclusively for sport. Always releases
>has more money in his boat and fishing gear than most middle class Americans will make in 4 years

He's alright for a boomer, but way too old school.

>> No.10072182

Monster makes your brain work faster, but also your body age sooner, so you look like 30yr old boomer at age 30

>> No.10072213

>>10070916
>>>/ck/

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>>10072050
nice T420

>> No.10072244

so Im 26 years. and now I am a boomer :(

>> No.10072283

>>10070916
i dont like monster im more of a mother and V boomer yet i got a can of that sugar free monster thats in the pic, the other day and started to wonder the same thing
i got memed into buying one