/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.10069662]

Banks will go to 2% today edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service


> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005 commission per share. $1 minimum to open. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Previous thread >>10066412

[Anonymous No.10069676]

>>10069657
Double threading let's GO

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10069687]

Mods, this is the real thread, and anyone who says otherwise is gonna have to deal with me.

[Anonymous No.10069695]

>>10069686
Hell yeah dude. Love it when this happens.

[Anonymous No.10069700]

IT WONT LET ME DELETE THE THREAD ITRS GLITCHED

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10069709]

I choose to believe I won't get CHINK'D this afternoon and everything will be fine when I get back from my training.

[I RKG !TJ9qoWuqvA No.10069713]

What is everybody buying today?

[Anonymous No.10069714]

This is the real thread

[Anonymous No.10069718]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a grilled salmon salad with a lemon herb vinaigrette and I'm up 10% because of GBR today. It's humid as FUCK today, gross.

Smug anime is the real thread

[Anonymous No.10069731]

>>10069700

dont cave in faggot

[Anonymous No.10069738]

>>10069718
Did you win at blackjacks

[Anonymous No.10069751]

>>10069731
I suppose it cant be helped

[Anonymous No.10069752]

>>10069714
actually according to timestamp the other thread was first

[Anonymous No.10069755]

>>10069738
Fuck no, the bro dealer had to leave mid shoe and we got some thot that took my money, I had fun but EUGH. Golf was a blast though, gotta play more often.

[Anonymous No.10069756]

>>10069670

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10069757]

>>10069718
We have lunch bro, we are the real thread now. I am eating a literal box of donuts. Don't judge me they are delicious. I may or may not also be drinking pineapple cider. I have to pretend I'm participating in some online training that I don't need. I need alcohol to wash down my donuts.

[Anonymous No.10069768]

>>10069755
Golf like with the ball or Golf the card game?
Golf the card game is fun too

[Anonymous No.10069769]

>>10069757
Bloatmaxx meal, I like it

[Anonymous No.10069775]

>>10069768
Balls, I'm really rusty but the last three holes I found my groove and just crushed some drives

[Anonymous No.10069778]

C just hit 2%
prediction confirmed

[Anonymous No.10069779]

Careful with HMNY, goyim. I don't think this is the last pump I mentioned earlier. So there may still be time to make some good gains before the reverse split, but remember that it's heading to 2¢.

[Anonymous No.10069782]

>>10069718
Fuck you lunch bro for not posting in my thread. Otherwise, your lunch looks good as usual and I hope you are having a good day--but seriously fuck you for posting here you weeab piece of shit.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10069789]

>>10069779
STOP TRYING TO SELL YOUR SHARES TO THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.10069799]

>>10069779
i'm in at .55 so really i can only either hold or go to zero. this small pump doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.10069802]

>>10069782
I actually play Fate/GO to pass time on my phone, I was baited

[Anonymous No.10069808]

if this retarded market doesn't give me my daily hammer candle I can't fucking go long, tomorrow it is, then

[Anonymous No.10069812]

reminder to report /pol/ shitters

[I <3 RKG !iElzhDqkS. No.10069818]

Is this the real thread?

[Anonymous No.10069821]

>>10069789
I'm literally saying this shit is falling to 2¢.
>>10069799
Seriously on the next pump, if there is one, you're going to want to get out even at a loss. You will never make your money back after the reverse split.

[Anonymous No.10069827]

>sbux soibois getting raped

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10069830]

>>10069812
Politics are inherently tied to the market. Political posting is fine as long as its tied to the thread.

[Anonymous No.10069836]

>>10069818
yes
I mentioned I was making it
other guy did it on purpose, the jerk

[Anonymous No.10069845]

>>10069830
im not talking about politics

im talking about >>10069779 garbage

[Anonymous No.10069850]

>>10069827
>tfw own SBUX and SOYB like a little commie bitch

[Anonymous No.10069856]

>>10069847
/smg/ split is good for shareholders

[Anonymous No.10069861]

>>10069845
go to the other thread kike

[Anonymous No.10069872]

>>10069845
Stop being so anti-semitic, goy.

[Anonymous No.10069874]

>>10069839
Nope

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10069880]

>>10069855
Kneepads is actually terrifying.

[Anonymous No.10069894]

>>10069886
thats a big noodles

[Anonymous No.10069896]

MIGRATE
>>10069657
>>10069657
>>10069657

GAINS OVER THERE

[Anonymous No.10069900]

post your thoughts on $TSLA

[Anonymous No.10069908]

who >initiating position in wba here?

[Anonymous No.10069915]

>>10069908
Yep
In at 59

[Anonymous No.10069919]

>>10069908

Im initiating a position in your MUM

[Anonymous No.10069922]

Reminder that nico is the official SMG best girl

[Anonymous No.10069926]

>>10069915
dividend king nigga

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10069931]

>>10069896
You are clearly anti-weeb scum. Prepare to be eliminated.

[Reluctant Kneepad girl No.10069938]

>>10069827
;_;
It wasn't supposed for be like this
They gave me free hot chocolate
Me did TA!

SBUX deserves better ;_;

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10069944]

>>10069934
Kneepad needs our love and support...but not that kind of love and support.

[Anonymous No.10069949]

>>10069922

[Anonymous No.10069953]

>>10069938
Should had shorted SBUX lol

[Anonymous No.10069967]

>>10069938
SBUX fucked me up
That starting yield just getting nicer though, Ill buy more tommrow

[Anonymous No.10069973]

Buy the GBR dip? Buy the GBR dip!

[Anonymous No.10069980]

TSLA bonds dumping like crazy. Attention highIV anon, thats your signal to close those fucking calls before you get wrecked even more. Your time and IV decay is going to hurt hard next week.

[Anonymous No.10070003]

ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT

[Anonymous No.10070026]

YUM brands is finally at my buy zone
If you want exposure to Pizza Hut, now is the time

[Anonymous No.10070040]

Can someone explain to me why you choose the stock market over crypto for trading? Does the stock market have a blue chip that is connected to all the other stocks like how bitcoin is?

[Anonymous No.10070055]

>>10070026
Do I really want to buy? Is this a long?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10070068]

>>10070040
If you know that little its probably best you read a book thats comprehensive.
Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

[Anonymous No.10070070]

>>10069967
What's going on with SBUX? Looks like it hasn't traded this low in over 3 years.

[Anonymous No.10070069]

>>10070040
oh my

>>10070055
Yes I deem it a long
Im just buying a few shares here and tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10070088]

>>10070070
New public restroom business model

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10070094]

>>10070040
Yeah it's called the SPY.

[Anonymous No.10070116]

>>10070088
Shit same thing happened to Target lol

[Anonymous No.10070125]

>>10070070
Not sure, It really went far too low
Its pretty much a bargain right now

[Anonymous No.10070130]

>>10069980
closed them already, opening more on a longer date. +70%

[Big5Guy !!QSvwrQMMkoH No.10070140]

Miss me guys?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10070166]

>>10070140
>7 posts by this ID
>Tried to make us leave our weeb thread
Well now I didn't

[Anonymous No.10070169]

>>10070040
>Can someone explain to me why you choose the stock market over crypto for trading?
consistency

[Anonymous No.10070174]

>>10070125
I'm really tempted to start building a swing trade position at this price.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10070176]

>>10070140
Where the fuck have you been? That shit GBR fuckin moon'd like a mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.10070179]

>>10070124
Jesus, at that point why even bother trying to pay off your denbt? I might do more chaos magic to try and help you out tonight.

[Anonymous No.10070193]

>>10070176

Had to shave my calves and then I stopped by big 5 to pick up some new bags

[Anonymous No.10070197]

>>10070040
When I buy a share in a company, I actually own something.

[Anonymous No.10070199]

>>10069812
Whether or not you like it, /pol/ is the general attitude of every thread here. /pol/ is never wrong so go back to plebbit if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.10070205]

>>10070140
How you doing Big Guy?

[Big5Guy !!QSvwrQMMkoH No.10070211]

>>10070176

Had to shave my calves and then I stopped by big 5 to pick up some new bags

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10070215]

>>10070193
I wasn't talking to you Anon I was talking to Big5Cuck.

[Anonymous No.10070220]

What does /smg/ think about Alcoa?

[Big5Guy !!QSvwrQMMkoH No.10070227]

>>10070205

[Anonymous No.10070229]

>>10070220
I used to wagecuck for them in Washington.
Dump em

[Anonymous No.10070237]

>>10070140

[Anonymous No.10070255]

>>10070140
Dude you know we can all recognize your posts even with your trip off because of your faggotry and chihuahua photos...

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.10070268]

lol

[Anonymous No.10070276]

>>10070040
>literally "im 12 and wat is this" the post
read a book you illiterate groid

>>10070255
kek
this tho

[Anonymous No.10070287]

>>10070166
Every thread is a weeb thread

[Anonymous No.10070295]

>>10070268
Are you going to re enter big 5 now that its down

[Anonymous No.10070305]

>>10069980
yup
i fucking told him
told him that shit company would never last under its crushing debt

here we are
july 6th TSLA 350 calls ladies and gentlemen.
we will witness total loss

[Big5Guy !!QSvwrQMMkoH No.10070320]

>>10070255

You didn't think I was actually going to leave it off forever did you?

>LCI

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10070340]

double yellow candles on the SPY dump it.

[Anonymous No.10070341]

>>10070003
For real though, double bottom on the 3 month chart. We about to take off into August/September. $5 EZ PZ

[Anonymous No.10070359]

so what do you guys do on a daily basis to save yourselves money IRL?

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.10070364]

>>10070094
No! It the Dollar

>>10070140
Yaya you not kill self was gonna sad now that baggy is dead meat

[Anonymous No.10070366]

haha uh yeah
Its a green day. End of story

[Anonymous No.10070394]

Most obvious bull trap ever, just start shorting tech stocks

[Anonymous No.10070397]

>>10070320
Whatever man, you aren't even that bad of a trip fag. RKG is just sick in the head and everywhere else and Baggie has HIV.

[Anonymous No.10070418]

Dump inbound. Check em.
>>9999999

[Anonymous No.10070436]

weak tiny hands sold at the pump today cause they afraid yesterdays ordeal would happen again, now they left in the dust

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10070444]

portfolio is down 40% today because I went all-in on UVXY. Fuck you mike tyson.

[Anonymous No.10070456]

C STOCK
PUMP IT

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.10070458]

>>10070320
Big 5 shaved bear

[Anonymous No.10070473]

>>10069662
tfw no bigdicked /smg/ bf

[Anonymous No.10070483]

Trump about to talk. DUMP VIX.

[Anonymous No.10070492]

>>10070444
I'm down 1.5 percent because of them. WHY is today green?!

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.10070494]

>>10070436
Me think your hands getting tired

[Anonymous No.10070497]

>>10070436
IQ isnt even close to the high of the morning pump lmao

[Anonymous No.10070503]

>>10070483
DUMP OIL. DUMP VIX. you have been warned.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10070504]

>>10070473
I'm 5.5 inches.

[Anonymous No.10070512]

Shill me some good european calls to buy.

[Anonymous No.10070529]

>>10070494
Your are going down town

[Anonymous No.10070534]

help

[Anonymous No.10070540]

>>10070040
BRKA

[Anonymous No.10070542]

BAC STOCK 2%
PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.10070552]

>>10070534
>uvxy calls

[Anonymous No.10070566]

what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10070572]

>>10070504
>5.5 dicklet

[Anonymous No.10070575]

>>10070552
PED and GBR :(

[Anonymous No.10070584]

>>10070320
thoughts on GBR? It mooned, but I feel like tomorrow is going to be more consistent. Kinda like GOOS

[Anonymous No.10070586]

>>10070575
>fomoing into trashy penny stock post pump

[Anonymous No.10070590]

>>10070534

a retard and his money...

[Anonymous No.10070595]

>>10070359
The trick to saving money is to never do anything that requires spending it, other than the bare minimum necessities to keep you alive.

[Anonymous No.10070601]

>>10070586
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.10070622]

Who's in rite aid/cvs/walgreens to gamble on a dead cat bounce tomorrow to sell near market open? I've got 10k cash in my account and a growing sense of desperation due to other bad investments

[Anonymous No.10070623]

>>10070595
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.10070629]

>>10070534
smg at it's finest
Just think, without tards throwing their money away like this the rest of us wouldn't see such amazing gains. Thank you retard investor you keep the wheels of progress oiled with your failure.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10070631]

>>10070572
D:

[Anonymous No.10070639]

>>10070622
this walgreens buy is going well

[Anonymous No.10070664]

>>10070584
Don't FOMO into oil stocks after the boom because they dump hard as well. Next time when the price of crude oil is obviously going to go up (and will probably continue to until august) make sure and buy some oil penny stocks who's volume is starting to pick up and then enjoy the pump and dump. Honestly, people would have made money as well shorting PED and GBR at their day highs this morning.

[Big5Guy !!QSvwrQMMkoH No.10070669]

>>10070534

hold GBR buyout soon

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10070672]

>>10070534
Should have bought the RAD dip.

[Anonymous No.10070675]

>>10070669
>buyout soon
Where are you getting this?

[Anonymous No.10070676]

IT GOES UP

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10070688]

>>10070675
It pretty much already haopened, someone bought $4.5 million in shares a couple of days ago.

[Big5Guy !!QSvwrQMMkoH No.10070695]

>>10070675

read the 8k

>>10070584

undervalud as fuck

get in under $2 before it runs to $5, then $10.

I

[Anonymous No.10070705]

>>10070695
already got 900 shares in at 1.38 homie. I'm not worried desu. I assume this pump and dump is just an immediate reaction right?

[Anonymous No.10070708]

what happened I thought we were gonna dump today
now I'm even more worried about tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10070710]

>>10070695
8k?

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10070723]

>>10070710
Go to the SEC website.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10070726]

>>10070708
I need this fucker to gap down tomorrow, and silver to go up like 5% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10070734]

>he fell for Bear propaganda

[Anonymous No.10070742]

>>10070726
yeah I'm definitely going to be fucked with my silver call.
I don't want prices to go down but 80 is 80

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.10070747]

I'm the real big5guy..

[Anonymous No.10070750]

>>10070708

maybe tomorrow, desu depends on the close today

lotta shit looked like it bottomed today, just wanted to see capitulation and a decent candle wick to confirm it

[Anonymous No.10070764]

>>10070750
>just wanted to see capitulation and a decent candle wick to confirm it
mind explaining to a greenhorn how this works?

[Anonymous No.10070766]

JPM STOCK
2%
PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.10070769]

>>10070695
I already got some in GBR, should I put more in? you mentioned it's a long term investment right?

Thoughts on GOOS?

[Texas anon No.10070771]

>down 5% from chasing PED
>can’t sell what’s left cause used all my daytrades

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10070777]

>>10070747
Negative, big5 already posted his gay porno calves confirming his identity.

[Anonymous No.10070778]

>>10070723
Thanks, still learning.

[Anonymous No.10070801]

>everything in my portfolio is up at least 1%

This seems eerily familiar to yesterday before the bottom fell out and I ended the day down $400.

[Anonymous No.10070818]

GBR is gonna reach $10?

[Anonymous No.10070834]

>>10070764

[Anonymous No.10070838]

Are chink memes permanently fucked or will they recover in a few weeks time?

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10070839]

>>10070818
Maybe in 5 years

[Anonymous No.10070840]

>>10070769
>>10070818
GRB will be even lower tomorrow. Buy then.

[Anonymous No.10070891]

Silver is fucked

[Anonymous No.10070896]

>>10070891
speak not such cruel words

[Anonymous No.10070897]

>tfw you put 6k into VXX at 32
Should I sell or HODL?

[Anonymous No.10070928]

>>10070839
why 5 years though? I mean from the looks of it, it can easier go up to 5 dollars within the next year

[Anonymous No.10070930]

>>10070695
Okay so this realty firm is buying 3m shares contingent on shareholders approval. What happens when it is approved? Basically why is that significant?

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10070956]

>>10070928
Just guessing really, but it doesn't seem reasonable for it to be worth $10 in a short time frame.

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10070958]

Man, what a day.

[Anonymous No.10070962]

Questions
I'm in on cgc already for long run
I dont do options Cuz I'm retarded
Curious on next company to go in on
> cron
> acbff
>aphqf
Some advice is welcome
Also when do I dump my Tesla?

[Anonymous No.10070964]

so how do I (learn to) formulate a trading plan? People are always talking about having a plan but I just don't get where they come from.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10070972]

>>10070958
Yes, today has been outstanding. Just waiting on the RAD pop tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10070992]

>>10070747

IMPOSTER

[Anonymous No.10070998]

>>10070962
Aphqf and weed stocks are such shit. Buy at 9 or 8 and sell it when it gets close to 10.

[Anonymous No.10071000]

>>10070964

you need to know how to read charts

[Anonymous No.10071007]

>>10070964
>I just don't get where they come from.

Research and experience. Read and learn about various investment strategies and use that knowledge coupled with your own personal experiences in the market to develop your own strategy and plan.

When people say to "have a plan before you invest in anything" it basically means that before you buy anything you should already have a pretty good idea of where to set your targets for both taking profits and cutting losses.

[Anonymous No.10071009]

>>10070972
Why would rad pop tomorrow? You know shit doesn't just happen because you want it to.

[Anonymous No.10071016]

Whew, Trump gave a good exit rally today. Time to cash out.

[Anonymous No.10071025]

>>10070964
Just long something like NVDA or Amazon with a majority of your money and have 1-2k to play with penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.10071026]

Is SBUX a bargain now or is it completely fucked?

[Anonymous No.10071028]

UDOW
PUMP IT

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10071031]

>>10071009
>You know shit doesn't just happen because you want it to.
Uhh yes it does, I wanted kneepads surgery to go well and it did. I wanted GBR to do well and it did, next is RAD.

[Anonymous No.10071040]

Good entry point for nvda? Is now a good time to buy is it going to go down more?

[Anonymous No.10071041]

>>10071026
Short

[Anonymous No.10071043]

Its time for the POWER HOUR RALLY
I hope you bought in

[Anonymous No.10071045]

>>10070962
hold the tesla till next friday

[Anonymous No.10071047]

the 2pm reversal hour is almost over

time for the 3pm dump

[Anonymous No.10071049]

Sour hour incoming

[Anonymous No.10071059]

>>10071026
Its good just buy it

[Anonymous No.10071072]

>>10071031
You are a dumb motherfucker but if it makes you feel any better I'm getting some RAD.

[Anonymous No.10071073]

WHERE IS THE DRUMPF CRASH?

[Anonymous No.10071074]

>>10071041
>>10071059
OK, will do that then!

[Anonymous No.10071078]

sp been consolidating now 6 months. interestingly crude oil still holds while strong dollar have been pushing all other commodities down already

[Anonymous No.10071093]

approaching VIX support at 16.3, if it breaks go long everything, otherwise bears not done

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10071095]

>>10071072
I see you're a man of culture as well. Kneepad will bless RAD and we will all enjoy gains.

[Anonymous No.10071098]

>>10071073
if the powers that be crash it, it will be before trump re-election not midterms

[Anonymous No.10071110]

that GBR just bouncing up and down. Just go back up to 3 already or something. I mean I can pump more in there, but I got some other in dem weed stocks

[Anonymous No.10071114]

STUPID UGLY BEARS PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

[Anonymous No.10071118]

Why are you guys trying to trade RAD? It's gutter trash at this point.

[Anonymous No.10071119]

>>10071049

[Anonymous No.10071124]

>tfw all green but VXX

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10071126]

>>10071118
Short term flip, don't get left behind on easy gains.

[Anonymous No.10071131]

>>10071114
IT WAS OUR TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10071141]

>>10071126
If I buy anything else at this point it'll be more AT&T.

[Anonymous No.10071145]

>he fell for le crash maymay

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10071151]

>>10071141
Nothing wrong with that, buying the RAD dip is high risk high reward. It's not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.10071159]

looks like the sell-off is over.

[Anonymous No.10071164]

>DFEN

[Anonymous No.10071171]

>>10071145
>>10071124
Memories are short, and your positions should be too.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10071181]

This is my position to prove I'm not larping.

[Anonymous No.10071187]

>>10071045
For real?

[Anonymous No.10071197]

>>10071026
It was better a couple of hours ago.

[Anonymous No.10071201]

I hope you are ready for 2 weeks of straight up Green days

[Anonymous No.10071203]

>>10071171
Bull trap!

[Anonymous No.10071214]

>>10071171
Banks literally bailing out the market once again, enjoy the short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.10071215]

>>10071201
>says increasingly nervous bull for the 5th time this week

[Anonymous No.10071218]

>>10071201
God I hope so, I'm gonna be on vacation all next week and won't be able to check in on my portfolio very often.

[Anonymous No.10071230]

>>10071159
More info on this

[Anonymous No.10071255]

all in a days work for the golden bull

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10071283]

I woke up two minutes late for the GBR run kek.
I'm still satisfied, it is a beautiful meme even though I missed it

[Anonymous No.10071284]

this is the "dot com" bubble of our era

it will be talked about for decades

[Anonymous No.10071301]

>>10071284
Looks like it should be around $230-$240, that's just ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.10071302]

>>10071284
I mean for real, shorting is the best play

[Anonymous No.10071314]

S O U R H O U R
O
U
R
H
O
U
R

[Anonymous No.10071318]

reminder to small specs that netflix is going to 1000

[Anonymous No.10071330]

I wonder who could be buying right now, right before the biggest trading day of the year, the Russell reshuffle. Not like I want cheap vix or anything goy.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10071336]

>>10071318
after it goes to 100 and 10-1 r/s

[Anonymous No.10071337]

>>10071330
>right before the biggest trading day of the year, the Russell reshuffle.
where do you get this info? tia

[Anonymous No.10071344]

>>10071337
Actually Im stupid, this already happened

[Anonymous No.10071349]

>>10071284
>>10071301
Wait for earnings on the 16th to short. It will lose 50% of its value during the late summer crash.

[Anonymous No.10071357]

Should I hold EBay?

[Anonymous No.10071358]

>>10070930
reduce the float
remaining shares should be more valuable
it will be easier for the company to maintain/raise the dividend per share

[Anonymous No.10071363]

>>10071344
doesnt matter

buying the VIX is still the correct play

[Anonymous No.10071376]

sell off now to close

go

[Anonymous No.10071381]

stupid retard bears
youve already lost!

[Anonymous No.10071399]

>>10071381

we are only just getting started

[Anonymous No.10071418]

So pissed I put a market buy for GBR last night before it pumped and it never went off. I thought market buys after hours always executed on the open. Woke up this morning pretty disappointed my order never went through... I'm new at stocks/trading and gave Robin hood gold why the fuck did it not execute??

[Anonymous No.10071419]

>>10071344
ok.... well where do you find the info of it happening before it happens?

[Anonymous No.10071423]

>>10071376

[Anonymous No.10071425]

>>10071419
you google russell rebalance and see that it was done last week

[Anonymous No.10071429]

REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK ROBINHOOD. It's like it can only fill orders to buy at the ask price and orders to sell at the bid price. My 10 fucking contracts between a 1 cent above 2k volume bid and 1 cent below 2k volume ask for over an hour will not fucking fill.

[Anonymous No.10071430]

>>10071418
buy GBR when it dips a little further down tomorrow and you should be golden pony boy.. we're going to $8

[Anonymous No.10071431]

>>10071399
No the crash will most likely happen around re-election. Enjoy eating crow and sour grapes.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10071447]

>>10071430
Are we actually going to $8??? I'm still on board with this meme but I'm very concerned about getting in late desu. They only have 8 employees, will it get pumped again?

[Anonymous No.10071452]

>>10071423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQ2n-tAzLw

[Anonymous No.10071460]

>>10071430
Shit like this damages stocks. I'm not touching it until its a dollar.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10071467]

LOOK AT THE FRESHLY MINTED BAG HOLDERS
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.10071469]

>>10071447
finviz says 24.... theres an investor coming in to start up operations, they're going to start drilling all that oil and gas they are sitting on and churing a big profit, they didn't rack up debt like alot of other small oil companies and this buyout just goes to show how good of a position they are in to start producing!

[Anonymous No.10071480]

uslv coming through with that added boost
Ching chong

[Anonymous No.10071506]

JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY

[Anonymous No.10071520]

>>10071506
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.10071525]

here it comes you punk ass bulls

[Anonymous No.10071527]

what should i buy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10071535]

My Silver bags are less red than they were an hour ago! At this rate, Silver will go to $200 per ounce tomorrow and I will make 1 million dollars.

[Anonymous No.10071547]

>>10071527
for what holding timeframe

[Anonymous No.10071562]

>>10071547
i have a 401k that's 100% S&P so short and midterm

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10071568]

>>10071527
Buy SNAP.

[Anonymous No.10071588]

>>10071525
Nice selloff you got there

[Anonymous No.10071611]

>>10071588

the damage is done

[Anonymous No.10071625]

>>10071611
yeah thats def gonna gap down tommrow and youll spill your spagetti

[Anonymous No.10071644]

>>10071625
>>10071588
>>10071611

nice close under the 4 hour 100

I get my capitulation tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10071664]

Playing Russian Roulette but buying some GBR to see if it bounces again in the morning.

[Anonymous No.10071675]

>>10071644
that chart is laughable
hahahaha
>he doesnt even know

[Anonymous No.10071680]

5th support break in one day

Friday will be huge sell off

[Anonymous No.10071746]

>>10070040
because 90% of it isnt vaporware chink garbage

[Anonymous No.10071789]

sell off tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10071816]

>>10071789
It will be bloody

[Anonymous No.10071847]

>>10071789
wat. tomorrow gonna be green as fug. Didn't you just watch trump giving a chinese dude hugs on TV?

[Anonymous No.10071881]

Feels good man knowing my C shares will be worth over 80 soon

[Anonymous No.10071965]

so how do people make money off of covered calls?
Or is it just because I can only afford small cap companies that I'm only making like $30 a call every month or so

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10071975]

RAD up .01 in AH, green day confirmed for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10071994]

how calm are you /smg/? are you on my level

>saw hmny jump 20%
>closed the screen
>took a nap

far as i'm concerned everything i invested in that company is already gone

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10072002]

>>10071965
get 100 shares of amazon and sell some covered calls on that fucker.

[Anonymous No.10072007]

you heard it time to buy IQ if you haven't.

[Anonymous No.10072013]

>>10071994
Yeah dude, it is gone. If you held I don't know why because I try to cut my loses at like 5%. The thing is a piece of shit.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072021]

>>10072007
The only people that I trust less than /smg/ is seeking alpha writers.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10072098]

>>10072007
>seeking alpha
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WORSE THAN CRAMER

[Anonymous No.10072109]

whos strapped in

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072108]

>>10072098
Comfy were you able to get into GBR in time?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10072110]

Catch y'all niggers on the flipper.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072138]

Holy shit GBR flopped the rest of the day I bought @1.44 and sold @2.90 first thing in the morning.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10072143]

>>10072108
Sadly no, it mooned premarket. I didn't have buying power last night because of day trading (reeeeeeee). I might get in if it crashes tomorrow. I'm not too sad, still a good meme

>>10072109
Wheat is better

[Anonymous No.10072146]

>>10072110
peace fag

[Anonymous No.10072148]

>>10072109
Who was that idiot who said this shit was going to moon????

[Anonymous No.10072163]

>>10072110
Peace.

>>10072138
Fucking bought some at close thinking it might bounce up again in the morning, welp.

[Anonymous No.10072177]

>>10072146
I can't believe the man in the pic is HIV+
Sad !

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072188]

>>10072163
I knew some people were going to get greedy on it that is why I dumped immediately in the morning. 100% gains overnight is good enough for me. Overall I think GBR has nothing but upside long term though.

[Anonymous No.10072192]

>>10072177
That's baggie?

[Anonymous No.10072193]

>>10072177
Is that really baggy? I'd believe he's pozzed 100%

[Anonymous No.10072206]

>>10072188
Good call, I hope that same greediness is back tomorrow morning...

>>10072177
He kind of looks like he has HIV anyway.

[Anonymous No.10072222]

>>10072021
>>10072098

what about the montely fool they recommend iqiyi and they have been spot-on on recommendations. Cramer has gone full retard noways.

[Anonymous No.10072229]

>>10072002
yes let me just make a $170,180 deposit to my portfolio real quick

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072248]

>>10072206
I honestly don't know why it fell so much throughout the day, seems suspicious.
>>10072222
Motley fool and morningstar are legit.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10072249]

>>10072222
Only trust sources on an shitposting board or .blogspot

[Anonymous No.10072270]

>>10072248
>I honestly don't know why it fell so much throughout the day, seems suspicious.
PED fell even harder. CEI fell as well for the rest of the day. If it crashes more tomorrow morning then I'm out, I was only playing around with 2k on that and the rest of my shit is on nvidia and other crap.

[Anonymous No.10072274]

>>10072229
Baggie just gave a very profitable strategy

A slightly OTM weekly AMZN call nets you $1000
If you do it 3 times per month, you get $3000
In 12 months, you get $36k

Off an initial investment of $170k, which is very little considering it can get you easily enough money to live without working.

[Anonymous No.10072275]

Violent after hours

[Anonymous No.10072284]

BANKS AFTER HOURS
PUMP IT

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072292]

>>10072270
If it dips down to around 1.50 i'll probably hop back in honestly.

[Anonymous No.10072295]

>>10072274
my net worth is like $3000

[Anonymous No.10072302]

>>10072109
im scaling in
it looks like it could sit around for a while.

>>10072163
it definitely could. see it gapped up big last night because there was a lot of buying going on. this brought in pump and dump faggots, who pumped it even further in PM, then dumped at open. the bears there have no idea of ANY of the things regarding the buyout (and are likely too dumb to even know what theyre looking at in financials). they all piled on into close, which means we have a nice spot, pretty much in the same buy range, but now we have a shit ton of retarded bears to squeeze. if the same kind of late night buying action happens in the next few days, we could get a squeeze since these bears probably have no clue whats up.

one things for sure, that 9M volume wasnt all just pump and dump fags. there was a lot of orders coming in today

[Anonymous No.10072332]

>>10072295
I know that for many people, $100k seems like a lot of money
But for anyone who has done business and has an open mind, it really is not.

Can you imagine ? For a mere $170k you are nearly financially free.

[Anonymous No.10072339]

>>10072302
Yeah the pick up in volume was fucking disgusting.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072341]

>>10072332
Agreed, but if I had 170k i'm probably in a position where i'm financially stable anyway. Still wouldn't mind making 30k extra a year doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.10072342]

>>10072332
believe me I can't wait until I graduate college and get a real job so I can start becoming financially free

I'm already on track to graduate debt free, it's just a shame I won't be well of while I'm in my early 20's.

[Anonymous No.10072351]

>>10072332
>>10072341
Yeah, why would you stop at 170k if you have 170k? I'd keep growing that shit if I could.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072367]

>>10072342
>it's just a shame I won't be well of while I'm in my early 20's.
I used to obsess over being successful as young as possible and all it do is ruin me. I'm now 31 just graduating college. Slow and steady wins the race anon, hardly anyone in their 20's really has their shit together. Your 20's is for making mistakes so you don't fuck up later in life.

[Anonymous No.10072393]

my gains just doubled from after hours
The Bank Bull run has begun
Its still not too late to get cheap BAC

[Anonymous No.10072395]

lol

[Anonymous No.10072398]

>>10072341
I think it is nice to know this fact and have perspective on things.
"Making it" is easier to achieve than most might think

>>10072342
Underage b&
Joking m8
Invest as soon as you and learn how to do it the safe way

>>10072351
I think I just enjoy being right on my choice
Even if I had a lot money, I really don't fancy any expensive stuff (which is mostly scam and overpriced anyway -courtesy of reading 10-Ks)

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072408]

>>10072393
Depending on what happens with RAD in the next couple of days, BAC and SOYB are my next targets. BAC is looking ripe for the picking.

[Anonymous No.10072413]

>>10072339
yea and those bears are retarded. they really think theyre some hot shit lol. i bet they didnt even notice all those limits on the way down. someone was buying as much as they could the whole time. its almost like they were WAITING for the increased liquidity

on finviz, i see a +33% change in institutional transactions that wasnt there the last time i looked. if that means what i think it does, theres simply no way that was the last pump. tutes dont flip penny stocks overnight kek

[Anonymous No.10072417]

>>10072395
hi tyler

[Anonymous No.10072421]

lots of buying volume
this isnt just a low volume flip

[Anonymous No.10072447]

>>10072421
they announced dividends and share buybacks, dingus.

>>10072417
Short term UVXY puts and long term VIX calls is my new strategy for this powder keg of a market.

[Anonymous No.10072450]

>>10072398
it's hard to stick to the safe way when I see people in here taking crazy risks and making 500-1000 a day, more than I make in a month

granted they'll probably lose it all the next day, but I digress

I'm trying to do the covered call method and it seems pretty fool-proof. It just won't make me much money any time soon.
I just want to resist the urge to sell so I can build a stockpile of high-div-yield stocks, which I can then re-invest into more high yield stocks. Eventually I hope to have enough compounded that I can start writing covered calls for those stocks so I can profit twice off of them.
It's going to take a while working in a grocery store as a part time meat cutter though

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.10072462]

>>10071644
Classic spurting cum pattern

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072499]

>>10072462
Kneepad you are much better at drawing penis's than that. I hope it's just the morphine hampering your abilities.

[Anonymous No.10072513]

>>10072395
Pmi data is still strong.

[Anonymous No.10072514]

>>10072447
my entire port is saved
All time highs again soon

[Anonymous No.10072523]

>>10072450
It is called FOMO
I have been there and get burned. Many guys here are ballsy as hell and I somehow admire them for that

I like businesses and analyzing them. I don't trade. I invest instead. It is far more suitable for my personality.

Also, since you are in the service industry, I have been a retail business owner and I know the job may seem shitty. My take on that is learning things is really up to you. There is ALWAYS something to learn. Especially on people. People are stupid in general except when they have to fork out money. It is almost they suddenly gain 10s of IQ points. It is funny.

[Texas anon No.10072537]

>>10072367
What if I spend my 30s making mistakes too?

[Anonymous No.10072544]

>>10072537
You mean like boomers? I guess don't plan on retiring any time soon.

[Anonymous No.10072549]

>>10072537
Try not to do it during your 40s
We might be the generation to witness immortality coming true m8

[Texas anon No.10072560]

>>10072544
I don’t mind working till my 70s
>>10072549
I get mistaken for being a decade younger than I am so maybe I’ll get close.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072561]

>>10072537
Then it is time to double down with recklessness to try and bounce back, by doing things like buying 200 shares of RAD on a whim.
>>10072523
I have never traded safely like a boomer and won't until I hit 35, this is the result.

[Anonymous No.10072570]

>>10072549
Don't start the immortality debate again...

[Anonymous No.10072582]

>>10072561
gratz
I hope you keep on getting those sick gainz

[Anonymous No.10072588]

>>10072549
This. Immortality is right around the corner

[Anonymous No.10072593]

>>10071201
Enjoy while it lasts. Fed continuing their bond sale at an accelerated rate, pushing bond yields higher. Money will flood out of the stock market and into bonds again just like February.

[Texas anon No.10072599]

>>10072561
Literally feels, meme chasing, and boring range trading. Considering I started with $45 and deposited another $100 last month I think it’s not bad.

[Anonymous No.10072609]

>>10072593
Good thing Im heavy in banks so rising bond yields only make me richer

[Anonymous No.10072617]

M1 vs Robinhood: which is better, GO

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072622]

>>10072582
Thanks, i'm still a poorfag, but i've only been trading since January.
>>10072599
Nice, like I said, be bold and ballsy until you hit mid 30's, but not crazy like Comfy and his ridiculous QD calls. Once you play options on an ER and hit big, make 100% on the contract overnight, that's when the addiction to recklessness really begins. It's how I made most of my money.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10072632]

>>10072622
>QD

[Anonymous No.10072646]

>>10071429
Yeah retard nobody wants your shitty fucking .01 cent options moron, you never should have bought them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.10072650]

>>10072632
Gomfy
Where is our market podcast ?

[Anonymous No.10072678]

>>10072646
It was a .45-.47 gap on Jul 20 USO 15 puts , asshole.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10072709]

>>10072632
I really felt bad for you when you bought those, don't worry comfy the pain is gone l, only dreams now.

[Anonymous No.10072730]

>>10072413
Whenever someone says "hot shit" I can't help but think of John Podesto going, "You think your hot shit don't ya?!" I wonder what Skippy is up to these days other than raping kids.

[Anonymous No.10072778]

>>10072678
Commodities will always go up right around times of financial uncertainty. We are on the brink of a collapse very soon. All signs point to it. We are overdue in the cycle.

[Anonymous No.10072847]

shit's gonna get uuuuuugly tomorrow. hope i'm wrong though since most of my shit is long term and i won't sell, but still. not looking good

[Anonymous No.10072873]

>>10072847
>most of my shit is long term
If you are like me riding the shoulders of Buffett-sama, you will be fine senpai

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.10072882]

>>10072499
Me consciousmess so whittled down right now it like looking at world through straw

[Anonymous No.10072891]

>>10072206
>>10072193
>>10072177
i don't think having HIV is that bad.. my doctor said you can only get it once.

[Anonymous No.10072918]

>>10072891
Dude, having HIV is bad because of the fact you have HIV and will be treated like a leper by the rest of society. I would be ashamed if I ever got HIV.

[Anonymous No.10072928]

>>10072882
Shut up dude, we know your brain was already garbage before the drugs. You seriously need help or some therapy but I guess karma is already getting back at you for giving you a shitty body.

[Anonymous No.10072961]

>>10072882
how about you post proof if you are a girl or a dood? huh? huh? HHHUUUHHHH??

also i'll go visit you in the hospital if you'd like

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10072988]

>>10072650
>>10072709
Tomorrow is a special edition! I'm going out into the desert and soaking a figure representing RKG's illness in gasoline and burning while shooting it

[Anonymous No.10073001]

>>10072873

so then are you just here for the entertainment? if your holding period is buffett length you don't even care about a full blown crash, much less a potential dip of 10-20%

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10073066]

>>10072928
People who bully kneepad have their portfolio's cursed. Enjoy your crippling losses.

[Anonymous No.10073076]

>>10073001
I have never given much thought but I think you are right

But sometimes you guys give out really interesting long ideas and I would do my DD and models on them (ROAD and AMRS)
And I try to learn from the crazy traders here on macro stuff and TA.

[Anonymous No.10073077]

>>10072882
What do the doll parts feel like

[Anonymous No.10073099]

>>10073066
Pfft, I'm getting cursed by someone who is cursed in the first place? kek

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10073119]

>>10073099
That is what we call compounding curses.

[Anonymous No.10073129]

>>10073119
Oh no, whelp! I can't wait to post my gains tomorrow to prove you wrong.

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.10073136]

>>10072928
Kek
It not even drug which messing up
It this rapturous pain
If we were switch bodies you'd be crying like little girl and then probably kill yourself because you not handle it

>>10072961
Me refuse be capit whore who need validation for body
Maybe other things like... financial stuff

[Anonymous No.10073140]

>>10072988
Jerk off while doing it to enter erotic gnosis, I'm adamant we can sure her through the occult

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10073148]

>>10073129
Me neither.
>>10073136
Give him hell kneepad.

[Anonymous No.10073154]

>>10073136
Probably but life didn't decide to fuck me like it did you and life just doesn't fuck over people for no reason. You racked up a lot of negative Karma m8 and fixing your Karma Credit is a bitch in this life and the next.

[Anonymous No.10073162]

>>10072730
>I wonder what Skippy is up to these days other than raping kids
probably literally nothing else
or maybe hes just chilling out watching the CP on fucking netflix

can someone fill me in on this? how did they think they would get away w THIS one?

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10073170]

>>10073136
Also if you can bless RAD for me it would be greatly appreciated.
>>10073162
You are surprised when a liberal company allows complete degeneracy on their platform?

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.10073203]

>>10072988
This nicest thing ever done

>>10073077
Kek
Better than the stupid rotting sponge bone they replaced actually

[Anonymous No.10073211]

>>10073170
a literal child sex scene?
yea, i have to say i am a little surprised

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10073256]

>>10073211
The left is trying to normalize pedophilia, they got cocky and thought they could slip this by and nobody would care, they were wrong. I'm not going to get into politics though.

[Anonymous No.10073258]

>>10073203
Singularity soon

[Anonymous No.10073275]

>>10072882
I told you to stay away from the lettuce.

[Anonymous No.10073287]

>>10072988
>From this day to the ending of the world
>But we in it shall be remebered
>We few, we happy few
>We band of Shitposters

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.10073310]

>>10073154
>_>
Am have probably worked more volunteer hours at random charities than anyone else in this thread

Karma cute concept but reality is arbitrary bad things happen to people for no cosmic reason

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10073355]

>>10073287

[Anonymous No.10073397]

>>10073287

[Anonymous No.10073459]

>>10073355
Dubs confirm, /smg/ never dies

[Anonymous No.10073554]

The pure retardation of bears makes me so much money; I fucking love it. Never change bears.

[Anonymous No.10073577]

Today was the day everyone knew the market would go down, so they decided to short.

Someone else wanted that money, so it was a green day. Tommorow they will take that as well.

[Anonymous No.10073586]

>>10073554
Bears can keep eating shit. Things aren't going to crash until reelection.

[obsessedkneepadfan !s0/u8SqOaA No.10073679]

>>10073586
Golden bull run will send all bears to the gallows.

[Anonymous No.10073724]

last for fuck faggot bears