that 5'8 boomer that avoids standing next to people taller than him

[Anonymous No.10056716]

[Anonymous No.10056735]

>how's the weather up there?

[Anonymous No.10056800]

>>10056716
I don't avoid it ;)

[Anonymous No.10056810]

>>10056735
>yeah I used to be tall i've lost some height from doing heavy squats

[Anonymous No.10056821]

I just avoid people in general.

[Anonymous No.10056829]

>>10056810
Heavy squats are ceci

[Anonymous No.10056872]

>>10056716
At least your not a low testosterone z fag

[Anonymous No.10056898]

>that 5'9'' boomer who married a woman a bit taller than him and who's observably shorter than her when she wears heels.

That'd be me.

[Anonymous No.10056971]

>>10056800
boomer cope

[Anonymous No.10056998]

5'6 25 yr old boomer link marine reporting in biatches

[Anonymous No.10057228]

>>10056810
Heavy squats are a fucking meme
>losing an inch of your height
>looking like a T-Rex
>walking around with DOMS all day
>fucks up your back or knees if your form is slightly off
>losing range of motion for anything but squatting
>slows down sprints, makes you useless in other sports
>slows down kicks if you practice martial arts
>zero practical strength, you gas out after 10min when moving furniture

[Anonymous No.10057252]

>>10056898
>that 5’9 boomer who doesn’t buy any shoes without atleast an inch and a half bottom

[Anonymous No.10057262]

>>10056716
Top Kek of June award to OP

[Anonymous No.10057279]

>>10057252
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10057298]

>>10057252
>that boomer manlet who always wears boots

[Anonymous No.10057308]

>>10057228

>That 30 year old boomer with bad knees and back (also enlarged prostate) whose squat plateaud around 200 pounds after 10 years of training trying to C O P E with his reality of being a weak and fragile old man.

[Anonymous No.10057309]

>>10056716
Joke's on you I'm actually 5'6"

[Anonymous No.10057347]

>>10057309
being 5'6 is not a joke...i'm sorry

[Anonymous No.10057383]

>>10057347
MANLET BOOMER COPE

[Anonymous No.10057456]

Are manlets one day going to be considered the attractive men? Just like being fat used to be attractive in the shakespearen era?

[Anonymous No.10057466]

>>10057308
So you fucked up your knees and back to squat less than some insta sluts? Pathetic.
>enlarged prostate
Try saw palmetto. It might fuck up your libido though.
>bad knees
Orthokine/reginokine are like magic if you can afford it
>bad back
If you’ve stopped lifting, do at least some pull ups. It will help with your back. Also if you’ve got that boomer gut, lose some weight.
t. 35 yo fellow boomer

[Anonymous No.10057596]

>>10057262
thank you boomer

[Anonymous No.10057607]

>>10057262
i just made the 30yo boomer that takes joint supplements thread i hope u like it

[Anonymous No.10057657]

>>10057466

>That 35 year old boomer embarasses himself trying to deflect his C O P E at a fellow boomer

[Anonymous No.10057907]

Hey, where do you think you are going boomer thread

[Anonymous No.10058077]

that 0 foot boomer

[Anonymous No.10059014]

>>10057347
kek'd

[Anonymous No.10059162]

>>10057456
There's a disturbing theory that gender roles are reversing explaining the bugman, incel and beta male epidemic we currently face. The more successful and independent a women becomes the less she desires an alpha chad male as his traits are redundant in a modern society. Instead she'll want a guy who is submissive, a man-wife, while she assumes the role of the breadwinner. Manlets could have greater success with women since they are generally perceived as being weaker.

[Anonymous No.10059644]

>>10056998
I think that counts as a disability

[Anonymous No.10059698]

>>10059162
>t. roastie
your biology will force you to always get excited when Chad puts you into submission.

[Anonymous No.10059717]

>>10059644
fuck lol

[Anonymous No.10059729]

>>10059162
>thinks stacy is gonna stop banging chad

[Anonymous No.10059748]

>>10056716
That would be everyone. He’d have to hide in a box.

[Anonymous No.10059791]

>>10059644
Thats fucked up, really fucking with my already low self esteem.

[Anonymous No.10060022]

>>10059791
>gotta play the hand god dealt you
>keep your head up fella

[Anonymous No.10060077]

>>10057456
They will be bread out but will get stuck raising the kids

[Anonymous No.10060091]

>>10056716
Met a professional nascar driver and had a pic taken with him. All his stats online say hes 6', but I'm 6' and he was at least 3 inches shorter than me. I remember him looking mad the whole time.

[Anonymous No.10060110]

>>10059791
Sometimes things are just shitty

[Anonymous No.10060131]

>>10057907
Oh hey
I'll catch you later?
Hit me up *phone gesture to ear*

[Anonymous No.10060152]

>>10060091
lol take the online height of celebrities and knock down 2-4 inches for real height

[Anonymous No.10060373]

>>10056716
great thread, but i have to add this sage plus some report

[Anonymous No.10060601]

>>10056716
not short idiot

[Anonymous No.10060651]

>>10056810
Just finish the rep lmao

[Anonymous No.10060655]

>>10057262
Agree, that picture is priceless. It should hang in the finest of art galleries worldwide.

[Anonymous No.10060671]

>>10059162
lmao what

[Anonymous No.10060748]

>>10060655
I appreciate it fella

[Anonymous No.10060836]

>>10056716
this is weird I'm 5'6" and my boyfriend says I'm tall

[Anonymous No.10060859]

>>10060836
damn how short is your boyfriend that 5'6 is tall?
>or this is boomer cope?

[Anonymous No.10060944]

>>10060859
He is 5'10"
both of us are tall

[Anonymous No.10060954]

>>10060091
he could be one of those freaky boomers that gained extra height in his late 20s, early 30s.

[Anonymous No.10061402]

>>10060954
is this real? is there hope for manlet boomers?