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Boomer Anonymous Tue Jun 26 17:27:03 2018 No.10046518 [Reply] [Original]

>*Starts lawnmower*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
DAD STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>*Takes a sip*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES DAD PLEASE!!

>*Gets lawnmower stuck on a rock*
*WHIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHHTRRRRRRRRRROOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 17:28:58 2018 No.10046542 >>10046518 DIE IN A FIRE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 17:34:06 2018 No.10046605 I never found myself in this particular situation, however lawn mower boomers are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 17:47:18 2018 No.10046784 File: 11 KB, 239x211, brainy wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10046518 Boomers... get out!

Anonymous Tue Jun 26 17:50:00 2018 No.10046813

I’m really glad it’s one of those ride-on ones as well, gas-fuelled and throbbing engine. Ask the boomer a question, he takes his cap off, mops his receding hairline with an oil-covered cloth, takes a sip of Monster and spits out a lick of tobacco.
>ayup thought I’d take the ol girl out for a spin while the wife’s out at the spa. Makes quite a noise, don’t she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 17:50:20 2018 No.10046822 >>10046518 I've lived this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 17:51:16 2018 No.10046835 >>10046813 >>>>AND THAT’S JUST THE WIFE, RIGHT ANON? AHUH HUH HUH another sip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 17:52:50 2018 No.10046859 >>10046518 as a 28 year old home owner. can confirm, best part about my days off is mowing the lawn at 10 am and having some sips

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:32:44 2018 No.10047371 >>10046518 https://youtu.be/1k8yJ1igc5k

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:34:05 2018 No.10047386 >>10046518 Wojacks revenge

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:35:19 2018 No.10047401 >>10046859 Cope O P E I am 30 and fucking an 18 year old End yourself

>>	Im a 30 y/o boomer btw Tue Jun 26 18:37:25 2018 No.10047425 Hands down the best /biz/ meme ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:37:32 2018 No.10047427 File: 2.92 MB, 315x200, nope. fuck this. im out.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10047371 There is literally nothing wrong with watching anime on vhs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdP2OagNAwk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:39:09 2018 No.10047448 >>10046518 >crypto don’t sleep, baby! that’s whats wrong with you zoomers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:41:33 2018 No.10047476 >>10047427 >that 30 year old boomer taping ninja scroll on his vhs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:41:58 2018 No.10047479 File: 165 KB, 984x888, 1529916956751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >what moneyskelly gets up to in its free time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:41:58 2018 No.10047480 Get off of grandma's mower Uncle Rico. God

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 18:44:30 2018 No.10047508 >>10047479 Leave Uncle Vlad out of this you damn monkey

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 19:52:55 2018 No.10048307 >>10047401 Been there Not gonna last

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 19:59:32 2018 No.10048388 File: 1.33 MB, 2463x4331, 91E45309-4D25-4F51-BA3D-EFDE16B6ABCC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is peak boomer posting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 20:10:32 2018 No.10048502 >>10046518 >I'm turning 24 soon Am I a boomer now biz?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 20:12:17 2018 No.10048525 lmao I just mowed the lawn 30 minutes ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 20:33:46 2018 No.10048745 >>10047401 And you're living in a shit apartment, the only pussy you can get is the one that doesn't realize you're a loser.

Anonymous Tue Jun 26 20:38:43 2018 No.10048796

>>10048525
Me too, though I'm starting to regret getting a battery powered push mower.
Yard's big where it takes multiple days as I've gotta charge the mower for a few hours after it dies.
Really need me one of these grass-eatin hogs. Then I can sit and sip with the best of them. I wake up 9 AM as it is on Saturdays, but should get out at 8 before that summer sun peaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 20:41:16 2018 No.10048822 >>10046822 Same. Then my old man started making me do it. >tfw I was the boomer in the picture at 15 y/o

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 20:43:24 2018 No.10048840 >>10048525 Cut neighbors lawn earlier today. Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 20:44:03 2018 No.10048851 >>10046822 Same. Then my old man started making me do it. >tfw I was the boomer in the picture at 15 y/o >>10046859 27 y/o boomer homeowner here. Used to do it in the evening but have been mowing in the mornings recently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 21:02:43 2018 No.10049039 >>10046822 i drove one of these as a kid. our yard was over an acre

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 21:04:32 2018 No.10049060 >>10048388 is there some sort of filter i can use on internet to block all content related to that tilt inducing phrase?

Anonymous Tue Jun 26 21:06:03 2018 No.10049072
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Are there not robots for this? Lawn Roombas or something?

They'd be able to get autistic straight lines, it's not like the bounds or contours of your yard change all that much, shit's boring and repetitive...seems ripe for automation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 22:09:24 2018 No.10049654 >>10048745 Rekt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 22:40:12 2018 No.10049942 >>10049060 >that 27 year old boomer who can't figure out filters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 26 23:50:21 2018 No.10050688 File: 97 KB, 600x800, 1529172872588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop mowing the lawn

Anonymous Tue Jun 26 23:59:38 2018 No.10050768
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>>10046518
>>10046542
>>10046605
>>10046784
>>10046813
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>>10046859
>>10047371
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>>10047401
>>10047425
>>10047427
>>10047448
>>10047476
>>10047479
>>10047480
>>10047508
>>10048307
>>10048388
>>10048502
>>10048525
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>>10048796
>>10048840
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>>10049072
>>10049654
>>10049942
>>10050688
>being so much of a boomer that you don't even use a chainsaw for mowing the lawn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 00:01:27 2018 No.10050792 >>10047401 Been there, it's a bigger headache than it's worth Yeah, you got some nice young vagina and tight teen bod but she's gonna leave you within 1-2 years tops Enjoy it while it lasts larper

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 00:10:36 2018 No.10050897 >>10046518 That's the funniest boomer pic I've ever seen, thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 00:22:22 2018 No.10051007 File: 303 KB, 1032x1242, 6990E713-15AA-4AF9-BEC8-0C9175DDF8C0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10047401 Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 01:18:20 2018 No.10051573 File: 51 KB, 677x775, varg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10050688 >stop

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