/smg/ Stock Market General

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10044541]

Waiting for metals to moon edition.

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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Previous Bread >>10041693

[Anonymous No.10044571]

>>10044541

[Anonymous No.10044579]

TSLA 400
AMD 40

is on the menu

[Anonymous No.10044589]

>he didnt buy C at 64

OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

[Anonymous No.10044600]

>>10044579
>TSLA
sell tsla

[Anonymous No.10044610]

bouncy bounce time

[Anonymous No.10044665]

this thread sucks

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10044691]

If you are a disgusting goldbug, just buy ALO, an excellent smol gold mining company with a large amount of positive insider trading recently

ALO TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.10044716]

>>10044691
I'm waiting for IAG to sink back to ~$5 and then I'll swing trade it back to $6+ again.

[Anonymous No.10044745]

just sold half my stocks for crypto.

[Anonymous No.10044755]

>>10044745

[Anonymous No.10044762]

>>10044691
Podcast Today?

[Anonymous No.10044775]

BEARS BTFO

[Anonymous No.10044798]

Dollar cost average that LCI nigga

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10044823]

>>10044762
No sorry, I'm making it a weekly thing with a review of the whole week in memes and may mays, but instead of just me talking over a screen we go on an adventure outside somewhere comfy

[Anonymous No.10044826]

>>10044745
Which coin?

[Anonymous No.10044832]

NFLX fighting for 400 now

not looking good

[Anonymous No.10044841]

>>10044798
We all know who you are. Chihuahua 5

[Anonymous No.10044864]

>>10044832
>not looking good

what do u mean ?

[Anonymous No.10044869]

>>10044864
i mean its going down

[Anonymous No.10044873]

>>10044823
I want my comfy podcast today

[Anonymous No.10044889]

>>10044869
Riveting
As expected of a small spec

[Anonymous No.10044891]

>>10044826
Sitting in ETH until i find something worthy.

[Anonymous No.10044900]

>>10044889
thats right

[Anonymous No.10044902]

>>10044841
i'm just an LCI long.. the compnay has alot of drugs and alot of new ones coming.. just buy that shit

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10044919]

>>10044891
If you're in on crypto and not holding monacoin, why even live?

>>10044873
too bad, I have too much university to do because I'm a cucked middle class slave

[Anonymous No.10044930]

My portfolio is constructed such I can invest $100, and in a few years, if the S&P 500 index or whatever is up, the I get back more than $100, based on some multiple of the index’s performance. If the index is down, though, the I get back $100. Heads I win, tails I don’t lose: I get a guaranteed return of my principal plus some extra money if the stock market does well.

[Anonymous No.10044939]

Loco has done me so well
This uptrend is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.10044944]

explain to me why i should hold cash right now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10044959]

>>10044944
so you have something to exchange for illicit goods and services. Like drugs and hookers.

[Anonymous No.10044965]

>>10044944
you shouldn't.. you should be holding LCI

[Anonymous No.10044966]

>>10044944
you shouldnt
Amazon made it so you can pay for stuff with stock

[Anonymous No.10044974]

>>10044966
kek if this was true I'd all in on Amazon stock

[Anonymous No.10044977]

>>10044944
how are u gonna pay at the counter ?

[Anonymous No.10044990]

>>10044966
can you just deposit all your checks straight in? This kills world currencies.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10044992]

>>10044233
>family raped by metals

[Anonymous No.10044998]

>PAJEET'd

[Anonymous No.10045002]

>>10044974
I cant find it but that was definitely a headline I read, that bezos wants to do that...

[Anonymous No.10045004]

>>10044930
Is your name Ty J Young?

[Anonymous No.10045020]

>>10044998
>Equalizer

[Anonymous No.10045021]

>>10044992
>pump the market and liquidate Baka Knees

[Anonymous No.10045030]

>>10044998
maybe the stock can be salvaged

[Anonymous No.10045037]

>>10045002
>effectively buying back stock with high-margin chinkshit

That's brilliant.

[Anonymous No.10045038]

>>10044919
>monacoin
Monacoin users have brought up various kinds of Mona-based web applications and services, have erected shrines in appreciation of Monacoin, regularly play word games when tipping others (known as "monage" (モナゲ, lit. "throwing mona")), and otherwise use the coin in ways users of most other coins would never have thought of.

sounds kinda gay.

[Anonymous No.10045039]

TSLA 341.5

july 6 calls back to positive

[Anonymous No.10045058]

>>10045039
>july 6 calls back to posotive
what does that mean

[Anonymous No.10045062]

>>10045004
:^)
just a flat 10% commission and I can do the same for your portfolio to anon

i mean its really simple, just take $100, buy T bills with maturity value of $100 (that probably cost about $95) then buy options with the remaining $5. you're guaranteed to end up with at least $100, more if stocks go up.

[Anonymous No.10045072]

>>10044992
rkg HOW do you have such an extensive and specific collection of death related anime? Are you getting it off a booru? Your ratposting is concerning.

[Anonymous No.10045079]

>>10045058
It means I had bought TSLA calls for $350 that expire July 6.

They had been up to 27, from where I bought them. I held and got shit on when TSLA fell back to 333, now it's back to positive.

Statistically when it was 333-ish and high volatility I still had a very low chance of them worth shit and not just declining if we went off pure math analysis.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10045090]

Let's suppose I know that stock X is currently at 50 dollars, and I know it will be between $40 and 60 dollars in 3 months.
Is there any option strategy that I can use to capitalize off this range?

[Anonymous No.10045122]

thats why its called power hour

[Anonymous No.10045147]

C +1.41% PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.10045164]

>>10045090
do you know that it will stay within that range the entire time?

[Anonymous No.10045186]

>>10044798
What is the share structure and the short ratio of LCI my good sir ?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10045202]

>>10045164
Based on my SUPER accurate excel models, yes

[Anonymous No.10045203]

>>10045186
Good share structure.. high short ratio.. could squeeze hard

[Anonymous No.10045226]

>>10045202
sell an uncovered call and an uncovered put.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10045233]

>>10045072
Me can boast one of the biggest & most comprehensive guro collection/ index there am.

Have 1gb ~mouse related vore/trap peril!

[Anonymous No.10045235]

>>10045203
thx just bougI KNOW WHO YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.10045236]

How do I become a farmer? Is there an encyclopedia of farm knowledge somewhere?

[Anonymous No.10045243]

>>10045203
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.10045254]

>>10045236
>want to become a farmer

do it as a hobby or run some other business through it like rentals.

[Anonymous No.10045255]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.10045269]

>>10045254
Thats what I plan on doing...I just want to wake up to the cows and the chickens and live a simple life.

[Anonymous No.10045270]

>>10045235
this is the first time in /smg/ just thought i would throw LCI out there

[Anonymous No.10045273]

I feel my IQ getting higher.

[Anonymous No.10045275]

>have to ask an elder god for a favor

feels risky but it worked

[Anonymous No.10045277]

>>10045233
Never post that again

[Anonymous No.10045282]

HERE COMES DUMP TIME

[Anonymous No.10045295]

>>10045226
by the way you could lose an unlimited amount doing this so be careful

[Anonymous No.10045298]

>>10045270
ok I trust u

[Anonymous No.10045352]

raaaaaaaaah dow closing below 200ma again get ready to see some shit

[Anonymous No.10045377]

>Look at ABIL
>It goes Higher

Some one convince me not to buy it.

[Anonymous No.10045386]

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA180706C00350000?p=TSLA180706C00350000

>GREEKS

[Anonymous No.10045390]

>>10045277
Dude, I'm still going to turn Ratsu-chan into a slut. I hope you like netorare and mind-break doujin.

[Anonymous No.10045391]

>>10045377
you should buy LCI instead

[Anonymous No.10045399]

>>10044823
Where do I tune in?

[Anonymous No.10045412]

buying IBM is my secret tip

[Anonymous No.10045424]

>>10045269
If that's all you want then just buy some small acreage out in the country (5-20 acres).

>cows
don't do it as a hobby, it's a money losing proposition on a small scale and they require a ton of acreage, do goats or sheep instead

>chickens
Easy as shit to take care of, just build a coop, set up some automatic waterers, and feed them some henscratch and laying pellets every day and gather the eggs. Worm them a couple of times a year and check them for leg mites and other parasites. Turn them loose in the yard in the evenings when you can keep an eye on them and close them back up at night.

>horses
Just don't, they cost even more money and require even more acreage per animal than cows and they aren't worth anywhere near as much at the sale barn.

>rabbits
Pretty cheap and easy animals to take care of if you want to have a ready supply of meat. Keep a breeding stock of 2-4 does and 1 buck, eat the babies. Some of the newer meat varieties have large litters and the bunnies reach edible size in just a few weeks.

It's not hard, you'll learn as you go along. As long as you're handy with basic tools and do most of your repair / building / projects yourself then you shouldn't have any issues. There are tons of resources for any kind of animal you want to raise or any kind of plant you want to grow in your garden / orchard. Agriculture extension services are great starting places.

This is assuming you want something like a hobby farm where you're not reliant on generating income from it though, if you're wanting to actually become a profitable farmer then you'll have to really know your shit and optimize your operations to a ridiculous degree to remain profitable.

[Anonymous No.10045425]

>>10045386
>TSLA goes up $7
>delta and gamma doing their fucking thing

[Anonymous No.10045430]

>>10045391
I FOMO'd into ACHV instead

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10045437]

ONLY FUCKEN THING IN MY MEMEFOLIO THAT'S GREEN IS FUCKING CHINK IQ SHIT!!!! AND BIG5KEK ISN'T EVEN DEAD!

[Anonymous No.10045445]

>>10045390
r-ratsuchan is not for smut

[Anonymous No.10045446]

>>10045425
I dont know what those mean tho

[Anonymous No.10045456]

>>10045437
Hahaha, I wonder how many ass holes Fab5guy has managed to buy into that shitty retail store.

[Anonymous No.10045458]

>>10045437
Just went past $36, glad I held on through this all. My IQ is still below average.

[Anonymous No.10045461]

CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS
THE GOLDEN BULLS

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10045463]

>>10045399
SUB TO THE PODCAST HERE
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw

[Anonymous No.10045469]

thats it for today lads

[Anonymous No.10045471]

>>10045446
You have an excellent tutorial in the OP that will teach you

[Anonymous No.10045480]

Chilies party

[Anonymous No.10045508]

>>10045471
See, I'd rather just intuitively break it down. It's very simple actually. I don't necessarily need a calculator to understand it. Plus an intuitive vision of the problem is faster computationally.

In a competitive game. I want every edge possible. Following established domain knowledge actually decreases my predictive accuracy and lowers ROI.

[Anonymous No.10045512]

>>10045424
I'm actually dyspraxic and can't even drive a car but idc I want a farm with chickens and plants . Also holy shit :333 isaved your post this is insanely good. We're you raised on a farm?

[Anonymous No.10045524]

>>10045412
Buffet sold
So I did too

[Anonymous No.10045533]

>>10045508
For isntance the +10 run on AMD that's coming later this year. No one else sees it because of bad predictive models. My seeing it gives me a nice competitive advantage.

I would not see it if I used the same predictive functions as the market.

[Anonymous No.10045545]

So dow closed below 200 SMA twice in a row now?

[Anonymous No.10045547]

big buzzer orders for oil and silver. looks like someone else is looking for a gap too

oil im more skeptical on, and think will dip before it gets back to its highs of this year. very confident that silvers action near close shows a nice run in the near term however

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10045552]

>>10045524
You know Buffet hasn't beat the SP500 in a long time, right?

https://qz.com/1216260/warren-buffett-doesnt-beat-the-market-anymore/

[Anonymous No.10045562]

>>10045545
its done that like 5 times bro just buy it

[Anonymous No.10045574]

>>10045552
But I heard he did beat his wife regularly though

[Anonymous No.10045579]

>>10045552
Do you know why that is comfy? Its because of rising interest rates and he switched to banks which dropped severely 2014-2015
He will beat the sp like he always does, over long term by multiples

[Anonymous No.10045587]

>>10045552
buffet has no chance in the next 10-20 years. He can't even use email.

[Anonymous No.10045592]

>>10045512
Yeah, I'm from rural East TX, my parents had 20 acres and I've had all sorts of animals and always had a garden. My best friend's parents have a 200 acre ranch that I've helped work cattle on and have put in tons of food plots and killed a bunch of deer and wild pigs out there.

[Anonymous No.10045610]

Mfw tesla moons

[Anonymous No.10045627]

>>10045273
IQ is recovering. see you bros later going to eat out to celebrate.

[Anonymous No.10045631]

>>10044541
That pic is why I keep coming back to this degenerate cesspool. Gg

[Anonymous No.10045634]

>>10045545
is this a bad sign ?

i mean it closed below 200 sma for almost the whole past week ?

[Anonymous No.10045635]

>>10045592
Lucky. I wish I had a farm..

[Anonymous No.10045647]

>>10045552
>>10045587
Buffet is so fucking over rated. I don't know why everyone acts like he is some kind of genius when he came from money to begin with and married into money as well. I think he is autistic as well and a wife beater.

[Anonymous No.10045653]

>>10045634
It is a bad sign if you have shit stocks
As long as you are riding on Buffett-sama's shoulders you will be fine

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10045670]

>>10045579
t. coping buffet faggot

[Anonymous No.10045679]

>>10045635
I'm in a big city. I am seeing boomers who make good money here buy a farm, pack up and take their families. They usually mumble something like "extreme liberalism and crime. Don't want my kids to grow up in this"

[Anonymous No.10045680]

>>10045653
>No Big5 sign
Honestly, the fact we had some ass hole tripping as a shitty stock that never went up to mid-teens like he said it would needs to be included on there.

[Anonymous No.10045683]

>>10045634
terrible, but no one here will tell you that. the real dip is coming. people are trying to out momentum (tech) their way out of this but you can't have such a sharp divergence in the nasdaq and dow for this long without things correcting. the real dip is on the way. tomorrow won't be good

[Anonymous No.10045685]

>>10045647
>t. Joseph Stalin

[Anonymous No.10045704]

>>10045679
I like boomers now???!!??

[Anonymous No.10045703]

>>10045670
/Buffet Boy/ for life

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10045707]

>>10045685
>getting butt hurt an old man can't beat the market anymore
He must have dementia

[Anonymous No.10045711]

>>10045685
Dude I'm not some communist fuck. I'm going to end up making more money than Buffet, just you watch.

[Anonymous No.10045722]

>>10045610
based

are you the 3 share person?

TSLA was so fucking obvious today

[Anonymous No.10045728]

>>10045707
Respect your elders

>>10045711
Commie

[Anonymous No.10045743]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1011672532838055937

TESLA targeting Truck Market. MOON SOON

[Anonymous No.10045751]

Elon Musk

Verified account

@elonmusk
2h2 hours ago
More
The Tesla Truck will have dual motor all-wheel drive w crazy torque & a suspension that dynamically adjusts for load. Those will be standard.

RALLY CONFIRMED, Elon Musk thought of some new product and posted about it on twitter. GG bears and shorts.

[Anonymous No.10045753]

>>10045647
He's respected around here BECAUSE he's an autistic wife beater now shoo

[Anonymous No.10045776]

analyst called campbells soup a bubble
its over

[Anonymous No.10045781]

>>10045647
I think Buffett-sama's philosophy is priceless
He was a man who saw clearly into his era and profited from his insight

Shit like packaged food or Coca Cola's marketing were in fact highly innovative

One day, we will be old and senile and we won't understand a damn thing. A bit like Buffett-sama today imo

>>10045680
It is a parody senpai
>Bog 2 Pump & Dump

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10045796]

Nice weak little close
The lma & ma tied cute bow

[Anonymous No.10045812]

>>10045781
>One day, we will be old and senile and we won't understand a damn thing. A bit like Buffett-sama today imo
Yeah not looking forward to that, I'd rather go out like John Macafee and eat my own dick because of crypto.

[Anonymous No.10045813]

>>10045776
Kill me slowly

[Anonymous No.10045824]

>>10045796
This was not a good bounce today, the last big dip where major stocks dunked this hard at least made up for it just as hard. This is not going to be good for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10045833]

dow going down. made a lower low for the first time since since the uptrend started in march. and the multi closes below 200ma. just look at the 5 year or longer chart and it actually looks like the bubble meme where yesterday was the bull trap. if i'm wrong that's fine but there's way too much evidence now that i'm not. holding my cash until this resolves one way or the other, but i'm thinking breakdown is for more likely than up

[Anonymous No.10045848]

>>10045722
Nah I'm a 7 shares guy

[Anonymous No.10045862]

oil on the move in AH

[Anonymous No.10045865]

>>10045796
>>10045833

[Anonymous No.10045882]

Sell off your Shopify positions

This report is going around... only time when it gets public.

>https://absurdresearch.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/absurdreserarch_shopify_full_report.pdf

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10045887]

>>10045751
Listen Sweetie, nobody is going to buy a basedboy cucktruck when there's no infrastructure for said vehicles in the rural

[Anonymous No.10045894]

>>10045269
Nothing simple about farming. You'll be chasing farmers markets or priced into debt.
Find a specialty crop that you can do on the side a slowly build up. Some value in beef cattle right now but chicken growers are slaves to tyson, et al.

[Anonymous No.10045897]

>>10045812
I like to think I am humble enough to know that will be happening to me
Even if you retain your full IQ, you will literally be disconnected with the shits the then-young people be doing

Truth be told, I am impervious to almost every trending social media

Before reaching that state,I want to get wealthy and respected enough to not be bothered

(Buffett-sama is not only rich, he is also respected and many young intelligent people who view him as a mentor and learn from him. Buffett-sama will never be alone)

[Anonymous No.10045899]

>>10045865
banks down 13 days in a row

>there's no problem here

see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10045900]

Daily reminder:

>>9999999

[Anonymous No.10045913]

>>10045753
I admit that, that part about him is alpha as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10045914]

>>10045848
>>10045848
>>10045848
Hope I helped you guys time it at 333 or lower.

[Anonymous No.10045923]

>>10045899
Congrats on not buying the very bottom of the bullish flag range
I will see you tommrow indeed and also for the next 20 years

[Anonymous No.10045928]

>>10045897
I guess I don't care about any of that stuff and I'm more concerned with living life like a drug and getting as much bang for my buck as I can. Caring what other people think and keeping up with social trends is for plebs.

[Anonymous No.10045943]

>>10045899
lol
all of my this

everythings fine goyim, just pick out the highest yielding bags you can find and relax

[Anonymous No.10045954]

>>10045943
Buffet is all in on BAC unironically

I guess you are smarter than buffet!

[Anonymous No.10045955]

>>10045943
>>10045899
what are the bears saying?

>It's gonna crash all week
>why aren't my tin cans as valuable as AI.

[Anonymous No.10045969]

>>10045955
The Bears are fucking right though.

[Anonymous No.10045971]

>>10045923
>>10045943

after today s&p financial sector is on longest losing streak in history. that's right. literally ever.

but i'm sure it's nothing. no reason to manage risk whatsoever

[Anonymous No.10046003]

>>10045969
>>10045971
I have less cash now after buying NVDA

Have fun with metals, banks, or whatever. We aren't in the dot com bubble era. Some of this stuff really works and is going to exponential.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10046005]

>>10045971
I bought some more XLF today, because I am the fucking Extraordinary Bagholder and I am never fucking selling!

[Anonymous No.10046015]

>>10045971
wow amazing
Your cowardice has really convinced me, Ive sold all my stock for the superior VIX and SILVER like a Chad
nig nog nig nog kike kike

[Anonymous No.10046056]

>>10045914
I am/was bagholding from 330$ for 13 months now haha

[Anonymous No.10046086]

>>10045954
because buffett gives absolutely no fucks which way ANYTHINGS going because his investing style is buy and hold 4eva. ffs not all of us wanna do that shit. im concerned with realizing profits so that i may go make more positions. i have my yield shit, but its not something i worry about which way it swings. my choice right now is not the banks for a variety of reasons.

fact of the matter is, if it wasnt the fact that buffett, a man who is an infinite time horizon buy and hodler, was buying up bank stocks, there would be LITERALLY NO ONE buying bank stocks rn (see chart). whether or not this is ominous is obviously still up for debate, but as it stands, i do not share buffetts timeframe for trading, and thus, wont be following him on this trade.

>>10045971
exactly. ive been calling it as i see it. banks have rarely looked this bad outside of an actual real crisis. i do not wish to hold bank bags, regardless of their yield, for any amount of time. not until their chart clears up. buffett dont care because of compounding div growth, but that will do me NIL since i dont have a large enough portfolio for serious compounding growth to actually happen (outside of my REITS which is why i have them specifically).

[Anonymous No.10046109]

you guys know the market is turning bearish, right? Tomorrow should be big red. What are you shorting?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10046112]

>>10046015
I think silver is going to $200 per ounce.

[Anonymous No.10046116]

>>10046109
tech

[Anonymous No.10046121]

>>10046109
NFLX, IQ

[Anonymous No.10046126]

>>10046109
no we have lots of permabulls here, which i respect, but they're blind to short and medium term risk. i'm a long termer but ill be damned if i'm going to ignore this and buy things up here

[Anonymous No.10046134]

>>10046112
lol
maybe thats a little optimistic

>>10046109
also, i forgot
im loaded on puts on high yield debt

[Anonymous No.10046156]

>>10046086
not just about the yield
Unlike the consumers the banks also have buyback programs
the cashflow shows growth and yield will give you better gains than anythuing

[Anonymous No.10046157]

>>10046109
weak s o y b o y mentality

>>10046126
J U S T

>I didn't want to get in on NVDA this week for 237

All this complex market stuff isn't for CHADS. Bet on bulls and make $$$$$$

[Anonymous No.10046190]

i wub u guys

[$CHAN CWC71mskn6L14mtxa1hDjqL8(...) No.10046216]

>>10045955
EYEXGMAX, NOICE ID NAME

[Anonymous No.10046223]

>>10046190
Thanks man, this post really brightened up my day. I like shit posting with you guys too.

[Anonymous No.10046230]

Sell ur chinkshit this is a bulltrap

[Anonymous No.10046234]

>>10046156
i just do not trust these large banks at all. ive already seen them save themselves at the expense of literally everyone (including their shareholders). ill be damned if i give em an opportunity to do it to me.

call it irrational or whatever, but i dont make deals with people i know will fuck me to save themselves. irl and otherwise

if i end up missing out and everythings fine, i still have half my portfolio yielding 12% rn (off REITs w similar bullishness for rate hikes), so it is what it is. however i do not think everything is fine in the near term, and am anxiously watching these hi yields diverge again. last time they did it was friday, and we got monday. today, we got another one. well have to see if the pattern holds

[Anonymous No.10046245]

>>10045813
Buy high sell low like the pros!

[Anonymous No.10046335]

>>10046234
just the weak close, failure to bounce big off of large red day, and dow dumping late to close below 200 day again should be enough to be cautious, even without knowing all this other stuff. it's convincing to me but you'll just never convince some people. they think the markets just go up forever. hell i hope it does, but my sense of the downside risk vs upside potential of new money right now is waaaaay too skewed to just buy shit just because GOLDEN BULL BRO

[Anonymous No.10046346]

>>10046234
thats why you should BUY
they just recovered, have new management... they are fucking going to REKT the Stress test

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10046385]

Tomorrow I'm switching most of my cash into the bottom 20 of the S&P 600 value index
IT'S TIME FOR GAINS

[Anonymous No.10046441]

>>10046230
buy on hype, sell on panic

[Anonymous No.10046455]

>>10046441
think you got that one reversed kiddo

[Anonymous No.10046461]

>>10046455
nah I got it figured out so far. This week my only move was buying NVDA yesterday.

[Anonymous No.10046463]

>Buy TRXC at 2.00 3K in
>Trades down and sideways
>Sell it at 1.80 thinking it's done
>Get notifications about it being up 5% almost every day this month

Just fucking end me, this feels worse then having options expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.10046472]

>>10046346
The only thing they learned from the financial crisis is that they will be bailed out if they fail.

>>10046234
JPM came out pretty clean compared to the others if you want a position in the sector without sacrificing your values.

[Anonymous No.10046479]

>>10046190
I love all of you guys too

[Anonymous No.10046493]

>>10046385
> he switched his strategy yet again
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10046507]

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CRASH TOMMOROW?

[Anonymous No.10046516]

>>10045533
So what's your guys idea on and stock? How much do you expect it to rise?
Considering that adoption of their new tech should only be picking up by the end of the year and their unrivaled server CPUs will have a longer adoption rate since servers aren't upgraded frequently. Though Intel in the future has really slim chances of catching up since they've already fallen behind and have no known public idea as what to do about this problem
Also I'm from South Africa and am looking to getting into investing. Any sites or something you can recommend?

[Anonymous No.10046525]

>>10046507
The crash upwards yeah

[Anonymous No.10046528]

Lol all these Boomer fags who don’t trade crypto all day

Back to the nursing home, gramps

[Anonymous No.10046548]

>>10046528
>that 21 year old boomer who thinks he can get rich from crypto

[Anonymous No.10046552]

>>10046507
the only question is will we finally see a circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.10046569]

>>10046528
My nigga we crypto n' shieeet. We gon be rich, everyone’s gonna be rich, that's how speculative markets operate my african american.

[Anonymous No.10046637]

>>10046463
>86% higher right now

[Anonymous No.10046710]

>sell AMD
>it goes back up the next day

I only lost $5.27, so it doesn't really matter at all, but fuck, I got bogged for the first time

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10046764]

Should I pick up a Monster Energy Zero Ultra to be a based boomer before work?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10046767]

>>10046552
>mfw circuit breaker
>>10045824
There was alot of bottom buying which imo why bounces were weak

[Anonymous No.10046792]

>>10046764
>working
filtered

[Anonymous No.10046802]

What happened with TSLA today?
> Goldman Sachs: They're going to miss targets. SELL SELL SELL SELL
> Elon Musk: lmao check out my new idea 4 a pickup truck
> Up 3%
Is this a stock or a cult?

[Anonymous No.10046827]

>>10046802
Its a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.10046892]

>>10046802
TSLA is a cult, therefore dont try to short them.

[Anonymous No.10046934]

>>10046802
the only art left in america is business, and tesla is an original da vinci

[Anonymous No.10046985]

I'm red again on a green day. I can't remember the last time I actually made money.

[Anonymous No.10047011]

$13 billion short interest on TSLA as of 6/15

[Anonymous No.10047017]

>>10046461
>I got it figured out
Famous last words

[Anonymous No.10047018]

>>10046764
What is your job confer? And no, get coffee instead.

[Anonymous No.10047031]

>>10046767
>>10045824
>>10046802
Mad shorts and low IQ people shouldn't post in this thread..

>>10046892
TSLA is the future

[Anonymous No.10047061]

My portfolio is heavy in tech, but I'm a pathetic NEET and I don't know anything else well enough. What the fuck do i buy that's not tech?

[Anonymous No.10047068]

>>10047031
You really should sell those calls. It's going down to 310 after they don't make production numbers. I'm just mad its not going down to 270 (where it was on fear they wouldn't make production numbers a little over a month ago)

[Anonymous No.10047073]

> why is tesla up

5k a week is this week

Elon is burning the fuel to get a huge pop this week. People know this and are getting in.

EASY to understand strategy by elon

end of june PAMP IT

its that simple. People see the pump coming and are getting in to ride the hype.

[Anonymous No.10047088]

>>10047068
>you really should sell those calls

I already said i'm holding the calls for intrinsic value. I dont need IV.

That's how predictive I can be

[Anonymous No.10047102]

>>10046985
me kek at you

[Anonymous No.10047140]

elon is pamping it up

Elon Musk

Verified account

@elonmusk
Follow Follow @elonmusk
More
Pickup truck will have power outlets allowing use of heavy duty 240V, high power tools in field all day. No generator needed.

2:35 PM - 26 Jun 2018

[Anonymous No.10047151]

bearfags suffering total loss right now as Futures continue the rocket upwards
Just wait until the Chinks and Nips start pumping

[Anonymous No.10047186]

News leak on Canopy Growth Corp. It seems they would like to do a stock split next month some time. Most likely because, due to ACB's dilution and APH being undervalued, it *looks*, to the casual observer, like Canopy is significantly more expensive to invest in in comparison.

Pic related is their shareholder voting form. Info on the proposed split is on the bottom right corner.

Splits can be good or bad depending on your trading strategy. I don't have any Canopy shares right now so I don't care either way.

[Anonymous No.10047220]

>>10047151
>but CNN told me the market was doomed!!
>Look at the scary ticker

[Anonymous No.10047241]

>>10046985
You may want to take some time off. Go all-cash, catch up on some sleep. Watch the markets, and find some fresh opportunities to dip-buy into.

I recently took some time off to have a mental breakdown, and it made a huge difference in my results. I highly recommend it.

[Anonymous No.10047280]

>>10047140
He's trying too hard. I predict the June production data will be weak.

[Anonymous No.10047378]

B U L L T R A P
U
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L
T
R
A
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[Anonymous No.10047423]

>>10047280
exactly the opposite. He is doing this to troll the shorts before the good data. Elon doesn't do simple moves, trying to cover bad 5k number with "Truck memes" isn't elon style.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10047429]

>>10047151
With my stake in IQ being so large I don't know if I can celebrate yet. Something dangerous is looming.

[Anonymous No.10047441]

>>10047378
nah

[Anonymous No.10047486]

>>10047429
dont worry, its just a fakeout breakdown on the hong kong

weakhand Chinks panic sold and now it will pump

[Anonymous No.10047531]

>>10047486
everything's fine if you have a buffet timeline. if you don't, things are going to get rocky

[Anonymous No.10047533]

>>10047423
Unless they have been stockpiling partially made Tesla all month, they won't hit 5k. They have only broken 3k a single week.

[Anonymous No.10047552]

>>10047531
Im speaking short term, like its going to go up TODAY

[Anonymous No.10047559]

forgot my picture

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10047600]

>>10047151
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.10047646]

>>10047600
SALT
1 hour to non existence

[Anonymous No.10047665]

>>10047559
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.10047731]

>>10044541
Docusign, pivotal, and zuora have some great potential.

[Anonymous No.10047819]

Based Elon Musk taking TSLA to 400 this week

[Anonymous No.10047890]

>>10047731
good businesses, but i'm staying very far away at these prices.
Very silicon valley style over the top valuations

[Anonymous No.10047957]

VIX up 1% aftermarket, time to sell covered calls

[Anonymous No.10047965]

What's the best place for a poor fag like me to trade stocks? I'm talking like $500 to $1000 to start with.

[Anonymous No.10047968]

WHEN IS THE DRUMPF CRASH I WAS PROMISED

[Anonymous No.10048001]

>>10047965
did u even read the OP

[Anonymous No.10048017]

>>10047968
Canceled

[Anonymous No.10048022]

>>10047965
Robinhood

[Anonymous No.10048059]

What do you guys think of GERN?

[Anonymous No.10048064]

>>10047968

it has already begun

[Anonymous No.10048073]

>>10048064
If I draw a doodle showing it go up is that equivalent to your analysis?

[Anonymous No.10048081]

>>10048073

that's the last bear market, numbnuts

we are now going sideways

[Anonymous No.10048087]

>>10048081
Because you doodled over the pattern?

[Anonymous No.10048091]

>>10048087

go play with your 4k robinhood portfolio

[Anonymous No.10048100]

>>10048091
Who is Larry Kudlow and when did he show back up to work?

[Anonymous No.10048159]

>>10048100
to elaborate

If you don't understand the Larry Kudlow and Peter Navarro interaction this week your market analysis is not going to be very good.

[Anonymous No.10048203]

GIS and CAG earnings this week
buy the dips
also buy the pumps

[Anonymous No.10048351]

>>10048064
what do the meme circles mean?

[Anonymous No.10048363]

>>10045424
Calves are where the money is with cows. Buy very young cows cheap through your connections. Raise them to a year or whatever. Sell and repeat.
It's what all the smart farm kids do with their daddies land to make good side money to pay for their lifted trucks.

[Anonymous No.10048392]

>>10048363
Don't get me wrong it's alot of time investment. But your on 4chan so it's not like your time is valuable.

[Anonymous No.10048416]

>>10048392
t-t-there are s-serious traders on /biz/

[Anonymous No.10048418]

Oi
>>10048159
Not him but I wish I knew what you were talking about

[Anonymous No.10048468]

UXIN TOMORROW
GET HYPE

[Anonymous No.10048474]

>>10048418
it's high IQ

Kudlow came back to work monday after heart attack. Peter got btfo by trump the same day and forced to walk out and suck off the market on CNBC.

Peter lost status
Kudlow gained status.

It's simple.

If the risk was trade war, a free-trade person like Kudlow gaining status should matter to you and peter navarro btfo should matter.

[Anonymous No.10048475]

Gold tanks some more lol
shits going to 1

[Anonymous No.10048478]

>>10048416
And those aren't the anon that wants to know about farming are they. Also protip to any would be farmers it has the highest suicide rate of any profession in the us.

[Anonymous No.10048486]

>>10044775
How will gay faggot bears ever recover?

[Anonymous No.10048496]

>>10048486
>>10044775
the won't, just take their value in the cheap prices and laugh

[Anonymous No.10048517]

>>10048478
buy low mang, sounds like a good time to get into based corn/shrimp robot farming

[Anonymous No.10048604]

>>10047429
IQ is the king of Chinese stocks you have nothing to worry about. The company has so much growth for the future when China has the largest population in the world. they could have +80 million subscribers by earnings. that is going to send the stock to the moon.

[Anonymous No.10048616]

>>10048517
you need so much scale/efficiancy on things like this though.

[Anonymous No.10048664]

>>10047965
>What's the best place for a poor fag like me to trade stocks? I'm talking like $500 to $1000 to start with.
in the stock market

[Anonymous No.10048701]

FUCK THIS GAY MARKET. CRASH ALREADY!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10048711]

>>10048701
BEARS

B T F O

[Anonymous No.10048733]

>>10048701
Bears are panicking.

[Anonymous No.10048758]

>>10048711
>>10048733
Imagine saying this week would be pure red and then today happens.

[Anonymous No.10048762]

>>10047241
glad to see im not the only one that does this.
imo the only option sometimes is to just walk away and sit cash for a bit. the deeper in debt, the harder you bet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7bvIIgQIJU

[Anonymous No.10048775]

>>10048758

BLOW MY ASSHOLE

AMD UNDER $12 BY EOJULY

[Anonymous No.10048778]

>>10048775
/ourguy/ has too much IQ. Lisa Su will take AMD to the promised land of $40 this year.

[Anonymous No.10048781]

>>10048758

bad news for you tomorrow my guy...

[Anonymous No.10048804]

>>10048701
>he fell for the crypto meme and now he wants the stock market to crash

the only thing bleeding to death is the crypto market.

[Anonymous No.10048814]

>>10048781
Free your mind. It's a superpower.

[Anonymous No.10048835]

>>10048804
>pic
this is giving me fucking deja vu
i feel like last time we were all sitting around bitching which way it was going, and people were calling bearfags cryptokiddies because they had already crashed.

did this already happen?

[Anonymous No.10048844]

>>10048835
why are you a bear right now?

No doodles allowed. Seriously what's going to cause the recession.

[Anonymous No.10048861]

>>10048844

Not him but Donald Trump's trade wars are making people nervous.

[Anonymous No.10048862]

>>10048835
Im too low IQ to understand what you meant by this?

[Anonymous No.10048864]

>>10048844
corporate debt swallowing itself

[Anonymous No.10048867]

>>10048844
>Seriously what's going to cause the recession.
my guess... debt, rising wages, boomers retiring and taking their money out to spend on retirement.

[Anonymous No.10048868]

>>10048861
Did he nuke North Korea yet?
Did he invade Iran yet?
Did he round up all the LGBT+ yet?
hmmmm notice a pattern?

[Anonymous No.10048875]

>>10048861
making smal specs nervous only

[Anonymous No.10048878]

>>10048862
i remember this happening last time, i swear
idk its freaking me out

[Anonymous No.10048894]

>>10048861
>>10048875
i disagree that this has anything to do with tradewar FUD. you can see the vol thats happened because of that. its NOTHING like the spike we got yesterday. this shit comes in waves. vol NEVER just spikes once

[Anonymous No.10048910]

>>10045090
Iron Condor

[Anonymous No.10048932]

>>10048894
The safety release is good for the market. I perceived monday as a bull move. It helps the rally go longer before getting way too overvalued.

[Anonymous No.10048945]

>>10048835
well you sure sound like a cryptokiddie wanting the stock market to crash because cryptofags are losing money.>>10048312

[Anonymous No.10048948]

>>10048894
Only up friend

doesnt matter what volatility does, its going up. UP and no where but

[Anonymous No.10048972]

>>10048948
we need to drive off all s o y boys from the thread

#NERDBASH

[Anonymous No.10049007]

>>10048945
crypto kiddies dont think about and watch the corporate fixed income market dipshit.

>>10048932
yea for the record i think this upcoming vol spike is going to be of THAT variety (the non-cataclysmic kind), but i still advise having more cash than usual.

>>10048948
lol thats literally not how it works in times of sustained high volatility. we go sideways with lots of dips, or theres a real panic. i think were headed for a market much like the one in march again

[Anonymous No.10049018]

>>10049007
also the way commodities and oil is acting with a rising dollar is getting me

[Anonymous No.10049028]

>>10049007
i dont understand what you say when you post.

Is corporate fixed income the debt they take on?

[Anonymous No.10049040]

>>10049007
and heres why i think tomorrow will be similr to monday (even if it doesnt START that way). junk bonds dumping has a delayed effect on our market when they run away like this

this one is from today
if pattern repeats its hi vol tomorrow or the next

[Anonymous No.10049043]

>>10049007
Sideways good
Buy the dow it bottom of the sideways range and banks too why not

[Anonymous No.10049052]

TSLA looks to hit production number (via cheating) lol, shorts are fucked. 24/7, no X/S production, using a fucking outdoor tent factory jerryrigged

imagine being short when TSLA pops on ELON MUSK's hype.. hahahhahah that must fucking suck big dicks to know how bullshit it is but that the market gonna CHOW DOWN.

[Anonymous No.10049053]

>>10049040
You have officially become Kneepads

[Anonymous No.10049075]

>>10049043
if it turns out its this kind of vol, im loading up on energy memes for the years as per >>10049018

>>10049053
anon i have one indicator on.
BB width.
the histogram overlay is just the VIX which i watch now all the time to see how much cash i should have.
but its really pretty basic, kneepads has like a gorillion indicators

[Anonymous No.10049077]

>>10049040
>>10049018
>>10049007

So. 10-04-90-07 in your last post. That is 10+4+90+7 = 121. 121 is about 4 months..

4 months before the crash.

>>10049053
this it's too complex to be worthwile. I can't understand so I call bullshit.

It doesn't follow CHAD investment strategy of all-in on growth stocks.

[Anonymous No.10049082]

>>10049018

oil has bigger issues right now than the dollar, actual s/d tightness

The reason it's testing 70s and not low 60s is because of the OPEC meeting, that big ass candle last friday switched it from bearish to bullish

It's summer anyway so driving/AC season should be supporting crude and natty

[Anonymous No.10049089]

The TSLA run is going to be ungodly tomorrow.

Inst money is spying on the factory and knows ###s

I'm pretty sure the pump today was literally based off watching the factory output.

[Anonymous No.10049092]

>>10049077
lol its so incredibly simple youve got to be fucking retarded. look in the corner to see what each color line is

>>10049082
so youre saying the way oil is moving along w dollar is not because of inflation like those other times, but more an issue of last crash fucking up the whole oil market?

[Anonymous No.10049095]

I put $1,000 into robin hood. after the 5 days will I be able to take that money out if I want too or is my instant deposit cash permanently stuck in my account until I either double my money and take 1,000 out or loose it all?

[Anonymous No.10049097]

>>10049053
Needs some penises drawn on those charts.

[Anonymous No.10049101]

>>10049075
Teh profit, did you remove your trip so that newbs buy your "options"
or whatever? Us veterans know you have only 5% success rate

[Anonymous No.10049106]

>>10049052
less than 100 cars have come out of that tent btw.

[Anonymous No.10049110]

>>10049092
I odn't know the symbols menaing

I don't wnana STUDY this shit. I just wanna make easy money off brainpower.

Fuck. I'm already spending too much time on it... for minimal gains since it just reinforces what I already know about the market. Really annoying.

Watching all these other strategies people use just drives me nuts.. fucking complicating something so simple.

[Anonymous No.10049113]

>>10049106
I don't know shit FUCK

I have like 10 data points on T

[Anonymous No.10049118]

>>10049106
Here is what I'll say

I don't kneed to KNOW anything about TSLA productions #s, facts, reasonings, research due dilegence.

I just look at it.

Brain spits out what will happen.

Invest make $$$

E Z

[Anonymous No.10049124]

>>10049092

>so youre saying the way oil is moving along w dollar is not because of inflation like those other times, but more an issue of last crash fucking up the whole oil market?

yeah, there's supply issues with Venezuela Algeria, Libya, the Iran sanction question, and a bunch of other places. Not only that, but distillates are actually alarmingly low. API forecasted a 9m barrel draw for tomorrow. The US is already pumping at its record and OPEC even decided to increase output (although not as much as was priced in from the move from 70 -> 64)

Oil is actually positioned for mid to high 70s barring any major unexpected events

[Anonymous No.10049138]

>LCI

[Anonymous No.10049139]

>>10049118
this is what it has to come to
Telling small specs to just "buy it", they wont listen, they should buy and forgert

[Anonymous No.10049146]

>>10048474
So this means the goal is no tarriffs long term right? but we already know this. The question is how far do we escalate before the ching chongs break.

[Anonymous No.10049150]

>>10049101
piss off m8 i never force anyone to buy my options
and i ALWAYS try to help retards from fucking themselves if they do something retarded w options because i dont like seeing people do that to themselves.

every single call ive made this week has been spot on (oil up, dollar pull back, high yields down, vol up), and the fact that ive been even moderately with playing long options almost exclusively should show that my success is far above 5%.

the trips on my old computer so just use the ones i got laying around like the mike tyson one lol

either way lets not resort to petty name calling and character attacks. i put this out there again because i think were all ignoring something huge and i wanna discuss it before it happens. same reason i EVER come on here and say ridiculous shit. this is the only place i have to talk bout this w folks that are interested

[Anonymous No.10049157]

15 minutes until the chinks save the markets with a whale pump

[Anonymous No.10049164]

>>10049139
JUST TURN YOUR FUCKING THINKING THING OFF INSIDE YUR SKULL AND BUY

BUY BUYB UBYB UBYB BUY!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WANT TO MAKE IT RIGHT? BUY TSLA AND HODL!!! HOLY FUCK ITS EASY

[Anonymous No.10049167]

>>10049150
You will be swallowed by the bull mother fucker

[Anonymous No.10049176]

>>10046802
/biz/ has taught me nothing if not to remain on constant guard for FUD and shills.
all the shitcoins i've seen shilled on this board.
all the hype and wild LARPs.
i came across the GS bit irl and surprised myself that my gut reaction was the same as surfing the /biz/ catalog amidst a pinkwojak raid.

GS just wants to buy up from weak-hand TSLA holders. GS is among the leading institutional TSLA stockholders--what interest would they have in publicizing a genuine SELL recommendation if not to subsequently buy it themselves for cheaper?

...and we're gonna beat our 5k target.
disappointing that he thinks GS's SELL is a signal that they're pessimistic. almost surely the opposite.
kinda almost wish we miss, just to keep the leading the TSLA shorters into the Weser

[Anonymous No.10049177]

>>10049150
this is like those 8 stages of grief things in real time. The bear getting slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.10049190]

>>10049176
The 5k target is a joke like LOL

>overtime the fuck out of it
>no options on the vehicles
>3k becomes 5k

wow TSLA triples in price, Elon WON

Elon got to send his own goal, reach it super late, and arbitrarily (not sustainable) all to literally SHIT IN THE MOUTHS of shorts

ITS GREAT

MAKE EASY MONEY OFF IT

[Anonymous No.10049213]

>>10049167
lol maybe, but im not short any of equities directly so it wouldnt matter. im doing this carefully, starting with corporate debt. if that goes swimmingly i will go long vol, and start buying up oil and energy meme dips

>>10049177
youre absolutely retarded if you think my portfolio is even going to be affected by what equities do. im trading commodities and bonds with leverage. same thing ive been doing for months. feel free to buy the dip. it wont be the last

[Anonymous No.10049222]

lets say for instance batteries are the slow part or w.e.

>stash 300 a week for 4 weeks
>overtime and push the fuck out of everything

What an amazing accomplishment, Elon just fed his shorts a shit-meal. top kek, and he will feel like a champion doing it because they are betting against something that improves humanity

[Anonymous No.10049232]

>>10044541
>free API access
What does API even mean with trading?

[Anonymous No.10049233]

>>10049213
commodities
bonds
leverage

top kek why I would invest in something incomprehensible?

I signed up for the EZ MONEY

[Anonymous No.10049238]

>>10049118
I know it was tough living as a recluse while only having people online and close family to talk to. It must have reinforced the superiority you felt after being declared gifted in elementary school. You need to be able to seriously reflect on your strategy before you throw away a lot of money on satisfying an emotional need. "I am smart so everything will work out" has not worked in your life so it most likely will not work for trading.

[Anonymous No.10049239]

>>10049213
u try to save the people
But im trying to save YOU

[Anonymous No.10049244]

>>10049238
:^)

[Anonymous No.10049250]

>>10049190
pretty much
...were people expecting an honest/sustainable 5k?
pretty excited to see how this plays out over the next two weeks.

[Anonymous No.10049266]

cant wait for that new thread Comfy

[Anonymous No.10049281]

>>10049233
i closed a 70% oil trade on an energy meme today (DNR). my HYG bond short is up 20% from monday. my USO calls are up around 20% as well from yesterday. the only gamble i have right now is on the silver bottom and the wheat bottom. if things start going to shit i buy UVXY calls to hedge whatever small exposure i have to equities shittin the bed

>>10049239
that remains to be seen my fren

[Anonymous No.10049330]

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/tesla-opens-model-3-invites-all-remaining-reservation-holders/?ftag=COS-05-10aaa0b&linkId=53547439

[Anonymous No.10049341]

Chinks pumping at open

Gold tanking because its commie garbage

[Anonymous No.10049348]

>>10049124
shit i missed this post.

looks like there will be no shortage of demand, and the supply is getting fucked up n struggling to keep up. exactly the type of commodity trade i like to take.

[Anonymous No.10049358]

tesla guy Its your turn to make the new thread

[Anonymous No.10049404]

>>10049388
>>10049388
>>10049388
>>10049388


thread up

>>10049388
>>10049388
>>10049388
>>10049388