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>we're looking for a team player

>> No.10041611

>>10041593
faggot. stop posting this thread every day.

>> No.10041633

>We're offering a Junior position that requires 25 years of experience, boomers need not apply.

>> No.10041640

>>10041593
Here we go again....again

>> No.10041661

>>10041611
stop putting the same cliches in every job description HR boomer

>> No.10042858

>>10041661
that chip you got there must weigh a ton. Is it that hard to get a job at Jamba Juice these days?

>> No.10042885
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>It is mostly a matter of wills. Whose will is going to break first? Ours or the enemy's?
-jeb

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>>10041593
>we realize you meet all the qualifications, and you have a somewhat impressive resume, but you're just not who were looking for at the moment

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>>10042885
2020

>> No.10043006

>Put literally everything related to my field in my resume
>Lie about work experience

>SORRY, WE CAN NOT INVITE YOU FOR AN INTERVIEW BECAUSE YOU DO NOT MEET THE REQUIREMENTS I

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>you're perfect for this position and we're ready to offer you a job if you'd like to accept.
>-thats exactly what i would be saying to you if chad hadnt already been given the job

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>>10042959
Couldn't take another one of these. Embracing NEETdom. Praying for the bull market

>> No.10043094

>>10041661
Stop falling so hard for the fucking memes and just get a job you got damned NEET reject

>> No.10043131
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>I'm sorry Anon, you are overqualified for the job

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>>10041593
>>10043083
>set sights high
>work really hard at uni, excellent grades
>apply for high paying jobs in my field
>study hard for the technical job interviews
>get questions mostly right in phone interview
>sorry, you didn't get the job
>wait another year, reapply to them all
>rejected again
>finally accept defeat
>apply for jobs that are far shitter than I'd ever imagined doing and not even related to my field
>get rejected from these too
Tldr I'm not even qualified to clean toilets. Meanwhile if I'd claimed to be transgender I'd be hired by now. And the icing on the cake
>not even eligible for welfare

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>We’re looking for a highly motivated individual who can Multitask in a fast paced diverse workplace.

>> No.10043200

>>10043170
no you need to literally just be confident and be personable in interviews to succeed, emphasise your achievements
nothing changed in my life but my tone and bearing over the phone and i had interviews and opportunities coming out of my ears + broke into a field i have no official qualifications for

>> No.10043238

Only pays for hours from 9 to 5
>were looking for someone who doesn't have 9 to 5 mentality

>> No.10043285

>>10043238
Salary work with no overtime
>we're looking for someone who's flexible

>> No.10043495

>>10042959
I had this happen to me. So fucking annoying.

>> No.10044210
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>what is the minimum amount of pay you are willing to work for?

>> No.10044259

>>10044210
That has literally never been a question. Why do NEETs try to pretend they're functioning members of society?

>> No.10044296

>>10044259
We're all larpies here.
NEETs larping as wagies, wagies larping as middle class, etc.

>> No.10044307

>>10044259
I was literally asked this yesterday for a manufacturing engineer position.

>> No.10044337

>>10044307
No you weren't

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>>10044337
Yes I was.

>> No.10044433

>>10044402
>what is your desired minimum
Is not that same as
>what is the minimum amount of pay you are willing to work for
Do you not understand that in the big boy world you need to fight for yourself and your salary? Do you think a passive little bitchboy like yourself is going to get paid the same as someone going in to that interview knowing what they're worth?

It's like I can see the victim complex seething in to the rest of your life.

>> No.10044458

>>10044259
>>10044307
It's true. When I applied for a job at a local cinema they asked me how much I expected to earn an hour.

>> No.10044465

>>10044458
And like I said >>10044433 how much you are expecting is not the same as them specifically asking how low you will go.

>> No.10044466

>>10044433
Those are literally the same question. Jesus, you're an insufferable faggot. Utterly BTFO.

>> No.10044486

>>10044466
They're not the same question you genz retard

>> No.10044494

>>10041611
Sorry, but we're looking for someone who can handle repetition.

>> No.10044509

>>10044465
>>10044486
Are you blind? It asked for a minimum.

>> No.10044551

>>10043188
I literally told the HR cunt who interviewed me that mutlitasking isnt real. I didnt really care about that job desu, was interviewing for sport at that point.

>> No.10044558

>>10044509
>What is your desired minimum
Do you value yourself at minimum wage? Do you value yourself over the median income for that job? What do you see as your value?
Holy shit you know you're going to have to argue if you want decent salary increases, right?
No-life-experience college genz babbies are the worst, most entitled people I've encountered

>> No.10044580

>>10044433
>moves goal posts after being btfo

>> No.10044591

>>10044259
>>10044337
>>10044433
>>10044465
>>10044486
>>10044558
Looks like we caught ourselves an HR roastie.

>> No.10044593

>>10044509
Better hope you can live off the neet bucks with how bad your autism it

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>>10044591
>>10044580
It's been fun kiddos, enjoy your victim complexes

>> No.10044666

>>10044433
insane HR boomer roast detected
nice digits tho

>> No.10044667

>>10044619
Sure thing gramps. Keep being right about everything, even on an anonymous kitten scrapbooking club forum where its impossible to lose face.

>> No.10044685

>>10044667
Keep being unemployed not for lack of trying, loser
>>10044666
Chekd, you're retarded, but chekd

>> No.10044714

Why are you guys such fags?

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> I wanted to get back to you and let you know we've decided to move forward with some other candidates. I'm sorry we won't be going further at this time, but I wanted to thank you for taking the time to talk with myself, boomer, and zoomer. I encourage you to continue learning and working on side projects, and feel free to reapply in the future if you're still interested.

>> No.10044728

>>10043200
what field?

>> No.10044729

>>10044685
I'm literally a 30/yo boomer and fighting back job offers rn. My biggest problem is deciding which job I want to take.

>> No.10044741

>>10044729
Sure thing bubbs

>> No.10044766

>>10044685
the point is I don't care about your shitty HR mindgames. I'm an autist programmer, give me a job and I'll build stuff. test actual job skills instead of wasting everyone's time with retarded "what would you do if you were a butterfly" type questions. literally everything wrong with the job market

>> No.10044786

>>10044741
It's like you're just asking to get BTFO'ed again.

>> No.10044799

>>10044766
Then why haven't you started your own company? Do you even have a business license?
>>10044786
(you)

>> No.10044830

>>10044799
Kys faggot

>> No.10044956

When I get a stack of resumes I immediately throw half of them in the trash. I don’t want unlucky people working for me.

>> No.10045050

>>10044799
Because starting a company is free right, and everyone has time and the knowledge to do all the technical work + all the paperwork and accounting on the side.

>> No.10045070

>>10045050
Small businesses make up a majority of the employers in the US, don't you think they all faced the same issues? There are guides upon guides upon guides, and acquiring a business license is as easy as filling out a form and paying a fee depending on what state you're in. Seems to be a good alternative if someone is too spergy to handle a hiring process

All these genz excuses