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[Anonymous No.10033285]

When did this 30yo boomer meme started? I'm turning 30 next month, I have been into 4chan since 2007 and I have never felt so humiliated, pls stop

[Anonymous No.10033318]

Are you balding?

[Anonymous No.10033334]

Haha get fukt old man this is a young man's world

[Anonymous No.10033341]

>>10033318
>balding is a bad thing

low T spotted.

[Anonymous No.10033352]

How you doing Bubs?

[Anonymous No.10033353]

>>10033285
the first time i saw it was a week after my 30th bday

[Anonymous No.10033361]

>>10033318
am 28 and balding so hard

but I don't give a shit because the world is too awesome to worry about some hairs

Buy ICX!!

[Anonymous No.10033410]

>>10033285
Newfags fuck off if you're not 30 you are a pleb small dicked non man

I'm going to sip my scotch, mow my lawn, provide for my family while you faggots eat tide pods

[Anonymous No.10033420]

>>10033341

[Anonymous No.10033489]

>>10033361

Wish i had your attitude.

t. almost 33 years old boomer and balding since 28

[Anonymous No.10033507]

>>10033285
29 here
The JUST never ends

[Anonymous No.10033527]

>>10033318

thank god no

[Anonymous No.10033545]

>>10033410
>I'm going to sip my scotch, mow my lawn, provide for my family
Literally the most boomer thing I've seen on this website, get in your slippers and get the fuck out you old cunt before you shit yourself

[Anonymous No.10033555]

>>10033334
You're going to be 30 too at some point

I'm about to turn 30 in 5 years

[Anonymous No.10033568]

>>10033285
BUBS
U
B
S

[Anonymous No.10033593]

>>10033555
not if i find the secret to immortality

[Anonymous No.10033612]

>>10033285

[Anonymous No.10033620]

>>10033285
i think the meme started on /fit/ because of all the old farts that started lifting in their 30th
they like to give shitty advices on rely on supplements that are just a waste of money

[Anonymous No.10033643]

>>10033593
Even if you are immortal that doesn't mean you won't get older

This is why there's so many songs about staying young forever or finding the secret to the fountain of youth or why older people want to look younger.

Because it's inevitable

[Anonymous No.10033659]

>>10033334
>He thinks this is a young man's World because he got shitcoins in his wallet with a total value of 1 btc
>He's living in his meme world, and he forgets Mr Rotchild, an old "young Man", he is dumping on him everyday
>Anyway , his BTC will worth 1 million in 10 years, when he will be... 30 yo

His btc will never worth 1 million.

Future 30yo boomer detected

[Anonymous No.10033669]

>>10033285
30yo here, i boomerpost all the time. If you get triggered by it you're probably a faithful reflection of the meme itself, just have fun

[Anonymous No.10033676]

>>10033285
Most are turning 40
We don’t count age
It’s what we do
Who we are
We pass each other on the streets all day long.
No one will love you like 4chan, you are always welcomed back.

[Anonymous No.10033756]

>>10033285
>I'm turning 30 next month
I hope you've done the right thing and avoided touching women. Can't become a wizard if you surrender to the disgusting flesh of your "fellow" humans. The path to necromancerhood is walked alone.

[Anonymous No.10033765]

>>10033285
I am 26 and it hurts me.

[Anonymous No.10033795]

>>10033285
The only course of action is to embrace it. Chug some Monsters and get with it my dude

t. 30 yr old boomer

[Anonymous No.10033829]

>>10033489
Didn't know Dr. House got JUST'd that hard.

[Anonymous No.10033831]

>>10033765
>t 26 yar old boamer

[Anonymous No.10033869]

>>10033285
haha enjoy ur life bubs

[Anonymous No.10033878]

>>10033829
>>10033489
Nevermind. The Trump curse strikes again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiYkRH7mfv8

[Anonymous No.10033966]

2 weeks away from the boomer meme but I share my birthday with the greatest country on earth. Can’t wait to shoot some guns and skull fuck some towel heads while I eat a 1/4 lb cheeseburger drunk off budwiser shootin fireworks in a pajeets ass yelling slurs at the gays.

[Anonymous No.10033971]

I'm 28 and my dad was a norwood 5 by my age but I started taking finasteride two years ago and I'm still about a type II still since then and it hasn't progressed. Dick still gets hard the same and everything. Health wise I'm fine, feel the same as I did 10 years go. Was 200lbs at 5'7'' proud manlet in college but went fit now I'm 160lbs and good body fat %. Back when I was 15 a fractured some vertebrae in my back doctor said I would be fucked up in my 30s with mad back pain. So far my back is 100% fine. Been doing have squats too and back and knees feel good.

I've already achieved my career goals so I'm having a sort of life crisis because I don't see the point anymore and know the next 30 years are just going to fly by and I'll be dead anyway. I've already decided I'm not going to have kids because I'll feel the same way after they're grown up and left the house, it would have been a pointless waste of time and money. FUck I need crypto to give me just one more 10x and I can retire.

[Anonymous No.10033998]

Also turning 30 soon and questioning all my life decisions. This meme arrived just in time to hurt me most.

[Anonymous No.10034004]

Fuck all you boomer faggots.

>T. 7 year old chad

[Anonymous No.10034035]

>>10033318
32 yr old balding boomer here
My life is over
All downhill from 30
My back, legs and feet hurt
>>10033489
I started balding at 16 kys my man

[Anonymous No.10034052]

>>10033285
it's alright, bub. this'll make you feel like a kid again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg

[Anonymous No.10034114]

Old man, why are you still on 4chan? Are you capable of feeling shame? Even 22yos should feel a string of humiliation every time they come here

[Anonymous No.10034143]

>>10033489
>tfw 34 year old boomer not going bald but getting grey hair from all the stress

[Anonymous No.10034171]

>>10033341
Kek keep coping you melon headed faggot.

[Anonymous No.10034261]

tfw with 27 years old and ppl think i have 20

[Anonymous No.10034280]

>>10034261
What's your first language?

[Anonymous No.10034822]

>>10033285
You're an oldfag, embrace it.

[Anonymous No.10034850]

if you dont even have 50k to your name by 20 you should kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10034867]

>>10033545
you'll understand when you're older, kiddo

[Anonymous No.10034870]

>>10033285
It was started by Americans because something in their water ages them terribly faster or some people just have bad genetics or something

[Anonymous No.10034909]

>>10033545
eat tide pods like based boomer poster said

[Anonymous No.10034920]

>>10034867
>>10034870
>>10033285
32 yr old boomer from US posting pic in a min ROAST PLZ

[Anonymous No.10034953]

>>10033285
>>10034920

[Anonymous No.10034968]

Short poor dicklet shitskin neet boomer with no roastie gf. Does it get any worse? Also LINK hodler.

[Anonymous No.10034986]

>>10033285
Gen Xer here.
We are few. But we were the last of the cold war brainwashing.

>Do you remember doing atomic bomb drills in school?

[Anonymous No.10034993]

32 year old boomer here still have a full head of hair and look 25 damn it feels good to have awesome genetics. all you baldfags should spend some of your crypto gains on a hair transplant.

[Anonymous No.10035006]

>>10034968
Do you still live with your parents?

[Anonymous No.10035011]

>>10034993
Nice man, I hit 38 and same. Full hair, no greys (my beard stubble is salt and pepper though).

My boners aren't as good as they used to be, though. :(

[Anonymous No.10035067]

>>10035011
How? Im 36 and my dick is as hard as ever.

[Anonymous No.10035079]

>>10033341
boomer cope

[Anonymous No.10035149]

>>10035067
I spend my late 20s and early 30s banging my way across america. I'm dead inside.

[Anonymous No.10035794]

>>10034953
roast me fuck you

[Anonymous No.10035837]

>>10033410
This

[Anonymous No.10035854]

>>10034953
Not very roastable. Looking like a boomer chad.

[Anonymous No.10036277]

30 year old boomer here, not loosing any hair or turning grey but I was blonde and now have light brownish hair, just kill me.

[Anonymous No.10036341]

30yo here, losing a little hairline but no patches missing.
No job, living comfortably week by week on benefits and loopholes and doing fuck all while I wait for investments and cryptos to boom (from money earned when working previously)
Moving interstate in 3 weeks where I'll save even more money and have better access to jobs I want to pick and choose.

[Anonymous No.10036421]

>>10034035
Damn, same here anon. My back is done! Office job and heavy lifting with poor form fucked me over

[Anonymous No.10036445]

Embrace it mate.

[Anonymous No.10036453]

I'll be 30 next year, but I'm actually looking forward to the next 10+ years. I've got a good career with money piling in the bank and a better grasp on dealing with women. The biggest negative is gonna be pressure from my parents to get married and have children.

[Anonymous No.10036474]

>>10033593
>Find the secret to immortality
>But WAIT there's a catch
>Have to live as a decrepit 100 year old black man FOREVER, and your intelligence takes a major hit - like someone shot you in the brain bad

[Anonymous No.10036479]

>>10036453
30s are awesome anon. It's like your 20s but with more money and pussy.

But ya, your body goes. Your knees will start hurting, your back will start hurting.

Life comes at you fast.

[Anonymous No.10036485]

>>10036277
This fucking happened to me, too. Everyone thinks I have brown hair. I guess I do now, it's fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.10036489]

>>10034953
Needs less hair on top and a monster

[Anonymous No.10036508]

33 year old boomer checking in, fuck niggers.

[Anonymous No.10036522]

>>10033318
29 yo Boomer reporting in. Starting to get some decent gray hair. Hair is thinning but uniformly.

[Anonymous No.10036523]

>>10036508
34 year old boomer checking in
My nigga
Fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.10036557]

>>10033285
Being a boomer ain’t all that bad. At least you get young pussy when you are out on the town.

[Anonymous No.10036588]

>>10033285
great now theyre going to post it even more. this meme could have died

[Anonymous No.10036604]

>>10033555
thats the thing about hating on older people. eventually you wake up one day and your 30 and younger kids are making fun of you and it hurts because your not even really old just middle aged.

[Anonymous No.10036619]

>>10036557
Being a boomer would be pretty great actually. you would be rich and could drive around making fun of poor millenials and gen z's all day.

[Anonymous No.10036633]

>>10033795
Chugging monsters is probably what made these 30 year olds into foggy unhealthy boomers with back problems in the first place. I'm 32 and just had a 100m race with four 16 year olds, beating them all handily. Never had an energy drink in my life.

[Anonymous No.10036665]

I'm 23 and can not imagine still browsing this site at 30.

Not making funny of you guys 30+ I just honestly wonder how many of you guys are functioning members of society.

[Anonymous No.10036674]

>>10036665

im 40 you faggot, you're here forever.

[Anonymous No.10036675]

>>10033361
>the world is too awesome to worry about some hairs
As a fellow 28 year old boomer, you are like 10 boomer levels beyond normal

[Anonymous No.10036707]

>>10036665
What exactly do you think will change by 30 that will mean you won't want to post here (as in, express yourself anonymously and freely)? Do you imagine you will be too busy sitting by the fireside with your wife and kids in your free time or what?

[Anonymous No.10036742]

>>10036707
this, I'm 23 aswell and I'll probably never leave.

[Anonymous No.10036762]

>>10036674
This is the scariest shit for me but it sounds inevitable. /boom/ when?

[Anonymous No.10036764]

>>10036633

It'll happen eventually. I never want to become one of the boomers where 75% of my conversations revolve around health problems but it seems inevitable.

[Anonymous No.10036777]

>>10034953
Your facial hair sucks.

[Anonymous No.10036785]

>>10033966
most boomer thing I've read yet

cheers amigo

[Anonymous No.10036820]

>>10036665
LMAO you're delusional. After 23-24 you pretty much stop aging mentally and it's all about your body starting to degrade. If you are here right now you will be here later. What this >>10036707 boomer said basically.

[Anonymous No.10036827]

>>10033410
Low t millenials fapping 2 traps state of biz

[Anonymous No.10036836]

Am I just completely dysfunctional? I’m 33, gainfully employed, wife is too, my wife and I both have masters degrees, we own a home, I drive a new 2018 Range Rover sport, I have all my hair for now, a 7 inch dick that stays diamonds... I enjoy coming here and looking at memes. Is this what you neckbeards fear? Oh and I only have $2k in crypto. You guys are awesome entertainment!

[Anonymous No.10037100]

I'm about to turn 30 just over five years ago.

[Anonymous No.10037150]

>>10036836
lmfao how much do you pay a month on your range rover you boomer. never pay over 6k for a car

[Anonymous No.10037169]

A group of kids that were told they were the best in the world just if they put in the effort come to the painful realisation that waiting has caused age to fuck them square in the armpit.

[Anonymous No.10037291]

>>10037150
Lease is around $1200 a month

[Anonymous No.10037732]

>>10033285
Baby Boomers are a demographic cohort born between 1942 to 1964 as a result of the post-World War II baby boom. Baby boomers are associated with a rejection or redefinition of traditional values. In North America, boomers are widely associated with privilege, as many grew up in a time of widespread government subsidies in post-war housing and education, and increasing affluence. As a group, baby boomers were the wealthiest, most active, and most physically fit generation up to the era in which they arrived, and were amongst the first to grow up genuinely expecting the world to improve with time. They were also the generation that received peak levels of income; they could therefore reap the benefits of abundant levels of food, apparel, retirement programs, and sometimes even "midlife crisis" products. The increased consumerism for this generation has been regularly criticized as excessive. One feature of the boomers was that they have tended to think of themselves as a special generation, very different from those that had come before or that has come afterward. In the 1960s, as the relatively large numbers of young people became teenagers and young adults, they, and those around them, created a very specific rhetoric around their cohort, and the changes they were bringing about. This rhetoric had an important impact in the self perceptions of the boomers, as well as their tendency to define the world in terms of generations, which was a relatively new phenomenon. The baby boom has been described variously as a "shockwave" and as "the pig in the python". A survey found that nearly a third of baby boomer multimillionaires polled in the United States would prefer to pass on their inheritance to charities rather than pass it down to their children. Fifty-seven percent of these boomers believed it was important for each generation to earn their own money; fifty four percent believed it was more important to invest in their children while they were growing up.

[Anonymous No.10037743]

>>10037732
>t. boomer

[Anonymous No.10037794]

>>10033971

[Anonymous No.10037825]

>>10033971
retiring will change nothing. sort yourself out, my nigger.

[Anonymous No.10038183]

>>10033669
This.


t. 35 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.10038216]

>>10036836
C O P E
O
P
E

[Anonymous No.10038238]

30 year old boomer here, the only thing I cant stand is these gray hairs on the side of my head. My hair is not thin PRAISE DA LORD IN DA POOPOO

[Anonymous No.10038241]

>>10033410
based, boomer life is god-tier and i'd kms if i had to go back to 20s

[Anonymous No.10038256]

>>10036836

[Anonymous No.10038263]

Monsters are like 2 bucks a can
I can't afford that shit

[Anonymous No.10038264]

Just turned 28.

Been on 4chan since 2007 when I was still in school. Since then been married and divorced and many other things but still come back here. Full head of hair.

You youngins will realise that once you are here, you are here forever.

[Anonymous No.10038268]

>>10038263
your body says thank you.

[Anonymous No.10038282]

>>10038264
This. I'm 28 too, married, thinking about having a kid by the end of this year after I get a promotion and her mother moves closer and can help taking care of the baby. Boomer life is sweet if you're not retarded. On the other hand, back when I was younger I could pass out on the floor or couches and now I can't sleep properly unless I have a good mattress, lol.

[Anonymous No.10038298]

>>10038282

Yeah I have a nice grill of 2.5 years now, much better than the previous roastie. Will probably end up having kids with her.

The chans were much more brutal back in the early days. Fucking CP spammers everywhere, memes were much different. Pepe was still a shitty comic. VTECH JUST KICKED IN YO

[Anonymous No.10039315]

Gen Z and Millennials are fucking retarded.
Go back to McDonald, you won't be able to buy an apartment or house with these prices anyway. Better start saving 50 years for that down payment.

Calling 30 year olds BOOMERs is just an indication of how fucking stupid the young people have become.

It's like the word racist is being used to define anyone and everything.
Words use their power when they are abused. Fucking kids these days.

[Anonymous No.10039336]

>>10039315
b-but it's just a meme... s-stop being so serious!!!

[Anonymous No.10039684]

>>10039315
I hear your percocet calling, time for your fucking fix Grandpa X, hope you didn't suck too many dicks to get it

[Anonymous No.10039914]

>>10036633
28 year old boomer here, fuck out of here goofy
Never had an energy drink in your life? Yea you may be healthy, but you have a bitch made mind set. A clean... by the book rule following faggot mindset. This is the mindset that the used up passed around roastie comes to when shes done being a whore and wants to be provided for by a beta cuck. (you)
I look like i'm 20, and i've been doing drugs for half my life. No health problems... teeth are nice, skin is soft and clean. Memory is a little off but....at least i'm not a purist fag

[Anonymous No.10039941]

>>10033756

yes, I'm turning into a freaking wizard on top of that.

[Anonymous No.10040461]

>>10033971
Hit me up senpai. I'm down to party.

[Anonymous No.10040511]

>>10033285
its obviously a bunch of either kike bullshit, or the fucking government, or some dipshit fucking organization of some sort conducting research or social experimentation like the fucking Jewish kike ass faggots they are.

[Anonymous No.10040552]

>>10033285
>When did this 30yo boomer meme started?
During the Q faggotry shills started calling everyone boomer who looked into anything.

[Anonymous No.10040562]

>>10033285
>tfw 30 and no crypto

[Anonymous No.10040618]

>>10033285
The only thing less funny than the boomer meme are 14 year olds larping as 40 year olds pretending to be offended by it.

[Anonymous No.10040725]

>>10034953
Scuffed balding Jonny depp
Ur not bad kid

[Anonymous No.10040754]

>being embarrassed about turning 30 rather being on 4chan for 11 fucking years
get your priorities straight. 30 is the new 20

[Anonymous No.10041573]

It's hard to believe how easy you guys are too brainwash. I don't even think niggers would be this easy. Literally just post pictures and say the same thing over and over. There has to be a way to exploit this.

[Anonymous No.10041587]

>>10033285
the cope of the boomer

[Anonymous No.10041598]

>>10041573
that's how 5 guys pushed their link bags onto the rest