[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 168 KB, 640x480, pepebitcoin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10024877 No.10024877 [Reply] [Original]

I have literally no idea what I'm doing. I know half of the replies that I'll get are gonna be memes trying to point me in the wrong direction, but I have faith in you /biz/. Show me the way!

>> No.10024882

Join coinbase and buy 1 or 2 bitcoin cash. Hodl for 5 years and thank me later

>> No.10024898

coinbase
ethereum
(NOT ethereum classic, only ethereum)

>> No.10024915

>>10024877
do the opposite of biz
do the opposite of what you feel

do those 2 things and you will make it to lambo land

>> No.10024918

>>10024877
register at uphold, buy XRP, hodl for 2 years thank me later

>> No.10024921

>>10024877
Go to coinbase and buy ethereum. If you want alts sign up for an exchange that sells an alt you want to get and send your ETH there. You can see what exchanges sell your alt by looking it up on coinmarketcap.com and clicking markets.

>> No.10024929

>>10024877
Coinbase = conbase, insider trading, boycott

>> No.10024932

>>10024877
buy eth on coinbase
send it to binance
buy neo/ada/omg/zil with the eth

>> No.10024941

>>10024882
OP here, I fear that BTC will plateau in value within those 5 years, given it's decline in worth in recent months

>> No.10024942
File: 26 KB, 320x251, 1529820301180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10024942

>>10024877

>> No.10024947

reg on coinbase -> purchase bitcoin cash -> reg on binance -> exchange bch to nano -> hold for > 2 years

>> No.10024953

>>10024877
Buy eth on coinbase. Wait.
Do not, under any circumstance, buy chainlink, req, skycoin or verge.

>> No.10024983
File: 30 KB, 500x500, oh_my!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10024983

all of these noobs recommending conbase, fuck sake

>> No.10024985

>>10024877
just buy ethereum

>> No.10024995

>>10024877
Buy dogecoin whenever it is under 20 sats. Sell whenever it is above 100 sats. Repeat until you've made it.

>> No.10025019

>>10024877
Buy any random coins
Shill them relentlessly
Dump after the price rising high enough

>> No.10025083
File: 644 KB, 1078x1314, Screenshot_2018-06-25-13-42-47-261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10025083

1. Make an eth wallet at myetherwallet
2. Make twitter accounts and change the name /profile pic to that of popular crypto personalities
3. Tweet whenever they tweet
4???
5 rich
(See pic)

>> No.10025256

>>10024898
This

>> No.10025366

>>10025083
6) end up in jail soon

>> No.10025492

>>10024877
Put 50% in LINK and 50% in Ethereum
Forget about your investment for a year or two
Congrats you made it

>> No.10025702

>>10025492
LINK haha, nice try, OP don't ever touch link there are so many bag holders it's ridiculous, the project is dead

>> No.10025731

>>10024983
yeah as a newcomer to the space he should just go on localbitcoinand meet with a random dude in a mcdonalds to do an exchange with software he doesn't understand
are you mentally challenged?

>> No.10025750

>>10024915
Typical /biz/, fully underrated post, no-one will listen to this and they will keep getting Pajeeted. Hope you make it anon

>> No.10026041

>>10025731
I recommended uphold
in my opinion much better choice

fuck conbase

>> No.10026085

>>10024941
BTC is not BCH

>> No.10026094

>>10025492
dude dont be a dick, OP's just trying to learn. the link meme stopped being funny ages ago

>> No.10027194

Sign up for Coinbase, and log into Coinbase Pro

Set a limit buy order for $898 BTC. Come back in 3-4 years and sell at 42k