/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10000877]

I wake up and we're still above $6000? Bears are getting humiliated. Must be so embarrassing, I honestly feel bad for them. I don't know how many times we have to bounce off 6K before they get it through their thick skulls that it's the bottom.

[Anonymous No.10000899]

>>10000877
Uh huh. So great reading your stuff man. I've been a fan for years.

[Anonymous No.10000953]

>>10000899
>reading
witch century is this ?

[Anonymous No.10001027]

>>10000899
According to him
The elite are all reptilian shapeshifters who worship Saturn, and slip it inside every financial, cultural data
Saturn = a portal to another reality
Satan = Saturn
Saturn's rings send a brainwashing signal to humanity
The moon is a giant satellite that magnifies the brainwashing frequency

[Anonymous No.10001043]

>>10000953
Some of us were born in the 20th century little brayden.

[Anonymous No.10001051]

For me the big issue isn't longterm though, my dreamgirl streams on Twitch and she's not a donation whore by any means, but sometimes she misses streams to take extra shifts at her job and sometimes jokes "anyone out there feel like paying my rent for the next few months?" She only has 30-50 viewers and those comments are meant completely in jest, but it's always been my dream to be able to say "sure!" and she gets the donation notification and reads "agreeablebit has just tipped 10 thousand dollars?!" "oh my god I wasn't being serious, oh please you didn't have to.." and just breaks down crying as I tell her don't worry about it, it's not a lot of money to me but I know how much this can help you, you should be doing this a career and if this helps you devote yourself full time it's money well spent.

And I don't become pushy or feel demanding of her time after that, but I do try to initiate some conversations over skype, and our sense of humor just clicks and she notices the guitar in the background and asks if I play and I brush it off, and she's all "oh please, serenade me!" and does the joking puppy dog eyes thing and I sigh all right, and pick it up and while I could play super advanced classical guitar concertos that would be trying to hard, and I instead do a silly laid back improvised classic disney medley with fun jazz elements, and she ends up singing along, and I adjust my playing to compliment her voice and own phrasing with the subtle subtext that I would be as responsive to her as a lover..... and we end up agreeing to meet and well...a gentleman never...

But that will never fucking happen if this fucking bear market never ends, what the fucking hell??!?!?!

[Anonymous No.10001071]

>>10000953
>witch century
that was the 15th century

[Anonymous No.10001134]

>>10001051
this is the faggiest fucking thing I have ever read
seriously kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10001189]

>>10001027
source?