/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56951295]

No Point Trading Until CPI Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.56951318]

>leverage

[Anonymous No.56951322]

All in MARA

[Anonymous No.56951329]

Did poem anon actually an hero while I was away or is everyone just memeing?

[Anonymous No.56951333]

>>56951322
MARA is $150+ EoY 2024. Almost guaranteed.

It did a 70x between late 2019-2022.

[Anonymous No.56951335]

>>56951318
>wheels are red

[Anonymous No.56951346]

>>56951329
Poem Anon is gone
Rocker refuses to update anymore
Add them to the list of countless other legends that have faded away from here

[Anonymous No.56951349]

only normies and women like taylor swif

[Anonymous No.56951350]

>>56951329
I choose to believe poem anon happy and someplace nice

[Anonymous No.56951351]

>December 31st I'm going all in on XXXX
>January 1st 2025 I'm taking 1/2 profits and keeping the rest in
>I'll do this until 2027

[Anonymous No.56951360]

>>56951346
>all white men
No so bad.

[Anonymous No.56951370]

>Soft landing

[Anonymous No.56951372]

>>56951351
XOM

[Anonymous No.56951375]

Short IBM AI stuff. It's a meme

[Anonymous No.56951376]

>>56951346
>Not recognizing beards

You don't need to be a SIGA customer or investor because, come on, it's pretty obvious she's in the alphabet crowd.

[Anonymous No.56951379]

>>56951375
Does Watson still suck ass at Jeopardy?

[Anonymous No.56951380]

>>56951295
>Me watching this market because I stopped buying on like Halloween

[Anonymous No.56951383]

>>56951346
This pic is kinda dumb because this is the average woman's freshman year of college. To expect the queen of stacies to have less than 100 cocks is hilarious to even think of.

[Anonymous No.56951388]

>>56951379
No idea, wasn't that a gimmick during COVID? It's never worked. None of them do. It's the latest racket and IBM already exited it, and the building of chips.

[Anonymous No.56951441]

>>56951388
2011 dude. Jesus how old are you?

[Anonymous No.56951457]

>>56951441
Almost 40 and been working for IBM for a while. AI is shit.

[Anonymous No.56951499]

Goodnight "hamchads"

[Anonymous No.56951503]

>futures
https://youtu.be/bpRRVS1ci40

[Anonymous No.56951539]

I love stocks

[Anonymous No.56951551]

how much %wise do you keep in the market vs cash? Following my inheritance I will have a little under 200k. I want to invest most of it (index finds, nothing aggressive) but I don't know how much to keep in reserve.

[Anonymous No.56951553]

what’s stopping me from debtmaxxing as much money as humanly possible and buying a high dividend stock or etf and just making free money forever?

[Anonymous No.56951564]

>>56951551
6months of expenses in a high yield savings account, the rest in the market

[Anonymous No.56951572]

also which index funds should I be buying?

[Anonymous No.56951610]

>>56951572
Just SPY is fine if you're fine with being boring
Maybe a minority percent in QQQ if you're up for it

[Anonymous No.56951636]

>>56951610
I'm very risk adverse because I work a wagie job that just barely covers my bills. I'm not getting any more large infusions of cash like this.

[Anonymous No.56951670]

>>56951551
I had to check as I have no strict rule on this. It's all feel and vibes. Right now my active trading account is about 40% of my available cash (this does not include my boomer retirement account that just gets dollar cost average in to SPY). I have a large chunk in savings that pays some small amount of interest but is mostly there if I need to dip in to it on short notice without complication.

[Anonymous No.56951674]

Lol IBM was caught firing people for hiring Whites and Asians.

[Anonymous No.56951685]

>>56951674
Are you serious? Thanks Jews.

[Anonymous No.56951698]

>>56951685
I wonder what it will do to my puts.

[Anonymous No.56951706]

Oracle disappointed. I guess SAP will too. This son of a whore dogshit company is carrying the DAX with Siemens. And ironically Siemens, despite good earnings, said they expect less growth the next year.

>>56951499
Yo.. wtf...

[Anonymous No.56951720]

XXXX Bros... check the futes.

[Anonymous No.56951743]

Bros the markets look and feel completely broken. The magnificent 7 dumped, yet the markets still closed high anyway.

>>56951499
That shit looks like diabetes is eating his legs

[Anonymous No.56951747]

>>56951553
Your debt - CC cash advances, personal loans, even margin loans generally - will cost more on a percentage basis than you'll earn from KO or SCHD or BTI or SBRA or whatever.

[Anonymous No.56951766]

>>56951747
The real trick would be to get a loan from a bank in eg Germany and then invest in the US.

[Anonymous No.56951770]

>>56951766
https://www.investopedia.com/carry-trade-definition-4682656

[Anonymous No.56951901]

>>56951572
Don't listen to anyone in this thread

[Anonymous No.56951916]

>>56951383
Yeah that means modern women are fucked. Look up the stats how damaged goods women become with every body they rack up. You would be a moron to marry such a woman.

[Anonymous No.56951956]

Plasmids

[Anonymous No.56951968]

I have never invested, consider myself retarded, and have no idea where to start. Any tips or advice? Literally anything, what platform to use, how to make decisions on what to purchase/sell, what caliber to kill myself with when I lose money?

[Anonymous No.56951979]

>>56951901
Agreed

[Anonymous No.56951985]

>>56951968
Don't bother.

[Anonymous No.56951989]

>>56951968
Contact vanguard and ask them for their "Balanced Index".
Put a little money in every month for the next 40 years and don't waste any time thinking.

[Anonymous No.56951990]

>>56951383
>>56951916
Passport bros just can’t stop winning

[Anonymous No.56951992]

>>56951968
Just get an etrade account and transfer money into it and get started. It ain't rocket science.

[Anonymous No.56952027]

>>56951968
buy low cost index funds like VTI or VOO. dont day trade, use your investment account like a savings account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdOtlpmH5U&pp=ygUXaW52ZXN0aW5nIGZvciBiZWdpbm5lcnM%3D

[putsRnotDaWae No.56952037]

It's time to load up on more weed stocks and BTC miners. Tickers, MSOS, MARA, CLSK. Anyone who isn't buying these right now will never make it. FUDies will try to mislead you into buying some worthless garbage instead of these easy 10x opportunities.

[Anonymous No.56952046]

>>56951572

VTI and VOO are safe, slow, steady growth.

QQQ has bigger ups and downs but still slow, steady growth if you're holding long term. QQQ historically outperforms and I would expect it to continue to do so.

[Anonymous No.56952073]

>>56951747

Is there anywhere you can get a loan at <5% interest?

[Anonymous No.56952078]

>>56951968
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[Anonymous No.56952079]

>Oil

[Anonymous No.56952080]

>>56952073
promo rates maybe or something like construction or furniture financing but not longterm

[Anonymous No.56952088]

I really don't get it...we can't sell for shit, our margin are decreasing and the share price follow the soxx index...Semi ain't some precious metal. If nobody buy phones, then operational costs kills the revenue...What are analysts smoking really

[Anonymous No.56952126]

>>56951720
The advent of XXXX is a top signal.

[Anonymous No.56952131]

they are LITERALLY spelling it out for you bobo...

[Anonymous No.56952140]

>>56952088
>aiaiaiaiaiiiiieeeeee-
its da future

[Anonymous No.56952145]

>>56949826
I agree, he should stay away from the Talmud

[Anonymous No.56952151]

I tried to make a tinder but I realized I have no pics of myself newer than 7 years old and they weren't very good anyway. How do I become more photogenic so people will take pictures of me?

[Anonymous No.56952154]

>>56951916
>modern western* women

[Anonymous No.56952162]

>>56951706
>SAP
Shouldn't exist in a sane world. Sqlite is the only database most businesses will ever need. But we live in a world with "consultants".

[Anonymous No.56952177]

>>56952131
The cut will also be a top signal. The market climbs a wall of imaginary rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.56952208]

Is EU actually gonna drop on open? probably not, lol

[Anonymous No.56952234]

Posting this now even though I'll probably get nuked later.

[Anonymous No.56952248]

>>56952234
>later
I meant in 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.56952258]

>>56952248
good times

[Anonymous No.56952262]

>>56952248

[Anonymous No.56952288]

>>56952258
https://twitter.com/sanglucci/status/1734230746393362623


>SangLucci™
>@sanglucci
>I blew out 7 figure account folks

>Is what it is

>Putting it out there so I can get rid of the energy and move on

>Short bias traders on large caps are all in the same boat

This guy lost allegedly lost 7 fig just now because of megacaps

I don't know man, if you have 7 figs to your disposal, there really is no need to use high leverage and when you do, only use 100-200k. With 100-200k you can easily trade on leverage
And the rest you put in bonds or an account for interest or use on isolated trades like options etc. He must have used +300k on leverage or so to do this.

[Anonymous No.56952295]

yeah with CDs at 5% or even bonds you need only 10 millions to live well in the middle class

[Anonymous No.56952301]

>google loses against epic
How much will alphabet dump today? Kek

[Anonymous No.56952320]

google will be the new IBM within 10 years

[Anonymous No.56952323]

>>56952295
>Needs 500k per year to live well.
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.56952326]

>>56952320
>International Business Machines
Business Business Business! Money money money Business

[Anonymous No.56952329]

everyone pays tuition to learn the stock market, but you decide how much

[Anonymous No.56952330]

pummmmmmmmmppppppppp

[Anonymous No.56952337]

>>56952323
Get 2% on TIPS, but pay taxes on 5%.

[Anonymous No.56952338]

>>56952323
before taxes

[Anonymous No.56952339]

Today starts the Great Heeming of 2024 (yes it starts early)
Goodluck out there anons

[Anonymous No.56952340]

>>56952177
We already priced in all of the negative economic things in 2022

[Anonymous No.56952341]

>>56952329
That's why I only put a quarter of my capital in right now, I'll put in another quarter when shit drops and I can buy everything up for cheap heh

[Anonymous No.56952347]

>>56952295
In case you were replying to me. The point I made with putting the money into bonds is as a hedge. If you bought bonds end of october, they would be making profit now. I yesterday sold some romanian bonds for profit. Made 140 Euros with 3k. It's not much, but I was playing a little with them and getting to know them.

Anyways, I'll probably lose some money in either 2 minutes, 32 minutes or 5 hours and 2 minutes.

[Anonymous No.56952352]

>>56952347
yeah I prefer bonds to hold then to maturity. For the speculation I prefer indices of stocks, over bonds.

[Anonymous No.56952369]

>>56952352
Sure, you could just buy and sell the same index. But you'll have to take a loss then. Bonds are a safer, more relaxed hedge though certainly less effective as 140Euros with 3k is nothing compared to what I could have made if I had used those 3k with high leverage to buy the same index.

I actually bought on 27th October the S&P with 350 Euros, 4 weeks later that shit would have been about 2,8k profit. 7 Euros per point. But guess what I didn't hold.

[Anonymous No.56952385]

>>56952352
although, as we've seen lately stocks can go up even when yields rise. So it worked only for 1-2 months like a hedge for me.

As you said, better indices.

[Anonymous No.56952459]

So what to think about this guy?
His last log was to long BABA, JD and to short the SOXX
Which all of three has proven to be completely wrong...How does he do it?

[Anonymous No.56952485]

STOP PUMPING YOU FUCKIN BURGERS

[Anonymous No.56952494]

>>56952459
you can be wrong a many times and if you have stop losses and discipline it won’t necessarily wreck you, but if you’re right just once at timing something like the great recession then you can make life changing money.

[Anonymous No.56952495]

>>56952459
He isn't that great of an investor and was wrong on all 3 fronts but hey he was mentioned in a Hollywood movies that retarded Bobos watched and found a bad investor to larp as.

[Anonymous No.56952497]

>>56952485
no we all went long now so it has to pump.

[Anonymous No.56952500]

ASMLbros.... We POOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.56952501]

What defense contractors have cheap stock prices, I wanna profit off this silly shit

[Anonymous No.56952504]

>>56952485
Never

[Anonymous No.56952507]

>>56952485
No

[Anonymous No.56952510]

DIE SWEDEN

[Anonymous No.56952515]

>>56952485
are all bobo's europoors?

[Anonymous No.56952524]

>>56952515
No, us eurochads are at new ATHs. It's probably britbongs

[Anonymous No.56952526]

>>56952515
When you saw how europe is currently, you'd be a bobo. The problem is that the large caps don't care about europe but are completely US sensitive AND owned by the US.

[Anonymous No.56952527]

SOXX is at 54 weeks high and almost all time high. wtf is this shit?

[Anonymous No.56952530]

>>56952515
I know the German bros are. I can read German and those guys are such self defeating cucks, it's not even funny how superior Switzerland is to Germany.

[Anonymous No.56952537]

>>56952524
I wish I was shorting FTSE. I thought about it, but since I lost some of my gains in July because of trying something else, I didn't wanna risk that again. I should have absolutely done that. Ironically I thought about shorting the FTSE also in July, but went for another thing. And this time I did again.

For the future I will not short EU large caps, except UK. If EU, only midcaps as MDAX etc.

[Anonymous No.56952544]

>>56952530
Lol, you browse /pol and read that infamous german who's importing refugees?

[Anonymous No.56952550]

Green candles all day today bros? I need to 4x some cash on my SPY calls

[Anonymous No.56952563]

Mogged by crypto monkeys again.

[Anonymous No.56952587]

rate my spread, /biz/

"andere/others" is alphabet and short-term stocks

[Anonymous No.56952596]

>>56952587
>spread
>no short positions

[Anonymous No.56952598]

>>56952596
>shorting in a bull market
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.56952599]

>>56952587
Needs more tech

[Anonymous No.56952609]

>>56952599
I agree anon

[Anonymous No.56952637]

LOWER

[Anonymous No.56952651]

two words


Powell Pivot

[Anonymous No.56952660]

made 150k during the corona recovery because i was all in leveraged s&p and TQQQ, i’ve changed that into VWCE (all world etf) ever since and am sitting on 200k now. Should I go with a leveraged S&P again for long-term? I’m 26.

[Anonymous No.56952681]

>>56952660
>made 150k
when will biztards learn that numbers like this are fully irrelevant unless you name your original investment. or you name percent instead

[Anonymous No.56952685]

>>56951318
deep itm tqqq leaps are better than owning the underlying. cheaper than buying the underlying, can roll them up taking profit, lower cap risk in case things go south. yes i own tqqq and soxl leaps

[Anonymous No.56952697]

>>56951351
i might do this too. too bad no options on xxxx

[Anonymous No.56952734]

>>56951318
>nobody learned from 2008

lets just tride it to the bitter end

[Anonymous No.56952740]

>meeting of opec
price goes down
>meeting of cop 28
price goes up

based global warming summits

[Anonymous No.56952752]

too much white trash in this general

[Anonymous No.56952767]

>started out with green
>Already in the red
REEE

[Anonymous No.56952825]

>>56951674
The economy is so fucking over If they start hiring based in merit again

[Anonymous No.56952828]

He was right.

[Anonymous No.56952846]

BABA bros we are so fuckin back.

[Anonymous No.56952851]

>>56952825
On /pol this is being posted. And yesterday Bosch also announced to cut 1500 jobs and other companies too etc. I don't know how these job numbers come out as they do.

[Anonymous No.56952859]

>>56952851
Can you just shut the fuck up and remove thus anti-semetic post?

[Anonymous No.56952869]

Back to eating cornmeal... Spent all my money on beer to cope with the loss of PoemAnon. His disappearance has had a profound effect on my health and finances. I miss him so much bros...

[Anonymous No.56952895]

This is the year, the final month...where we finally destroy Bobo

[Anonymous No.56952898]

>>56952752
Does this portfolio look like it belongs to “white trash”, Chaim?

[Anonymous No.56952917]

starting to look like blind exuberence from mumus soft landing is priced in but revenues are declining

[Anonymous No.56952926]

What stock should I buy tomorrow with $40

[Anonymous No.56952928]

>>56952926
6 shares of FNKO

[Anonymous No.56952930]

>>56952926
Kneepads Ticker: KNPDS

[Anonymous No.56952944]

>>56952510

[Anonymous No.56952949]

>>56952944

[Anonymous No.56952957]

>>56952949
but seriously, market crash soon. invest in canned sardines

[Anonymous No.56952986]

>there's still a GME thread

[Anonymous No.56953100]

what hour since market open is jeromahs speech??

im working so gonna have to phone check the indeciis

[Anonymous No.56953135]

>>56951346
Thank fuck
Maybe we can go back to being an anonymous message board finally

[Anonymous No.56953162]

>>56952917
if inflation is cooling like in yurop its gonna be hibernation time for bobos again.

[Anonymous No.56953176]

Selling to capture gains before FED stuff, will buy more Alibaba soon
Thinking of buying 50 or 100 morw stocks after Powell says stuff and I currently have 200

>>56952587
When are you selling those? They are all pricey now

[Anonymous No.56953183]

>>56953176
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.56953188]

>>56951499
Literally just needs a pedicure
But also dont show up without clipping your damn toes

[Anonymous No.56953198]

>Money cannot consistently be made by trading every day or every week during the year

what does daily gamblooors think about livermores words?

[Anonymous No.56953200]

>>56953183
>Selling before the biggest bullring of the year after us inflation drops to 2.5%
Kek ok brainlet

[Anonymous No.56953213]

>>56951295
PUMP LLAP

[Anonymous No.56953239]

>>56953200
I expect a big nothingburger

[Anonymous No.56953246]

>>56951499
Imagine the smell and a good old footjob.

[Anonymous No.56953249]

>>56953239
This. Its all priced in already. Same shit with the Nvidia earnings.

[Anonymous No.56953252]

>he tries tricking anons into buying a dying stock
>it pumps
:3

[Anonymous No.56953272]

>>56952986
theres some weird cope that on the 15th the moass will finally happen and the stock price will become greater than the entire stock market do to "manipulation"

[Anonymous No.56953282]

>>56953249
>Its all priced in already.
Nr.1 indicator of a brainlet talking

[Anonymous No.56953303]

New ath for dow incoming?

[Anonymous No.56953309]

>>56953303
not under my watch

[Anonymous No.56953327]

What the hell is up with SAVE

[Anonymous No.56953357]

>>56953162
inflation isn't really cooling. Inflation in 2022 was just extremely strong. Especially october-nov-december etc.

Look here,

September 2021 to october 2021 it went up from 5.4 to 6.2
September 2022 it was 7,7 and october 2022 it was 7,1

So october 2022 was almost only lower because october 2021 was so high vs september 2021

This is why October 2023 was such a massive drop from 3,7 (sep 2023) to 3,2

December 2021 and 2022 the same shit

Inflation end of 2022 appeared lowering but it actually was very strong as end of 2021 was increasing.

Numbers are all FUCKED. Powell will probably know this. 3,2 is actually pretty high considering the double y/y effect.

[Anonymous No.56953359]

PUMP LLAP

[Anonymous No.56953370]

>>56953357
If that "truflation" fag shows up again I swear to god I'm going to reach through my monitor and strangle him

[Anonymous No.56953383]

>>56953327
merger trial with Jetblue, decision from the judge that leans towards letting the merger continue forward is expected early next year, two weeks to buy up some easy gains.

[Anonymous No.56953384]

>>56953359
I'm convinced they are self fudding.

[Anonymous No.56953403]

IT"S UP

[Anonymous No.56953416]

>>56953384
What?

[Anonymous No.56953417]

>>56953403
>Forecast
Yawn

[Anonymous No.56953421]

>>56953370
It’s funny how low iq doomers like you will care about truflation if it overestimates inflation, but when it correctly points out low inflation you’ll say it’s a scam.

[Anonymous No.56953428]

>>56953421
i don't give a FUCK about your gay as shilled shit because of all the ((money)) behind that site

[Anonymous No.56953432]

>>56953403
>0.1% difference

[Anonymous No.56953461]

>>56953198
I mean it's obviously wrong because plenty of day and swing traders are consistently profitable. It would be more accurate to say it's very hard to do so.

[Anonymous No.56953474]

PUMP PUMP PUMP
LETS GO CPI

[Anonymous No.56953485]

>>56952495

[Anonymous No.56953509]

>>56953485
nasdaq did a +600% since the dotcom bubble

[Anonymous No.56953510]

>>56953198
Pre-computer trading.

[Anonymous No.56953526]

>Inflation down
Deflation incoming, we're gonna crash

>Inflation up
Rate hikes incoming, we're gonna crash

doesn't matter, we're dumping. narrative will shift

[Anonymous No.56953528]

>>56953509

[Anonymous No.56953543]

Isn’t Mr. Powell speaking today? Should I be loading up on spy calls?

[Anonymous No.56953556]

>futes

[Anonymous No.56953565]

>>56953543
tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56953571]

>CPI is low
>fed was rate we are on track for cuts
>CPI is high
>buy some bonds

[Anonymous No.56953591]

This is a brilliant BLACK WOMAN who knows her shit. (You) are a NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56953604]

>>56953591
I don't a single female investor that hasn't gotten bent over the table by the market.

[Anonymous No.56953607]

deflation today

[Anonymous No.56953608]

PUMP LLAP PLS

[Anonymous No.56953634]

>US joins
>everything instantly reslurped
Yeah, it's over.

[Anonymous No.56953641]

tech bros we are back

[Anonymous No.56953649]

>>56953641
we are going to blow away these tech haters forever

[Anonymous No.56953652]

Earlier this year I took a dumb risk to take out a $6,000 loan at 7% to fund my roth and it paid off. I'm not so confident about doing it next year with current interest rates being over 9% for personal loans

[Anonymous No.56953664]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56953668]

>>56953641
QQQ chads, we rise.

[Anonymous No.56953669]

>>56953664
>Bears get fed
>Bulls get fed
>Pigs get electroshocked

[Anonymous No.56953670]

>>56953652
should've just bought $TSLA

[Anonymous No.56953680]

Just fuck you, america.

[Anonymous No.56953683]

>>56953680
rekt and kekt

[Anonymous No.56953687]

>>56953649
we actually fucking did it. speculation is back and tech leads again.
AHEM
>FUCK small caps
>FUCK hedges
>FUCK you bobo

[Anonymous No.56953691]

>>56953608
>they are trying to find someone to buy them
new penny stock coming through

[Anonymous No.56953695]

>>56953680
Capitalize America next time you nigger

[Anonymous No.56953697]

>>56953680
We RUN THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.56953706]

>>56953695
No, fuck em.

[Anonymous No.56953709]

i feel like santa rallin today
if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.56953711]

>>56953697
Today I googled Hogan because of a youtube video. His father is italian, lol.

[Anonymous No.56953713]

>>56953670
I bought KO and sold covered calls until I they were assigned. Made good profit and parked them in a bond ladder for now. I made $1,000 payments towards my loan and only ended up paying about $200 in interest.

[Anonymous No.56953716]

>>56953691
It's already a penny stock

[Anonymous No.56953720]

TWO MINUTE WARNING

[Anonymous No.56953721]

I hate women.

[Anonymous No.56953722]

>>56953711
didn't know I could like the Hulkster more than I already did

[Anonymous No.56953724]

>>56953711
>father is european
cant get more american than that

[Anonymous No.56953736]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56953737]

No one ever went broke buying Cigna

[Anonymous No.56953738]

>>56953720
More like 62 minute warning.

[Anonymous No.56953740]

INFLATION UP

HAHAHAHAHA

HIGHER

FOR

LONGER

[Anonymous No.56953745]

CPI CAME IN FLAT
GET FUCKED
E
T

F
U
C
K
E
D

[Anonymous No.56953746]

>Swing and a miss.
well we are fucked

[Anonymous No.56953748]

WTF THE INFLATION NOWCASTING NIGGERS LIED TO ME

[Anonymous No.56953750]

>it's fucking nothing
amazing

[Anonymous No.56953754]

>+0,1

[Anonymous No.56953762]

>m/m +0.1%
>stonks go up

this market really is retarded and the day everything blows up can't come soon enough

[Anonymous No.56953764]

>inflation isn't going down
its almost like stopping the hikes was cope

[Anonymous No.56953767]

INFLATION HOT BY 100000000000%

[Anonymous No.56953771]

inflation up!!! WE PUMP!!!

[Anonymous No.56953772]

rent up
services up

LONGER FOR HIGHER

[Anonymous No.56953775]

>0.1% MOM F: 0%
AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56953785]

>no deflation
WE NEED TO HIKE RATES HIGHER AND LONGER AND HARDER

[Anonymous No.56953787]

pink wojaks on open let's go

[Anonymous No.56953789]

Well this year is shot.

[Anonymous No.56953790]

Pre-market doesn't care?

[Anonymous No.56953791]

DIE ECONOMY DIE

[Anonymous No.56953799]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56953800]

>>56953790
premarket is a meme

[Anonymous No.56953803]

>>56953790
refresh

[Anonymous No.56953804]

>>56953762
this. If we pumped yesterday reaching almost ATH for semis because we were "forward looking", then there's no reason to pump even more on increased CPI. Unless Powell comes out and flat out says he's cutting rate starting April, I don't see anything forward better than that

[Anonymous No.56953806]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Just look at electricity and utility gas, wtf.

Look at used cars and transportation LMAO

[Anonymous No.56953809]

This was the top

[Anonymous No.56953810]

>fed stops hikes
>inflation crabbing
we could have endured another 25 bps hike to keep this inflation going down

[Anonymous No.56953818]

>>56953806
So basically the only reason it was neutral was because of gas prices plummeting like they do every winter

[Anonymous No.56953821]

>>56953810

[Anonymous No.56953822]

>>56953806
Nobody is buying clothes, only used cars to live in cause homes are too expensive.

[Anonymous No.56953826]

>>56953806
Why yes I sold my used car for more than I bought it in 2021

[Anonymous No.56953832]

CPI MoM
(A) 0.1
(F) 0.0

Bonds yields go down

lol
lmao


Apparel bros,,,

[Anonymous No.56953833]

>>56953818
Seasonally adjusted CPI went from 307.6 to 307.9 but unadjusted CPI went down >>56953750

[Anonymous No.56953838]

>>56953818
they did last winter too
balance in all things
also priced in

[Anonymous No.56953840]

>>56953821
bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.56953846]

>>56953840
bearish gay bear penis pattern

[Anonymous No.56953848]

Tech Sisters, it was our time...

[Anonymous No.56953858]

so are we pumping ?

[Anonymous No.56953871]

>>56953806
>ForexLive
>@ForexLive
>·
>8m
>Shelter (+6.0% y/y) and motor vehicle insurance (+19.2%) are the only real sources of worrisome upward pressure in prices left.

>Your mind on +5% inflation

[Anonymous No.56953873]

>CPI up, natural gas dumps
>CPI flat, natural gas dumps
>CPI down, natural gas REALLY dumps
I sincerely hope bears ITT noticed this pattern and traded accordingly.

[Anonymous No.56953875]

>>56953858
dollars in free fall. stocks go up.

[Anonymous No.56953876]

>>56953745
Core @ 4% YoY. Energy holding headline down to 3.1.

[Anonymous No.56953878]

This market is fucking stupid. It feels like everyone wants to go risk on for christmas, but at the same time, you still have a red hot economy with no sign of slowing down, requiring for Jpow to adjust his language. You gotta have to pick a side. The market can stay retarded longer than your put.

[Anonymous No.56953894]

>>56953875
>not on my machine

[Anonymous No.56953898]

>>56953894
>more dollars per dollar

[Anonymous No.56953906]

reversal?

[Anonymous No.56953910]

>>56953894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.56953915]

SO THIS IS IT RIGHT BEAR BROS? THIS IS THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.56953920]

>>56953915
No it's going to bounce around for a few months. The big one is in 2024.

[Anonymous No.56953922]

OOOOOOOOOH MY SHORTERINOS

[Anonymous No.56953923]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56953929]

>Hasbro cutting another 900 jobs
>people aren't buying TOYS for their CHILDREN for CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous No.56953931]

>>56953915
we still need a few months, unless Powell pulls his dick before.

[Anonymous No.56953932]

there's really some fuckery happening in premarket today

[Anonymous No.56953934]

This is the big crash. I will become just as rich and famous as Michael J. Burry (pbuh).

[Anonymous No.56953942]

>>56953875
>stocks go up.
Why are my stocks in freefall then?

[Anonymous No.56953943]

>>56953929
The toys are cheap chinese plastic crap. I would not buy them for my children either (if I had any). I look forward to becoming a tradesman and also using those tools to make my own (actually good) toys for future children.

[Anonymous No.56953944]

Mornin Mumu

[Anonymous No.56953949]

Anyone has been seeing copper start getting mentioned? Seems like a good buy into next year

[Anonymous No.56953950]

>>56953943
single moms don't care

[Anonymous No.56953952]

>>56953934
>(pbuh)
I love these stupid little additions.

Do muslims say that when speaking of their prophet because he was their prophet, because he is dead or both?

[Anonymous No.56953953]

>>56953929
Spin off Wizards of the Coast already.

[Anonymous No.56953960]

[Anonymous No.56953967]

>>56953929
anecdotal I know. but our whole family and the majority of our friends have decided to scale Christmas back. it's not even a money thing, it's mostly that none of us need more plastic junk.

[Anonymous No.56953968]

>>56953929
Kids these days just play fortnight on ipads. They don't do toys like they used to.

[Anonymous No.56953972]

>>56953967
The earnings of PDD,aka TEMU has proven otherwise

[Anonymous No.56953976]

>>56953960
moje more

[Anonymous No.56953982]

honestly what the fuck will happen 2024

[Anonymous No.56953984]

>>56953968
Robux

[Anonymous No.56953992]

covid really threw a wrench into things, or maybe it was the zip

[Anonymous No.56953993]

>>56953984
Do you actually get to have sex with zoomers if you play that? I'm pretty good at Lua.

[Anonymous No.56954007]

>>56953967
>>56953968

Us too. I will only buystuff for the kids. Maybe an invitation to cinema and something digital (fortnite or whatever, since I'm playing fortnite with my nephew sometimes)

[Anonymous No.56954014]

NO NO NO PIVOTSISTERS

[Anonymous No.56954016]

>Oil
>equities
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.56954019]

>>56953982
>honestly what the fuck will happen 2024
The Divideded-And-Conquered States Of Weimarica crashes the entire global economical system by printing too much money.

[Anonymous No.56954032]

>>56953993
I wouldn't know, my 6 year old grandson gets like $50 in Robux 5 or 6 times a year.

[Anonymous No.56954041]

>>56954019
bullish!

[Anonymous No.56954049]

Another day. Of being off work. Gov's inauguration's today. So all state workers get a day off. Then in 8 more workdays Christmas/New Year's vacation starts. Ten days straight. The rub; birthdays round the bend. I'll be turning 41!. OMG!. Well least I'm in still decent health and I've got 31 out of 32 teeth still in my mouth so could be loads worse I guess.

[Anonymous No.56954060]

I DEMAND MY CHANNUKAH CRASH NOW

[Anonymous No.56954095]

Why 4channel don't allow posting images in "incognito" mode? I use librewolf and don't even into regular mode

[Anonymous No.56954107]

>>56951346
Is Kelce the guy holding flowers?

This meme is fucking hilarious. One of the best ever.

[Anonymous No.56954108]

morning smegmers
how's today looking? haven't opened my trading app yet

[Anonymous No.56954127]

Why do stocks trade lower in the morning? Is everyone depressed because they realized they're still alive a few hours ago?

[Anonymous No.56954129]

>>56954108
I always wait until 9:30.
What am I going to do otherwise? Jerk off to the 0.00001% 24/hr movement in the bond market?

[Anonymous No.56954133]

>>56954095
I don't know. But I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.56954137]

>>56953357

>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Wall St set for dull start after tame inflation data http://reut.rs/3RDndJf

After 2 years of 6,8% and 7,1%, 3,1% is fuckin dogshit considering higher rates and still more than 150% of the target.

Their completely changing the narrative and soon 2,5-3% will be "normal" inflation. I recently saw a tweet about something with 2,5% in regards to the Bank of Australia I think.

[Anonymous No.56954138]

>>56954127
I'd bet it's similar to what used to happen over weekends where people watch too much news after work and get bearish.

[Anonymous No.56954140]

>>56952898
Y-yes?

[Anonymous No.56954143]

It's over

[Anonymous No.56954144]

reminder that it's over for wagies

High inflation:
>let's not increase the salaries, otherwise it will make the inflation skyrocket
No/low inflation:
>there's no inflation so no need to increase salaries

[Anonymous No.56954154]

>>56954144
Employment in the US has low and diminishing value.

[Anonymous No.56954177]

>>56954137
and if you look at core, it's still fucking 4. Powel is not stupid and always mentions core instead of global. Energy is fucking the numbers a lot, and he knows it.

[Anonymous No.56954182]

>>56954137
I'd really like to know where CNBC got this 12 year number from. https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/12/12/why-the-fed-interest-rate-changes-take-so-long-to-affect-the-economy.html

[Anonymous No.56954190]

>>56954133
I don't know when this change occurred as I was on vacation for the past few weeks and haven't even seen anyone mention it. Plus my captchas fail often or take a very long time to load.

[Anonymous No.56954191]

I want them to keep raising interest rates wildly so that interest will be too expensive for the average person to buy a house, but then I can just swoop in and buy the house outright out of pocket.

Is this selfish of me? Is this even a good plan?

[Anonymous No.56954198]

>>56954144
yeah only subhumans are wagies

[Anonymous No.56954211]

We're going to dump hard at the bell, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.56954224]

holy shit I'm down 0.08% pre-market, it's over

[Anonymous No.56954228]

>6 weeks of green in the market
>VIX at omega lows
>inflationary/stagnationary print

[Anonymous No.56954230]

>>56954129
OMG I'VE MADE 20 CENTS!!111

[Anonymous No.56954231]

I'm completely mad at this price action. I really hate it. I hate that I got skin in this nonsense and that speculation plays such a huge part of market movement.

[Anonymous No.56954233]

This is not going to go well

[Anonymous No.56954235]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.56954241]

>>56954235
Nice.

[Anonymous No.56954242]

I shorted yesterday at 3:30 but forgot to make a post that I did it.

[Anonymous No.56954249]

>>56954137
https://www.baka.com.au/politics/federal/rba-commits-to-2-5-per-cent-inflation-target-more-transparency-20231208-p5eq1e.html

Shit, it's real.

>Treasurer Jim Chalmers and new Reserve Bank governor Michele Bullock and her board have agreed to significant changes to the government’s expectations about the way the bank works in the first statement on the conduct of monetary policy to be drawn up since 2016.

>The RBA’s inflation target remains 2-3 per cent, but the new statement is more specific than the previous version by directing the bank to aim for the midpoint, or 2.5 per cent – an inflation rate Australia has not enjoyed since March 2013.

>From 2014 inflation was mostly below that point, until it began rising rapidly in 2021.

>>56954177
core has the same problem as >>56953357 if you look picrel. It increased end of 2021 and end of 2022 decreased but only because of the y/y to 2021.

[Anonymous No.56954252]

>oil crashing
good

>natgas crashing
good

>AMD crashing
good

>>56954235
good

[Anonymous No.56954256]

weeeee

[Anonymous No.56954264]

why did none of you faggots tell me to buy hasbro stocks

[Anonymous No.56954265]

>>56954249
Wtf the link is wrong, for whatever reason it the name was changed ot baka lol.

>Shake my head in short
was turned into baka.

>>56954249

Fuck forgot pcirel

[Anonymous No.56954268]

>>56954235
based banger

[Anonymous No.56954272]

>RBC Capital Markets strategists suggest that the mega-cap growth trade is currently overvalued, crowded, and could benefit from a pause
FUK U WE GAAAAN

[Anonymous No.56954274]

>>56954191
Your not the only one anon haha

[Anonymous No.56954278]

fun fact:
tastytrade the options trading platform has different price points for different timeframes
ie: you could look at ticker $FAG and see on the hourly the bottom is 5.00 but then on the daily the botton is actually 4.75. quite a massive difference.
i called them up to tell them about it and they says it's just how things work. when i asked them which price was the correct price, they couldn't answer me.

WHAT\
THE
FUCK

[Anonymous No.56954283]

>>56954235
Very good

[Anonymous No.56954284]

Damn XOM just keeps going.

[Anonymous No.56954294]

>almost bankrupt
>still goes up

[Anonymous No.56954306]

slurping day it is

>>56954294
it's gambling anon

[Anonymous No.56954323]

Double bottom. Anyone slurping BOIL?

[Anonymous No.56954336]

>OIL
>BOIL
>FNKO
Not a great day to be in the meme trades.

[Anonymous No.56954346]

Teslabros.... Not like this AAAHHH

[Anonymous No.56954363]

lol

[Anonymous No.56954368]

Bump

[Anonymous No.56954373]

Alright, I'm all in on MARA again, I'll be very upset with you all if I get Heeemed

[Anonymous No.56954374]

>>56954241
>>56954252
>>56954268
>>56954283

[Anonymous No.56954375]

really weird how oil is dying. Maybe hedgies know for Oil there is not much potential and they sell it to lower the CPI and pump their stocks?

[Anonymous No.56954377]

>>56954278
>tastytrade

[Anonymous No.56954382]

>>56954278
nothin' personal kiddo

[Anonymous No.56954384]

>>56954375
It's demand destruction. Steel is super cheap too right now (cheaper than wood.)

[Anonymous No.56954386]

Someone bake so I can post some crab memes in the next thread

[Anonymous No.56954390]

>he's baking

[Anonymous No.56954395]

Buy bitfarms.

[Anonymous No.56954394]

>he bought soxs
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.56954400]

Sell bitfarms. On leverage.

[Anonymous No.56954401]

Baking

[Anonymous No.56954404]

>>56954373
>>56954395
BTC's going back to the 38-40k level.

[Anonymous No.56954406]

BOIL bros when do we buy in for the generational nat gas bottom

[Anonymous No.56954425]

>>56954406
i bought and i'm holding.

[Anonymous No.56954432]

>>56951295
>>56951295
>>56951295
NEW

[Anonymous No.56954436]

>>56954404
Ya, so buy more

[Anonymous No.56954451]

>>56954432
groundhog day should be in a couple of months

[Anonymous No.56954454]

>>56954384
Ye, just read something regarding contracts for gasoil/diesel on the ICE.

>Die Lieferungen von schwefelarmem Gasöl für Dezember fielen bei Verfall auf 595 Lose oder 59.500 Tonnen, gegenüber 2.089 Losen im November.
>595 december vs 2089 november aka 59500 tons vs 208900 tons

[Anonymous No.56954460]

When's CPI

[Anonymous No.56954467]

>>56954460
cpi was canceled. nobody needs to know that shit.

[Anonymous No.56954473]

>>56954460
Jan. 11, 2024

[Anonymous No.56954485]

>>56954482
>>56954482
>>56954482
new
>>56954482
>>56954482
>>56954482
new

[Anonymous No.56954490]

>>56952587
>spread
>only US stocks

[Anonymous No.56954494]

>>56954278
>using a meme thinking it's for big bois instead of HOOD

[Anonymous No.56954500]

>>56954460
3.1% later than last year.

[Anonymous No.56954508]

>>56954473
What time fagtron

[Anonymous No.56954542]

lol oil baggies

[Anonymous No.56954579]

>>56954508
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

[Anonymous No.56954660]

>>56954252
>AMD crashing
cope it's not gonna happen rn