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>be /biz/
>discover a token glitch when you can buy ultra low volume, low market cap tokens that are priced insanely cheap
>pick SHIB as your first token
>infinite money
Biz may have outdone Reddit here.

HOW TO BUY:
Install Metamask
Buy ETH from Coinbase (or other platforms)
Transfer to Metamask
Swap token on Uniswap
HODL
PROFIT

>> No.27126982

>>27126787
based

>> No.27127219

>>27126787
What's the suicide stack? Is 5.5 billion enough to make it?

>> No.27127258

>>27127219
I have 66b, I've put 75$ in there and I'm at around 130$ yet

>> No.27127313

>>27126787

>token glitch

elaborate pls

>> No.27127395

I have 100 Billion but I want to double that, but my transactions are no longer going through FUCK

>> No.27127490

>>27127219
Shit 1 billion is enough to make some REALLY good side cash
>>27127395
I know anon, I only had enough to get 16 billion but if it hits 1 penny we're all millionaires
shit I'd make a billion dollars
LETS FUCKING DO THIS
>>27127313
Not really a glitch, but basically biz found out if you find a near worthless shit coin with low market cap, it's easy fucking money
This shit is worth 0.0000000000015082 ETH per SHIB
But it won't be that way much longer, I give it an hour and that price is no longer possible

>> No.27127742

Holy shit, who just bought a trillion?

>> No.27127959

>>27126787
bump this is hilariously stupid, but will work. This is a /biz/ original right here folks. Hasn't even hit the faggots on Reddit

>> No.27127967

>>27127742
a based boi

>> No.27128043
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27128043

Oh my god
I'm going to be rich

>> No.27128095

>>27127959
Wait, reddit doesn't know about this yet? Oh my fuck

>> No.27128106

>>27127490
it will still be a good buy and will continue to be a good buy until it gains traction on Reddit and then normies in general. It can easily ride on the coattails of dogecoin

>> No.27128107

>>27128043
WE, my fren. WE

>> No.27128154

>>27128095
Exactly. It's only this low traffic board pumping it right now. Wait until the millions of Reddit users see this

>> No.27128174

>>27126787
>>27101914
>>27126874
>>27122009
This post is advertising or begging.

>> No.27128176

>>27126787
This is clearly a pump and dumb but I got nothing better to do. Any non retarded way of buying this? binance? kraken?

>> No.27128219

>>27128176
dude if you're only wasting $5 or $10, who cares? and no, you have to use uniswap
i already made everything i put in back and then some and it's still fresh
not even fucking REDDIT knows about it yet

>> No.27128252

>>27126787
Fuck you p&d cunts

>> No.27128258

>>27128176
This is not what a pump and dump is. We aren't a bunch buying/selling with coordination, we just found out a legit future meme coin and we were super early on it. Like DOGE 2 years ago, except that now, meme coins get traction very fast

>> No.27128261

WE STILL GOOD ON THIS FRENS? WORTH JUMPIN IN RN?

>> No.27128326

>>27128261
yes

>> No.27128405

>>27128261
YES it's cheap as shit right now
>>27128252
Are you scared of losing 5 dollars anon? Fuck you, I bought anyway with my GME spare money, suck a cock
>>27128258
>>27128326
green ids, wagmi

>> No.27128488

Gas fees too high I cant do it

>> No.27128493

COINBASE PRO HAS DELAY IN PROCESSING BANK ACCT REEEEEE

>> No.27128842
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27128842

oh god the bags are exploding

>> No.27128959

fuck I think I need more than 6 billions coins

>> No.27129051

>>27128959
Has /biz/ ever been this early to a shitcoin pump and dump before?

>> No.27129235

>Buy $3 shib
> Pay $18 gas

It's not fair bros.

>> No.27129306

>>27129235
Just wait, it will be so worth it in a day or two
HOLD

>> No.27129314

>>27129235
It sucks but you'll make it back in a wee bit :)

>> No.27129333

>>27126787
When do we dump?

>> No.27129360

The price is fluctuating wildly right now. We just need to hold this current price until morning when the burgers wake up. If we want them to buy, we need to have a good looking graph.

>> No.27129374

How do I know this isn’t a scam

>> No.27129380

how the fuck do i get in on this

>> No.27129435

>>27129333
Not until it hits 0.001 cents anon
Also to add to that, we're so early there's zero mention of this shitcoin anywhere
If we can shill it around, it'd give it an easy 10x gain
>>27129380
Buy some ETH, transfer to Metamask, swap on Uniswap
Wait a couple days
PROFIT

>> No.27129442

rip, I cant send ETH bought with money until 6 days on coinbase. This was probably a scam anyway, how would I have even sold the SHIBA lol?

>> No.27129467

how do i get into this WTIHOUT HAVING TO WAIT FOR APPROVAL, ihave not signed up for any exchange

>> No.27129480

>>27126787
Tried to buy with even high slippage and just lost my gas fees. Fucking annoying. Uniswap pissed me off.

>> No.27129485

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!

>> No.27129492

>>27129442
You swap it back to ETH, transfer ETH to Coinbase or wherever and sell, it's that easy

>> No.27129514

>>27129442
buy eth again and sell eth.

>> No.27129554

>>27129485
nice FUD

>> No.27129564

>>27129235
I got $3 shib paid $9 gas about an hour ago

>> No.27129576

>>27126787
Reported.
You 2 spamming faggots gonna get your IP permabanned

>> No.27129591

>>27126787
Did you start this pump and dump op?

>> No.27129621

>>27129442
Wait for a day. ETH will go up enough that you can transfer $20 or so depending on how much you bought. While you can't trade away coins you bought with fiat yet, you can ALWAYS trade unrealized money you've earned.

>> No.27129682

I just put in $120, I'm sick of always missing these huge gains

>> No.27129741

>>27126787
Not pumping your bags. Enjoy the worthless money you’ve sunk into this.