/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22052160]

Is there ANY reason to go no ALL FUCKING INTO Tesla right now?

It has made 2-5% gains EVERY SINGLE DAY for the past year. It just can't go down in price. Normies love it. The postman wants to buy it. Reddit is balls deep since 200$ pre-split.Got about 50K to dump in this.

[Anonymous No.22052213]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.22052264]

>>22052160
>The postman wants to buy it.
This is what worries me. I'll admit I 100% missed the tesla train, but no way I'm fomo'ing in now

[Anonymous No.22052281]

>>22052160
no just buy YFV faggot

[Anonymous No.22052297]

>>22052160
IT'S A NEW PARADIGM!!

[Anonymous No.22052300]

>>22052264

I thought the same at 700$. Pretty safe 3x. Everyone is getting into Tesla. Everyone. It is extremely overvalued but who cares as long as they keep pouring all their savings in?

[Anonymous No.22052345]

>>22052300
>Everyone is getting into Tesla.
If you don't see this as the biggest sell signal ever I don't know what to say

[Anonymous No.22052365]

>>22052160
>buying the normiest asset ever at the very peak of the bubble.
>what could possibly go wrong?

One little thing goes bad and viral and this shit is -30% in a day. Just fucking send us your money and gtfo of this board you retard.

[Anonymous No.22052480]

>>22052160
>Is there ANY reason to go no ALL FUCKING INTO Tesla right now?
>It has made 2-5% gains EVERY SINGLE DAY for the past year. It just can't go down in price. Normies love it. The postman wants to buy it. Reddit is balls deep since 200$ pre-split.Got about 50K to dump in this.
>Is there ANY reason to go no ALL FUCKING INTO Tesla right now?

[Anonymous No.22052482]

>>22052365
Thats what I thought months ago. Sometimes TA fags are right when they say that the market can stay irrational for a long,long time, and if there's a clear uptrend you should get in and set a stop loss to cover your ass. If I had done this instead of the "smart thing" which is realize its an overhyped bubble, I would have made so much more fucking money than in trying to find undervalued stocks normies dont know about.

At the end of the day the dude-weed guy who bought Tesla last year for the memes and muhspace is better if he made more money. Only money made matters in this game and is the only final proof of how smart you are.

[Anonymous No.22052634]

>>22052482
This. Reddit beat 4chan by an imeasurable amount.

[Anonymous No.22052649]

>>22052160
I had two shares that i bought around 1400$ a little while back. Felt like a total idiot because I was overwhelmed by fomo, but it turned out okay. The stock split made me realize everyone on robinhood was going to double down now that the price seems more reasonable. That being said, I am just going to sit on my 10 shares.

[Anonymous No.22052735]

>>22052160
>The postman wants to buy it
Anon are you new?

[Anonymous No.22052785]

>>22052300
>Pretty safe 3x
It wasn't safe you stupid fuck. You gambled and you made money, but it was a gamble. Don't fool yourself

[Anonymous No.22052789]

I just have a feeling that as soon as I get into TSLA I'm going to be fucked by Elon Musk that night. Also his Twitter is fucking bomb that can explode at any time, beware

[Anonymous No.22052822]

>>22052785
>>22052735
>>22052649
>>22052634
>>22052482
Up 7% in the past hour! TESLA IS LITERALLY OUTPACING CRYPTO GAINS!
POSTMAN IS GETTING RICH!

[Anonymous No.22052840]

>>22052160
Is thwre ANY reason mot to go ALL FUCKING INTO Bitcoin at $20k?

It has made MASSIVE gains every single day for the past year. It just can't go down in price.

[Anonymous No.22052858]

>>22052160
euphoria phase. it will end badly.

[Anonymous No.22052872]

>>22052160
this is sustainable.

[Anonymous No.22052889]

>>22052822
Drop it like its hot.
Srsly run for your life.

[Anonymous No.22052900]

>>22052872
That's weird, it reminds me of something ...

[Anonymous No.22052914]

>>22052785
Not the person you replied to, but you are correct. People associate tesla with elon. So if tesla doesn't do shit anytime soon and elon keeps implanting neural links and shooting off rockets the tesla stock will probably continue to go up. It's more of a gamble on elon than the company itself.

[Anonymous No.22052924]

>>22052300
You literally just gambled on the fact that people might invest more, it wasn't pretty safe you made no risk management whatsoever, you didn't base your decision to buy on anything. Fucking kill yourself just put it all on red next time to save time.

[anon No.22052938]

You making this post is why, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.22052945]

>>22052160
I guess if you like 2-3% gains per year? You realize wht most of us are doing right now, right?

[Anonymous No.22053041]

>>22052160
There are so fucking many crypto projects that are going to vastly outperform this. JK anon, long the top, it's a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.22053114]

>>22052914
This. It can’t really be compared to any other traditional stock because of this. Still, you won’t see me attempting to short TSLA anytime soon, but fickle normies should also be cautious. I know so many poor people throwing in entire paychecks into this, which I feel just can’t end well...

[Anonymous No.22053128]

>>22052900
dont it will go up, we all be millionaires

[Anonymous No.22053138]

>>22052160
I just sold all my PM stocks and crypto and went all in TSLA and AAPL. It will never collapse cause fed will just print more money. I saw some YouTuber predicting 100x within 2 years and it made a lot of sense

[Anonymous No.22053272]

10% gains in just 2.5 hours.

ELON IS MAKING REDDIT RICH!!!!

[Anonymous No.22053294]

FUCK YOU ELON I WILL NOT PUT A CHIP IN MY BRAIN YOU SATANIC FAGGOT KIKE

[Anonymous No.22053330]

>>22053272
Might as well call Reddit Israel at this point

[Anonymous No.22053370]

tsla is mooning because the fed is shortsqueezing the smart fundamental investors because its the most efficient way to pump the market
i dont see this ending anytime soon but when it does it will be historic

[Anonymous No.22053384]

>>22052160
Biggest scam in the world, 100% proof the market is not rational and ruled by emotions

[Anonymous No.22053387]

>>22053330
>>22053294
Bow down before the Gods of investing

[Anonymous No.22053431]

>>22053387
12% in just 2h! We are MAKING IT REDDIT!

[Anonymous No.22053533]

Tesla is literally a meme coin right now. So why isn't /biz/ on it?

[Anonymous No.22053569]

>>22053431
You know options don't work like that right?

[Anonymous No.22053609]

>>22052160
>Is there ANY reason to go no ALL FUCKING INTO Tesla right now?
1. Elon is literally insane.
2. You're buying a stock with a P/E of 1,250.
3. You're buying after a HUGE bull run built on hype that its a "battery technology" company

[Anonymous No.22053620]

>>22052872
>his is sustainable.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.22053628]

>>22052482
>Only money made matters in this game and is the only final proof of how smart you are.
But this is where you're wrong.
Money made in gambling doesn't prove you're smart. If two guys decide to flip a coin, betting all their wealth, is the guy who wins smart and the guy who loses dumb?

[Anonymous No.22053759]

>>22053628
>>22053620
>>22053609
12%/2h

Reddit is celebrating

[Anonymous No.22053772]

every fucking normie i know is all over tesla
whats sick is that the fed is insane enough to just keep it pumping

[Anonymous No.22053844]

>I have a lemonade stand that earns $1000 a year
>I want to sell it
>what is it worth?
>$1,265,000

[Anonymous No.22053853]

>>22053384
The people at the very top know what they're doing, it's all the normalfags below that are getting taken for a ride. TSLA is pretty much being used to prop up the entire market at this point.

[Anonymous No.22053889]

>>22053628
>muh coinflip
>im so smart!
>but im poor because I was a contrarian that bet against the market
I didn't say close your eyes and select a ticker randomly and throw your money at it. I said the average iq guy who rides a normie stock that's on a clear up trend is smarter at this game than the autist contrarian who constantly tries to pick stocks no one else knows about and makes less money than the normie.

[Anonymous No.22053911]

Buy the dip, faggot.
-Warren Buffet

[Anonymous No.22053920]

>>22052160
OP, if you're going to be retarded with your money and invest it on a literal bubble, you might as well give it to me. I'm a very nice guy, much nicer than the TSLA whales that will dump on your sorry ass. I have a dog that I love very much.
You can contact me at : [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.22053921]

>>22048931
>>22049169
>>22049964
>le heckin based Elonerino
Stupid goylems, this neo-malthusian illuminakike act like this simply because he's part of the establishment and is overdosing on cocaine. He's from royal bloodlines and (((they))) want to make him the antithesis of their hegelian dialectic so braindeads zoomers and millenials of your kind worship him as a god while his dearest wish is to exterminate your kind.
Imbeciles.

[Anonymous No.22053984]

>>22053844
You have lemon trees all over the planet? Even in China and the US at the same time? Basically one of the few companies backed by both governments.

[Anonymous No.22053997]

>>22053844
>>I have a lemonade stand that earns $1000 a year
>this lemonade stand sells lemonade that is far beyond competitors capabilities
>this lemonade stand is run by the most innovative and successful businessman of the 21st century
>this lemonade stand addresses several billion potentially trillion dollar markets

[Anonymous No.22054099]

>>22053997
You could fool Reddit but you won't fool me, whale

[Anonymous No.22054166]

>>22053997
>imagine being so much of a cretin you believe this shit

[bumo No.22054220]

>>22052160
bump

[Anonymous No.22054229]

I won't buy tsla. It is gamble

[Anonymous No.22054254]

>>22052365
>>22052345
>>22052785
>>22052858
>>22053370
>>22053384
>>22053609
>>22053853
>>22053920
>>22053921
NAME ONE OTHER COMPANY THAT MASSES OF PEOPLE PAY $8,000.00 DOLLARS FOR THEIR AI
THAT IS WHAT "AUTOPILOT" COSTS
THAT IS WHY THE STOCK IS MOONING
AI IS THE FUTURE
TESLA IS WINNING THE AI RACE
STAY POOR MORONS

[Anonymous No.22054286]

>>22053921
thanks for quoting me, but it was funny though. but what can an ant do without a collective conscious ? You really think they are going indicted one of their kind?

[Anonymous No.22054302]

>>22054229

t. Buys shitcoins

[Anonymous No.22054309]

....okay I'll dump it. Just gimme a second. *Beep**Boop**Bleeeeeep*
Aight should start to dump in 2-12 hours

[Anonymous No.22054312]

Didn't read, not buying.

[Anonymous No.22054343]

if i ever heard that my postman would want to buy the stock i am heavily invested in, id dump it instantly. just my 2 cents

[Anonymous No.22054383]

Do i just liquidate everything and go all in tsla?

[Anonymous No.22054388]

>>22052822
>>22052634
If you aren't joking you're one of the biggest retards I've ever talked to on this board

[Anonymous No.22054396]

Going all in TSLA is the 70IQ and unironically 130IQ move right now.

[Anonymous No.22054514]

>>22052160
So how is this TSLA saga going to end? Will they just become the most valuable stock in history, and essentially become a market force of its own, far above the normal market forces that regulate lesser companies?

[Anonymous No.22054540]

>>22054286
That's another debate : will you sell your soul for few soon-to-be-worthless extra fiat bux? Sure, Elon is backed by the system, and the TSLA current mooning is mostly propped up by the money laundering scheme of CIA's black budgets, so all in all, it have the potential to go up even more.
But you could make similar gains betting on legit, undervalued companies, like First Majestic, while keeping your morale integrity : that's a win-win.

[Anonymous No.22054693]

>>22054514
Anyone else think that modern car colors make them look like plastic?

[Anonymous No.22054875]

Just make sure u allocate a small part to VW and Toyota as a hedge

[Anonymous No.22054885]

>>22054693
>modern car colors make them look like plastic?
Because they ARE plastic

[Anonymous No.22054923]

>>22054885
This, sadly. Unless you drive a Rolls.

[Anonymous No.22054926]

>>22054514
The stock will likely cool off at some point but not dump, just crab. Then the rest of the market will catch up a lill in valuation, for sure the legacy ones who are starting to penetrate ev

[Anonymous No.22054936]

>>22053609
What's a 'normal' or 'healthy' PE? Legit question, I never fuck around with stocks.

[Anonymous No.22054966]

>>22054936
Average is 35 or so

[Anonymous No.22055001]

>>22054936
historically until 2009 8-12
which makes sense if you think of investing to want the company to be able to equal in profit whatever amount you invest over the next 8-12 years. It coincides with ~8-12% annual returns which is what anyone taking on significant risk should expect.
current world is fucking insane

[Anonymous No.22055013]

No, The Great Bull Run ends in about a week. Everyone but people who lerk here will have some form of currency once the Federal Reserve goes insolvent.

[Anonymous No.22055303]

Reddit beat 4chan for the first time ever

[Anonymous No.22055885]

I have to admit that I'm super salty about Tesla mooning. Still not gonna FOMO. That train has left without me.

[Anonymous No.22055921]

>>22055013
>The Great Bull Run ends in about a week
Citation?

[Anonymous No.22056052]

>>22052160
Is there any reason to
>Gives a reason the line below

Anon, please fuck off to /b/ or another retarded board for retarded faggots

[Anonymous No.22056113]

Well i bought 5 shares.

I kind of want more. A lot more I'm eyeing what I can liquidate to buy more.

[Anonymous No.22056202]

>>22056113
>>22056052
>>22055921
>>22055885

I support Transgender rights and I hold $TSLA. Me and likeminded will retire before age 25 thanks to Elon Musk.

[Anonymous No.22056233]

>>22056113
Fuck off r3ddit infestation

[Anonymous No.22056249]

>>22056202
I sold when Elon tweeted “pronouns sucks” >:(

[Anonymous No.22056298]

>>22056202
>>22056233
>>22056249
Why do you guys think I'm from reddit?

I just want to be able to go to mars. It says 1 year price target is 1300+ that seems free money

[Anonymous No.22056368]

>>22056298
I’m trolling the salty retardd that missed out
Just buy, normies will fomo into this shit and push it to 1k again

[Anonymous No.22056394]

>>22056368
>>22056298
Exactly. But TESLA. Go all in.
This will be 2K again in no time.

[Anonymous No.22056429]

>>22056298
>It says 1 year price target is 1300+ that seems free money
It's not guaranteed, and money is never free. However, investing in Tesla is a better bet than shitcoins, so go for it with no regrets.

[Anonymous No.22056479]

>>22056429
Yeah. I will just keep buying more and more 5 is enough for today.

[Anonymous No.22056509]

>>22056429
investing in tesla at its peak its better than shitcoins at their low
ok anon

[Anonymous No.22056520]

>>22056509
Shitcoins are shit for a reason, anon

[Anonymous No.22056584]

>>22053997
>People work from home
>Less car sales
Weird how this is gonna play out, give it till next year.

[Anonymous No.22056616]

>minimum 40% compound annual growth moving forward
imagine not being all in tesla

[Anonymous No.22056899]

>>22056616
Fuck I need ibio to blast off so I can get out of it.

[Anonymous No.22057087]

>>22052872

Whew brace yourself for that correction

[Anonymous No.22057115]

>>22052160
When you spot a bubble, go less than half in.

[Anonymous No.22057171]

>>22052482
You're right about who the winner is but obviously you overstate that it makes someone smarter than another. Sometimes very intelligent people overthink their investments meanwhile dude weed lmao guy just DCI's into one stock that he thinks is cool and then number go up. Sometimes being a regular person who doesn't overthink things works out pretty well.

[Anonymous No.22057224]

>>22052160
I have pulled all my money and gone net short for the time being. This isn't sustainable for much longer and when it dumps it's all going to dump hard as fuck as everyone panic sells.

[Anonymous No.22057550]

On the one hand, they could have revolutionary silicon nanowire batteries coming up, which could be a huge leap in battery technology for the whole world and they will be producer #1.

They also have a big red "T" logo.

But on the other hand, there is this blatant Jewish manipulation and classic hype market, which is unsustainable.

There is also incoming follow up effects from putting the world economy on hold in 1st half of 2020 due to fake virus hoax pandemic.

So likely, it will crash down, then rebound hard, if battery announcement comes.

[Anonymous No.22057634]

>2-5%
lol
Boomers..

[Anonymous No.22057801]

>>22052872
fuck me I can't believe I lost my entire account shorting that red dildo in 2020 because of a meme virus

[Anonymous No.22057812]

>>22052480
Thanks for the webem anon. Now i can prove to my friends im not alone.

[Anonymous No.22057893]

>>22052160
bluechip, golden boys incoming

[Anonymous No.22057993]

>>22054254
Im a tesla bull but consider...
One selling point to a product. Product is being developed independent of any government or industry regulation. Product is locked behind said regulation. Buying now what can only be fully activated later will require hardware upgrades.

[Anonymous No.22058035]

this is why 90% of the people in stocks and crypto are poor.

[Anonymous No.22058058]

>>22052160
Big short signal.

[Anonymous No.22058083]

>>22054923

BMW tech here, I got to pick apart the newer models at their NA headquarters right before the coof and was not impressed.

[Anonymous No.22058089]

>>22058035
Tesla isnt a car company

[Anonymous No.22058221]

>>22052482
>stop loss to cover your ass
When this shit goes down your stop loss will trigger in vain because no-one will buy.

[Anonymous No.22058228]

GUYS DO I ALL IN?

[Anonymous No.22058336]

Not FOMOing at the top of something that looks extremely sketchy and unsustainable

[Anonymous No.22058337]

>>22058083
Are you saying that Rolls Royce vehicles have declined in quality? I absolutely hate the company's marketing push to be 'modern'. Not to mention their horrendous overly-artistic barf of a website.

[Anonymous No.22058698]

>>22058058
I’m going to start buying 2021 puts

[Anonymous No.22058725]

>>22052480
Bane?

[Anonymous No.22058781]

When are you newbs going to realize Q was right ?

[Anonymous No.22058840]

Selling tsla Sept 20th tho before battery day

[Anonymous No.22059030]

>>22058781
Q is still a thing? And people still believe it?

[Anonymous No.22059040]

>>22058840
why before?

[Anonymous No.22059045]

>>22058083
Honestly not surprised. The entire industry seems to be squeezing costs out everywhere they can these past few years thanks to shrinking margins, especially top tier "luxury" brands that should know better. Those China bux are just too good, and those customers don't give a shit about genuine quality either.

[Anonymous No.22059133]

>>22052789

same. was considering getting in but realized that me considering getting in is a massive sell signal.

[Anonymous No.22059212]

>>22059040
The news will be mediocre in the grand scheme of things and the stock will be at the crest of its last pump.
Its actually gonna crash before the 22nd though.

[Anonymous No.22059573]

>>22052160

Battery Day leaks Tesla is actually going to the Moon and Beyond
https://youtu.be/zAEO3Xyv1YY

[Anonymous No.22059590]

Yes it makes sense financially but on another note can anyone tell me why that play-dough faced fucking bitch elon musk is considered a fucking visionary genius messiah person? Tesla is literally just a fucking car with a fucking battery inside it and even my grandma goes soaking wet talking about it like its the final solution for the human condition like hey, the energy gets produced ELSEWHERE, NOT IN THE FUCKING ENGINE SPACE, THE ACTUAL COMBUSTION OF THE FUEL DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE CAR BUT AT A POWERPLANT SOMEWHERE ELSE! FUCKING GENIUS, NEXT LOGICAL STEP IS BECOMING AN INTERGALACTIC CIVILIZATION! Its a car with a fucking battery inside its literally a bumper car without the fucking wire. Bitchboy Elon has the same fucking hype as that cancerboy Steve "woo lets produce a phone that you dont press the button on but you PRESS GLASS", LIKE FUCK YOU MAN! And all his other ideas too like the giant tubes underground or the wires in the brain, like now with the muskwires in your brain you can have 7 chrome tabs with reddit open and soak the fucking useless info at the same time while your brain turns into a fucking omlette. That half baked bread dough consistency bitch takes baths in body-temperature joe rogan jizz daily like hes some fucking revolutionary thinker for regurgitating stuff that already seemed blatant in soft cover sci-fi trash half a century ago. Fuck i want to sodomize grimes even tho i find her disgusting in front of musk and their kid just to spite him but he would probably enjoy that so then i would have to resort to violence but than he would be considered a fucking martyr so there is no win. Dont even get me started on spacex.

[Anonymous No.22059609]

>>22052160

One word triggers/ soars fear to all of them 'sla Fanboys.

"Competition"

[Anonymous No.22059634]

>>22059212

I don't think so see here >>22059573
E-VTOL with the new battery tech

[Anonymous No.22059674]

>>22059609

Like Who?

[Anonymous No.22059684]

>>22059609
Why aren’t chinks making electric cars?

[Anonymous No.22059733]

>>22059573
Elon already has said he plans on sending Tesla vehicles to Mars with his starships.

[Anonymous No.22059840]

I dont even believe in space and am a bible flat earther but I want them gainzzzzz

[Anonymous No.22059851]

>>22059733

I was referring to the price

>>22059609

Name these Tesla Competition in Energy, Robo Taxi AI,

[Anonymous No.22059919]

Just dumped my gold to buy tesla

Prepare for a dip

[Anonymous No.22059936]

[Anonymous No.22060030]

buying tesla is the gayest, most boomer, blue-pilled thing you could do at this juncture

[Anonymous No.22060036]

>>22059851
Ya after I watched the video I realized that lol, thought it might be about some spacex/tsla sync up.
Still great vid tho.

[Anonymous No.22060070]

>>22060030
It's actually very cool and red pilled you're just too dumb to realize it.

[Anonymous No.22060157]

Have 24k

Dumping 15k of it into Tesla. Gonna reap my 150k in profit same time next year.

[Anonymous No.22060180]

>>22059919
we've got a legendarily stupid anon here
>>22060070
liking elon is shamefully reddit-tier and everyone in here should be banned from /biz/

[Anonymous No.22060214]

>>22059674

There are already plenty of cheap E Car producers. German ones are slowly adapting to the trend.

>>22059684
They will, once the Giga Factory gets flooded with Industrial spies

>>22059851

Robo Taxi AI, i still dont see any of them driving around like taxis. That will take at least another 20 to 30yrs and should use Quantum algo as additional computation power.

Energy? Like there are tons of Electric companies that have know how , and are slowly buidling power stations.

But there will always be a customership who only wants to come from point a to b.
Also charging is still time intensive, yeah you can charge your Tesla with over 220 Kilowatt but Jesus Christ did you even go into the numbers when all of the USA would suddenly switch to Electric? These Power levels have to be delivered 24/7.

I dont know but i think E Cars will be manning up in like 10 to 20 yrs.

Also Gas is cheap af right now, a ton of folks are shifting their new car buy into the future

[Anonymous No.22060233]

>>22058336
It's so hard bro.

[Anonymous No.22060280]

>>22052160
why not buy VW since they have only just started making their EVs and the auto industry is a new paradigm now so they'll be worth many multiples of their current market cap once people notice

[Anonymous No.22060314]

>>22052160
Nice bubble, bro.

[Anonymous No.22060402]

>>22058337
is it even possible for them to decline in quality? I thought were famous for being hand built and rattling

[Anonymous No.22060516]

>>22060214

So you don't know anything WHERE is the "Competition"

other E CARs now are just now getting to the Tesla model S stats from 2012

Every other company is lacks battery infrastructure and are behind by a decade plus

best case scenario for your so called "Competition" is buying wholesale from Tesla to catch which is what they'll already been doing for the carbon Tax

[Anonymous No.22060564]

can't wait to buy a cybertruck with my gains

[Anonymous No.22060582]

>>22054388
lmao
>muh link
x100 gains over three years compared to fortunes being built in the stock market. And that's with paid shills, paid promotions, shady dumps, sketchy celsius deals and all the meme power 4chan gulliblely mustered

[Anonymous No.22060629]

>>22060582
It took tesla 10 years to finally explode.
Chainlink will explode in less than 5.

[Anonymous No.22060678]

>>22052160
BUY HIGH SELL LOW LETS GO BROS

[Anonymous No.22060694]

>+11.03%
crypto tards get the rope

[Anonymous No.22060705]

Tesla up 12% on the daily. Pretty much been the case every day for the past weeks.

There has never ever been easier money in the entire fucking planet.

[Anonymous No.22060893]

>>22059684
They are look at nio.

[Anonymous No.22061064]

God I wish I had access to short Tesla. Anyone can see this will come crashing down at some point.

[Anonymous No.22061108]

>>22061064
TSLA short is the trade of the decade, hell probably the easiest money of ALL TIME

[Anonymous No.22061188]

will tesla popping catalyze the apocalyptic run on metals?

[Anonymous No.22061202]

>>22061108
>>22061064

Good luck shorting an asset that goes up infinitely. I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla for 4T in 10 years

[Anonymous No.22061256]

>>22054514
Yes. Elon musk will be the first Trillionaire

[Anonymous No.22061312]

$500 now is cheap

lets be honest $500 in 5-10yrs time is going to be worth nothing

[Anonymous No.22061348]

>>22052365
>One little thing goes bad and viral and this shit is -30% in a day.
Have you never seen Musk in an interview? Have you not seen him smoke weed live? Crash the windows of his cybertruck live? Insert brain implants inside pigs' skulls? Nothing can crash this rocket, it is going to the moon, to Mars and beyond!

[Anonymous No.22061421]

>>22061348
nugga you just made me want to buy some tesla

[Anonymous No.22061467]

>>22061202
>TSLA is a revolutionary company

[Anonymous No.22061537]

>>22061202

You're retarded desu

[Anonymous No.22061557]

>>22061348
Elon could execute a man on stage in front of an audience, and it would result in Tesla's stock rising.

[Anonymous No.22061573]

>>22060180
wrong, Elon is based and red pilled and there is nothing you can do to change that

[Anonymous No.22061621]

>>22061557
elon names his kid after a fucking barcode and it goes up

[Anonymous No.22061644]

>>22061256
This doesn't even seemed far-fetched anymore. It might take a decade or two, but it could happen. Up is down in this bold new era.

[Anonymous No.22061704]

>>22061644
up isn't down you're just so dumb that you think up is down

[Anonymous No.22061709]

>>22061621
Kek, I forgot about that.

[Anonymous No.22061844]

>>22052160
I can't fucking wait until this thing goes to IPO

[Anonymous No.22061883]

>>22061844
forgotten pic related

[Anonymous No.22062345]

>>22059030
It's caught on with boomers on Facebook in a major way. It's incredible actually.

[Anonymous No.22062347]

>>22054254
>THAT IS WHAT "AUTOPILOT" COSTS
>8000$

are you 9 years old or have never bought a non used car before?

[Anonymous No.22062387]

>>22052160
massive sell signal