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Alright bros spoon feed me, how do I make it in these times of fud.

>> No.18415316

>>18415267
buy link
don’t masturbate in the morning, it will make you lethargic
report and sage gay porn spammer
stock up on toilet paper and hand sanitizer and basic rations if you haven’t already
sell all your boomer shares, they’re going to become essentially worthless after the Collapse
don’t simp women they pick up on it easily
pony posting should stay on /mlp/

>> No.18415326

>>18415316
t-thanks fren how much link is a decent amount ive seen it on here for ages but i have been buy accumulating other stuff

>> No.18415340

>>18415267
all times are times of fud
buy link

>> No.18415404

>>18415326
meme answer: 10k stack (or roughly $33,000 at the time of this reply)
answer that will probably work for you, considering that you haven’t bought a significant amount yet: 1k stack (or roughly $3300 at the time of this reply)
whether you buy 1k, 10k, or 100k, the important thing is to SIT ON YOUR HANDS

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18415409

>>18415316

now this is based

>> No.18415444

>>18415404
>1k stack (or roughly $3300 at the time of this reply)
STACK OF WHAT?

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18415465

>>18415444

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18415512

https://forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0xb108c02a74e525ab0a59ccd3d208d2de4699a055-ETH

>Doesn't arb trade
>Not buying TRUE for 61% cheaper than other exchanges
>Doesn't know how to use real decentralized DEXs
>Not shorting OKeX
No surprise you're poor

>> No.18415529

>>18415512
Any guidance on learning how to spot good arbitrage opportunities? Any good tutorials / guides on this stuff you suggest?

>> No.18415541 [DELETED] 

>>18415512
dropped a hard eth

>> No.18415551

>>18415404
cool ill start accumulating link then cause im done accumulating bitcoin, ty

>> No.18415552

>>18415267
Shitcoins sir
>>18415512
Thanks anon

>> No.18415562

>>18415512
nice gem

>> No.18415571

>>18415512
>>18415529
>>18415551
>>18415552
>>18415562

SCAM

>> No.18415576

>>18415267
Buy shorts/puts. Stock market is going to tank further. We're going to enter a major depression.

>> No.18415582

>>18415512
Based.
>>18415571
Worked for me desu.

>> No.18415633

>>18415267
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.18415697

>>18415633
based

>> No.18415719

>>18415633
-70% in an hour.. impressive.

>> No.18415775

>>18415633
kek

>> No.18416230

>>18415409
based on what?

>> No.18416349

quit using the internet. Become an organic anon.

>> No.18417670

Nothing

>> No.18417798

>>18415267
Avoid crypto like the plague

>> No.18418201

>>18417670
this

>> No.18418219

Provide receiving anal service

>> No.18419427

>>18415267
No one is gonna spoonfeed yo

>> No.18419621

>>18415267
Sell facemasks at a large markup.

>> No.18419644

>>18415316

What about my boomer rocks? I've got both gold and silver

>> No.18419656

>>18419644
it depends on whether or not you bought on an exchange