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>> No.18299797

can we please make these threads bigger? The moment I type something longer than 2 sentences there is a new fucking thread.
....................
>Why are investors so divided on Tesla stock? It seems like if you are "a super schooled and fundamentals investor" then it's "not cool" to tell your peers you have Tesla, even though Tesla BTFO shorters on a regular basis. They seem to shout "muh numbers, muh sales figures", but Tesla is a future based company. The way I see it is, I don't give two shit about late delivries, sales figures, or almost any balence sheet. The fact is they are like Amazon. Basically a long snake taking a long route around an entire future industry and sure, they maybe will barely break even during that time, but Amazon is basically in control on online retail now. If anything I think the covid delays are great for Tesla. It's a free pass to say "we are going to be late delivering the new model" which people would've already been fine with. Not that I even care about what model currently roles out. Tesla stock is about hitting 1k within the next 5 years. I get that it's overvalued at the moment, but it is priced forward. You don't invest in Tesla because you like it's sales numbers today. Am I retarded?

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I’m all in 4/17s and 5/15s puts, how fucked am I ? Wtf is gonna happen tomorrow

>> No.18299884
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>>18299774
>80 threads going
>79 are memecoin threads with 0 posting volume
>1 /smg/ boxcar thread with everyone crammed into it
>R0 of the virus is 3

Puts on /smg/, we're beer flu central

>> No.18300225

told u guys the urban youths were gonna get it

>> No.18300346
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>>18299774
>not an anime edition
Bad luck.

>> No.18300577

>>18300346
I'm only preparing you for tomorrow anon

>> No.18301024

Other thread is bad. I'm moving over here.

>> No.18301241
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this thread...

>> No.18301954

Buy RTX

>> No.18302010

I'm unironically bullish short term, I think that we'll see 2700 before we'll see 2000 SPY.

>> No.18302030

Holy shit Boris Johnson is gonna die

>> No.18302050
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BOJO, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OK BOJO?

>> No.18302063

When does oil open?

>> No.18302065
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I have USO calls from last week that are profitable now, yet expire over the next week or two. Should I still hold or take profit? Oil seems so uncertain at the moment

>> No.18302083

>>18302030
Bojo is past the 10 day mark since positive. He's highly likely to be fine.

>> No.18302114

Boris Johnson is in hospital holy fuck

>> No.18302133

>>18302083
He was just hospitalized and the 10 day mark is when you go downhill

He's highly likely to have pneumonia

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>>18302030
>>18302050
>>18302083
>>18302114
>herd immunity

>> No.18302144

>>18302083
>get admitted to hospital with corona
>ever seeing the light of day again
Pick one

>> No.18302196

>>18302065
lmao you're gonna get bogged tomorrow

>> No.18302230

>>18302065
Oil is going to dip again Monday since Saudi Arabia delayed their meeting with Russia.

>> No.18302232

Can I ask you guys something.
Why do you load up SQQQ rather than shorting QQQ directly?
Is that a meme thing or did you do math/analysis

>> No.18302250

Is Boris dying from Corona priced in?

>> No.18302267

>>18302232
try shorting something with 3x margin and let me know how that works out for you

>> No.18302272

>>18302232
SQQQ is a 3x leveraged short position compared to shorting QQQ directly.

>> No.18302289

limit up odds by open?

>> No.18302321

>>18302063
An hour and ten minutes from now same as the rest of futures.

>> No.18302340

>>18302232
I'm too poor and too canadian for options

>> No.18302339

>>18302289
low

>> No.18302346

so how to short UK

>> No.18302352
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>>18302289
In your fuckin dreams mumu

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>>18302289
russia/saudi calling off opec meeting, boris in hospital, fauci saying that deaths are going to skyrocket this week.

Limit down if anything made sense but the market is so god damned irrational lately that it's just random.

>> No.18302361

>>18302289
Do you know of any catalyst for such an event?

>> No.18302365

>>18302267
>>18302272
Okay, so if I understand: it's done in cases where you are Dead Nuts Certain that QQQ will drop, and then it improves the gain. Right? If you are less certain, or if you need to buy back afterhours (to cover a failed short) then directly shorting QQQ might be more appropriate, right?

>> No.18302378

>>18302361
Boris Johnson's fucking dead

>> No.18302386

Holy fuck imagine trusting anything that the Ruskies or Saudis say lmao. You idiots deserve nothing but poverty

>> No.18302389

>>18302361
Only one: brrrrrrr

>> No.18302390

>>18302230
Bear Monday, Bull Thursday

>> No.18302407
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Was there a conference today?

I head fauci on face the nation, sounds very hoarse.

>> No.18302411

>>18302365
Sure, leveraged ETFs also have a decay component so that's another thing to consider.

>> No.18302422

>>18302365
Yeah but here's the kicker: SQQq is up 30% over 3 months, QQq is down 20%. Shouldn't SQQq be up 60% in that case?

>> No.18302451
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PREPARE FOR THE CRASH FRIENDS. Another big wave is coming, grab some 1-3 month out at the money options and you'll win big.

>> No.18302470

>>18302340
I' dont trade options either. I don't have the patience.

>>18302411
>>18302422
thanks frens. Nice dubs.
To the second point, it probably re-equilibrates on different timeframes or whatever that's called (forgot the term). But yeah I'm not surprised when actual mileage varies basically.

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>>18302407
Also, what’s the aftermarket like for collectible bobble heads?

Any better than magic cards?

>>18302451
>he hasn’t met señor crab

>> No.18302480

>>18302422
Leveraged ETFs usually don't track more accurately than at the day level. They're usually not meant to be held for longer than that. Think 3 breakers are about to trigger? Go balls deep SQQQ, but you're selling the next morning.

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>>18302289
literally 100% chance of green open

>> No.18302490

>>18302289
This >>18302481
But oil will be blood red.

>> No.18302498
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>>18302289
Only Rins bisexual ass can save us now
>>18302289
I would love to say its zero and both market and oil go down but we live in a clown world now
>>18302357
If oil goes up I will give up trading for the next month.
Then my way of thinking is just not applicable right now.

I might as well gamble.

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>>18302473
señor crab can suck my big fat noodle

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>>18302481
>bullcucks in this much denial
making it so much better. dick is hard now

>> No.18302508
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>>18302481

>> No.18302523

>>18302503
>>18302508
Trump said he's considering forming a new corona committee to get business back on track. The rumor alone guarantees the market will moon. It's of course going to fall when he announces concretely what's going to happen.

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>>18302498
>rin
>bisexual
>oppai
>a legendary hero
What the fuck did I miss since UBW??
She was a super prude stuck up tsun bitch, last I checked. With a very modest bust.

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>>18302473
Even a crab cannot withstand this amount of crushing debt.

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>>18302523
listen mumu, if you want to make my puts cheaper... bUy ThE DiP. but we have prime ministers admitted to the fucking hospital because of this memevirus

>> No.18302557

California is going to roll out antibody tests to see if people who didn't even know they caught corona have enough resistance against the virus to work. Probably the most viable method of things going back to 'normal' other than somehow having a vaccine approved in under 16 months.

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>>18302503
>>18302508
i'm sorry but your efforts are in vain

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>>18302536
She was having a threesome with Saber in the VN from day one
As far as I can remember the VAs refused to speak that text.

Where do you think these memes come from?

>> No.18302576

>>18302553
Oh nooooo, how will the world work without useless leeches!
Not the hecking politiciarinos!
Protip: it's literally just the flu bro.

>> No.18302585
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How is borris going to address the country if he has a fucking tube down his throat?

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>>18302576
>it's literally just the flu bro
that's right, and tell all your bullcuck friends too

>> No.18302606

>>18302585
We need Maybot 3.0 to adress the press

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>>18302585
his death will however be bullish as fuck, imagine the trillions the fed will pump into the markets

>> No.18302673

>>18302585
cuomo said people with symptoms severe enough to be put on corona have a 80% death rate from that point on

>> No.18302675

>>18302557
which company is supplying these tests?

>> No.18302682

>>18302648
I don't see us pumping for Boris. No offence, brits.

>> No.18302687

>>18302563
>her anus is defense
>reproductive opening
>the dirtiest part of her
Hahahaaha
Ive never seen that

These porn games were ahead of their time, I wonder if they can get va’s to do this shit now that ishuzoku reviewers has broken the anime/hentai barrier.

>> No.18302699

>>18302557
Source?
I heard about trying something like that, and the brits wanted to issue immunity passports once they could get reliable antibody tests.

>> No.18302702

>>18302050
is the UK still doing that experiment where they're just letting it spread to get herd immunity or was that a meme?

>> No.18302719

>>18302702
sweden is doing that still

>> No.18302726
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how much money will I lose tomorrow?
I'm already down 22% on my 12k

>> No.18302727

>>18302675
Stanford university/hospitals developed it. I'm assuming they're gonna team up with some gigantic company to mass produce these.

https://www.fresnobee.com/news/california/article241774351.html

>> No.18302728

>>18302065
RIP Gap down is going to murder you before you are even able to get out of the position.

>> No.18302732

>>18302050
OI M8 DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT VIRUS?

>> No.18302741

>https://twitter.com/natashaldaly/status/1246900371706036228?s=20
>BREAKING: A tiger at the Bronx Zoo has tested positive for Covid-19. 6 other tigers and lions at the zoo are also showing symptoms. Believed to have been infected by an asymptomatic zoo worker. All doing well. To my knowledge, this is the first animal to test positive in the U.S.
NOT PRICED IN

>> No.18302744

>>18302719
how's it working out for them?

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yall really don't understand, you know there is home health visits and shit for high-profile/elected official (people like borris). the fact that he had to be ADMITTED to a hospital indicates the critical nature of this. Its not just a 'check-up'. ol' mate is either in surgery or intubated.

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is this bullish?

>> No.18302772

>>18302744
pretty good overall, probably the best response.

Thing is you have to deal with public / media in USA and we are "emotional" to put it lightly.

>> No.18302773

>>18302744
living in Sweden myself, per capita we are like no5 in the world for deaths due to covid19, the approach is totally retarded and im honestly thinking they just do it to unload the elders from the pension system, otherwise restaurants are suffering as much as everywhere else. I would also add that unlike other countries people dont take it seriously , meaning i actually expect an explosion in cases and deaths here, plus the fact that we have the least per capita beds in hospitals in europe

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18302776

>mammals all around the world are getting bat aids
now that all mammalian life is about to die from a manufactured chink disease, what will bird people stock exchanges look like?

>> No.18302800

>>18302772
>>18302773
reading these two responses one after the other is pretty funny not gonna lie.

>> No.18302801

>>18302675
Many players

CODX is one I mentioned a while ago its about to rip, got approved friday night, up 33% after-hours. It's an easy swing Monday, you're welcome.

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>>18302726
>only down 22%
>only had 12k

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>>18299812
Fucking idoit's buying naked puts, probably dosent even know what IV is
Buy a debit spread next time you loser

>> No.18302811

>>18302772
>pretty good overall, probably the best response.
You're retarded. t. another swede

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OHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.18302817

>>18302357
didn't they reschedule to the 9th or did they call it off completely?

>> No.18302821
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Is Boris dying priced in?

>> No.18302822

>>18302801
thanks frendero

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>>18302767
hell yeah

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>UK PM JOHNSON APPARENTLY PUT ON VENTILATOR SUPPORT
UK PM JOHNSON APPARENTLY PUT ON VENTILATOR SUPPORT
>UK PM JOHNSON APPARENTLY PUT ON VENTILATOR SUPPORT
UK PM JOHNSON APPARENTLY PUT ON VENTILATOR SUPPORT

>> No.18302835

>>18302815
he will be the sacrifice we need to get everyone to take this seriously. type F to pay respects.

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Reminder to be ready for tomorrow.


"Buy when there's blood in the streets, even if the blood is your own." - Baron Rothschild

>> No.18302839

>>18302815
>>18302821
m8 he wouldn't need to be admitted to the hospital if it wasn't serious. gonna need a vent

>> No.18302841

Update on IG weekend futures:

Yesterday: about -0.7%
Today morning: +1%
Now: 0%

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Anyone watch the Queen’s address?
Gotta love it if she outlives that BoJo clown.

>> No.18302844

>>18302815
i don't want to lose boris

>> No.18302848

>>18302821
Jesus.
Make it stop!

>> No.18302852

>>18302773
>im honestly thinking they just do it
Who are "they"? The Bonniers?

>> No.18302855

>>18302811
It's because you can't think past 10 days ahead.

Every other country is going to "re open" or face a greater depression than you can imagine soon.

It's not that Sweden is fucking retarded, it's that they realize long-term a lockdown is pointless unless you change ground variables significantly.

Better in all respects to let it burn through and take appropriate but measured responses.

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BORIS JOHNSON ON VENTILATOR CONFIRMED
>BORIS JOHNSON ON VENTILATOR CONFIRMED
BORIS JOHNSON ON VENTILATOR CONFIRMED
>BORIS JOHNSON ON VENTILATOR CONFIRMED
BORIS JOHNSON ON VENTILATOR CONFIRMED
>BORIS JOHNSON ON VENTILATOR CONFIRMED
BORIS JOHNSON ON VENTILATOR CONFIRMED
>BORIS JOHNSON ON VENTILATOR CONFIRMED

https://sputniknews.com/uk/202004051078847841-uk-prime-minister-johnson-admitted-to-hospital-for-tests-due-to-persistent-symptoms-of-covid-19/

>> No.18302870

Who here is an ESPO chad?

>> No.18302874

>>18302852
Stefan, the most retarded / without education elected representative in the history of the above mentioned traits

>> No.18302875

>>18302838
yeah how else are the rothschilds suppossed to unload during a major recession

>> No.18302881

>>18302776
Buy dinosaur chicken nuggies

>> No.18302882

>>18302866
80% chance of death

>> No.18302885
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>>18302866
That legit? They’re gonna tube and sedate a world leader? Legitimately a ~1% chance he will never be weaned off.

Buy TMDX btw.

>> No.18302887

C-SPAN Q&A WITH FAUCI TONIGHT

Does that mean they’ll be taking calls from the public on air? Oh wait they might just be doing a profile. Why the hell is the show called Q&A then?

>> No.18302889

>>18302855
Brainlet, all this stupidity is going to accomplish is more dead whites and a more severe blow to the country from corona chan. It's not helping the economy or anything else, really.

>> No.18302890

>>18302866
I thought the market hated brexit, so wouldn't this be bullish?

>> No.18302891

>>18302833
>most vent cases result in death
RIP Boris

>> No.18302902

>>18302889
It’s the same retard that thinks we can defeat the virus by turning up our thermostats. Probably the same retard who fantasizes about the forest fire metaphor.

>> No.18302903

>>18302855
>let it burn through
Source? Has any place done that successfully? What makes you think it won't burn everything down instead of going through?

>> No.18302905

I hope that Obama will use his communism rays to ressurrect the Occupy WallStreet and Blocupy movements to shut down this shitshow once for all.

>> No.18302907

>>18302741
Oh fuck don't tell the chinks, they will be scrambling to eat MAGIC VIRUS TIGER MUCH MUCH-U PENIS-A MAH-JICK STRONG PENIS!!!

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>>18302866
That's genuinely sad.

>> No.18302909

>>18302866
Source?

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>>18302802
those 12k was literally all I had. this was my double and live, or die trying.

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RIP Bojo
Does this mean martial law will finally be ordered?

>> No.18302916

>>18302289
Limit hits havent happened in ages now. Not going to happen anymore.

>> No.18302919

>>18302874
Worse that your two last Culture (Destruction) Ministers?

>> No.18302920

>>18302889
to be fair more people in developing countries are going to die than whites (even if its simply due to lack of gibs or infrastructure collapsing) so pol should be salivating over coronachan

>> No.18302929

>>18302903
What makes you think any economy can go through a 6 month shut down?

>> No.18302930

>>18302815
S

>> No.18302932

>>18302909
https://www.urdupoint.com/en/world/uk-prime-minister-will-undergo-lung-ventilati-884706.html
Literally happening RIGHT NOW

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>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER

>> No.18302940

>>18302835
S

>> No.18302941

>>18302930
dilate, leftypol

>> No.18302954

>>18302833
He really doesn't want pay child support!

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>>18302936
>sputnik news
Kim jong un is a better source than that

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>>18302932
>a source close to the UK healthcare authorities told Sputnik

>> No.18302964

>>18302919
im greek so i dont vote, and dont plan staying here for too long desu, even though my wife is swedish, but from what i have noticed the previous leaders can be blamed for many things, but they were not retards, this guy is an actual retard, in Skåne at least the right wing party is extremely popular with some municipalities reaching 80-90% approvals

>> No.18302966

>>18302936
wtf kind of russian troll site is "sputnik news"

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>>18302936
You are now aware of the fact that most corona patients that end up needing ventilators never recover

>> No.18302970

>>18302936
>20 minutes ago
>not on BBC News yet
wtf is this source

>> No.18302976

>>18302885
Gonna need some lewds of big tittied coronachan bullying little league Ebola chan with hie big tittles and round ass. Corona chan officially in the big league.

>> No.18302977

>>18302941
COPE

>> No.18302979

>>18302970
>The Guardian was told last week that Johnson was more seriously ill than either he or his officials were prepared to admit, and that he was being seen by doctors who were concerned about his breathing.

beeb trying to prevent chaos

>> No.18302984

Anyone long airlines?
DAL, UAL, AAL, LUV?

I'm considering opening a sizable long position.

>> No.18302989

>>18302970
>what is independent verification

>> No.18302990

>>18302929
No no, don't avoid the question. Do you have any sources that claim this will not reinfect people until death? Any at all?

How will your economy handle that?

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>>18302941

>> No.18303004

>>18302891
it isn't a tube though

>> No.18303008

>>18302968
We are approaching a point where corona chan's power could legitimately cause enough chaos and a weird enough string of events to land us in WW3 by christmas

>> No.18303022

>>18303004
yes it is you retard, you need to be intubated for a vent

>> No.18303025

>>18302885
That 1% is just baseline without any comorbidities too

>> No.18303026

>>18302776
Demand for seeds falling
Demand for nuts rising
The TREEPEC is trying to increase production but you cant trust the squirrels.

>> No.18303028

>>18302964
If right wing cuckservatives were capable of making any difference Europe wouldn't be in this situation. Fascism or bust.

>> No.18303029

>>18303008
Oh god yes pls i don't want to go back to work.

>> No.18303032

dubs boris lives

>> No.18303039

>>18303004
Just oxygen?

>> No.18303041
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18303041

tell me what to buy tomorrow morning

>> No.18303045

>>18303022
He might be referring to CPAP which in this case is bad just not as bad as getting RSI’d and wasting away on a propofol drip.

>> No.18303048

>>18299797
the idea is okay, but I think demand for luxury cars is about to plummet when unemployment spikes to 30%

>> No.18303051

>>18303041
GOOG for a 40 day hold

>> No.18303052
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>>18302966
>>18302956
Vatnik news only rarely straight up lies.
Half-truths are superior propaganda.

>> No.18303057
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18303057

singles boris dies

>> No.18303063
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18303063

Is this a possible business strategy
>Find companies that are trading high but are actually shithole companies/frauds etc
>Get all the proof
>short it
>release information
Also in general is shorting shitty hyped up companies a viable investment strategy?

>> No.18303066

ENTERTAINMENT ALERT

70 MINUTES TO NEW WHITE HOUSE PR EVENT

>> No.18303069

>>18303025
Intubation has like a 20% mortality on its own as it often triggers bacterial pneumonia.

>> No.18303088

>>18302979
>>The Guardian was told
yeah ok, by whom?

>> No.18303090

Any legit sources saying Boris got tubed?

>> No.18303092

So is Boris Johnson getting hospitalized priced in? What about him dying

>> No.18303096

>>18302984
I bought DAL for $ 27, it was a bad idea.
Buffett sold Delta and recorded a loss

>> No.18303097

10 minutes until futures frens

>> No.18303103

>>18303090
>>18303092
Pretty sure he's just being "tested"? Or do we think that's a cover?

>> No.18303105

>>18303069
Is it really 20? I was too lazy to look the stats up and lowballed kek. Bullish

>> No.18303107

>>18303063
That's definitely a thing. I think it's the primary way that big-money short sellers make money.

>in general is shorting shitty hyped up companies a viable investment strategy?
Do you have any reason to think they're going to be less "hyped up" in a week/month/year?

If they stay just as "hyped", or get even more "hyped", you're going to lose money. Shorting is only if you expect other investors to lose confidence in them, in a relatively short period of time.

>> No.18303110

>>18303066
"By my authority as the President, the US manufacture's and energy companies will only purchase US oil. American oil, the best oil, and maybe also Canadian oil, they'll like that. We are committed to making American energy companies prosper, and making America GREAT AGAIN!"

>> No.18303113

>>18303063
People do this all the time. They are called "analysts."

>> No.18303114

>>18303063
no, because shitty hyped up companies can keep rising for a lot longer than your money can keep up

>> No.18303116

>>18302984
I'm only touching LUV. Fuck the rest.

>> No.18303117

>>18303063
Yes, and if it's a major corporation that's doing something really bad you can get whistleblower money (if you blow the whistle)

>> No.18303120

>>18303103
tested for what? he already has it and isn't getting better apparently

>> No.18303121
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18303121

we're fucked

>> No.18303122

>>18303103
He was already confirmed to have it... he’s hospitalized to get ventilator

>> No.18303124

>>18303088
me

>> No.18303125

>>18303096
hmm thanks.

DAL was sub-$10 after the last crash, but I actually think these airline stocks don't have much more to drop even if no one is flying for 9 months.

>> No.18303133

>>18303028
if elections made any difference, they would be illegal

>> No.18303142

someone donate their lungs to boris please

>> No.18303151

6 MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.18303155

IT IS CONFIRMED THAT HE HAS TROUBLE BREATHING

>> No.18303157
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>>18302968
>You are now aware of the fact that most corona patients that end up needing ventilators never recover

Not really true, but the chances are high.

Lets remember the fact that Boris is a fatass and has been on the edge of class II obesity. Almost certain to have hypertension ect. He was seriously warned by his doctors when he became the PM.

>> No.18303164

>>18303157
He’s not just a fatal, he’s an alcoholic and has a coke problem.

>> No.18303170

>>18302984

There’s a greater than 50% likelihood that any of them become insolvent. They won’t ALL be insolvent, so just hope you pick the right one.

>> No.18303172

>>18303157
in awe at the size of the lad

>> No.18303175

>>18303157
Fuck he's a lardass

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bullish

>> No.18303181

>>18303110
>"By my authority as the President, the US manufacture's and energy companies will only purchase US oil. American oil, the best oil, and maybe also Canadian oil, they'll like that. We are committed to making American energy companies prosper, and making America GREAT AGAIN!"

>Force American companies pay extra premium for a basic energy, implying elevated costs in just about every sector, during a worldwide economic catastrophe

>> No.18303182

>>18303155
proof

>> No.18303184
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18303184

Saw this little guy scurrying around out back. He said he was planning to keep the bulls in check. I was about to fist bump him and send him on his way, but then he put this smug little grin on and said "AND the bears". Sorry my guy, time to sleep now.

>> No.18303189

>>18302498
>cropped out the feet
cringe

>> No.18303190

>>18303170
hmmm that's actually good advice, maybe i'll spread it out instead of picking just AAL.

>> No.18303191

>>18303133
Exactly. Making people rally around a party or cause does however work. But rightwingers have shown themselves to be no different than weakling cuckservatives. They all end up having multiple people in their leadership who go currupt and sell out to the semite banker's interests.

Fascism or bust. Fascism is not rightwing. Rightwing is a part of (((democracy))) and Fascism is not.

>> No.18303193

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-prime-minister-admitted-to-hospital-for-coronavirus-tests-11969053

Bullish?

>> No.18303197

i hope they put trump in isolation

>> No.18303202
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IMA COOM IN 1 MINUTE
oOoOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18303209

>>18303105
People on ventilators are usually in very poor health and die from a number of resons. Therefore it is hard to give good estimates. I said 20% because this was the number I remembered, but googling gives 10-50%, all depending on study design and patients. If you want to learn more, research ventilator associated pneumonia.

>> No.18303210 [DELETED] 
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LET'S SCALP SOME GAMMA!

>> No.18303208

>>18303182
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/05/boris-johnson-admitted-to-hospital-with-coronavirus
>The Guardian was told last week that Johnson was more seriously ill than either he or his officials were prepared to admit, and that he was being seen by doctors who were concerned about his breathing.

>> No.18303215

>>18303133
damn........

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>>18303189
Like 50% of the time drawing a picture goes towards hand and feet Id imagine.

>> No.18303217
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18303217

L I M I T
I
M
I
T

D O W N

>> No.18303219
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18303219

it's time

>> No.18303222

>>18303117
I saw Harry Markopolis was blowing the whistle on GE while he had also sold his info to a hedge fund that then was shorting GE.

>> No.18303224
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18303223

What happens in 1 minute?

>> No.18303225

aaaand its green again

>> No.18303226
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oh shit..uhh i dont feel too good

>> No.18303230

>>18303164
>Coke problem
>No known coke use after 18 yo

You lose credibility if you start making shit up you know

>> No.18303231
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JUST AS PLANNED

>> No.18303232

>it's green
bearfags btfo

>> No.18303236

Bottom came and went, fucking based

>> No.18303238
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>+1,2%
HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

>> No.18303244

Yeah no fuck this clown market. Goodbye

>> No.18303247
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18303247

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.18303249

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING SCAM MARKET

>> No.18303250
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18303250

PUMP IT

>> No.18303251
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MAKE IT STOP

>> No.18303252

good thing I gave up shorting

>> No.18303254
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WTF IS THIS BAD NEWS AFTER BAD NEWS AND IT GOES UP!? WTF!!!!!!!!

>> No.18303255
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you fucking what?????

>> No.18303257

https://www.strawpoll.me/19704607

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18303260

very high chance of limit up by open

>> No.18303263

>>18303110
"I have heard today from Hannity that I'm too much of a cheerleader. To that end We have decided to let the American people know just how bad it really is: We project 1.4 million dead in America, the greatest country on earth, alone. We hope that most of them will be liberals [waits for laughter that doesn't come] but many of them are sure to be republican. That's why come November it will be more important than ever to get people out to vote. Since there will be fewer total voters that means YOUR vote will count for more. AMERICA FIRST!"

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the bottom is in, confirmed. bears missed their generational buying opportunity. maybe next life bearbros

>> No.18303265

>>18303238
Recovery in 4 weeks tops friend

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Jerome would never let us down like that!

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>>18303202

>> No.18303270

>6:01 pm
>/smg/ freaking out about futures
Calm your tits, biznitches

>> No.18303271

>>18302232
>>18302480
I'm gonna buy a shitload of SQQQ tomorrow morning. Why isn't anyone else talking about this? It should be the easiest money makerr ever if the DOW goes red.

>> No.18303272
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BOJO IS DYING IS BULLISH!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18303276
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MARCH WAS THE BOTTOM KEK

poor bears

>> No.18303278

This market literally makes no fucking sense. I hope the NYSE servers get set on fire by fucking rioters

>> No.18303281

Hell fucking yeah. Get fucked bears you aren't getting a single day.

>> No.18303282
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>>18303266
Not for long...

>> No.18303283
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GREEN OPEN LETS GO

>>18303238
I told you and your brethren last week the TA was looking bullish. You didn't listen. You continued to harp on the everything bubble thesis and line always goes straight down fallacy. Tomorrow you will blame the Fed for the green but you will be (mostly) wrong.

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>>18303267

>> No.18303290

>oil

>> No.18303293

>>18303032
RIP in piece

>>18302970
BBC would be the last outlet to confirm something like that, I expect.

>> No.18303295

SOON THE US WILL HAVE 10,000 PEOPLE DYING EVERY DAY
AND THE STOCK MARKET WILL MAKE ANOTHER ALL TIME HIGH
FUCKING CLOWN MARKET

>> No.18303297

>>18303120
>>18303122
Evaluated by healthcare professionals to see if additional medical intervention is needed.
That may mean things as simple as a bronchial dilator (medication), or supplemental oxygen.

>> No.18303299
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18303299

bears unfathomably blown the fuck out

>> No.18303300

I’m a bear, like really bearish... but Monday’s are going to be green unless something very bad happens over the weekend. Are y’all shitposting or new?

>> No.18303301

>>18302838
Though I agree tomorrow will be a green day, we're far from the bottom. As an example, most investors are reported to be quite bullish for the current state of the market, whereas historically bottoms have been reached only as investors hit the capitulation state.

>> No.18303306

>>18303282
Oil going down means jack. The market wants to go up and only responds to up moves from other things.

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>>18303278
>This market literally makes no fucking sense.

>> No.18303309

you won this minute bulls, but next minute will be ours

>> No.18303310

>>18303282
Off rip Weekend Oil call owners

>> No.18303315

tech should lead the rally this month

>> No.18303316

>>18303282
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18303320

>>18303282
Crude oil is up WTF?

>> No.18303323

>>18303282
YES! MY CSO IS SAVED!

>> No.18303324

>>18303216
The japs save a lot of time by skipping the nose and drawing the same face every time

>> No.18303325

>>18303260
That may be a struggle. The big green won't come until a healthy chunk of those 50% short positions get squeezed out.

>> No.18303330

Boris will survive
Markets crash anyways

>> No.18303331

>>18303300
If we break the wedge up that's it for the down.

>> No.18303332

Should I buy Microsoft and Facebook now, or will the economy be dead in 2020?

>> No.18303336

>>18303301
FUCK HISTORY

THIS AINT HISTORY

ITS 2020

EACH NEW DAY IS A NEW DAY, YOU CAN LOOK BACK FOR SOME IDEAS BUT ITS NOT 1918.

THIS IS A PANDEMIC STOP MARKET.

>> No.18303338
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18303338

>200k will die
>BoJo in ICU
>Unemployment sky high
>Europe not a sign of opening back up
>China with another wave
>Its green
Ok

Thanks god I have no money in this market right now.

>>18303282
Damn I wanted to buy some shorts

>> No.18303341

>>18303282
imagine holding USO calls right now

>> No.18303342

>>18303096
buffet had to be less than 10% holder for when they get government regs

>> No.18303346

>>18303282
No one cares about oil anymore. Oil traders cleared out with that last rally. Oil can drop to 0 now and no one will notice.

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>> No.18303354

I have never seen a vagina

>> No.18303355

>>18303164
also asthma is super common in uk, any kind of respiratory illnesses gonna be bad in uk

>> No.18303357

>>18303209
Fortunately, or unfortunately, that doesn't seems to be the case for covid-caused intubation.

>> No.18303360

>>18303332
buy those now if you want in

goog is good too m8

>> No.18303363

When we’re all gone, who will win the Dolphin/Crow war?

>> No.18303365

>>18302984
Yea Im long on DAL, but I got in too early. bought at 25 thinking it would not go to its previous low. Then that fucker Buffett went and sold and fucked me.

Dont know if i should get out now before my losses get to high? or hold until I make it....or they go to zero.

>> No.18303368

>>18303354
is this priced in?

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18303373

IM SORRY MUMU

>> No.18303375

>>18303332
I kind of want to buy MSFT but I hate that the things that drive their stock are grossly inferior (but often still "second best") products like azure, teams, etc

>> No.18303377

>Boeing extends production shutdown

>> No.18303378
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18303378

Remember me bears?
It's party time.

>> No.18303382

>>18303008
Why would we even need a world war?

We skipped straight past WW1 into the Spanish flu. The war was a nothingburger compared to the fatalities of the flu.

>> No.18303390

>>18303365
I might have ate a 400 dollar loss out of a 1.5k initial investment on 5/15 SPY 240p but I'm sure as hell am glad I sold on Friday and bought REM puts instead.

>> No.18303394

>>18303300
>Are y’all shitposting or new?
When threads regularly fill in under six hours you may comfortably assume a combination of both those parties involved.

>> No.18303395

>>18303357
I'm not aware that there are good data yet. The problem with covid is that they already have pneumonia upon intubation. I guess it is underdiagnosed, but may not make too much difference.

>> No.18303398

>>18303354
bullish

>> No.18303400

>>18303365
This is the buying opportunity of a lifetime. Airlines dumped after Buffett had to reduce his stake for regulatory reasons. He will probably come on and talk to Becky Quick and say he did it to keep his stake under 10% and is still bullish long term.

You will see airlines rally like crazy especially since oil is down today.

Buy airlines on the open.

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18303404

>Futures green

>> No.18303405
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18303405

Where is the colossal retard who tried to tell me that oil will go sky high come monday?
>"Why short oil when it will reach the highest price in years come next week?"
While larping as a military expert.

Hope youre happy with your USO kek

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18303406

It's going to the moon.

>> No.18303413

>>18303320
Crude is down 10%. You may be looking at delayed data from Friday's close. Check again in ten minutes.

>> No.18303416
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18303416

The /smg/ prophet TA master was correct.

>> No.18303420

THAT OIL DUMP
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18303426
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>>18303377
EXTREMELY BULLISH
BA TO 300!

>> No.18303430
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18303430

Bobo more like BTFO am i rite

>> No.18303429

>>18303378
D.A.K.
Die Aktien Katastrophe
20.10.20

>> No.18303432

>>18303416
fucking lol

>> No.18303434
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18303434

it's not like a green futures open has ever been a fakeout or anything

>> No.18303436

>>18303426
CHEAPER USO CALLS

>> No.18303438
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>>18303377
>Boeing is such a shitty company that producing anything would make them lose money than not producing stuff
>Price goes up
BA 150 tomorrow
Screencap this

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18303441

Stay right where you are bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sjx8ufC3Ho

>> No.18303442
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>https://www.ccn.com/warren-buffett-will-shame-all-value-investing-doubters-after-coronavirus-crisis-is-over/

STOP LAUGHING BROS

>> No.18303443

>things are going bad all around the world
>Market ended in the negative on friday
>1M+ cases worldwide
>oil -10%

>futures up
This market is bullshit.

>> No.18303451

>futures

what cope level is Mumu at

>> No.18303452
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Yes, believe the futures. Buy calls at open goy.

>> No.18303453

>>18303434
In this crab market 1% right of the bat is huge and I'd say irreversible in a day.

>> No.18303455

Unironically going all in next week on Tesla and Oil, when they take any big or medium dip. Peacing out of this market, don't care. I'll play with paper money.

>> No.18303461

>>18303434
if coronavirus trends downwards like this another day in a row... +5% rally

>> No.18303465

>>18303413
>>18303420
What does that mean for oil stocks tomorrow at open exactly? are we going to see a major dip or slight one?

>> No.18303468

>>18303443
>This market is jewshit
yes

>> No.18303476

>>18303465
Oil meeting was delayed to the 8th, so you might see another dump

>> No.18303477
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Let me remind you all what type of market we're in.

>> No.18303479
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Always bet against /biz/.

>> No.18303481

>>18303283
Needs a bigger hat

>> No.18303482

>>18303465
-10% on oil price is very bad for oil companies.

>> No.18303486

>>18303461
>trends downwards like this
>downwards
...like what

>> No.18303487

>>18303272
dead bojo was priced in two weeks ago

>> No.18303489

How des one make money out of this bull trap?
Never traded anything in my life, except for pokemon cards.

>> No.18303492

>>18303390
I have myself convinced that as soon as I get out at a loss, orange man is going to tweet something positive, Buffett will get back in and send airline stocks to the moon for a day or two.

I dont want to be a sell the dip meme faggot.

>> No.18303495

>>18303442
>But if history is any guide, Buffett will outperform the market once the coronavirus pandemic is over.
Because his dumb stocks like AAL and whatnot dropped the hardest. And when the crisis is over they go up the most.
Wow.
Such a smart guy.

>> No.18303500

>>18303486
you should be living breathing sleeping coronavirus numbers, stats, treatments, etc

>> No.18303502

>>18303443
It means buy far out puts and you will easily x100

>> No.18303503

>>18303282
Honestly kind of disappointed that's all it dropped

>> No.18303506

>>18302936
Fake and gay, the actual tweet says he was admitted for testing.

>> No.18303507

>>18303453
lol

>> No.18303513

>>18303375
Are AWS and Slack really THAT much better? Is gen2 so much better than windows? Is OpenOffice really that much better than word and excel and PowerPoint??

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>>18303481

>> No.18303524

>>18303500
we are not trending downwards. a slightly less explosive growth is not trending downwards

>> No.18303526

Why is oil down? Didn't trump and putin agree to cut down production? And there's an opec meeting on thursday.

>> No.18303530
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dump starts

>> No.18303533

>>18303400
Buffett isn’t going to explain himself until the shareholder meeting, at which point it will be too late for anyone trying to copy him.

>> No.18303534

NEW
>>18303527
>>18303527
>>18303527
>>18303527

>> No.18303535

>>18303400
>>18303390
i was thinking of buying 750 call contracts, OTM for June. . . why the fuck not ya know?

>> No.18303537

>>18303354
Any leveraged ETF for this?

>> No.18303538

>>18303465
Minor dip monday with larger dip tuesday, then regular dips until the meeting is scheduled at which point a good pump (~20%) and then depends on events.

>> No.18303540

Honestly with VIX being this low, I might start buying 2-3 month puts now. IV crushed raped my April puts.

Also, futures are slowly tanking. I expect them to be less than .5% positive or negative by the time we open tomorrow.

>> No.18303541

>>18303526
Because Trump is a fucking retard that blathers lies about how Russia and Saudi agreeing on a deal when it never happened, then delaying it which was supposed to happen tomorrow

>> No.18303546

>>18303526
>Why is oil down?
global demand shock perhaps?

>> No.18303549

>>18303513
yes, yes, and yes
it's only a matter of time until MSFT Office products go the way of AOL chatrooms and become a forgotten part of the internet

>> No.18303551

>>18303441
Is it even worth watching this ancient fantasy or should I just rewatch outlaw star and hakusho and LOGH?

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DO I GO ALL IN ON SQQQ OR WHAT

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>>18303530
Oh?

>> No.18303769

>>18303271
If we open green tomorrow I'm for sure buying SQQQ

>> No.18303779

>>18303400
airlines are a long play, you wont see airline gains for 2+ years.

>> No.18303808

>>18303779
The second air travel reopens you can sell out on a pretty huge profit. But that does mean waiting at least 2 months before that happens.

>> No.18303835

>>18303769
>If we open green tomorrow I'm for sure buying SQQQ
I'm a brainlet, please explain

>> No.18303869

>>18303835
When its green SQQQ goes down so I'll buy it when its cheap

>> No.18303884

Why the f*ck is google bearish? There are millions of people at home trying to find porn how is the stock price plunging?

>> No.18303946

>>18303884
>google
>making money off search alone
Search is a plow. Data is the seed. Ads are the harvest.

No one is buying ads because no one is buying period. The economy is still at an utter standstill throughout much of the english speaking world.

>> No.18303959

>>18302050
if you showed this much care and concern for somali immigrants maybe this would be a better place.

>> No.18303976

>>18303959
No one gives a fuck about pirateniggers. Maybe they should fix their own fucking country.

>> No.18304006

>>18303946
Makes sense. Thanks.

>> No.18304250

>get myself a degiro account
>waiting list is in the 14k's.
Welp guess i am not gonna get to use it this month