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Are horses a stable investment?

>> No.11754483

Neigh.

>> No.11754485
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>>11754476

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>>11754476

>> No.11754493
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probably not going to put many carrots on the tabel

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>> No.11754497

>>11754476
they shit and they die

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>>11754483

>> No.11754516

>>11754476
Hay, quit horsing around.

>> No.11754523

>>11754476
They got four legs. Seems pretty stable for me.

>> No.11754526

nice reddit thread. take my upvote

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>>11754476

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>>11754476
Best store of value since bitcoin

>> No.11754563

>>11754476

Rent young horses to rich white girls
Sell the meat of old horses

Horse meat is actually very tasty...i love it

Better investment than stock market, cryptos and pm combined

>> No.11754576

>>11754476
They are similar to cars. Are cars a stable investment?
No, only if you hustle like a Mofo and somehow sipp of money from the NPCs will you make money in the long run.

Of course there are these Halo cars/horses which actually pull their own weight in terms of profits put these are rare and you won't get them unless you're already part of the family.

>> No.11754617

I'd like to ride a horse, just for the experience, but I wouldn't even know where to begin. Plus, as a thirty-two-year-old grown-ass man I'd feel silly just rocking up to a place and being like 'i want to ride Bessie around for an hour, how much'.

So, here I am acting like a 90s sitcom little sister, smiling like a big dumb idiot at clever, clicker-trained horses on youtube

>> No.11754618

>>11754476
your post is the highlight of my day op

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>>11754483
very nice

>> No.11754638

>>11754476
No.
But stables are.

>> No.11754642

>>11754617
Buy a Groupon or whatever, seriously...

>> No.11754651

>>11754642
I never thought of that: what a good idea.

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>>11754523

>> No.11755116

most wholesome thread in months

>> No.11755451

No, but shilling horses and horse accessories to normies caught up in the horse mystic is. Organise race horse syndicates that you onsell to normie punters at a big markup and take a cut on the ongoing maintaince fees.

>> No.11755466

>>11754617
Do a tourist horse riding thing with the missus. Warning they occasionally throw new riders off killing them.

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>>11754476

>> No.11755486

sure if you like BIG HORSE COCK

>> No.11755560

>>11754476
thats funny shit OP

have a you

>> No.11755639

>>11754806
based stallion aint gonna break that easy

>> No.11755655

delete this

>> No.11755695

>>11754617
literally look up "horseback riding tours", you will go with a group of 5-7 people and everyone is at least a horse length's apart so it's not awkward to be by yourself. Or mass-text all the girls you know asking if they'd like to join. Unfortunately until you have a solid relationship with the horse (which can take months) they won't let you go faster than a light canter but even that can be exhilarating in the right setting (woods or lake, not a lame prairie). They're usually not too cheap, like $35-60 per person for an hour or so.

>> No.11755723

>>11754476
>>11754483
Based

>> No.11755780

>>11754476
Worked at a barn and owned a quarter horse and a Tennessee walker. Fuck no they aren't a good investment. Its literally the worst case example for "if it flies, floats or fucks..."

>> No.11755814

>>11755780
>Worked at a barn and owned a quarter horse
Could you not afford the whole thing?

>> No.11755932

>>11755780
Walking horses are animal abuse and that barn should be burned down you mother fucker

>> No.11755942

yee haw

>> No.11755948

>>11754476
>horses
>stable
bought 100k of each

>> No.11755959

>>11754476
Fuck off back plebbit

>> No.11756123

>>11754476
>1 post by this ID
seems like OP was a one trick pony

>> No.11756132

>>11754476
>>11754483
kek

>> No.11756218

Race horses are the worst investment you can possible make. $75-125/day for training + vet bills that quickly add up because horses get sick a fuck ton. Buy a yearling at a sale for $100k+ with absolutely no guarantee they make it to the races. Most horses are shit and wont even make it out of the claiming race levels. Just sinking $$ every day into a losing horse that will never recoup the value you put into it

t. horse racing family

>> No.11756475

I secretly want to fuck one

>> No.11756654

>>11754563
>certified horse whisperer
better profession than whole IT sector

>> No.11756666

>>11754476
>>11754483
good

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>>11754476
if youre a girl, yes

>> No.11756706

>>11755814
Lmao

>>11755932
It wasn't a walker barn, plus I didn't teach the thing its dumb fucking gait, it learned on its own. Plus I only did the most patrician of training, aka natural horsemanship.

>> No.11756714

>>11754806
That's a 180 though

>> No.11757139

>>11756696
Wait what... what is happening here...

>> No.11757191

>>11757139
Old picture, it's not horse cum, she's just trolling

I wish it was horse cum, though

>> No.11757193

>>11754476
made me laugh, thanks anon

>> No.11757321

>>11756218
At least you can fuck them.

>> No.11757586

>>11756706
The true patrician equestrian sport is dressage you plebeian, followed by hunting.

>> No.11757700

>>11757321
Based and furrypilled

>> No.11758244

>>11757586
True, my sister does it. Way fucking harder than western, I don't care what faggot ass barrel racers say. Plus rodeos are pleb tier. And all the hot rich bitches ride English anyways.

>> No.11759036

>>11754476
Sometimes, but they can also be stable customers.

>> No.11759047

>>11754617

is this some sex thing or some shit in this post?

>> No.11759058

Il ne faut pas être à cheval sur les profits

>> No.11759071

>>11754483
/biz/ needs more puns loike this

>> No.11759148

>>11759047
I can sympathize with someone wanting to do something interesting, without running the risk of arriving in a crowd of excited eight-year-old girls or something.

>> No.11759276

>>11754483
>>11754476
>we reddit now

>> No.11759328

>>11756714
this
just sold 500k horses

>> No.11759574

>>11757191
i'd pay a couple linkies to see her suck off that stallion

>> No.11760085

>>11754476
arent horses 2nd to mans best friend? i cant think of anything more iconic then a military leader on a horse

>> No.11760272

>>11754476
horse dicks are a good investment though.
Do you even know how much fucking money bad dragon makes?

>> No.11760304

>>11759574
I'd pay a couple stinkies to suck the stallion off, she can watch or fuck off, don't care either way

>> No.11760322

>>11754476

HRS mooning soon!!

>Horsecoin ICO

>> No.11760676

there are 2 kinds of people that invest in horses:
1. richfags who have the means to sustain a shit machine that devours money
2. people who want to fuck them

>> No.11761230

>>11756475
Me too, anon. Me too.

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Invest in me Anon

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>>11754476
Yes. Especially horse milk.

>> No.11761344

>>11754476
>>11754483
reddit.com/r/4chan

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>>11754476
No, but horse stables are...

>> No.11761440

>>11756696
>>11761332

You just know.

>> No.11761445

>jokes are reddit now reeeeeeeeeeee
What the fuck is wrong with people

>> No.11761455

>>11754476
>>11754483
topkek based and horsepilled

>> No.11761462

>>11761412
also they look very cosy

>> No.11761466

>>11761445
I just meant that this post is likely to be reposted on reddit.

>> No.11761478

>>11761466
who gives a shit

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>>11761230
When the singularity occurs, I guarantee it'll be one of the first things I do