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Brainlets BTFOd on IQ edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed]

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>>9987570

>> No.9990738

What’s y’all opinion on SRC?

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RATSUCHAN

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I hope you bought the dip

>> No.9990791

>>9990738
into the trash it goes

>>9990766
qt mozie

>>9990779
disgusting

New podcast: Nature edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfMQxfQyySQ

>> No.9990816

Thoughts on ABIL?

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I am sad markets are my only friends and now they are on vacation for 2 days

>> No.9990825

Got drunk last night and out of boredom bought some ETH on RH. Go figure it drops $100 overnight. Fucking bogs.

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>Mu at 57
To think I bought in at 58 thinking it wouldn't go lower. I thought you guys said it was getting pinned at max pain.

>> No.9990835

>>9990791
What ever happened to those calls you had?

>> No.9990856

>>9990820
same buddy. dunno how to make frens now that i just work and focus on making it and people have families and stuff

>> No.9990873

>>9990820
Time to stalk their social media pages
>sec.gov

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>>9990835
Pic related

>> No.9990905

>>9990791
FEET

>> No.9990908

>>9990820
holy shit its friday?? fuck i need to stop taking xannax

>> No.9990922

>>9990791
Good podcast buddy. This improved my mood

>> No.9990941

big5 if youre still here, the places that the dude reccomended were
>first NY
and
>schoenfeld
https://www.schonfeld.com/InvestmentStrategies
apparently schoenfeld lets you go in with NO money down, so i dunno how it all works desu

>>9990738
im holding it for div, an because i sold off into that crash. ive made tons of money on those guys desu. theyre a really high div REIT tho so they wipe out sometimes. but if youre looking for div, its there. and with fed funds up and rising, the real estate sector has been DOPE to be holding onto.

i think its worth it desu

>>9990825
whos giving them so many calls from jail. i thought you only get one every once in a while

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>>9990791
wow a very comfy empisode

>> No.9990969

>>9990791
GOOD episode, I needed that

>> No.9990970

>>9990922
thx grimm :))))))

>>9990905
I had to add feet for erotic material

>>9990951
I wish I could have added the witches hut but it was too flooded

>> No.9990988

>>9990791
fuck i hate your voice. sounds like you are having a very hard fucking time talking and just need to clear your fucking throat of all the cum you've been chugging. Thats where you live? is shrek your neighbor?

>> No.9990998

>>9990901
lol you better try to talk some sense into hi IV anon and tell him not to put 2k down on 2 year AMD calls at like 60IV. hes going to do it just out of spite.

>> No.9990999

>>9990820
>>9990856
I relate heavily to this.
I had to move for a job.
I at least used to be able to hold comfy conversations with most normies, but now I've somehow ascended beyond being able to even blend in with them very much.

>>9990901
That's literally my favorite wojak.

>> No.9991012

>>9990988
So people seem to be overreacting in regards to GBR's dip? you mentioned that it hasnt even past 24 since the deal buy out took place. Any chance its going back up?

>> No.9991022

>>9990988
I don't mind his voice. Just because your life is collapsing around you doesn't mean you need to beat up on an innocent soul like comfy.

>> No.9991028

>>9990988
yo >>9990941

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>>9989357
I looked into that 5 years ago. Don't fucking do it. You can already trade with a 50:1 ratio, I was doing that shit when I was 20.

>>9989930
I'm down 2k for today. Selling half in case it drops more and buying a few puts as a net in case something crazy happens. I made 8k on it this month so I'm not upset or anything. I mean if it even climbs to 40 ever again I will be up 16k nearly. I will buy the other half back in monday. I'm confident in this as a long hold ranging from 3-6 months.

>>9990649
I lost nearly nothing because I averaged down with an extra 3000 shares at 35.4. I work, sometimes I shitpost while working but Fridays are super busy and I had to deliver a policy.

>> No.9991069

>>9991028
>https://www.schonfeld.com/InvestmentStrategies
i'm looking into it
still liking the texas anon idea about real estate there

>>9991012
It's been a day since annoucement.. GBR is heading for a buyout.. i'm not worried at all.

>>9991022
i've been bashing on him for awhile.. my life falling apart has nothing do do with him sounding like a cum gurgling fag.

>> No.9991076

>>9990941
The bogs built and financed their own prison, they are very much still active.

>> No.9991097

Wait, just watched the podcast, kneepad has leukemia?!?! I always though her dying was just a larp. Jesus...

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Its the final Big5 Meltup episode!

>> No.9991126

>>9990791
Good podcast. I give it a 9 / 11, but only because I didn't get to call you and rant about the juice.

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>>9990820
>tfw No qt 3.14 to talk about stonks with

>> No.9991176

>>9991126
Juice episode soon, making sure I have twitch correct

>>9990988
Thx daddy, I'm happy to be your emotional support waifu

>> No.9991196

>>9990791
the wait was worth it imo senpai desu baka

>> No.9991203

>>9990999
Fug are you me? Also nice numerals

>> No.9991205

>>9991069
Thanks for the reassurance man, also sucks to hear about the relationship thing, but thats in the past and the only thing you can do is to be the best you that you can be. Maybe you should look into changing your environment like what Texas anon said.

Take care

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>>9991176
>Thx daddy, I'm happy to be your emotional support waifu
can i finger you later?

>> No.9991220

>>9991097
it's a larp. don't fall for it

>> No.9991261

>>9991097
She's gambling on stocks to pay for surgery. If she loses she dies.

>> No.9991270

>>9991220
we saw the hands
Definitely dying

>> No.9991271

Everyone here is a wounded individual. Hang in there guys. The weekend is short. See you all Monday.

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>>9991051
>I looked into that 5 years ago. Don't fucking do it. You can already trade with a 50:1 ratio, I was doing that shit when I was 20.
I was kind of thinking that too about trading firms. What do they offer that I wouldn't get from just trading on my own? 50:1 leverage isn't as crazy for working with in forex as it is in equities

Also, ngl your anime girl posting is impressive. This doesn't seem like the recycled shit that the rest of /biz/ and /b/ uses

>> No.9991294

>>9990999
the autism is spreading
embrace it. it will yield superior gains. you are ascending from retail brainletry and awakening to your latent autismic power. utilize it, and you will be granted infinite gains 4eva. a sort of personal golden bull

>> No.9991300

>>9991271
>The weekend is short

if only that were true. wtf do you do?

>> No.9991301

>>9991205
thanks man i appreciate it.. I'm going to just focus on myself now.. i poured so much time, money, and effort into this girl over the past few years and then she just leaves out of no where ?!? it really sucks.. i own 3 houses and at the current moment i am basically "homeless" and will have to move into my sisters until the time being.. didn't think i would be in this situation at all..

>> No.9991323

>>9991271
>+5% on the daily
>tipsy from a good Sancerre
>coming home to my gf
I'm not wounded in the slightest

>> No.9991326

>>9991069
i didnt know you were a forex guy desu
is that your thing? i thought it was OTC memes

>> No.9991357

>>9991300
Drugs

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>>9991271
as long as you keep reinvesting dividends, all your dreams will come true

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REEEEEEEEEE JUST CUT MY HAIR AND STOP ASKING ABOUT MY LIFE GOD DAMMIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9991398

>>9991357
fuck...why is modern life like this? we're all so together alone. not much for drugs but guess i'll start drinking more, at least on the weekends. it's the /smg/ way after all

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>>9991394
Just answer bro. Only good things can come out of this.

>> No.9991444

>>9991394
Lol, do you really think she can't see what you're doing on your phone while cutting your hair? Hairdressers are fucking snoops, they're experts at multitasking when it comes to spying on people's privacy.

>> No.9991463

>>9991012
>So people seem to be overreacting in regards to GBR's dip?
lol
its down what, 2.4% on the day? you atleast TRIED to get a good limit on it right? im down like $5 +comission over all on the whole this. what did you just FOMO market buy into it yesterday?
>you mentioned that it hasnt even past 24 since the deal buy out took place.
it was like noon yesterday where the stock was halted and the deal happened
>Any chance its going back up?
lol
no. none. sell me yours, i like losing money

>> No.9991502

>>9991442
No she’s an old hag
>>9991444
Should I ask her what she thinks of Ratsu?

>> No.9991509

>>9991398
lol
i dont drink.
but i smoke a lot desu

>> No.9991573

>>9991502
At least she's nice enough to pretend to care about you. It's already something.

>tfw nostalgia attack

>> No.9991597

>>9991394
Just do what I do and don't go. I haven't had a haircut in three years

>> No.9991602

>>9991291
The difference is they give you some tools and take your fucking money.

In regards to my pixel posting I have like 4000 gigabytes of images. at least a third of them I use in DnD. Hell right now I'm making overworld maps for town roughly the size of Paris down to every 5 foot space. I have a campaign thats been going for 4 years where everyone is basically a town guard, thwarting thieves, cultists, the mafia, and having mid life crisis's, getting involved in local politics, investing in the creation of young sports organizations to give the urban youth an outlet to focus on to escape from the destitute poverty of the docks. I'm hardcore about my roleplaying. I have to write up 20 pages of NPC bios for character journals before tomorrow.

One of my players handles image edits that he uses as a synopsis for each session. Typically 3-5 per session so around 600 exist. Pictured is the serial rapist "Daddy Now".

>> No.9991604

>>9991301
Well the lows are there so we know not to make those mistakes again. We all think that there are some situations that we wont ever be in. In the end, that low is going to be that rise from the bottom that much sweeter. All about perspective man.

I had a similar experience and it took me years to cope, but then I realize in the end as long as in the long run you're better than you were before. It's okay.

>> No.9991618

>>9991152
That's so true tho. It kind of hurts.

>>9991176
No rush, just super hyped

>>9991203
It's mainly the stocks.
I actually started a slack channel at work just because everyone else hates it so much.
Somehow got like 90 people in there watching me sperg about how TVIX is such a fucking tease, and a few people with plebbit levels of knowledge or legitimate FA posters to bounce things off of

>>9991294
This unironically is roughly what I think will happen if I ever start getting even mediocre results out of my ML algorithm.

>>9991301
>own 3 houses
>have to move into sister's place
Are you renting them out or something?

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>>9991602
forgot somehow

>> No.9991644

>>9990766
part 2 soon

>> No.9991671

>>9991394
I had a barber as a kid who would constantly rest her boobs on my shoulder or press them against the back of my neck. Wonder if she was a pedo and i could have gotten in on some straight shota action?

>> No.9991731

>>9991602
I have a hundred of .ods sheets and 2/3rd of a shelf summing up the economy and relations between the planets and main NPCs in my Deathwatch/Dark Heresy/Rogue Trader campaign. I feel you.

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>>9991602

>> No.9991768

>>9991205
>changing environment

this desu, just got a job offer a week before my gf broke up with me. Im gonna take it now and move to Texas. Leave my baggage behind and reset my life. Feeling pretty good desu.

>> No.9991799

>>9991398
You guys got me to pick up drinking.
I'm probably dropping it and doubling down on personal projects.

>>9991602
>The difference is they give you some tools and take your fucking money.
But I'm making my own fucking tools! So they'll just take my fucking money lol
>In regards to my pixel posting I have like 4000 gigabytes of images.
Impressive.
>at least a third of them I use in DnD. Hell right now I'm making overworld maps for town roughly the size of Paris down to every 5 foot space. I have a campaign thats been going for 4 years where everyone is basically a town guard, thwarting thieves, cultists, the mafia, and having mid life crisis's, getting involved in local politics, investing in the creation of young sports organizations to give the urban youth an outlet to focus on to escape from the destitute poverty of the docks. I'm hardcore about my roleplaying. I have to write up 20 pages of NPC bios for character journals before tomorrow.
>One of my players handles image edits that he uses as a synopsis for each session. Typically 3-5 per session so around 600 exist. Pictured is the serial rapist "Daddy Now".
Very impressive.
I think I'd have to get along with normies for DnD so I've never really tried it.
There's definitely nobody around that I'm super close with now that I've had to move for work.

>> No.9991813

>>9991768
changing environment gives you room to make new friends, experience. Almost like a blank slate, which is very important for us mentally. Glad you're doing that anon. It's going to be good.

>> No.9991889

>>9991768
Leaving baggage behind has been very nice.

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>>9991271

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>>9991799
I have a core group of friends I talk to daily over the phone/discord. We just use roll 20. I mean I just code macros and mod the game anyway to make it way faster and more fluid than in person anyway. And since we use so many art assets it makes it really easy to get into. I've ran game finder before, but usually just run my core group since randos can be kinda autistic. If I ever plan another one shot or short campaign for strangers on the interwebs I may stop by here before /tg/.


My players are typically insane so I'm sure I could handle any autism. This guy is cool, but holy shit he does so much shit like this. It almost forces to work as hard as I can on the campaigns.
https://www.kizoa.com/Movie-Video-Slideshow-Maker/d168490153k7888291o1l1/the-life-and-loneliness-of-ebe-huchon

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>lose 1000 bucks on OTM options bets.
>its okay because your tesla short paid for it all

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Can you goyim smell it? There's money in the water. HMNY is going to fucking explode next week. Monday is going to be a test day, probably hit a new low before recovering, but the rest of the week is going to be a fucking money bath. Get ready for some real shit, just make sure to get in and out fast as fuck.

>> No.9992091

>>9990826
people think it's going down next year. semis are cyclical.

>> No.9992108

should I buy jnj and pg long term?

>> No.9992113

How do I learn to short? I'm always much more worried about puts the calls.

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>>9992113
>I'm always much more worried about puts than* calls.

>> No.9992213

>>9992108
of course you should

>> No.9992239

alright frens got a buzz goin what should i do?

>please no kys

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Why is the market doing so well this month?

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>>9992239
If I'm right, HMNY should test .28 on Monday. If it does and recovers, you're going to want to buy in and sell before it gets too close to $0.75. It's not ready to squeeze to a $1 yet, but it's still going to be a fun as fuck week.

>> No.9992349

update on high IQ high cognitive capacity trades

July 6th 350 TSLA calls - didn't sell yet, expecting a big rebound

AMD 22 dollar Calls JAn 2019 - Have $700~ worth, didn't buy more yet. Still want to.

No worried on the TSLA calls at all. That's called being a CHAD investor with HIGH IQ who doesn't need to stupid like a nerd #nerdbash

>> No.9992360

>>9992312

too late i'm in at .55

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>>9992239
Watch the last episode of hinamatsuri.

>> No.9992380

Invested into MCD for all the cheap labour they are about to get from crpyto wojaks

>> No.9992390

>>9992360
Well, this will be a good opportunity for you to get out with a profit so you can buy back in when it tests $0.25 in a few weeks.

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>the time decay will kill the TSLA 350 calls
>better sell in case you end worthless
top kek, low IQ thoughts from nerds

I'm even bragging about my TSLA 350 CALLS because I have that much faith in them. WIMPS.

>> No.9992419

>>9992390

what makes you think this will happen?

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>>9992419
Don't question me, goy. I'm trying to give you free money. I'm not even telling you to trust me blindly. If it goes from $0.28 to $0.75 next week, you'll know to get out and set an order for $0.25. If it doesn't happen, you know to ignore my bullshit.

>> No.9992472

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA180706C00350000?p=TSLA180706C00350000

8.30-6.45 (-43.73%)
As of 3:57PM EDT. Market open.

no FEAR

never give in to low IQ retards influence.

I am posting this to give inspiration to all of my fans here in the thread.

>> No.9992474

What is the best way to bet on an economic downturn over the next year or two? So far I have considered OTM VIX calls and DB shorts/puts.

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LMAO

NFLX IS THE MOST KEK COMPANY EVER

>> No.9992494

>>9992485

c.u.c.k. not kek

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>>9991502
Ratsu chan is dead. Neuro anon lobotomized her earlier

>> No.9992514

reminder that agricultural gainz are best gainz
im a fuggin farmer nao

>>9992067
i suppose this is proper risk management

>> No.9992517

>>9992485
I know what I'm buying next week.

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>>9992239
SMG Chilies weekend party!

>> No.9992531

>>9992517
whats that

>> No.9992543

>>9992529
Does chili's have good food? I've been considering going to one but they look kind of bad.

>> No.9992553

>>9992543
they have the exact same food as any of those chain restaurants

applebees, tgi fridays, ruby tuesdays, chilis... all the same shit

>> No.9992563

>>9991326
no.. forex is not my thing at all.. never even tried only on demo accounts that lasted about a night and never logged back in.

>>9991604
>Well the lows are there so we know not to make those mistakes again.
yeah man.. theres no averaging down on this one

>>9991618
>Are you renting them out or something?
yeah I've been a landlord for about 6-7 years now

>> No.9992565

>>9992531
Netflix

>> No.9992575

>>9992565
yikes

wouldnt recommend it bud

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anyone in this thread buy worthless desert yet?

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>>9992543
just order the grilled cheese + orange chicken and watch the Americas Funniest Home Videos reruns

>> No.9992610

>>9992584
unironically been debating moving to arizona for a year now

>> No.9992614

>>9992601
>order grilled cheese

Do people do this?

>> No.9992636

>>9992584
No, but I inherited some from my grandfather.

>> No.9992660

>>9992610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDAy2-Y9g58

Watch this, it's all about Arizona avocado trees. If you are autistic you will research it for the next week after watching.

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9992671

>>9992553
When I was a small child my parents would take me to TGI Friday's sometimes, but I don't really remember if the food was good. A waitress told me that if I ate all my food I could have a comic book, but after I did I realized they gave the comic to kids regardless. It was a promotional tie in to this weird book.

>> No.9992678

>>9992636
>Do people do this?
where at?

You want the dirt cheap land. No water access, no road access. Like worthless SHIT land.

>> No.9992682
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kek apparently me sell order hit last few mins of bells thank you dump
then then BTC's price drop wiped out all gains -_-

>> No.9992699

>>9992614
I always order the grilled cheese at every restaurant
Dont give a fuck, Grilled cheese every time

>> No.9992702

>>9992678
Nevada.

>> No.9992704

>>9992699
thats really sad

>> No.9992713

>>9992563
forex is fucking scary
i cant handle it. you should double check its something you can do if its a spot that takes money down desu senpai

theres other prop shops that do other stuff tho
its not the worst idea in the world if you got a strat thats scale-able. if you can prove within a shadow of a doubt that you can make money consistently, you should be able to realistically get a job at most of the lower rung prop shops. its literally all they care about. if you lose a bunch and suck, ur fired.

just saying be careful with the forex. imo its really pretty much like gambling

>> No.9992717

>>9992699
yeah I go out to eat breakfast and order an egg and 2 slices of toast. Saves me so much work.

>> No.9992720
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9992720

>>9992543
Buy discounted gift cards from discounted gift card sites to save shekels.

>> No.9992729

>>9992702
Nice don't sell it. Desert land is the new COAST. Desert land is going up up up, everyone wants hot dry land.

>> No.9992733

>>9992671
>they hid child anon's pills in his food like a dog

>> No.9992780

>>9992720
They sell fraudulent gift cards on darknet markets, I wonder if you could get in trouble for using them
>>9992733
No I always took my medicine like a good boy, and they don't have pills that can cure autism

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>>9992682
Thats what you deserve for buying Crapto

>> No.9992788

>>9992529
I pumped so hard in power hour I ending up +3% instead of only +1%, a round for the table!

>> No.9992799

>>9992729
>Nice don't sell it.

Wouldn't dream of it. The land is held in a family trust which my children will eventually inherit.

>> No.9992802

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yakhseI8pus

This guy's youtube is pretty dope for interesting AZ grown tropical trees.

his website
https://www.greenlifebyshamusoleary.com

>> No.9992831

>>9992699
Hmmm, upon going through the chili's menu online it appears that grilled cheese can only be ordered off the children's menu. And it doesn't appear they carry orange chicken at all. What's the deal?

>> No.9992844

>>9992831
If you tell them to make you a grilled cheese and orange chicken, they will. They're not going to deny your money.

>> No.9992847

>>9992729
kek
have you ever been to nevada?
nevada is fucking insane m8. i really dont see why people would be falling over themselves to buy land and develop the middle of nevada. its a bunch of steep ass non-traversible mountains and cliffs interspersed by desert. the closest description i could ever come up with is "mercury with meth-heads"

i think its gorgeous, but its far too remote. what do you think people are gonna do? build a strip mall out there or something? or are you saying rich people all wanna move out into the desert for some reason?

>> No.9992853

>>9992831
Its possible Im thinking of either Applebees or TGI fridays
They all literally look exactly the same
but I have the Chilies gift card

>> No.9992858

>>9992699
Respect.

>> No.9992867

>>9992699
I get that.
Some hipster places will call it a melt and charge double tho

>> No.9992886

>>9992847
No, I just think it will go up with new technology. Not that it will be prime land. I like cost / benefit analysis of it over a long time period.

Solar power is one of the main reasons since it becomes a very positive location for it.

>> No.9992946

Just look at Air conditioning technology and it's effect on where people live.

>> No.9992947
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>>9992786
cryptocurrency is the morally superior form of fiat. Trustless, traceable, and collusionless.

BTC deserves better than 6k ;_;

>> No.9992951

>>9992853
Nope, I've gone through their menus as well. When you say orange chicken do you mean buffalo wings? Those are orange. Applebee's carries a shrimp-wonton stir fry, that's at least kind of like an asian dish. Additionally, TGI Friday's does not carry a grilled cheese; Applebee's does, but it is again on the children's menu. You are presumably an adult, you should not order off the children's menu.

>> No.9992962

>>9992947
People need a figurehead. There needs to be a real satoshi character with enough charisma to carry the currency and guide it into proof of stake, etc.

I think the problem with bitcoin is there is no main character for people to follow. Lots of people need someone like that to believe in something. Right now the entire cryptocoin community is literal shills trying to push whatever interest they have.

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>>9992947
back of the line

>>9992951
Sir I 100% positive it was Orange Chicken bowl from either Applebees, Chilies, or TGI fridays for around 6.99

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>>9992947
It's starting to get impressively low.
The FUD is pretty wild too because it's not going anywhere -- people will always use it for buying drugs online.
5920 is the lowest it's gotten since the latest peak, so if that busts, nobody knows where the bottom will be, but the only thing that I'd do is buy.
There's no way that this shit's going away.

>> No.9993019
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9993019

Anybody here know anything about money rituals? Something that will guide me to make as much money as possible? And have it in my subconscious? My tulpas been golden haired for a few months to always remind me.
I work 12 hours a day at 11 an hour at 88 hours a week...I want all the money in the world hahaha

>> No.9993036

>>9992713
Is Forex really that complicated right now?
> Long Dollar
> Short Euro and Yuan
> Never touch Yen unless you know who is manipulating it and why

>> No.9993038

There is literally nothing wrong with ordering from the kids menu

>> No.9993052

>>9993019
stop

>> No.9993059

>>9993019
First protip: you're not going to make shit working a job. You're just tiring yourself out and making yourself incapable of deep enough thought to figure out how to actually make money. That's how the modern slave system works and why so many jobs have the same set schedule. And you're doubling that shit. You're never going to make it as anything but a wageslave at this rate.

>> No.9993064

>>9992999
Sadly I can only conclude that item has been discontinued. TGI Friday's does offer a comparatively large selection of sauces, including spicy Sriracha Buffalo, PB&J, Ghost Pepper, Miso, Cider Glaze and Memphis BBQ, as well as their classic buffalo sauce. An order of boneless wings with sriracha buffalo sauce might be kind of like a kludge orange chicken. I suppose you could bring sauce from home as well, I have a bottle of orange chicken sauce I purchased from my local grocery store.

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>>9993019
What is the end goal of this meme?

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>>9993036
Yen cant be manipulated it is so big. Problem is people use way too much leverage in forex and try to jump in and out constantly

>> No.9993109

>>9993064
I looked up pics and it might have been the seaseme seed orange chicken , Yes there was definitely seasme seeds on it, and to be honest it wasnt very good compared to chinese take out

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>>9993064
>what kind of sauce would you like on your wings sir?
>none, thank you, i brought my own from home

>> No.9993127

>>9993088
To find out how to become rich. In tired of working 12 hours a day

>> No.9993162

>>9993127
http://thefoolspeaks.com/showthread.php?t=609

there is your final answer

>> No.9993169

>>9992699
i like grilled cheeses at those shitty chain restaurants.

i havent ever attempted to order grilled cheese at any other restaraunts tho.
whats the weirdest restaraunt that youve ever gotten a grilled cheese from?

>>9992886
theres a sizeable portion of nevada that is nothing other than military/DARPA/DoE labs and test sites (and a lotta places that are str8 nuked from us testing bombs), so your not wrong. TSLA is out there (or at least i know the battery place was. my buddy was gonna move out there and work there, but didnt because he was worried hed get laid off after reading their financials lol)

>>9992951
west coasters cant into buffalo sauce. they havent lived through the desperation of the rustbelt. this is key to good wings desu.

>> No.9993173

How do you buy from the Nikkei?
What's the best place for a Roth IRA?

>> No.9993186

>>9993122
Wings are easy to cook. Bake those fuckers.

- Trim the skin carefully (get the big pieces of skin)
- cover in flour and bake
- Heat up the sauce in a pan
- Mix the cooked wings in the boiling+ sauce
- finish baking 5-10 minutes

Shits better than $0.60 a wing eating out. No one making your shit is gonna spend time on it unless you are paying a fuck ton, and in those cases they cover everything in butter and oil to make it taste better.

>> No.9993189

>>9993162
BASED
THANKS ANON

>> No.9993200

>>9993169
https://www.just-auto.com/news/panasonic-grows-ev-battery-business-with-tesla-cuts-out-cobalt_id182860.aspx

It's not just TSLA behind the battery place.

>> No.9993214

>>9993169
I rarely go to restaurant
the last place I remember is Jinkies, I got the grilled cheese

>>9993173
Buy Nikkei on the Nadex direct for trade or Ishares EWJ

>> No.9993225

>>9993109
Hmm yeah, TGI Friday's offers orange chicken in some kind of frozen box meal. I guess they must have previously carried it in their restaurant, but delisted it. Glad we could get to the bottom of that, I was getting worried.

>> No.9993228

>>9992947
>morally superior fiat
What kind of drugs are you on? Is this some sort of communism thing?

>> No.9993230

Btw guys ik you don't care but I enjoy this place now :3 so smart with money owo

>> No.9993239

>>9992563

filtered

>> No.9993259

>>9992682
Why btc of all the cryptos out there?

>> No.9993304
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>>9991394
Spending money on haircuts, what are you rich?
Got this two years ago and haven't looked back.

>> No.9993471

>>9993259
Bitcoin is the only one that's worth shit. Blockchain is a meme technology that isn't going anywhere. The only reason Bitcoin has any value is because it's the original.

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Who else here /fivereddaysinarow/?

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>>9992947
it probably will have to go down to a level thats more useful for trading though desu if its ever to stabilize as currency

i think bankers are more likely to treat it as a new commodity that they can manipulate. especially with the new ETH futures coming out. desu thats where the easy moneys gonna be at, BTC/ETH spreads. especially since they can control both of them.

>>9993230
>I enjoy this place now
truly the last stand for 4chan imo senpai
>so smart with money
pretty sharp contrast to outside this thread desu. even hi IV anon beats out most of the cryptokiddies

>>9993304
this
i cant remember the last time i paid to get my hair cut. nor the last time i cut my hair. it kind of just finds its way into a large mass and then decides to stop growing

>> No.9993601

>>9993186
>Wings are easy to cook. Bake those fuckers.
nah senpai
you fry em till theyre done
then you toss em in buff sauce
THEN you bake em
then you toss em in buff sauce

give me xtra crispy, or give me death

>> No.9993644

Comfy what state do you live in? That reminded me so much of the Southeast Texas swamps. Loved it.

>> No.9993819

>>9993644

I know what city he lives in

>> No.9993863

realization: will never make it with long term investing, not enough income from wage work.

must learn how to trade

>> No.9993914

>>9993644
idaho

it did look gorgeous, didnt it? reminds of near where i grew up too

>> No.9993953

>>9993819
I know his address.

>> No.9993971

>>9993863
How did you just now realize this? Long term hodls are why people make fun of boomers for thinking they'll retire off stocks.

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>>9993863
>being a small spec
this I never get. History has proven time and time again that dividend growth investing is the superior strategy

>> No.9993993

What's the cheapest most time efficient way to eat food? I spent ten dollars today and I want to try to get it to five or something

>> No.9994019

>>9993980

agreed if you want to wait 30 plus years. i understand that, but i need better because my wage options are only going to allow me to protect my investment not substantially grow it

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>>9993644
>mfw Southeast Texas swamps
swamps are the greatest places on earth
>>9993228
filtered!
>>9993018
>It's starting to get impressively low.
this, the price is being driven down in an artful way, the drop is corresponding with RSI, EMH, MACD, everything.
It not some bullshit drop like with HMNY.
If it does push past 5920 for too long, it might be bad.....

>>9993259
most crypto currencies are scam memes!
BTC the only crypto that actually serves a purpose !
me only hold two cryptocurrencies,
FUN & BTC

Everything else is margin longing XRP & ETH

>> No.9994033

>>9993563
Only two day red from a crazy bull run on IQ for me. :^) should be green by next week now that new investor wanted in on a dip.

>> No.9994044

>>9993980
Not him, but I’m poor enough that even taking my life savings and earning a small percentage annually will never add up to jack shit before I die. I think my best option (kek) is to try and gamble until I have enough to actually earn something meaningful hodling. Do you have a better idea?

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>>9994019
Just remember you only needed 10k and a Coca Cola stock to retire
After 30 years of daytrading you will find you didnt come close to beating the dividend reinvestment

>> No.9994091

>>9994044
How poor are you exactly? because you only need maybe 3k and youre good

>> No.9994118

>>9994044
he doesn't understand. i've beaten the s&p by 400% this year on my long-term investments (20% ytd) and it still amounts to jack shit because of how slow it is and the amount of capital is too low

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>>9994118
well then you are just poor as shit nigger I cant solve that problem

>> No.9994157

>>9994079
i am not a big fan of coca-cola right now, they will have a tough time maintaining their dividend increases since their distributions now exceed their free cash flow.

>> No.9994164

>>9994079
why do you come in the thread if you plan to do nothing but hold for 30 or more years?

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>>9994157
Then the best DIv buys right now are SBUX, SWK, BAC, C, JPM ect ect JNJ

>>9994164
50% of my port is dedicated to consumer div aristocrats, the other I trade because Im a prodigy trader. You are not a prodigy trader like me, so you will lose, unless you follow my calls

>> No.9994184

>>9994044
Fucking SNAP

>> No.9994192

>>9994079
Careful with that mellinians are in to organic food now.

>> No.9994206

>>9994192
I only buy KO sub 42
PEP has that taken care of with their acquisitions, they are main hold

>> No.9994221

>>9994183
>Then the best DIv buys right now are SBUX, SWK, BAC, C, JPM ect ect JNJ

do you prefer holding individual stocks or dividend growth funds e.g. VDADX?

>> No.9994227

>>9994044
If you took 200 and doubled it every year you’d be a millionaire in less than 10 years.

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>>9994164

>> No.9994236
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>>9993993
PB&Js.
Loaf of bread: $2
Jar of PB: $3
Jar of Jam: $3
Mass produce 10 sandwiches at a time. Lunch for a week-and-a-half for $8, and that's assuming regular pricing. Sometimes you can get stuff really cheap with coupons and store deals.

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>>9994221
hands down stocks only
stay away from Dividend ETF, they are pointless
You can get many stocks on sale now, thus doubling whatever yield on cost you could get from an ETF

>> No.9994255

>>9994227
But theoretically if you had 100k you’d only have to make 50% a year to have a decent life if your area is cheap to live in.
500k and you could have a six figure income with only 20% a year.
There was some anon in here the other day that turned 8k into 30k.
Just saying. No small spec won’t get you much but at least you’re learning.

>> No.9994264

>>9994231
>tfw wake up at 4am to review the days plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY3X-lHB4VM

>> No.9994285

Noob here.
How does robinhood make money (other than their gold service) if they don't have commission fees?
And how big of a difference do the fees really make? I'm looking at Fidelity as an alternative.

>> No.9994307

>>9994285
They invest funds you aren’t using like the bank. Fees depend on how often you trade.

>> No.9994315

Sucks when you know you are doing the right moves but it looks bad in the short term because things haven't moved yet how they will.

Being high IQ in the stock market sure is funny.

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>>9994236
> $1 bag of beans, 3500 calories
> $1 bag of rice, 1500 calories
>Can survive on $5 a week

>> No.9994337

>>9994236
this is really bad advice

>>9994320
this is better, it's why the government needs to stop doing food stamps and just do cafeteria's where they cook all the food and give it for free to anyone. It would cost less just to have rice/beans/potatoes being prepped than foodstamps today.

>>9994320
Potatoes, rice, beans, carrots (skin on), and tons of others are dirty fucking cheap compared to other foods and super healthy actually.

>> No.9994350

>>9994285
>>9994307
Also they sell your trading data to analysis companies

>> No.9994357

>>9994350
They must get a laugh out of my data

>> No.9994363

>>9994320
Unironically I already eat like this and have for years. When people tell me they go out and spend $15 in one meal, I get reminded that people in real life actually spend more going out to one meal than I do in nearly three weeks eating 3 meals a day.

>> No.9994365

>>9993173
I like Fidelity, low fees

>> No.9994433

>>9994363
They don't understand the double-sided nature of income. Cost of living is something people hardly think about.

Expenditure is as important as Income
Paying $4 for a coffee, when you can make better coffee for $0.10 with a simple french press. Etc.

It's one of the reasons self-driving taxi services are so fucking amazing. You can cut the need to buy a car (lots of wasted capital) and car insurance while getting a better service.

It's why Ideally I'd want to use technology like solar power, land ownership, growing your own food, etc at some point. I like the strategy of minimizing costs while having as good a quality of life to maximize investments gains and reduce stress/ work load.

>> No.9994440

>>9993993
Rice from azn grocery for carbs
Frozen broc and mixed vegs for fiber/vitamins
Eggs and chicken on sale for brotiens
Greek yogurt also a good broton source
Don't skimp on your veggies, and figure out your macros for sure
Whole chickens and turkeys are your friend on sale frozen
Do some fish here and there if you can get cheap

I just prepared 5 weeks of dinners and froze them, 600 cal dinners, chicken, peas, broccoli, carrots and brown rice for like $89.

Frozen dinner in covered pot, season it however you're in the mood for, and you're good to go

>> No.9994448

>>9994285
They run all their transactions through three big brokers, who get to see all the trades.

>> No.9994463

>>9994183
>Then the best DIv buys right now are SBUX, SWK, BAC, C, JPM ect ect JNJ

No T? Can any others yield/reputation even compete?

>> No.9994476

>>9994337
The healthiest foods are unironically the cheapest. Legumes help people live longer, and they are so dirt cheap they're nearly free. Rice has more than half of the world population living off of it daily which has caused it to become accessible anywhere in the world and for insanely cheap prices.

Agree with you on the potatoes and carrots as well, though I don't eat those as much I'm starting to reconsider. Potatoes are so cheap and nutritious, plus you can make potato chips, french fries, mashed potatoes, waffles, etc, as well.

>> No.9994491

>>9994440
A really good tip on food.

Broccoli Soup. If you prepare it the right way to maximize nutrition it's insanely good for you. Chop it all up in a processor or via knife, let it sit about 90 minutes, then cook.

https://www.advancedsciencenews.com/broccoli-for-your-memory/
http://www.monitor.co.ug/Magazines/HealthLiving/Broccoli-cancer-Vitamin-C-Vitamin-A-skin-sulforaphane/689846-4605142-133cmvu/index.html\

You can make brocolli into a ridiculously good super food. For the soup recipe: All you have to do is chop up the brocolli, wait 90 minutes, boil the broc with a bit of water until soft, then blend it up into a soup consistency
(google gordon ramsay)

It's neuroprotective.

>> No.9994509

>>9994476
Yep this. Also most people eat way too many goddamn calories. If you're not doing strenuous exercise all the time it's actually pretty amazing on just how little food you need.

>> No.9994518

>>9994440
My mom always froze gumbo and peas. We could eat on it year round. Canning is a good thing to learn too. I just learned how to make her jelly using whatever fruit I want. Shit lasts for years.

>> No.9994529

The interesting part is that sulforaphane doesn't just sit there in the broccoli florets, ready to be consumed. Instead, the vegetable contains several compounds called glucosinolates.

It also contains the enzyme myrosinase, which plants have evolved for defending themselves against herbivores. Through what's known as 'myrosinase activity', the glucosinolates get transformed into sulforaphane, which is what we want.

To kick myrosinase activity into gear, you need to do damage to the broccoli, so you'd think cooking would do the trick.

Unfortunately, studies have shown that common broccoli cooking methods, like boiling and microwaving, seriously reduce the amount of glucosinolates in the vegetable - even if you just zap it for a couple minutes. And myrosinase is super-sensitive to heat, too.

Hence, by far the largest amount of sulforaphane you can get from broccoli is by munching on raw florets. Ugh.

https://www.sciencealert.com/best-way-to-cook-broccoli-sulforaphane-stir-fry-healthy

>> No.9994530

>>9994491
This sounds amazing, totally going to do this, thanks.

>> No.9994571

>>9994530
The trick is to try maximize sulforaphane. It's getting a fuck ton of hype in studies.

Mash it all up to damage the broc as much as possible, wait 90 minutes, (food processor works), and then soup it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KR44a_5v_A

Do something like this but cut the water you use by a lot since you will be using chopped brocolli.

Do about 3 LB a batch, and eat it once a week per person. It stays forever in the fridge.

>> No.9994572

>>9994529
I'm good with that, I've got some land so I grow a ton of the stuff. I've also composted all the leaves and organic refuse I have yearly and mix it into the soil as well, no pesticide or herbicide or anything. Love my garden...freeze and can as much as I can grow every year.

>> No.9994585

>>9994571
Interesting, will give it a try.

>> No.9994595

some other stuff, anyone worried more about mental degeneration as you age, which I think most are, nicotine via vape is neuroprotective (less alzheimers rate in smokers), and some things like brocolli soup prepared to maximize sulf are very smart things to do % wise.

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>>9994231
>mfw when me unironically wake up @ 4am every morning to prepare me SPY trading strategy

>> No.9994604

>>9994337
>this is really bad advice
Worked for me quite well throughout college. I can go three weeks with two loaves and the two jars. Total spent is usually under $10 assuming I don't take advantage of deals.

>> No.9994622

Sulforaphane (SFN) is a kind of isothiocyanate derived from broccoli and other cruciferous vegetables. Because of its roles of antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and anti-tumor through multiple targets and various mechanisms, SFN has drawn broad attention of the researchers. One of the most important target of SFN is nuclear factor erythroid 2 related factor 2 (Nrf2), wildly known for its ability to regulate the expression of a series of cytoprotective enzymes with antioxidative, prosurvival, and detoxification effects. Multiple researches have shown that SFN protects against central nervous system diseases through Nrf2pathway. In this article, we list SFN contents in common cruciferous vegetables, and summarize recent advances in the protective effects of SFN against acute brain injuries and neurodegenerative diseases through activating Nrf2 signaling pathway.


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5880051/

If anyone wants some background on why you wanna buy 3-5 lbs of brocolli a weak and prepare it for maximizing sulf.

The sulf doesn't degrade at high heat, only the things that create it when a broc is damaged. So you are basically fucking up the broc causing that reaction to trigger, then heating it and eating it.

There are other sources, but you can easily eat 5-6 lbs of brocolli soup a week and get used to the taste.

>> No.9994645

A study of Alzheimer's patients showed that those who wore nicotine patches were better able to remember and pay attention than those who didn't. Another study showed that nicotine boosted cognitive function in older people who didn't have Alzheimer's, but were showing signs of age-related mental decline.

Nicotine also seems to protect against Parkinson's disease, in which the death of cells in a small area of the brain results in tremors, impairing movement and as well as cognitive difficulties.

So what's going on? How does the dreaded addictive component of cigarettes produce health benefits?

For starters, nicotine by itself isn't very addictive at all, according to Dr. Paul Newhouse, the director of Vanderbilt University's Center for Cognitive Medicine. Nicotine seems to require assistance from other substances found in tobacco to get people hooked.

"People won't smoke without nicotine in cigarettes, but they won't take nicotine by itself," said Newhouse, who has done extensive research into beneficial effects of nicotine on the brain. "Nicotine is not reinforcing enough. That's why FDA agreed nicotine could be sold over the counter. No one wants to take it because it's not pleasant enough by itself. And it's hard to get animals to self-administer nicotine the way they will with cocaine."

Nicotine is chemically similar to acetylcholine, a neurotransmitter in the brain that declines in Alzheimer's disease. Drugs such as Aricept help people with Alzheimer's by boosting brain levels of acetylcholine. Apparently, nicotine binds to the receptors in the brain normally occupied by acetylcholine, which benefits people who need more, but it has no apparent effect on those who don't.

>> No.9994654

>>9994645
TLDR

The nicotine you think kills you, when vaped, or done in a non smoking/chew method is pretty mild (still a higher risk of heart attack) but the lung disease stuff which is what primarily kills smokers isn't there.

Depending on your health profile it makes sense to transition to nicotine around middle age.

>> No.9994674

>>9994595
Try out berries for improving brain function

https://www.webmd.com/healthy-aging/news/20120309/berries-boost-brain-function

https://www.acs.org/content/acs/en/pressroom/presspacs/2012/acs-presspac-march-7-2012/strong-scientific-evidence-that-eating-berries-benefits-the-brain.html

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9994737

>>9994654
I'd rather have broccoli and berries than nicotine. It "might" have its benefits (as long as those studies weren't funded by the nicotine industry), but is it worth the side effects?

>> No.9994739

>>9994674
>https://www.acs.org/content/acs/en/pressroom/presspacs/2012/acs-presspac-march-7-2012/strong-scientific-evidence-that-eating-berries-benefits-the-brain.html

eh seems like a minimal effect "this is good for you" type of study. Brocolli/Nicotine are at least relatively, very beneficial, compared to anything else you can do.

>> No.9994752

>>9994737
It's a tradeoff choice. There's a reason it's not pushed much.

>> No.9994806
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9994806

>>9994463
T doesnt raise its dividends enough with inflation and also they are random, sometimes going down a penny instead of up. Not good for dividend growth. go with VZ at least because its a /dog of the dow/

>>9994596
you were suppose to give me a you not yourself

>> No.9994871
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9994871

Roller coaster trading day with a nothing end. Morning stuff goes up but not so much I want to sell. Midday stuff goes down but also not so much I wanna sell or average down or dip buy. Power hour stuff returns to the mean. Whole portfolio closed exactly flat. Can't remember the last time that happened to me.

Oh except for ETH. But I have a trivial amount in crypto so it doesn't matter.

Changed my car's cabin air filter today. Holy shit the old one was disgusting. Dark black, bits of leaves and a couple dead bugs and I'm sure powdered cancer stuck to it. Threw in garbage. Hosed down the holder thing. Yep.

I gonna take a nap now.

>> No.9994873
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9994873

All my life I've always had the soul of a jester.

The funniest person in the room.

Class clown

Always insanely talented and gifted with the art of making people laugh. But it's made me resentful of humanity and them. I stay alone in my room reading and repressing my natural funny ways to live a life of darkness.

Anyway..my question is this...how do I legitimately soul bond with the spirit of the jester? I always naturally did this anyway...

Excuse the kefka Palazzo. He's the only real jester I can think of in Jewish media

I'm going to make a book of shadows grimoire and it'll just be my standup comedy jokes. Since I'm the jester and the life of the party and the fool why wouldn't comedy be my greatest tool in the warlocks belt hehehe

Does anybody know how to do makeup like this??

>> No.9994895

>>9994873
You should look into the real stuff and not the /x/ tier kiddy shit.

>> No.9994903
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9994903

>>9994806

>> No.9994930

>>9994895
What is the real stuff? /x/ couldn't help me and the occult is fucking gay. It's just self help bullshit with darkness

>> No.9994941

>>9994930
You have to search it out yourself. Reading a book on it can't make you think freely. I would start learning history of religion, from the canaanite pantheon and on. The most important thing is to learn as widely and as open mindedly as possible.

>> No.9994943

>>9994873
Say a funny joke right now

>> No.9994958

>>9994943
You probably laughed from that post.

>>9994941
Ahh... I'm more into tulpas and the fantasy aspect. Occult is gay

>> No.9994981
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9994981

>>9994958
post a pic of your tulpa or youre scum
pic related

>> No.9994991

>>9994958
It's really interesting though. It's essentially a huge meme history from ancient times to today. The bible was just a bunch of meme oral stories put to a book. Copying from all sorts of nearby people.

El, Baal, Hadad, and the canaanite pantheon is pretty interesting. It's like reading how society today came about and it's just a bunch of viral meme stories. You can see a clear replication in how "kek" formed in 2015-2016 on /pol/

>> No.9995018

>>9994991
I like mythology and things like that. I read about demons and stuff and love astral projection tulpas and other stuff. But the Crowley magick shit is gay and self help shit

>> No.9995022

>>9994991
Just an example

The one true god, in the bible, was essentially sucking up. They wrote it not because they didn't believe in a pantheon, but it's like intentional dicksucking language. The jews had originally been in canaan which was all about a complicated pantheon. They worshiped a single one out of that pantheon and then wrote the book to flatter that one. They still actually talk about other gods to some degree in the book, and how they massacred worshippers of hadad , who was the other main one in the pantheon.

In general though the religions offering the best afterlife tended to go viral.

>> No.9995128

>>9995022
Can you create your own after life?

>> No.9995161

>>9992312
/biz/ always falls for these bullshit penny stocks

>> No.9995173

Only thing I have to worry about is the TSLA 400 pop is a few weeks late.

Think I hold the 350 calls and see what happens next week, they are OTM and expire july 6th.

>> No.9995246

>>9994806
I don't get the dividend growth meme. Do you really see these 2% yield companies tripling their dividend to catch up with those that already have high yield?

Why wouldn't you just use your dividend payments to purchase whichever aristocrat has the highest yield at the time?

>> No.9995254
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9995254

Can someone who is an expert here explain to me what happened with RNN today?

>> No.9995260

>>9995173
The time to dump those was last week mang. TSLA isn't going to meet their production deadline so the stock is gonna be in the gutter unless Elon pulls something out of his ass.

>> No.9995353

INTEL for the win frens

>> No.9995367

>>9995161
Penny stocks are one of the few things worth trading.

>> No.9995383
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9995383

>>9994981

>> No.9995503

>>9992514

Literally you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

>> No.9995571

>>9995254


CAN SOMEONE PLS ANSWER MY QUESTION!

>> No.9995646
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9995646

>>9995353
QCOM is going to dominate the PC market one day. It won't be a Surface RT Part Deux this time! Trust me! Windows on ARM is gonna be awesome!

>> No.9995654

>>9995571
No

>> No.9995693

>>9990779
>Dump it.

>> No.9995709

>>9995383
your waifu a shit.

>> No.9995838

>>9995260
sure

>> No.9995876

>>9995654

filtered

>> No.9995924

>>9995876
Based

>> No.9995932

>>9995383
I know this guro artist...

>> No.9995985
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9995985

I hope you bros managed to buy the HABT stock after it dipped right after it's earnings call
The stock rose over 8% this week

Also if you are new, do not listen to any of the tripfags

>> No.9996065

>>9995503
KEK

but on the reel tho
buy long derivatives on wheat my nigga

>> No.9996074

>>9995254
>Can someone who is an expert here explain to me what happened with RNN today?
it dropped 90% overnight

>> No.9996122

>tfw bought my first stocks yesterday

my portfolio is 1 share of AWK and 4 shares of AMD

>> No.9996169

>>9996122
Welcome to the game. What are your investment goals?

>> No.9996201

>>9996169
Right now, my goal is just to get a sense of how investing works, since I have no experience whatsoever
My long term goals are to make low risk investments with money that I would otherwise leave sitting in a savings account and achieve slow but consistent growth

>> No.9996241

>>9996201
be a chad

>> No.9996271

>>9995254
Rexahm pharma, right? Just took a gander at chart. Looks like flat along a support level with overall bearish trend. Oversold or nearly depending on time frame. Bearish MACD cross coming up imminently on the weekly chart but sell volume is drying up at this level.

Probably in coming days you will get an oversold bounce to 1.70-180, then resume bearish trend to make a test of the 1.40's support.

>> No.9996288
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9996288

newfag here. I got 5k to burn, looking at options. How do I grow it and shit?

>> No.9996306

>>9996241
If I wanted to go to the moon and become a millionaire, then it seems like crypto would be a better option, since it's a lot more volatile
I'd rather be a beta who makes $1000 than a chad who loses $100,000

>> No.9996312

>>9996288
pick a stock you like and dollar cost average on it.. don't fuck with options with all 5k

>> No.9996336

>>9996241
Did Chad kill himself after taking a total loss? He doesn't post here anymore.

>> No.9996337

>>9996201
>My long term goals are to make low risk investments with money that I would otherwise leave sitting in a savings account and achieve slow but consistent growth
then divs are your fren, fren
listen to nikkeianon and buy some consumer staples.
also
i suggest getting some real estate exposure. look up REITs and figure out what they are, and what they do. theres plenty of REITs that offer extremely high dividend yields in the range of +10% per year.

theres also bonds too, but many of those are taking a beating due to the raising fed funds rate. bonds work in a similar way to dividend yielding stock (yielding % every year). theres a TON of different types, and they are all different forms of, essentially lending money to someone (either to the govt, a corporation, a municipality etc) and getting paid interest payments to do so. however, if you buy bonds (either directly, or indirectly, via bond ETFs) and the FEDs monetary policy shifts from tightening to neutral, or QE, you can expect decent, predictable (hence why its called fixed income) returns on not only the bond coupons, but also the money you can make off the face value of the bonds rising.

TL;DR
buy dividend aristocrats that are down
read and understand REITs
read and understand how fixed income securities work

and if you wanna "gamble"
buy WEAT, my nigga

>> No.9996342

>>9996201
Sounds like a decent plan. To succeed, you must ignore 90% of what you read here.

>> No.9996343

have any spoopys to share smg?
https://www.advisorperspectives.com/articles/2018/06/18/will-re-defaults-of-mortgage-modifications-undermine-housing-markets

>> No.9996353

>>9996306
Crypto is dead if you didn't notice.

>>9996336
no idea who you are talking about

AMD went up enough I'm safe. So I'm still here for a while.

>> No.9996355

>>9996312
sounds good my dude

>> No.9996364

>>9996342
nerd investor who knows what he is doing spotted

You will never make it, this is a Chad's world. Make stock predictions based on feeling and

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>>9996342
If you ignore 90% of what you posted, all you're left with is "succeed".

>> No.9996378
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9996378

>>9996336

F

>> No.9996380

>>9996353
Chad, man. I'm talking about Chad.

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>>9996366
>>9996366
That's all I read from his faggy post. What a fag not trying to beat the game.

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9996383

>>9996342
I like to go all-in on meme stocks.

>> No.9996389

>>9996306
>If I wanted to go to the moon and become a millionaire, then it seems like crypto would be a better option, since it's a lot more volatile
a classic, but incorrect assumption

crypto is unironically where id go if i ever felt like taking a total loss. those idiots trading it directly are going to end up killing themselves desu senpai. you dont trade crypto directly anymore. you trade derivatives on TOP of crypto

>> No.9996396

>>9996366
You should ignore 100% of what I post. I make investments based on what my computers say to me. The medication doesn't change this behavior.

>> No.9996404

>>9996378
>>9996380
It would be a shame if he an heroed, DRYS is going to the moon now

>> No.9996411

>>9996404
Something tells me suicides are more common from reddit investors, not from /biz/. That place is basically a lose all your money influence.

>> No.9996435

>>9996389
Investing a ton of money into something so volatile just seems like a dumb idea to me
It seems for every 1 crypto success story, there are 100 people who lose everything they put in and wind up completely broke

>> No.9996446

>>9996411
Reddit is shot for investing, and everything else.
The Yolo retard mentality of "haha it's so funny to lose money" is real. They post screenshots, get upvotes, then hang themselves.

>> No.9996461

>>9996446
yeah saw a post about 93,000 loss on tesla calls. Not even sure what the point is in betting that kind of money.

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9996462

.

>> No.9996493

>>9996404
>If I wanted to go to the moon and become a millionaire, then it seems like crypto would be a better option, since it's a lot more volatile
ive seen this episode before. FOMOing into DRYS sounds like a good way to get 1000:1 r/s'D my dude

>>9996411
now, were no pros, but if we wanna start acting like them, what i think we should do is try to find weak willed faggots from places like reddit and stocktwits, and start cornering their positions. like go do the most meme-y TA and try to get everyone psyched up on some piece of literal fucking garbage, then bet against it with overwhelming force.

>>9996435
>Investing a ton of money into something so volatile just seems like a dumb idea to me
correct, its beyond fucking retarded. worse is how stupid the people trading it are. you always see posts of like
>LOL im short BTC w my whole stack rn on 200x leverage, LIQ price in +5 sats, pls dont buy BTC rn
then a bunch of screaming and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAing as some chuckle fuck with money (usually a chinese lurker) decides to nudge it up to JUST past their LIQ price before continuing down again.
>It seems for every 1 crypto success story, there are 100 people who lose everything they put in and wind up completely broke
its a MUCH shittier ratio than that my dude. like i said above, you dont trade cypto directly anymore. you trade derivatives on top of it

>> No.9996499

>>9996337
I don't know what most of those words mean, but I'll keep that in mind and do some research
Thanks, fren

>> No.9996527

>>9996493
>chinese lurker
Explain this. Market seems way too big to JUST a 4chan poster unless it's some no name coin. I'd say even if something got entirely 100% shilled on /smg/ it wouldn't move the price.

>> No.9996548
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9996548

>>9996342
But I invest to have fun, not become successful like a little bitch

>> No.9996566

>>9996548
exactly

invest all your money into worthless desert
take pictures of it and brag
try to turn it into anything useful and they find your desiccated dead body after you die of heat stroke on the worthless wasteland you bought

>> No.9996580

>>9996566
How big of a tract you think I could get for 12 grand? I like hiking, does mountainous land go for cheaper?

>> No.9996592

>>9996548
Watching my stack steadily grow over the years has been a lot of fun.

>> No.9996595

>>9996580
>>9996584

Let's try to get buying worthless a desert into a meme.

>> No.9996613

>>9996595
wait.. i'm trying to buy up land buy military bases.. if trump gets elected again military deserts will grow... thats when we meme it up

>> No.9996626

>>9996446
lol
do you have any screencaps?
i refuse to ever set foot on that site desu senpai
but i love the idea of redditors fucking killing themselves.

>>9996499
>I don't know what most of those words mean
yea ur gonna have to learn a buncha new words. thats why i always suggest reading books to n00bs. check:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

>>9996527
>Explain this. Market seems way too big to JUST a 4chan poster unless it's some no name coin
its really not
the important thing to remember in trading ANYTHING (especially unregulated shit like shitcoin), is that there absolutely always IS someone with more money, sniffing around, looking for weak hands to corner and mug. sometimes its done by the guys who own the exchanges/bitmex etc, reading the order book, seeing large concentrations of small speccs short, or long on lev. then they BART the fuck out of the coin, LIQ them all, and bart back down. other times, its by crews of chinese dudes who lurk here for all the morons who post their LIQ price

on /biz/, the thing i RARELY see discussed is the silent chinese audience that lurks here every single day. due to their countries firewall, most of them cannot post here directly. every once in a while youll get some chinese govt official shitposting on proxy, but most cannot participate. this IS however, one of the best places to discuss crypto (isnt THAT fucking pathetic?). asia is the major trader of crypto. always have been, always will be. the way crypto works allows the new upper-middle class to avoid a lot of hassle that would normally come with trying to "make it" in china.

as such, in addition to regular chinese traders, there absolutely ARE big chinks who lurk here too. the people who come on here, post their leverage and liquidation price for shorts are beyond fucking retarded. u literally have no fucking CLUE how many chinese eyes tear through this site every day, but we dont notice because they cant participate directly.

>> No.9996644

>>9996626
oh sure.

I'd imagine the big china whales would also just short and dump etc.

>> No.9996654

>>9996613
The thing is, the land is only a portion of the price on anything. Building it up is still the expensive portion which will limit how much people want. People would rather develop in nice climates and the price of the land decreases relative to how much you wanna build up.

I think desert might go up relatively still but It's a niche compared to the environments most people like (Green). I don't think you have to worry about being able to get a desert lot for a long long time

>> No.9996673

>>9996644
yes there are definitely crews of chinks that work together to cause massive manipulation (since cryptos relative state of un-regulation allows for it) on the bigger Mcap coins. but some of these smaller shitcoins can be pushed around with like 100k. thats not really that much, especially in the crypto game.

ALWAYS remember that there is someone with more money than you trying to figure out how to JUST you. and ALWAYS remember that there are more chinese lurkers here than you could ever possibly imagine. and they ALL want ur munny

>> No.9996700

>>9996673
I don't think the risk reward makes sense. Especially for /smg/ posters unless it's a penny stock. At most maybe 5000 people read /smg/. WSB has more swing than us, and then you have actual "analysts" who can swing stocks at a whim by saying a new price target.

>> No.9996701

>>9996435
How do you think the first guy got rich? He took the money everyone else lost. Shit's a zero sum game, my dude, getgud.

>> No.9996715
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>>9996626
Yolo lol! Pretty epic, if I do say so myself!

>> No.9996717

POWER: No

PHONE: No

WATER: no. must install well or holding tank.

SEWER: No. Only needed when/if you build.

ROADS: dirt
Isn't this the best set of variables for land? Literally unlivable and impossible to develop without paying huge money to construction crews for travel.

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9996739

>>9996626
Jesus Christ I found the one he was talking about

>> No.9996758

>>9996739
That the tsla retard?

>risk half of account on calls on one company

JUSTing a few years of his wages.

>> No.9996792

>>9996758
But he got 255 upvotes, bigot!

>> No.9996803

>>9996792
It's not the TSLA guy though, there are 2 posts about losing 93k on calls. That one is for 170 BIDU calls.

>> No.9996820

>>9996803
Oh I’m drunk. Also beware of thelemites, 93 is a cursed number sexually.

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>>9996700
i was more referencing shitcoins as asia is the major player w them.

but i dont doubt people lurk or post here for shitposting ideas. how the fuck else do you think CARV (the shittiest publicly traded bank. entirely owned by those of the melanated variety, ad comfys fav memestock to recommend to retards) happened to moon? that was a message to all of us that we are being watched imo

not to mention from time to time, people who are actually serious traders will come by to shitpost w us. its kinda funny to think about, but /smg/ is rapidly becoming one of the best (public) places on teh interwebz to come shitpost with your money. it makes sense that big boys would come check out whats goin on at the kids table. even if its just for fun, and not for any sort of maliciousness

>>9996715
>>9996739
ya see, its THIS kind of shit (as well as the timing of the release of RH crypto platform. pic related) that convinces me that RH is literally out to get its customers to lose money, so that they have to buy RH gold to try and bet-in-the-hole to get out. they shouldnt allow such retards to trade options desu

though we have people like this here too. like for example, hi IQ anon (or hi IV anon as i like to call him) that /all-in/ on shit like TSLA and AMD, and making 2 year long naked calls against companies (and buying them when the underlying is CRASHING, at record high IVs) at a time when tech is back up at ATHs and looking in need of a serious pullback once again.

>> No.9996854

forecast opinions plz
>CGC
>AMD
>IQ
>MU
Going long on all these, prolly 1 year... am i going to make it ?

>> No.9996859

>>9996843
I want to believe hIV anon is a troll, he never posted screenshots right? I hope.

>> No.9996888

>>9996854
the premium on those is so high, why not just own the stock at that point?

>> No.9996898

>>9996859
Why? I posted all my trades and they are small time and not many decisions

Long AMD (worked so far)
TSLA Calls (ticking time bomb might lose big still, but manageable risk)
AMD calls into 2019 (unresolved)

WHy would those plays be a "troll" and something you'd want to avoid? The ROI has been overall good this year

>> No.9996901

>>9996859
i think hes both desu fampai
he seems like the kinda guy who made some money in crypto and (since he isnt retarded, just simply arrogant) decided the well was dry over there, and has now decided to play stocks instead.

>> No.9996903

>>9996843
Also that makes a disturbing amount of sense, idiots buy rh gold and then lose even more on margin they have to pay back. Rh being marketed specifically to 18-25 year old know-nothings with its “trendy” color scheme and “minimalist” or even obfuscationalist design, not to mention the name which implies the little man making it big off the dreaded one percent...
what’s even worse is I’m their target market and I use it daily

>> No.9996920

>>9996898
What I mean by small time, I'm not doing anything that you would classify as outside of common sense. I'm playing a very simple aggressive strategy on stocks I like. I'm not doing huge amounts of research into a huge amount of sectors.

I know the sectors/tech I want to be in. I'm EXTREMELY heavy into AMD over everything else. It's impossible to fuck up when AMD went 10.50 (when I bought 1/3rd) to 16 now.

>> No.9996922

>>9996898
Okay, I believe you. I hope it works out well for you, but really dude that’s pretty risky. If it does go good, ‘grats on having some balls.

>> No.9996939

>>9996922
how is it risky exactly?

The AMD stock buys aren't risky

The $22 Calls for Jan 19 are risky, but I've only bought $700 worth so far.

The TSLA Calls are my only worrying purchase so far to me. I'm actually pretty confident they give me a good return since I foresee a big bull run on TSLA soon. I expect to mostly make intrinsic value on them being in the money soon (350 calls)

>> No.9996985

>>9996859
he just hasnt zoomed out

AMD is at least actually (probably) very undervalued. TSLA is just peak retardation. elon can only get his stock squeezed to try and stay afloat so many times before the jig is up, and people realize that elon isnt running an actual company, and is more running a financial blackhole disguised as some really kewl ideas. when the serious bears wake up, i expect TSLA to eventually get hit. especially if elon is doing what i think hes doing with selling naked puts against his stock and having it get squeezed on well timed fauxFUD, then sucker punching with press releases. theres a lot of meat on that short. and the P/E is >9000

>>9996903
>idiots buy rh gold and then lose even more on margin they have to pay back.
cha-CHING
>“minimalist” or even obfuscationalist design
leaning towards the latter. not to mention it going down sometimes when the market starts actually moving all of a sudden. and no fucking candles lol??? wat a fuckin joke
>not to mention the name which implies the little man making it big off the dreaded one percent...
cant help themselves, can they?
>what’s even worse is I’m their target market and I use it daily
its really actually kind of useful if youre buy-and-holding shit and scaling in in very small intervals. the no commissions aspect is great if youre just putting in a little at the end of every week out of your check.

but if youre actually "trading", get a different broker, for real senpai

>> No.9997000

>>9996985
The calls are because I imagined Musk had some pump planned for late june first week of july. I should have sold at TSLA 370 but I might get another chance.

Something tells me this negative week is out of the trend for the month.

>> No.9997129

>>9996888
whats this "premium" mean

>> No.9997137

>>9996888
Sorry if i used the wrong terminology, i just mean long as in holding the stock for long. Im a newbie

>> No.9997256
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9997256

>>9996566
Better invest in remote woodland ngl.

>> No.9997259

>>9997256
fuck that
no water, no road, no sewage, no value is the way to play it.

Woodland is too survivable.

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9997270

>>9997000
im spooked by tech rn
especially how far its diverged from the rest of the indexes. our market cant be JUST tech. thats not going to work out. itll get pumped because its the only thing yielding any real return, and then itll dotcom itself. but who knows how long itll go on for desu

but TSLA in particular looks like its ready to JUST a lot of redditors just for holding the stock (sans total retard options redditors). take a look at how its been trading these last few months. its been trading FAR beyond its usual trading range and it hasnt even touched the keltner channels in like a month. all because of the well timed squeezes on new press releases. but the reality is, TSLA does have serious problems. they cant keep losing record amounts of money each quarter (while sucking down govt subsidies like its nothing), call it a beat, and then carry on losing money while the stock continues to soar to 400 and beyond. especially not if tech shows any weakness.

TSLA is big enough to move the Qs on its own. so if TSLAs moving up, the nasdaq will look a lot perkier. but if TSLA is crashing, we can expect a lot of wind out of the Qs sails. this relationship obviously goes both ways as well. thus i think the nasdaq will look a little weak next week, and TSLA in particular looks like it could correct in a pretty major way

>> No.9997284

>>9997270
tech is the future

A soup company is going to be worthless in 15 years.

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9997296

>>9997259
I like your style

>> No.9997304

>>9997270
Anyway, TSLA should have a really insane week coming up. Either this upcoming one or the after.

The amount of fabricated FUD is insane against TSLA. Hollywood directors causing fires on their own Tesla car etc.

The thing with TSLA is their biggest products are doing good. The battery technology (panasonic) and the self-driving aspect are more important than anything else.

I don't follow it enough but list another car company that easily attracts and poaches top chip executives from AMD.

The secret to TSLA is to understand it won't have the huge waste/drag that other AUTOS will have in the next few years.

It's going to look slick and efficient soon compared to malinvestment that trad autos will have to deal with.

>> No.9997305

>>9997284
no
a soup company will be worth almost the same as it is now. thats the point of investing in soup.
tech could be any price in between one gorillion or one shekel years from now.

what im saying is that TSLA is going to rally around 330 next week, likely fail it afterwards, and pullback to about 310. if it loses that, things could get really ugly desu senpai

>> No.9997308

>>9997129
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/premium.asp
Read on here my man. I typed up a whole long post where I tried tonexplain how those work but I’m blackout drunk and i looked over it again and it was incoherent. If you’re new, never never never fuck with options. You’ll get justed in promise: lurk more, it can go well

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9997323

>>9996985
as someone who tries trade SPY daily RH, can confirm that they do nasty stuff. Lagging prices, orders never fill unless penny or two over price, buying "at open" means buying $2-3 over price,
don't even touch market buys / sells

the crypto thing isn't really their fault. there were obvious whales just waiting for RH liquidity to dump on!

also
>mfw there some billion dollar hedge fund manager whose jerked it to one of me guro posts

>> No.9997327

Necessary frameworks someone must understand to understand TSLA

1. Multiplicative effect of self-driving technology on EV rollout
2. Brand Value of TESLA
3. The fact all the other auto companies will be the ones dealing with worthless assets/factories/pensions etc.

Tesla is something that requires a lot of complexity management to understand it's future. It's like a company that is pure R&D and setting up a long-term strategy.

It will look stupid compared to the autos with soon-to-be outdated and worthless assets that are profitable right now and will be negative soon.

I don't like the uncertainty in autos. We don't know who will win, but I'd put a huge premium on TSLA over the others.

>> No.9997328

>>9997304
Counterpoint : most other car manufacturers are making money selling electric cars, Telsa loses money doing so.

>> No.9997333

>>9997305
You aren't understanding the future. The soup company will be worth nothing in 15 years. Technology companies will apply their capabilities into the space and just walk over them.

Amazon's cognitive capability applied to soups is campbells dead.

>> No.9997338

>>9997305
I have TSLA 350 calls for July 6th and I'm not nervous about them at all. Very confident they will make me money.

>> No.9997347

>>9997328
Because their electric cars are shit with joke R&D and no scale or shitty batteries.

>> No.9997360

>>9997328
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-gm-electric-insight/gm-races-to-build-a-formula-for-profitable-electric-cars-idUSKBN1EY0GG

You are lying btw. They don't have profitable EV. They have profitable IC cars that offset the losses.

Anyway, it's like looking at netflix and blockbuster and saying why would people get movies through the mail?

The technology that blows tesla up, is automatic driving. 1 EV would replace 10x+ IC vehicles in that case.

>> No.9997362

>>9997333
>You aren't understanding the future
lol
an you arent understanding that im talking about right now. tech being the futures doesnt change the fact that its totally overbought right now (TSLA in particular).
>Amazon's cognitive capability applied to soups is campbells dead.
kek dont get so touchy m8. i dont buy soup for chrissake
>I have TSLA 350 calls for July 6th and I'm not nervous about them at all
those are very short term calls anon. you didnt buy the in the last two days, did you? IV is very high right now. you have vega and theta working against you very heavily right now if you bought at hi IV

>> No.9997373

>>9997347
Renault-Nissan electric cars have the best batteries on the market. They also sold twice as much EV than Tesla while entering the market later (longer, better R&D focused of durability), and have a clear roadmap on self-driving cars.

And, well, they make money selling EV, which is something Tesla does not.

>> No.9997375

>>9997362
you don't get it. Stop thinking about things in a traditional manner.

IQ applied to problem = better solution

Campbell's soup IQ is like 1/2 that of Amazon. They have no cognitive capacity. The second amazon opens up a soup division then Campbells is literally worth 0.

These existing companies have no intelligence at their disposable. How many 140+ IQ people work at campbells as compared to google or amazon.

It's just a matter of time.

>> No.9997383

>>9997375
You don't understand shit even if you wish you did. I think you never worked in an actual production unit in your life.

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9997388

>>9997375
Traditional manner

>> No.9997407

>>9997383
lol

Then buy a bunch of campbells soup style stocks. Gonna be so valuable in 15 years.

>> No.9997413

>amazon announces they are creating a soup line using an automated on wheels fresh soup logistical network

>campbells soup stock drops 90% in a week.

>> No.9997424

>>9997407
In 2009, when AMD was in the shitter because their high-IQ people being so clever they neglected actual production, they had so sell they fabs off for survival. They laughted all the way to the bank because they had sold what they trought to be a burden (production units) to a bunch of sandniggers.

Nearly 10 years later, those fabs are the worlds #2 electronic manufacturers and AMD smartasses have to pay a premium for them to make their chips. Never bet against production units.

>> No.9997464

>>9997413

lmao!

>> No.9997478

>>9997424
I'm not investing in 2009. Also how much auto production do you want if the demand is going to crater?

Wanting Automobile production is the dumbest thing you could want right now. Again, a multiplicative effect is about to hit supply.

The logistics of vehicles is changing. If you need a car, the market (a fleet) can supply that demand as needed. No need to own and warehouse your own.

The cost of a driver (highest cost of a taxi) is going away.

The automobile industry is fucked, all that production overcapacity is going to fuck all those companies. Whereas Tesla has no such problem and will still be pumping out to demand instead of way over supplied.

>> No.9997481

>>9997478
>The logistics of vehicles is changing. If you need a car, the market (a fleet) can supply that demand as needed. No need to own and warehouse your own.
It's already the case, why does nearly everyone own a car ?

>> No.9997486

Multiple the supply of vehicles by 5x
That's conservative.

The EV take over is going to boggle everyone's minds. TESLA's positioning is literally perfect.

It just takes not shit IQ.

>> No.9997503

>>9997481
Look at a city with a low labor cost and see how their taxi fleets look.

Now imagine every city on earth with $0.10 an hour taxi drivers, that have no rate of crime against occupants.

The self driving switch is going to demolish autos.

It's not hard to figure out.. This shit is obvious to me. It' sfucking maddening you braintards don't get it.

GOOGLE GETS IT
GOOGLE PUBLISHES this shit

READ IT.

Google bought a bunch of fucking vehicles to go full auto and the AUTOMAKERS had a stock rise. CAn you imagine this?

It's like blockbuster stock going up because "movie watching is up" as Netflix starts growing.

>> No.9997513

We''re on page 8 boys, need a new thread

>> No.9997524

>>9997503
So again if you understand demand / supply signals, and what happens to a logistical network of "Car supply" under fleet autonomous conditions.

You understand the multiplier of supply is about to hit IC vehicles, which will kill all demand for IC. At which point all those auto companies aside from TESLA basically go belly up in a year.

Then you will sit and wonder how TESLA managed to somehow come out on top by being the only company entirely focused on where DEMAND is actually going to be in such a logistical car supply world.

>> No.9997537

>>9997524
again

the non brainlet price of TESLA is probably 450 right now. The only reason I don't like it is, A: AMD Is better and will hit faster. B: The software in the car that makes it autonomous is the super valuable part and not just having an EV.

>> No.9997541

>>9997478
>I'm not investing in 2009
you ARE most certainly missing the point however

i agree that autos are totally fugged tho
its more the fact that i think peoples ability to take out 100+month car loans is going to gradually dry up due to rising FED funds rate. this will lead to less and less people being able to afford new leased cars, thus drastically lowering the demand for new cars

but i think tat this will also affect TSLAs ability to offload new EVs onto people as less and less people are able to afford it. the auto EV production part of TSLA is whats burning all their money desu. if your bull thesis is on their batteries i understand. they are the best of the best, but theyre digging themselves a financial hole with the cars imo senpai

>> No.9997544

>>9997503
Anon, people have been able to rent cars for cheap and for whatever duration you need for longer than you have been alive and STILL everyone has a car in their parking lot.

Are you going to order a car from a fleet ? Because fleets like that, with smart orders and depots all over cities already exist and are pretty shit. They are plagued by disrepeair, people fucking up the cars, throwing up in them, or worse.

>> No.9997564

>>9997537
Also it's not simply "FUTURISM" you can do the math on all of this.

Look at what autonomous drive capability does to Internal combustion car supply vs electric vehicle supply.

what happens?

Internal combustions become MASSIVELY over supplied while at the same time facing 20x the replacement via electric that people thought they would face.

It's a slaughter house for auto companies besides TSLA

DO THE FUCKING MATH
LOOK AT THE GRAPHS

It's 100 IQ shit if you have any imagination.

>> No.9997582

>>9997544
low IQ. You are completely stupid and wrong. It's fucking laughable how dumb you are. Seriously, don't talk to me again and just read what I write but think about it about 20x longer so your slow brain can process the possibilities that I instantly went through.

>>9997541
low IQ. see above.


This is the problem posting actual correct ideas. It's not that I don't explain them properly just that the brains I am communicating with are so fucking stupid.

Read what GOOGLE execs talk about relating to fleet autonomous set ups. Every single one of them think exactly like me on the subject and know what's going to happen to autos.

>> No.9997583

>>9997564
Tesla could make 10 or 10 millions of cars a year, they still don't make money doing so, it will be a slaughterhouse for them too. Only Asian or Euro self-driving EVs, that's the future.

>> No.9997599

>>9997583
>not understanding the value multiplier of having a 10x more efficient logistical network serving "vehicle demand" to users.

>> No.9997609

>>9997582
>Read what GOOGLE execs talk about relating to fleet autonomous set ups. Every single one of them think exactly like me on the subject and know what's going to happen to autos.
If you can't understand how your base info is biaised, you may be 2-digits IQ.
Let's look at the facts :
>Tesla doesn't make money selling EVs
>Tesla doesn't make self-driving vehicles
>Euro and asian companies already make money selling EVs
>Euro and asian comanies already make self-driving vehicles
At the same time the Uber car piloted by a mexican tranny was killing a hobo, a french manufacturer sold its 100th self-driving EV.
There is fucking self-driving electric taxis in my city my dude. They are not Tesla, because Tesla is 10 years behind in terms of tech.

>> No.9997614

A tesla vehicle will go up in value along with the service it provides. So for instance if you have an ideal efficient logistical network supplying vehicles to demand.

AKA "I want to go to the grocery store" and the nearest fleet vehicle waiting on my block drives over to pick me up. The TESLA vehicle's utilization can go up 2-5x. Which gives it a higher premium on value.

The average vehicle in use would go up from all the shit cans you see to $150,000 average and that would be for poor neighborhoods without a problem.

Look up how much Google spends per taxi they make.

>> No.9997626

>>9997609
I don't want to argue this anymore. Just watch what happens. You can't process what I'm saying. I would recommend watching someone smart (plenty of people know what's going to happen) explaining autonomous fleet and how it's going to change all logistics (of people getting where they want to get and of products getting to people)

>> No.9997638

https://www.wired.com/2015/03/the-economic-impact-of-autonomous-vehicles/

this might do it okay. It's probably not talked about publicly as I'd imagined. You can easily simulate a city in your brain that has autonomous fleets and understand the effect on auto demand if you want.

>> No.9997641

>>9997626
You are too stupid. I'm telling you that Tesla is already late on that race and is only hyped because it's the only US manufacturer actually doing it.

>>9997614
>A tesla vehicle will go up in value along with the service it provides
>I have 0 knowledge of the real world : the post
Tesla will probably sell its shitboxes to a fleet. The fleet won't buy a 150k Tesla when it can buy a 15k Nissan for better quality.

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>>9997638
My city already has an autonomous EV fleet in the streets. I can simulate it pretty well lel.

>> No.9997677

Let's do it for retards

Day A: No autonomous taxi fleets
1% of cars are EV, 99% are Internal combustion

Day B: 100% autonomous taxi fleets
20% of used cars are EV, 80% are Internal combustion

1900 out of 2000 Internal Conbustion cars are now excess scrap and worthless, never used whereas all 100% of EVs are still used.

>> No.9997693

>>9997677
basically as we approach self driving taxi fleets (those are idealized perfect situations) the supply of ICE cars goes into oversupply extremely fast.

>> No.9997712

Well, even if I believe in self-driving EVs in the future, Tesla won't be part of it because it's already outdated, unprofitable tech on a bad business model.
Ride the hype as long as you can, get out before it crashes and burn, buy jap.

>> No.9997763

>>9997712
>>9997712
just completely wrong.

It depends on volatile variables. I can explain succinctly. I already have the algorithm in my head simulated all possible situations.

The variables (decoded from thought vectors) have to do with Self-driving technology first movers, the competitive between fleets, and other factors. In all of these cases the demand for High quality taxi vehicles (to get market share) is very high if there is competition. This will put a huge premium value on TESLA vehicles due to safety/quality/brand value etc.

This gives Tesla a great position. It's still high volatility and depends on how the competition in taxi fleets manifests, which is not determined yet.

Anyway, it's funny topic because so many people will get BTFO on this, feast and famine depending on how the self-driving technology war shapes up.

You could invest heavily in the self-driving tech leaders and slightly in TSLA for a good bet.

I personally just am looking for higher ROI so I wanted to hit the TSLA hype this month, but fucked up now, owell still high % chance to get TSLA pop this week and next.

>> No.9997792

>>9997763
It's funny because once you get blown the fuck out by irrefutable facts, you resort to absconse blather.
Tesla isn't leader, no matter how you vectorize it. It can't make money building cars, how could it even supply a fleet when it's competitors are ?
Is tesla going to sell its cars at a loss ?

>> No.9997809

>>9997792
See this is your problem. You think like an ant.

If you understood complexity theory in detail and intuitively like I do. Best in the world. You would understand your intelligence flaw right away.

In order to manage complexity you need to understand the future. Create a simulated version of different autonomous drive futures, logistical considerations, supply / demand effect on automobiles, and what the competition for market share would look like.

All you have done is looked at some monkey numbers on TSLA profitability which they don't care about anyway since they are positioning for a long-game.

Example: Telsa could lose $200,000 on every vehicle they make, but if they have the best self-driving technology in the world and market share they will become a trillion dollar company.

>> No.9997842

so lets imagine a traditional auto company that produces ICE vehicles still

They would have to begin to slow down their supplying of ICE or at least cut exposure to any downsides from that production/over supply eventuality.

top lol

Whereas tesla has to do what exactly?

>> No.9997848

>>9997809
How could Tesla have the best self-driving tech when it has currently no tech and it's competitors have one ? Even BMW has a better shot at self-driving than Tesla. The big car manufacturers have a 10-years headstart on that.
Again, there is already self-driving cars in the open streets, they aren't Tesla.

>> No.9997863

>>9997842
>They would have to begin to slow down their supplying of ICE or at least cut exposure to any downsides from that production/over supply eventuality.
They are doing it already lol. And they are still able to make dosh.

>> No.9997874

>>9997848
>head start
>self driving tech

How long has nvidia been working on it? They are supplying software already to all of these "10 year projects" to help them.

AI doesn't work like building a pyramid brick by brick. It's about utilizing intelligence and the latest hardware.

It's why a dark horse can enter the race and conquer humanity.

>> No.9997876

>>9997609
if TSLA expanded over to europe, and focused there, i think theyd have more success offing their cars, just for memebrands sake, and elon idol worship. american consumers just wanna lease the newest meme car, but even at really reasonable rates, TSLAs are quite expensive. most people who like the brand in america cannot buy it, and like you said, in europe, they are already way behind in the whole market.

most americans dont realize how expensive gas has been for all of uk and europe since forever ago. you guys had to get more creative with it a while ago, and thus are more heavily invested and interested in affordable EVs.

mais merci m8, je pense que le garçon est retardé desu

>> No.9997884

>>9997863
Investigating this would be a waste of my time.

I don't need to follow it closely. For simulation purposes I could imagine they did or didn't, doesn't change much because it's a counterintuitive move for a public company so I Doubt they do enough of it.

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9997912

>>9997641
>Tesla is already late on that race and is only hyped because it's the only US manufacturer actually doing it.
lol
all of my this

>My city already has an autonomous EV fleet in the streets. I can simulate it pretty well lel.
ur thinking in the wrong thought vector my dude. you have to just visualize thats its gonna go up, and it will. its exceptionally lo IQ to think otherwise

>> No.9997913

>>9997874
>nvidia
>using top-of-the-shelf 3rd party catalog chips for a "confidential" "cutting edge" tech
They have been designing their own automotive-grade chips and not relying on vidya knockoffs.

>> No.9997916

>why didn't blockbuster start closing stores and focus on online

that's basically the position the car companies are all in. Do you see anyone clamoring for them to move in a "netflix" duration like TESLA is in?

lol, the same people will wonder how GM and Ford had been so stupid. Because of course you would have closed all those blockbuster stores and focused on online or mail.

>> No.9997926

>>9997912
yes, see it works because you specifically referred to what I was thinking. In that case the situation, "visualizing that it's going to go up" is a valid reason to invest.

>> No.9997956

>>9997950
>>9997950
>>9997950

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>>9997950