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Got an internship at investment banking at big4. Pretty excited, first experience to CF & M&A's - what can i expect?

>> No.9993843

>>9993834
working as a slave

>> No.9993883

>>9993834
Make more money than everyone on /biz/. Work with intelligent Chads.

also >>9993843

>> No.9993887

lol the big 4 doesn't do investment banking you larping faggot

>> No.9993893
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9993893

>>9993834

>> No.9993912

>>9993843
expected as much, lol, manager said the hours were around 80, is this understatement or correct?

>>9993883
hey thats promising ;)

>>9993887
how stupid are you flaming retard, do you even know what IB is inbred fuck

>> No.9993978

>>9993883
Intelligent Chads are getting paid 5 figures per instagram pic instead of wagecucking.

>> No.9993995

>>9993834
That is a dude.

sage and gross

>> No.9994009

Big 4? You can expect to be overworked and underpaid.
t.pwc auditor

>> No.9994014

>>9993978
good genes get that shit, not gonna lie would like that lifestyle as well, take a pic of my dump, put a KFC flag in it and rake in 500k ad money

>>9993995
my gf, lmao, not going to 4chan to get compliments but thanks mate

>> No.9994028

>>9994014
More of her?
Is she arab?

>> No.9994053

>>9993978
>t. delusional virgin
Nope, women can't even make that much off of instagram. Why do you think they have to get shit on by arab princes to fund their lifestyle?

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9994068

>>9993893
>tfw someone uses your meme

>> No.9994074
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9994074

>>9994009
well auditing is not my thing thankfully, CF is what I'll be gunning for

>>9994028
chinese, sure

>> No.9994084

tell your girl to go gym that ass is appalling
i would post my girl from yesterday but i promised her i wouldn't put her on the internet
just take my word for it
congrats on the internship

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9994096

>>9994053
cope

>> No.9994107

>>9994074
>chink with no ass waggie
kek

>> No.9994133

>>9994096
genes -> luck, stupid people get rich every day, every minute, you're pointing out the obvious

>>9994107
hahaha actually like her petite figure a lot, super cute

>> No.9994137

80 hour weeks, but at least you get comped meals

>> No.9994196

>>9994084
will fuck her ass extra hard tomorrow to train it a lil bit

& thanks mate

>> No.9994205

>>9994096
>jaw implants

>> No.9994392

>>9994133
bruh, your gf doesn't have a petite figure, she legit has a man stick bod. I've dated a 5'6 chinese girl that weighed 90 lbs but still had a pear shape figure. that's petite. I mean if you're happy with her all the power to you, but she ain't petite brotha.

>> No.9994451

>>9993834
>what can i expect?
inevitable suffering as your disease of the spirit accelerates, prolonging your time stuck in the agonizing cycle of rebirth.

>> No.9994459

>>9993912
>understatement

>> No.9994532

>>9993834
>investment banking
>big 4

Pick one. So basically you’re doing valuation advisory aka the biggest joke in the industry. Gtfo with that community adjusted EBITDA bullshit