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TSLA Jul 2018 350.000 call
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My HIGH IQ Option went down a lot. Interesting development. I think the best plan of action is to hold it until July when it maximizes in price again.

This is what I predict.

>>9987570
MU is going to drop to 56 then skyrocket up. Don't come to school july, you're welcome.

Recent reports from Chinese authorities verify that Televisions, phones, and entertainment are not effected by sanctions. iQIYI, the drop was for literally nothing. Time to get comfy.

>>9987617
was this scene really necessary?

guys we need to talk lunchbro out of this

>>9987422

Feel free to go up any time Banks

micron. MICRON!!!! STOP SELLING

Anybody here know anything about money rituals? Something that will guide me to make as much money as possible? And have it in my subconscious? My tulpas been golden haired for a few months to always remind me.
I work 12 hours a day at 11 an hour at 88 hours a week...I want all the money in the world hahaha


Btw I'm going to be a regular in this general from now on...is it 24 hours or does it die after the market closes?

>>9987660
dead on weekends

>>9987629
Damn, was that actually in Rucky Star? It's been years since I watched it, didn't think they pandered so much

https://variety.com/2018/film/news/moviepass-bond-sale-1202853466/

Was lunchbro cucked by HMNY???

>>9987673
yep, one of the best scenes

>>9987632
I'm fine friend, I'll never be weak enough to kill myself, that's not how I work

>>9987689
Heck no, why would I buy stock in a company with no debt but still fails? :^)

What do we think of OSIS?

It’s been abundantly clear that Tesla was borderline fraudulent ever since they bought struggling Solar City to bail out investors (i.e. Musk himself). No profit, murky business plan, heavily dependent on gov subsidies, and now the cars are literally burning up. Model 3 reservations are vanishing faster than theories on global warming (which has been postponed due to cold weather from dropping solar output). The bottom is about to fall out and Emperor Elon is butt naked. This anon gives it a SELL rating.

Post your predictions for TSLA price 7 days from now.

What would low IQ people do with TSLA 350 calls for July 6?

>>9987660
I already gave you the avatar ritual

>>9987617
Source?

>>9987715
this makes no sense.

Who is on the ENPH train?

NO NO NO NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colgate, SWK, , SBUX, JPM

if you did not buy these today, you failed!

people on here are always talking about commodities. Investing, doing options - something that I can't remember

what is it that they're talking about?

>>9987660
I've got a ritual that works 100% of the time. What you need to do wait for a full moon. Go to your local hardware store and get a pair of heavy duty kneepads. After that you need to go to the temple referred to as a "gay bar".......

>>9987715
kek, keep these ratings coming

>>9987748
The volume is so damn pitiful.

>>9987660
Here’s a good sigil, use it responsibly

Kneepad if you need someone to take care of you after the surgery and feed you eggs, I volunteer.

>>9987599
>My HIGH IQ Option went down a lot.
>Interesting development
LOL u dum nigger i explained exactly why that was gonna happen last night

youre right though. your ONLY course of action is to sit there and think about what youve done

>>9987632
lunch bros not a faggot
it was a false flag

>>9987811
Problem is, he never actually bought the option. He refuses to screenshot his portfolio because he doesn't have one.

>>9987827
first the penis picture now this

Why is lunchbro being targetted?

>>9987849
Lunchbro is pure only a truly sick fuck would try and sabotage him.

>didnt buy nathans famous hotdogs

>>9987849
the /biz/raelis will always target us my brother

the time will come when we must strike back and push them into the sea

>>9987847
perhaps
but id like to think that he is not only a small specc (obviously), but also an arrogant one. i have no doubt in my mind he was stupid enough to atleast buy the $666 worth of 23calls before even announcing it.

whether or not he was arrogant enough to buy more because i baited him into it, remains to be seen, but i surmise if we see him getting quieter than usual, it will mean that he is experiencing total loss

>didnt buy SPX below 2600

How does my portfolio look? Am I going to make it?

>>9987782

I cut my losses and fortunately made them back with RENN.

Fuck tripfags, never listening to them again

>>9987748
>>9987782
GBR WHAT'S HAPPENING

>>9987429
>>9987340
I think I have lost my ability to even.

get yer bio lotto tickets here

CASI heading back to $8 next week

>>9987900
I hope to God he bought all those calls to because he will be broke and finally leave this board. It's really a win win for us either way.

>>9987748
>>9987782
patience is a virtue friend. as people said before, they JUST acquired the company. it needs time.

>>9987912
I already lost 50 cents so far on my Investment
Im suing Big5guy for everything he has

>>9987934

No one acquired anything yet.

>>9987946
It has to be at least $20.

>>9987946
Class action lawsuit when?? I'm down 30 cents, I can't even feed my family anymore
I wonder how much of the company smg collectively owns

>>9987912

Big5Guy made another high quality call.

>>9987946
Lol big5 wins again!

>>9987961
After we all fucking make it, we should totally just buy some micro cap company and rebrand the buisiness into some weeb shit.

>>9987811
I was talking about TSLA 350 CALL, not the aMD ones, AMD ones are slightly up

>>9987981
What and turn a profit? I thought I was on /biz/.

>>9987900
>>9987920
low IQ haters will never beat me

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AMD190118C00022000?p=AMD190118C00022000

look, people are realizing im right as evidence by making money

This one doesnt look good kek
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA180706C00350000?p=TSLA180706C00350000

>>9987912
>>9987909
>>9987782

christ almighty what is w you dumb niggers?
the dude bought it for 4.8M LESS than 24 hours ago. this isnt like with shitcoins where someone can come in and purchase a gorillion of them and it moons in a second.

the reason it was a very good call is because big5 noticed it HOURS before the news even initially came up

>>9988007
You're right, we're never going to make it.

>>9987981
YES
We turn a Greek shipping company into a pocket pussy and hentai exporter

>>9988015
>>9987840
i'm having a bad day.. even ended up in the wrong thread

>>9988048
I'm just averaging down on LCI

>>9988038
Are pocket pussies good? I've been thinking about signing up for Amazon mechanical turk to get enough money to buy one.

WTF is going on with AMD?
I remember thinking about buying in at $10, but then stopped myself
I was going to then buy in about a week ago, but also stopped myself
now the stock is dropping

>>9988021
just accept that your new name is hi IV and live with it, bud

also
srsly nigga? yahoo finance?
for the love of god use tradingview.com or some other free chart program. yahoo is WILDLY inaccurate

>>9988027
>the reason it was a very good call is because big5 noticed it HOURS before the news even initially came up

No he didn't. He posted it after the filing was released.

Everyone and their cat can set up alert for SEC filings for a company

>PEP
Good lord it doesnt stop
"109 will be mine"

>>9988067
yahoo loads fast

fast > accurate

>>9988064
AMD is getting ready to hit $40

It's in slow phase 2 right now. The big Jump is on the horizon.

CLAIM YOUR CNBCFU

>>9988072
well i didnt notice it, did you?

im still long on it. oil is rising and ive been looking for more undervlued energy memes. if youre too much of a bitch to hold it, then sell me your shares

>>9988081
its not fast either though. its slow AND inaccurate

>>9988063
>Amazon mechanical turk
anon, your time is more valuable than that ...

>>9988059
>I'm just averaging down on LCI
me too.. i really see it as a good buy.. they have plenty of drugs and have plenty more to come

>>9988072
I've been calling a buyout on GBR for awhile now.. i've even explained why it's a good candidate for a buyout many fucking times in this thread way before yesterday

I told you lads to sell GBR after the bump

>>9988106
If I can make ~30 cents an hour I can afford a sex toy in under a week though

>>9988067
how do I view options on Tradingview?

>>9988122
>30 cents an hour
anon ...

>>9988122
You can spend that same time doing literally anything for money and make more than 30 cents an hour.

If you went out right now in the middle of summer and asked your neighbors if you can shovel their snow you'd make more money.

Boeing 400 when?

>>9988151
>If you went out right now in the middle of summer and asked your neighbors if you can shovel their snow you'd make more money.

lmao

also as someone who has made an embarrassing amount on mturk it's not worth it bro. get an actual job and learn about investing. the only reason i did is because i didn't know about the power of time and investing when i made most of my money on there. so i got nowhere only able to pay bills and buy things in the moment with nothing lasting to show for all my effort

>>9988118
lol why is everyone acting like it hurts to hold onto a stock that hasnt dropped at all?

>>9988124
dont think it has em desu
i meant that for more accurate charts
i dont trade options unless im at my platform that has the options chain in it.

i know that the free version of thinkorswim has a REALLY good options chain on it. you dont have to give TDameritrade any money to open up the demo account (but i AM unsure of whether its delayed or not as i dont use it). but its probably the best retail platform for looking at options desu

>>9988122
lol this >>9988151
I'm pretty sure "homeless" people make more an hour sitting in a major city

>>9988124
its just that those browser based options chains often timesare pretty inaccurate w the greeks, and i dont like buying or selling any options without consulting my greek overlords first, as i like money, and i HATE slippage

>>9988151
>>9988184
>>9988209
I have a full time job, 8 hours a day at 15 bucks an hour. I don't have to pay rent because I live in one of my parent's houses for free, and they give me a 2 grand a month allowance. But I put all of the money I can into savings since I have a phobia of being poor and starving like someone in the Russian revolution. I'm too scared to spend any of my money that I make, I want to make money that I'm not "attached" to so I can spend it, if that makes any sense.

>>9988276
TSLA and AMD are great buys

holy fucking shit IQ is on top.

>>9988209
ive been not homeless and done this

i used to do this for my groceries sometimes when i was broke. id go down to the farmers market, bring some instruments, a loop pedal, and play a bunch of instruments at the same time and people would throw money at me like it was going out of style.

you can even do it by just playing acoustic guitar poorly, but expect FAR less of a return, as no one fucking cares if you can play a bob dylan song. you gotta be interesting and make it an actual performance. if you can get people to start stopping and listening (pretty hard to do sometimes), and get a crowd, you can make like 30-40 bucks in a couple minutes. bretty kewl being a bard sometimes

but yes, if youre an absolutely talentless hack, you can just sit and look disheveled and dirty and rake in a steady return. you have to go to a tourist spot though, as locals wont give a fuck about ur sorry ass

>>9988276

it does. but in your situation just spend 50 bucks and stop being autistic. the alternative, to make any actual money on mturk, would take you so long that you'd be a literal retard to value your time that lowly. literally staring at the sky is a better use of time

Canopy pullback as expected. Many tickers following it down to varying degrees. TRST holding up pretty well relative to the rest.

Also come on Tetra BioPharma it's time for a breakout! Pretty sure this thing will net me a 3x before the end of summer on the common shares, 4x+ on the warrants.

Was really hoping to get comfy watching China continue its death spiral today...
I don't have any money riding on it, but it was so fucking fun to watch.

>>9988354
im waiting for a bulltrap, then a REAL panic

Damn, DRYS is having a day.

>>9988364
is $IQ more JUSTED than my picks. I think so.

TSLAMD are still fine.

>>9988376
>>9988376
greek begged and got more monies

i assume it;s this
https://www.rferl.org/a/eu-ministers-reach-deal-allowing-greece-to-exit-bailout-program/29313189.html

>>9988276
Conceptually it'd make sense but by that logic the money you'd make on mturk would probably just go into savings.

If you care about money so much, also care about the amount of time you spend. The time you would spend getting good at mturk (as someone who spent a year on mturk with tons of plugins and hookups putting 10+ hours every day) you could just buy yourself a onahole, jack off a couple times, throw it out and earn 100x the amount.

>>9988365
That would be fun. I have cash set aside specifically for that type of occasion.

>>9988208
>lol why is everyone acting like it hurts to hold onto a stock that hasnt dropped at all?
this thread is full of newbs that think stocks always just go straight up.. they see some youtube video that says make $3,000 the first hour every morning and they think thats how it is lol... newbs don't' have patience

BUY ACCESS POWER

>Access Power, Inc., is a pico-cap U.S. public company that “offers Internet-based communications products and services in the United States and international markets,” according to Bloomberg. As of yesterday’s close, it had a stock price of $0.0004 and a market capitalization of about $98,000; it trades an average of about $13.26—thirteen dollars and twenty-six cents—worth of stock each day, though it had a big day last week when almost $400 worth of stock traded.

>According to Access’s most recent quarterly filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission on Form 10-Q:

"The Corporation is for sale. I will sell Access-Power, Inc for $15,000,000.00 or $.06 per share."

THIS SHIT IS TRADING AT $0.0004 BUT WILL BE SOLD AT $.06

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1041588/000104158818000027/accra033100.txt

DUMP YOUR GBR AND BUT ACCESS POWER

>>9988454
Wrong. The one I watched said $5,000 in the first hour.

>>9988391
I need to watch more closely. I hate missing out on a good DRYS run.

pump that shit

>>9988114

filtered

>>9988499
what shit dubsman?

>>9988472
shit they're up like 50% in two weeks.

>>9988465
>Patrick J Jensen controls 53.70905% of the vote.
Access-Power, Inc. does not issue or sell stock
in the market place at the moment today.

>No one is assisting Patrick J Jensen in all this hard work. He is Human. This form is basically the same as the prior report, except for the dates/period have changed.

BASED

>>9988544
all indexes for the pre power hour pump

>>9988526
>filtered
when will you come up with something original? let me guess as soon as i post this someone is going to reply with
>filtered
so fucking predictable and stale

Where was that anon that said Vidya was dying? Did he neck himself yet?

>>9988499
let the money flow in to IQ

>>9988567

>>9988568
If it does not break 38 and stay above it soon, I am going to have a fucking cow.

I should have bought mooooooooooore

>>9988590
Wait, that restaurant from Breaking Bad is real?

AMD dump to $14.25!

>>9987490
>>9987533
>>9987455
It stupid, autoimmune/leukemia combo with bone marrow??? Me not really pay attention kek
They basically replacing hips (surgeon saying am youngest person hes ever done)
The big issue gonna be pumping me with other peoples blood

Me love long blood transfusions
Makes feel and look so young & healthy after

>>9987440
>implying you Kaworu

>>9988443
i know CGC is gonna lead the whole sector down. is there an optionable sector wide ETF that burgers can trade that has all these canadian weed memes in it?

my buddy irl thought i was crazy for even mentioning shorting weed now that its legal. told him im gonna enjoy his money lol

>>9988454
when i first started i lost a lot of money by being impatient. then i got a little more patient and evened out. now that im ACTUALLY patient, im making a TON more than i couldve ever imagined. its ridiculous that these tards think that some no name oil meme is suddenly gonna explode the day after. no one even knows its happened yet. and also, if oil continues to rise (which it looks like it will judging on CL futures spread mooning AGAIN today, pic related) the long term on this play is gonna be the fucking TITS. i could easily see this getting to where other NA oil memes are like NOG or DNR.

the real kicker is that unlike some of these cheap oil memes, these guys already have the reserves. they just needed the funding so they could start ramping up. at the very least, i dont expect the company to be worth LESS now that some guy just bought it out for $5M. if it dips, im buying. just like i have been doing for all my oil memes.

>>9988610

>>9988580
>>9988567
Why would I ? I'm 80% in electronics hardware and ISPs and as your link says, the growing part of vidya is hardware as software is shrinking.

>>9988610
very popular here, real authentic mexican chicken

>>9988613
>autoimmune/leukemia combo with bone marrow
damn thats a hell of a surgery rkg
though ive heard those surgeries have come a LONG ways since the dark ages, and have a high rate of success.

unironically praying for you m8

>>9988613
d-dont worry everything will be fine
we're going to Chilies when you get better!

Frontera Energy is splitting 2:1 on the 26th, buying back 100% of its secured 2021 notes, and investing ~500m into its Columbia/Peru ops, strong buy even considering strength of US to CAD

>>9988645
Sorry my knowledge of fast food is somewhat limited. I suppose that makes me uncultured.

>>9988613
Holy hell girl. As much as I hate the posts you make here, I'm going to perform an occult ritual to make sure you get better.

>>9988613
How’s M. D. Anderson? Also I hope all goes well.

>>9988567
>Vidya was dying?

the fuck? men pay more attention to fortnite then their girlfriends. how is vidya dying?

>>9988714

how are grown men in a position to even care about videogames? aren't we all worried about the future and our finances and trying to make it? or have the all just given up?

>>9988613
Good luck, I wish you well. I'm still recuperating from spinal fusion surgery in January.

>>9988652
can confirm, pollo loco is pretty fucking good chicken.

>>9988701

LOS POLLOS HERMANOS

I'm starting to think i'm not smart enough to make money on the stock market.

>>9988733
everyone has to relax somehow. like by posting on 4chan.
plus, some of us have already made it

>>9988744
the most important thing you can do in life is be smart enough to realize you're not smart, and then do what's prudent instead

>>9988714
Must suck to have to deal with manchilds.

>>9988613
AMD has too much activity to be that predictable. 15.83 now, people are bullish on it more than you would expect.

Exited RENN with 60% gains

too bad I only threw 1k at it

>>9988613
when's the surgery date rkg?

>>9988768
maybe you ladies need to step up your game if you are losing to some cartoony game.

can you assholes stop purchasing Bank calls? they push the price down when you do that
Just sell your shit and get bogged already so I can make some moolah

>>9988465
>WILL BE SOLD AT $.06
Is any one going to buy it at that price?

>>9988798
I'm a dude mah boi, still most of my friends moved away from vidya ages ago.

>>9988763
thanks anon. I just one lambo, is that too much to ask?

>>9988650
>Being this brainlet

digital software sales are not reported. Software is not going away, what the fuck are people going to do with that hardware? Admit you were wrong then Hari Kari yourself for bringing dishonor to this Malaysian rice art forum

>>9988811
Yes! Its financials are astounding. From the 10-Q:


"THERE ARE NO FINANCIAL RECORDS, NO DEBT, NO CONVERTIBLE
DEATH DEBENTURES, NO $18,000 IRS DEBT, NO $4,000 PRNNEWSIRES
OLD DEBT, EMPLOYEES, and even the
ACCR COFFEE POT WAS STOLEN! All of this changed in 2012.

A broke, yet fixable coffee pot was installed."

Its friday for gawhd saykes
Pump that shit!

>>9988833
Where do you pull that out ? And if that's true, then how is your article relevant to the market as a whole given the amount of digital sales ?

>>9988862
>they don't have convertible death debentures

>>9988888

>>9988889
>>9988862
what is the ticker?

>>9988903

filtered

>>9988903
ACCR

>>9988862
lol that guy couldn't sell his dick for $0.06 let alone any share in that "company"

What should I do with nikkei kun's ratsu chan?

>>9988937
n..nothing bad pls. I don't like that image.

>>9988937
p-please dont open its brain up

>>9988937
use it to test various rat trap designs

>>9988937
It reminds me that time they showed me what they were doing with my brain microneedles.

so about lockheed martin

>>9988937
lobotomy

>>9988937
give it a sock to play with !

>>9987907
you need more POWR

>>9988923
Also from the 10-Q

"All financial records from Access-Power, Inc. have been destroyed by
previous management and are not available. It is very expensive to
obtain audited reports of $0.

MARK BAUM lied in .pdf filings attesting that Access Power, Inc had
36,000 SQFT of OFFICE SPACE. 2007-2012 is called the DARK PERIOD."

This shit is gonna moon, you watch.

>>9989043
I can't buy any more until it reaches 15 neopoints a share. Theres a bonus you can get from the obelisk battleground which lets you get them at 10 neopoints, but I don't have it.

>>9989043
>>9988957
>>9988948
Ratsu chan doesn't need her head hair anymore

Well I just picked up some JPM and BRK-B, seems like good entry points as long as everything doesn't suddenly go to shit.

Eat a fucking dick GOOS, you made bag hold for so long. I knew that fucking rally was bullshit. Rallying on over priced coats in the fucking summer time. I hope this shit goes down to 55.

>>9989071
>Theres a bonus you can get from the obelisk battleground which lets you get them at 10 neopoints
This is some TOPS ceo bull shit.

lol uh, Im buying DFEN, dont know about you guys
buffet says dont use leverage but uhhh gonna take a chance on this one

>>9989074

>>9989074
You son of a bitch I wont forgive you

>>9989080
yeah, thats a very good idea, congrats on being smart

>>9989074
Uh oh

Hope you arent long.

>>9989087
They just opened a new office in Shanghai and the chinks are loving it. Good luck Panama Anon

>>9989071
Have you ever heard of the guild ICE, SPICE, or Monkey Junction?

my man SAM just broke the 300 mark

gonna get a beer to celebrate. shoulda dumped my whole portfolio here instead of fucking around with oil shits

>>9989136
>day old graph
meaningless if you're trading long-term

>>9989140
Thanks Anon. I shorted last Friday at 60.35 and I was shitting my pants when I saw it skyrocket to 68. But I knew it was way overbought. I already have my take profits stops in place in case this bitch reversals faster than a mashed shoryuken.

>>9989091
My defense plays (DFEN and some call options) lost a whole shitload of money when Donny managed to establish permanent peace in Korea

but I'm bag holding them because I just laughed at that sentence as much as you did, they're going back up real soon now

>>9989150
No I'm still a member of the shit guild I joined 12 years ago. Pretty sure its inactive lol. I'll have to look those up.

>>9989180
this is what i keep telling myself lookng at TSLA 350 calls that expire on July 6

Just trust in IQ.

>>9989112
>>9989094
>>9989074
I've got her fastened. I wonder where this is going...

Keep dropping GOOS, Keep dropping...

>>9989221
look man...

>>9989221
For the love of god be careful

>>9989221
STOP

POST YOUR WEEKEND HOLDS

>TFW YOU TRY TO SELL BUT ACCIDENTLY BUY
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm very concerned for a certain rat
I hope it's already dead

>>9989221
>anon holds electrical dildo up to ass of rat
>tfw what happens next

>>9989302
honestly most of /smg/ would be better off if all of their orders were reversed like that.

So last night i applied at a forex trading firm and sent in my track record and my experience. They called me today to set up and interview... not sure if i should go through with it.. they want $2,000 down for "risk something" i forgot what they called it.. but i looked up their firm and its reputable but it's forex, they said they will start me off with 10,000 with 50:1 giving me 500,000 trading power... really in a tough spot here.. not sure if i should go through with it or apply at a prop shop trading equities only...

>>9989345
fucking kek

>>9989136
come back to me in 1 year. I am confident in this company when big companies are running ads on their streaming site and when they are getting billions of views. that is only going to attract more sponsorship. also don't forget the additional revenue they make from the 61 million subscribers.

>>9989328
This anon >>9989221 is the typical IQ invester. Abandon ship.

>>9989357
if a company wants you to pay them money before you are hired, it is 100% a scam

>>9989357
just take it and short the usd/yen hek hek hek

>>9989357
that's nothing, I'll give you 500:1 leverage if you just PayPal me $500, totes for real

>>9987570
xxii mooning

Pep still blasting up

>>9989400

GOOS keep on dropping! I love this!

>>9989425
short

their entire thesis is that the FDA will mandate low-nicotine cigarettes

which could have maybe happened if Hillary got elected, but now is kind of laughable

>>9989468
REEE

>>9989466
get into SAM too my man

>>9989480
>implying trump won't push for it so smokers have to buy more cigarettes to get their same fix

>>9989497
at the next pullback... if there is one

>>9989497
>up 60% in 3 months
>P/E ratio is over 35
Wtf is happening here?

>>9989510
I kept telling myself that, missed out on months of growth, eventually just did a BTFATH like it was 2017 again, now I'm up 16% in two weeks

>>9989497
SAM's mooning is it due to their share buyback program or their beverage products are actually selling ?

>>9989525
hipster beer, don't bet against hipster beer

>>9989495
I need part 2
every day until part 2 comes out

>>9987715
This is the fucking top of low IQ posting. This is the que to buy Tesla.

>>9989552
They have the distribution and availability of Bud with the profit margin and popularity of a real microbrew. I don't know how they do it.

Is AMD gearing for a pullback soon?

so I have 50k to blow.
Tell me what I should by and why I should put everything in IQIYI

>>9989562
I guess it cant be helped
Ill digitize a page here and there and youll get your part 2 soon

>>9989623
do it NOW

Literally your last chance to get into HIVE Blockchain Technologies at this level.

Just loaded the boat this morning. Read into these guys, legit AF.

>>9989622
Chinese tech firms all have fraudulent financials and the market is just now finding out

Put that money into beer and pizza (SAM, DPZ)

>>9989653
wrong thread, friend

>>9989622
Buy me a new truck

>>9989653
get outta here, you know fine well crypto is dead

>>9989328
>>9989268
Not until I'm done with her. She's lived too good of a life pressing levers.

Treat this as an offering to kneepad girl. :^)

Anyway, fuck SOGO I can't believe I bought the meme

>>9989584
I did my research on it last year
Market (and Cucking Beta) was worried about their dwindling sales figures
I should have been bolder and buy some

Never underestimate the power of marketing and the brand

>>9989721
Jesus, just cut its throat while imagining kneepad's pelvis, don't fuck around in its skull ffs

>>9989678
>>9989701
It's not a cryptocurrency.

It's a stock.

>>9988027
This. GBR is a long term play

>>9989721
fuuuuuuuuuck

>>9989756
thats somehow even more retarded

>>9987570
Wow so this general no longer dies within 30 minutes anymore

currently holding LCI, CGC, and GBR. idk if im strong enough for these heavy bags :-(

>>9989782
we've done quite well for ourselves

GOOS keeps dropping. Thank the Bogs. From being Justed earlier this week to making gainz.

>>9989721
Lobotomies are my favorite!

>>9989721
w-what the fuck is that?
what are you going to do to its brain?

AMD 40 EOY
TSLA 400 in 2 weeks

Trust and believe.

Can we get the suicide hotline number for IQ bros?

CVS
COST
USO
PEP

>>9989896
science demands blood

>>9989906

if calculated gamble sells at the end of the day like he said he's gonna have a loss. wonder if he'll hold

>>9989906
It's going to recover... I tell you.

>>9989904
AMD 20 EOY
TSLA 275 in 2 weeks

This is your reality check.

any of you guys own PETS?

>>9989721
Wtf dude.

>>9989388
most prop trading firms want capital contribution... i looked them up on glass door they're legit..

>>9989783
LCI is fucking killing me but it has so much potential to let go.

Im in a very good spot with GBR so i have no problem holding till the buy out goes through

>>9989919
Can I finally leave now USO options bro >>9989896
Nothing much just jamming wires into its hippocampus

there was supposed to be a pump right now

>>9990043
>most prop trading firms want capital contribution
christ what a garbage industry
>i looked them up on glass door they're legit..
yeah and I'm from Goldman Sachs wire me $20,000 and I'll get you started right away sir :^)
you'll find our Glassdoor is in order :^)

>>9988810
>Calls push the price down
Newfriend here, plz explain

>>9990082
not sure why you are being such an asshole when you obviously don't understand what a prop firm is....

>>9990107
he's meming, the joke is market manipulators push the price down when anons take a long position and pump the price when anons take a short position to toy with us

>>9990107
>oh a bunch of small specs are buying calls, lets make the price not move for a month so they all lose money

>>9989653
Blockchain stocks were last year's meme.

EBAY mooning
>he didnt buy at 37

>>9989906
I dont need it still up 5k on IQ but I did lose a lot on it already.

>>9990125
christ are you retarded to this day GS does prop trading
im trying to help you out b5g just join the damn firm if you want to get scammed that hard

ending this week buying JPM at 105
Fucking kikes

SURPRISE SMG PODCAST SPECIAL EDITION DROPPING IN 15 MINUTES

FOOLED YOU ALL HAHAHAHAHAH

>>9990194
WOAH

BASED

>>9990181
most prop firms want capital contribution dumb fuck.. look it up.. you are fucking comparing goldman sachs to a small prop shop.. you are beyond retarded.

>>9990133
>>9990139
Oh gottcha I thought there was some more weird mystical shit I didn't know about

>>9990194
my nigga my nigga

>>9989622
Wait until the volatility stops first. I am on iq for at least 5 years so I dont care.

>>9989074
>>9989221
>>9989721
you have a really cool job anon

on one hand im glad i didnt go into crushing student loan debt given how out of control tuitions at private schools got (all the scholarships i could get only covered 1 and a half semesters, sans housing, and its even worse now). but on the other hand, i desperately wish i could even apply for a job where i could be doing something to utilize my fucking brain in ANY real capacity.

i suppose autisming over the markets sort of fills that void, but still. i wanna shove metal shit into rats brains and plug it into a computer. that sounds like a blast

>>9989357
That sounds shady as fuck but $2k isn't that much money and the returns could be huge. I say fuck it, go through with it.

>>9989663
IQ is baidu so you can trust it but I do agree you need to be careful with other Chinese stocks.

>>9990203
and I'm saying id never take a job where you have to pay to join, that's quite frankly retarded
jobs are supposed to pay you, you know ...

>>9990194
yey

>>9990204
lol its not a meme

where do you guys think baozun will settle? i bought at $61 did i fuck up?

>>9990252
>>9990241
that is how prop firms work.. have you ever applied at one? have you even looked it up?

Fucking hell, i've been bleeding money like crazy this week. Can the market get it's shit together already.
>>9990289
Never heard of one or looked anything up on it. I said you should go through with it, no need to get pissy over it. You seem stressed, you need to go back to mexico and bang a trap again.

that last minute was utter shit
God save the banks

>>9990289
>that is how pyramid schemes work.. have you ever applied at one? have you even looked it up?

>>9990194
hi Comfy! where can I find your podcast? can you post a link please?
t.only 4 weeks here on /smg/

>>9990307
>>9990252
>>9990241
just getting tired of people that don't do any research at all into anything but have some type of say in the matter as if they know but yet they have no fucking clue. The guy was comparing goldman sachs to a prop shop.. idk how someone wouldn't think thats a retarded comparison

https://www.thebalance.com/what-is-a-prop-shop-3140604

2nd and 3rd paragraph...

>>9990337
Comfy couldn't handle the stresses of /smg/ stardom so the podcast is no more.

>>9989357
Well do you understand forex?
I thought you were mainly into just equities

>>9990320
Oh, I know.
I thought I'd be the only one that got spooked by that final 5-10 run for the exits.

>>9990350
Forex is a fucking nightmare, I would lose so much money if I traded it as a job kek.

>>9990350
>Well do you understand forex?
>I thought you were mainly into just equities
i am mainly into equities that is why i am hesitant about taking the job.. corporations make sense to me like alot of sense, forex just feels like it'll all be momentum trading.

>>9990337
Here's his jewtube, he said yesterday he was stopping but apparently not now?
https://www.youtube.com

>>9990346
oh I see.. thank you anon for caring for newbies here like myself

>>9990337
>>9990346
>>9990378
hehehe it's called marketing friend, 100k subs EOY

>>9990385
Dumb newb! Dont listen to that anon, Comfy literally just said he making a new one!

>>9990378
whoops
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw/videos

I just looked at CMG for the first time in a while. wtf, did they quit poisoning the customers?

>>9990194
Can I call in and rant about the juice tho?

>>9989663
Fuck yeah on the first part, what the fuck on the second part.
What's so good about SAM's financials? All I see is a mooning P/E ratio... The price is flying with no earnings to back it up

>>9990345
>just getting tired of people that don't do any research at all into anything but have some type of say in the matter as if they know but yet they have no fucking clue.
Real due diligence takes time that I can't dedicate due to a job. But, hoping algorithm trickery will make this easier for me.

>>9990414
why is that garbage fast food restaurant valued so high?

>>9990398
Did you get some lithium or something? You seemed schizo the other day.

>>9990406
he has the voice of someone i would punch in the face back in the day desu

>>9990378
you forgot to attach a complete jewtube link to the said channel
kek, I like how you all are able to identify newfags and then play on them ;)

>>9990406
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw/videos
thank you anon

>>9990444
>back in the day
boomer spotted

>>9990444
trips confirmed I have a punchable voice
My social life confirms
Daddy why do you hate me??? ;_;

>>9990463
I wonder how old Big5 is, didn't he say his ex-gf was in her 30s?

>>9990444
dont worry I'm sure Big5Podcast will pick up soon!

>>9990107
it's more complicated than that, Google for "Maximum Pain theory"

basically the natural behavior of options market makers pushes a stock towards the point where the largest number of options expire worthless. This is only one of several drivers of share price but it definitely is one and if nothing else is going on it can be the biggest one

So just to get everything straight, comfy is now making the podcast again, and big5 is lowering himself to getting a job at amway?

Any Canadafags into DUDE WEED stocks? Thinking about Aurora and THC Biomed. I have like $1k to play with to start.

>>9987907
what is this neopets lookin shit dawg

>>9990484
herbalife, but otherwise yes

>>9990240
Thanks anon. I'm new to the surgery part since I need to collect my own data now. Used to just do computational stuff

Why only private schools? You can go to a community college then transfer to a public school with FAFSA covering most of your ass (assuming you're an amerifat). I had friends get literally paid to go to uni since their parents made no income. You can always just get certs too. Busy with this surgery rn but there's a lot of options out there. How old are you?

>>9990463
27

>>9990478
you just sound like a moron

>>9990484
im thinking of getting a trading job because my girlfriend is leaving me and now i don't have to pay attention to her and i can pay attention to other things i rather do..

>>9990252
lol
they do
if you win
if you lose, its ogre.

all prop shops are is a big pile of everyones money with as much leverage as possible taken out on THAT. then everyone just kinda does what the fuck ever is their strat and tries to make as much money as possible. thats it. if you make money, you get to work there, and you get % of your moves (WAY better lev than you could EVER get from a broker by yourself).

if you lose a lot of money, its over. youre fucking fired. they take capital from you as your end of the stick. you lose that, youre done. go wageslave. but you certainly have to put money at risk if youre working at a prop shop, or else, how the fuck would you get paid?

>>9990289
lol ur right tho
you have to risk money when you work there, but its taken out against FUCK HUGE lev, so its not quite like how it works now on a retail account. those guys are retarded. this is a good idea.

HOWEVER, ive never applied for one, so i dont know how to tell if it is legit or not, because it IS a really scammy industry. anon dropped a good place to get started one time months ago. he was a pretty sharp guy. definitely some big fucking MM from the way he knew all his shit. said
>you make money?
>consistantly?
>is it scale-able?
>go to a prop shop and get yourself 20x and go make more fucking money
>also learn python
ill try to find link. its in NY tho, dunno if thats what youre doing. i shudder to think that if i ever wanted to trade options and futures and shit at that level id prolly have to live in SHITcago.

Good or bad? Sounds like dilution of stock price will be ending with them buying out the rest of these preferreds for cash but then again I don't know shit

>>9990492
You should buy calls for the run-up to that Senate vote and then dump them right before the vote in order to scalp vega

wait that already happened nevermind, now these are just boring agricultural stocks. Did you see what Canopy did today? glad I got out of that plane before it crashed, lol

>>9990432
I have no idea. I do know that it is not because of sales to me because I have never eaten there.

>>9990527

>>9990517
You think your life is hard now? Just wait until we sue you for shilling GBR!

>>9990478
Don’t listen to the bully comfy, I’m a gay and think you sound nice

>>9990541
I'm a brainlet, is this good or bad news?

>>9990494
It's neopets! Here's my pet

>>9990414
getting the uncontrollable shits is part of the authentic mexican food experience

>>9990544
>Just wait until we sue you for shilling GBR!

>>9990574
I think it's good but also in the brainlet club with you

>>9990580
Big5 explain this
>>9990541

>>9990482
I've noticed that stocks always seem pretty manipulated on big options days.
I think this is why SPY, QQQ, etc. didn't do anything exciting until the final 5 minutes.

>>9990517
>im thinking of getting a trading job because my girlfriend is leaving me and now i don't have to pay attention to her and i can pay attention to other things i rather do..
That's news.
Weren't you considering proposing?
That extra freedom will totally be nice though

>ftw calculated gamble lost his ass on iq and stopped posting

>>9990600
looks like they aren't looking to dilute as much as originally planned which wasn't much in the first place, they will however pay some of it in a conv. note.. which is going to take probably a minimum of 6 months to occur.. not sure exactly why they are doing that.. maybe to get their stock price back up and confirm that dilution is minimal?

>>9990651
ty

>>9990625
>Weren't you considering proposing?
no.. i don't agree with marriage.. it's one of the reasons she doesn't want to be with me anymore

>>9990649
>lost all his money + his family

>>9990649
>Buying a chinese meme at the ATH
>loses money
Imagine my shock


>>9990546
Thanks gay Anon :)) I keep getting offers of blowies from gays here, but no grils want to :(((

>>9990661
paying back convertable notes and preferred shares with cash instead of common stock is usually beneficial to Common stock price

>>9987570
New thread because I don't want another archive

>>9990710

>>9990710

>>9990710

>>9990649
Kek. Even though he was using stop losses, probably true. I was warning so many posters about those fucking Chinese tech stocks.

>>9990536
>You should buy calls for the run-up to that Senate vote and then dump them right before the vote in order to scalp vega
That's brilliant.
Somebody used to do this all the time on biotech.s that were about to release phase 2 or 3 results or something like that
>now these are just boring agricultural stocks.
Wow. That's a very interesting perspective. I've never thought of that lol

>>9990664
>>Weren't you considering proposing?
>no.. i don't agree with marriage.. it's one of the reasons she doesn't want to be with me anymore
Well then I guess you're just free now, senpai

>>9990492
Judging by today's trading I recommend you put most of that in to TRST. Aurora is likely to drop more on Monday. THC Biomed might pay off on Monday but i don't like the RSI being at 60 already.

There is a lot of chatter about Molson/Coors being in talks with a mystery LP. Uncertain which.

>>9990651
So people seem to be overreacting in regards to GBR's dip? you mentioned that it hasnt even past 24 since the deal buy out took place. Any chance its going back up?

>>9987877
>Implying a hotdog company is 100
Short it.

I'm making so much money on this market even though I'm low IQ and barely investigate what I'm buying.