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>had a feeling bitcoin was going to crash while I slept
>instead of just sellling I set a price alarm
>alarm goes off, but I sleep through it
>finally wake up to beeping and bitcoin is hovering around 6500
>set another alarm incase it starts dumping again
>windows update restarts my pc
WTF why didn't I just sell before I went to bed. I lost almost 10% in my sleep and I KNEW this would happen

>> No.9984094

>sleeping while in crypto
that's not how you make money

>> No.9984118

>>9984065
>windows update restarts my pc
why don't you have a backup pc w/ a backup pc, anon?

>> No.9984214

>>9984118
I just got a new laptop the other day because I accidentally pissed on my old one while masturbating
I used to have some redundancy with alarms on my desktop computer speakers, but I'm just still setting things up again

>> No.9984253

>>9984214

>I accidentally pissed on my old one while masturbating

Explain this.

>> No.9984299

>>9984253
I was masturbating on the toilet with my laptop while also pooping. I had my dick in my hand fapping. I pooped a little bit and a squirt of pee came out simultaneously and landed on my laptop keyboard. First time anything like that had ever happened to me and I was absolutely shocked and disgusted. I quickly turned off my laptop and ran to get some cleaner. It wasn't that much pee, so I didn't think the laptop would be water damaged. I carefully cleaned up my laptop with toilet paper and cleaner. I was somewhat panicking so I was also tossing the toilet paper in the toilet. Finally I was satisfied the laptop was clean and I flushed the toilet. There was too much toilet paper so the toilet overfilled and poo water came gushing over the rim. I unclogged the toilet and cleaned all of the shit water up.

Finally I went to go try turning my laptop on, but it was dead. That was probably the worst experience of my life to be honest.

>> No.9984309

>>9984299
>t. smart money early adoptor

>> No.9984330

>>9984299

Thanks to you other anons may not fall prey to this bodily malfunction.

>> No.9984331

>>9984065
https://youtu.be/QyjyDwQAg9c

>> No.9984337

>>9984299
This can't be real.

>> No.9984366

>>9984337
Its biz, hes also likley bagholding LINK and VERGE

>> No.9984427
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9984427

>>9984299
>>9984214
This is why I visit this place

>> No.9984612

>>9984309
Underrated comment

>> No.9985190

>>9984299
what
no

>> No.9985211

>>9984299
is this oc?

>> No.9985833

>>9984427
same