/biz/ - Business & Finance

Give me 1 reason why I shouldn't buy JD calls

Remember to thank the Jews for your gains. Even if you're down right now, praise them anyway. If you praise them even when they're being dicks, they'll be more inclined to be nice to you. That's what the old testament is about.

>>9935610
thank you jews

Lunchtime checkup! What's for lunch gents?

oh fuck 2018 is already halfway over?? well there goes my fucking life

>>9935610

report /pol/ posts

>>9935627
bruh that ain't food

>>9935627
You’re not the real lunchbro! He would never be so innapropriate. FUCK YOU

>>9935640
/pol/ doesn't like Jews. I love Jews.

>>9935655
just shut up about jews please thanks

>>9935627
Uhh same I guess

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having general Tso's chicken with fresh jasmine rice and steamed broccoli. I'm up on this beautiful Monday, I'm accumulating LCI, and some ROAD. Got a long day today, weekend storms fucked shit up here and I gotta fix them then a doctor's appointment, fun.

>>9935658
awww good goy
Now buy some JPM (but unironically)

>>9935655
I also like Jews, I fucked a Jewish girl in college. Best tasting and wettest pussy I’ve ever had.

>>9935640
Quit being a faggot, /biz/ is /pol/

>>9935658
Oy vey, what's with the anti-antisemitism? Why don't you like talking about God's chosen people?

>>9935642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgZhQ0a11tI

whenever you guys look back at something that was so major do you ever lose faith in humanity?

>>9935665
Hell yeah, there’s the real one. Love you lunchbro!

>>9935665
Some sourdough bread, gonna eat a hotdog and toad in the hole in the upcomming hours

>>9935627

>>9935665
Beet green salad with mixed berries, sliced almonds and feta in a balsamic vinaigrette.

>>9935665
that looks good. I just got back from mexico but i'm going to go get a chorrizo breakfast burrito. Make sure to put a sell order on your LCI to help lock up shares.

>>9935640
Hahaha look at this butthurt faggot. Did you forget where you are?

>>9935665
Having some sort of Mexican concoction made by my gf.

AMD is carrying the rest of my red portfolio into the green today, feeling good lads.

>>9935627
you're probably the same faggot that reported my sexy legs

>>9935627
based lunchbro

oh wait

I'm getting JUST'd left and right. STOP SELLING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

AMD 40 - End of year
TSLA 400 - 1st week of july

Explaining these predictions, feel free to ask more, I'm autistic obsessed with these calls and VERY HIGH IQ with advanced COGNITIVE CAPACITY.

My calls are simple, I said to buy TSLA in the thread Sunday and Monday of last week. The play is to hold till 400, generally first week of july, and sell. I did this with July 350 Calls. The reasoning is very simple but tough to explain to normal cognitive people. Basically TSLA hype is maximizing after negative hype. Even the fabricated "fires" (fud) won't touch TSLA.

The AMD Play - Hold long term it's going up up up up all teh way to 40 by end of year. The reasoning is too complicated on this one for most brains so it's pointless to explain.

>>9935770
I will post all of my plays in the thread btw. All are high % of portfolio and extreme risk so buyer beware, DD and all of that, stuff that low IQ people have to do.

The strategy is very simple. Turn the TSLA calls going 5-6x by july into AMD calls for end of year. Placing all of that profit long on AMD for year end. Assuming people haven't woken up on AMD yet.

>>9935608
because vol is pretty high today

Stanley Black and decker makes Dank tools (Dewalt) based appliances (toasters, ironing boards and irons) basically I lot of things and have raised dividends for over 130 years now. BUY IT

so
>what are some strategies I can use to grow this to 3000
>what is a reasonable estimate in which I can achieve 300 in growth

>>9935796
Scorecard

As we can see

369.8975 +11.73 (+3.27%)
Tsla is nearing the 375 level, month end it will break 400 easily, possibly 425. The 350 calls are easy money but again other people hit it at a better point. I just liked the no risk of it.

AMD 17.0401 +0.70 (+4.28%)
This is the most obviously undervalued stock in the world. 17 is cheap and will feel cheap into the rest of the year.

>>9935814
go all in on BAC

>>9935814
Put all in AGNC and ride the 18 cents a share each month

Reeee SPY market soo fake
Stop trying for make 276 artificial floor reeee!!!!!!

Here link to poor anime girl if guy still around ;_;
Such sad story
>>>/b/771877190

i have 300 dollars settled today.
>buy calls on chink meme like JD?
or
>buy more puts on TLT?
or
>buy more calls/stock in DNR?

wat do /biz/

>>9935829
if people want my portfolio %

15% TSLA calls bought on last monday
60% parts long AMD
25% parts cash (my hedge to the high risk)

Goal is +400% (doubling twice) by end of year.

>>9935813
woah woah hold up... i've been in construction my whole life from the time i was a young teenager.. i had no clue that black and decker was Stanley and Dewalt... Dewalt sucks imho but the stanley fatmax tapemeasure is probably one of the best tape measures on the market! Hands down, i believe i speak for most construction people when i say stanley has the best tapes only one that really competes with it is kobalt which isn't even near as good as the stanley fat max so if you're going to post a picture of a stanely tape measure do the fat max one

>>9935883
Buy some calls on JD. It sold off hard today and now it's almost even with Fridays closing price. I'd say it's an easy way to make some call money.

>>9935882
F-freak!

>>9935893
>i had no clue that black and decker was Stanley and Dewalt
crazy innit?

>>9935893
I also worked in construction and can confirm fatmax is the best tape

>>9935882
Why do you like guro so much rkg? I mean, I do too, but it’s a little weird.

>>9935893
yeah, I checked my grandfather garage (who is construction his whole life) and its tons of Black and decker products, had to buy in

>>9935893
Can confirm, it's fat max or get kicked off the jobsite Sparta style into the drainage ditch/piss receptacle.

>>9935882
Act autistic meme lines fag

>>9935904
got some

im thinking this is gon b gud

speaking of construction companies

I fucking wish I could buy HILTI stock
they are making money hand over fist

>>9935986
fastenal is the poor man's hilti

but FAST is public

it aint fair

>>9935595
>Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
>http://www.interactivebrokers.com

This is incorrect. IB charges $1 commission for up to the first 200 shares, then charges $0.005 for each additional share over 200.

If we are going to post this information, it should at least be correct.

TSLA could reach 375 today guys

369.79 +11.62 (+3.2%)
369.79 +11.62 (+3.2%)

Reminder HIGH COGNITIVE CAPACITY is all that matters. It takes no fucking effort for someone with even slightly better cognitive capabilities than humanity to easily quadruple their savings every year.

>>9936019
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA180706C00350000?p=TSLA180706C00350000

>>9936010
Just get rid of it completely. No one pays commissions anymore to trade meem stocks

>>9936006
>>9935986
SSD might be a good constructions stock.. atleast if they are building in california, Ca code requires alot of straps and hardware due to earthquakes

>>9936037

You can continue to let RH fuck you on every trade. At least with IB I know that they are not selling me out to the HFTs. I'll happily pay $1 for that alone.

>>9935665
Based true lunchbro showing pic of balls instead of dick

>>9935770
Sorry desu, can you explain to me eli5 why AMD and TSLA are good holds now?

For AMD, they have ok processors, Intel seems to be much better. And Nvidia has better graphic cards for crypto mining and all.

Tesla looks good, but I am still hesitant view that it will replace gasoline cars. Tesla is quite expensive, and seems the good old combustion vehicles are much more engaging to drive.

>>9935627
I lol'd. Is this the bottom for GLD? Looks like it's right on that long term bottom trend line.

alright new plan

20% bond trading (including hedge cash)
20% oil trading (same)
40% slant memes
10% cash in case i need (a lot of) smokes
10% for PURE degeneracy

>>9935948
Nice, i somehow managed to buy my calls today when JD was in the red for like 2 mins. I'm feeling like one lucky fucker desu

>>9936083
>You can continue to let RH fuck you on every trade. At least with IB I know that they are not selling me out to the HFTs. I'll happily pay $1 for that alone.
seriously.. thats why most of my trading i do with wellsfargo or with tdameritrade.. i'm pretty sure RH fucks shit up, especially when their users are holding alot of one particular stock.

>>9935658
Nothing personal Moshe
>>9935813
Dewalt is low quality imo.
Don't usually people spring for better quality items during a good economy?

>>9936107
it would take too much cognitive time

AMD is going to hit trigger points. Such as the release of instinct, gaining market share, gaining consumer share etc.

1. Low IQ market never factored in how much of a hit it was to INTEL brand compared to AMD brand
2. New products launch and compete with intel good enough
3. Moore's law is slowing down because of the secret government AI projects sucking talent and progress, this affects AMD less. This is a pure high IQ conjecture that requires high IQ of course.
4. The multiple goes up as it goes up, hype builds hype. Once it starts clearing 25 it will shoot to 35+ and clear 40 EOY.

Thats my cognitive model. There is more to it. Again a lot of the reasoning is based on things non communicative.

>>9936133
i was looking at tha goin
>hmm i really WANT to catch that knife for some reason
looked away and looked back and it was up 50cents in 5mins
BUY

>>9936107
TESLA is about waht company is values on.

TESLA is valued on hype, projection, brand value, how much people want it. SPACE X is doing good, everything is going good, Musk is chimping out a lil on twitter but it's fine. This next 3 weeks is going ot be unbelievably good for TSLA. It's just clear, all the bad press "cleared" away, and good news on the horizon. For a stock that is entirely sentiment you can't use fucking profit models. No one cares. I only care what the people buying the stock think. 400+ is easy.

The JRE effect is bigger than anyone could realize too. The most popular podcast in the world and an actual musk bootlicker is going to interview him for hours. That's worth, advertising dollars, billions for TSLA.

proceed with the pumping of the banks for pre-pre hour

>>9935887
Is it too late to buy TSLA calls? It costs $2780 for a 350 strike call for early july...

>>9936139
>Dewalt is low quality imo.
agreed.. only thing dewalt has that's good is their metal framing hammer which is actually a bad ass fucking hammer.. If you haven't tried the metal dewalt hammer you are missing out... but yeah.. their power tools fucking suck

>>9936188
I'm not selling at that price. But again I was chimping out on here about it monday 7 days ago when it was an affordable risk.

I can't advise now, I would be telling you to buy it at a price I didn't buy it at. Time effects matter. You'd have to judge the risk you want.

>>9936107
desu
we should put a disclaimer in the OP in BIG FUCKING LETTERS to NOT ask loIQ anon why he thinks that TSLA or AMD are going uo

>>9936200
>lolQ

my predictions have failed so hard. I'm sure no one in the thread would want to exchange ROI with me for the year.

>>9935766
Why didn't you just sell at first sign of trouble and buy back at these bargain prices?
>>9936112
>40% slant memes
Solid investment
>10% for PURE degeneracy
but why?
>>9936171
SpaceX is independent of $TLSA though. Tesla is only up because it might hit its targets.

>>9936200
One of the few a anons that when they post I just scroll by.

>>9936191
I watch a YouTuber called "AvE" and he pulls tools apart and reviews them, its really gone downhill these days, the only decent one might be Skillsaw mag 77's. They're super profitabke though because you gotta keep fixing or buying new ones. It's scummy to the tradesmen but makes the stocks look like a good buy because they're just fucking people right over.

>>9936188
you ever done options on big things like that anon?

if you arent really comfy with them, id stay out. at least till the next manufactured outrage for them. THEN buy the calls for the (also manufactured) short squeeze of retail faggots

>>9936216
lel ur missing the point anon
its just tiring to see the same "oh im sry anon i cannot explain my cognitive hfefsnujaljhudb" everyfuckingday

im not talking about your calls in the past few weeks (though i entirely disagree w it in the long run). those have been good. credit where credit is due

>>9936228
it's not though. Don't think "logically" think market. SpaceX doing something massive helps TSLA brand. Humans aren't that clean with reasoning and association is the simplest cognitive pattern.

>>9936247
Sure I shitpost for entertainment. It's entertaining to come play this game and then shitpost while killing it with no effort but a few glances at things.

Pandora is up 90% since February.

whats that JD?
you want me to buy more calls
alright....

>>9936228
by pure degeneracy i mean flipping short term options, OTC memes etc etc
i actually make most of my milk money doing this retarded shit, as its what im comfy with. you just need to still manage risk. total loss is total loss no matter the size

This market is just dizzying, no end in sight. Anybody else in DRYS? Weird that they would be okay in a bull market, it makes me thing there's smth going on. CBIO dropped 57% with NO BOUNCE. 6% of my portfolio is TSLA, I should have got in when he embarrassed himself on the call.

>>9936268
anon
as an effortposter myself (generally), all i can say is, what you are doing is NOT shitposting. its shitty and annoying, but the volume of text involved classes it in a different subgroup

>>9936288
based tsla bro, my autism tingles whenever someone mentions that stock.

>>9936247
No never traded options. Tbh I don't really even get the ask and bid on options, although I understand contracts, strike, etc.

Gonna do some simtrading on Trade Station to practice.

>>9936197
What's your opinion on IQ

Tesla guy said he is a naziboi socialist on twitter. Get out while you can. Rip in pieces coming

>>9936297
Good

TSLA 400
AMD 40

Lolq will go down as one of the more annoying shitposters on this board.

>>9936304
I think my opinion would be a weak post. I generally think it's literally 90% of everything.

This is a good, slightly out of date, talk about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62jZENi1ed8

>>9936310
lel

>>9936304
>No never traded options
THEN DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES MAKE YOUR FIRST ONE ON A COMPANY LIKE TSLA
you will be making/losing so much money and you wont have a clue whats going on

>>9936314
>right
>annoying
>playing this dumb game and doing top end performance

Seems exactly as planned.

>>9936244
i actually use a skillsaw mag 77.. most framers do.. it's really reliable.. they also usually use the hitachi framing nail gun, its reliable and you can easily change out parts on the job site real easy.

I've been in construction since i was like 13, i was reading plans and framing houses at 16 and i can always tell who the newfags are in construction or who the wannabes are by simply looking at what kind of tools they have lol

https://www.plumbersstock.com/hitachi-nr83a3s.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&adpos=1o5&scid=scplp553893&sc_intid=553893&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8aa-x9rd2wIVktlkCh0L8ARgEAQYBSABEgJr2PD_BwE

>dick pic is still up
Wtf I'm probably going to get fired now. Thanks 5chans

>>9936345
Ok, you want to do this again? Post a screenshot of your portfolio.

>>9936345
hey man
jus sayin
youre cocky, and obviously green at this
youll get yours, you can fucking guarantee it. just wait

>>9936394
$10 AMD
$5 TSLA Calls
$3 cash in my pocket

I can't take a photo because my model GF is nagging me

still down -0.5% today because of PEP and GIS but the banks still keeping me up! Dank!!

>>9936307
nah bro he is breathing trump's farts and positioning himself for populist green fascism. This is who butters his bread, TSLA/Kushner 2020

>>9936401
"get yours" in what way? My goal is out performing the market not avoiding a downturn, even with a good % in cash.

>>9936401
But here's my number, so call me maybe

>>9936411
>I can't take a photo because my model GF is nagging me
You larping faggot. Make sure to keep score, this is the second time I've called you out as a liar and been right. We can do this everyday if you want.

>>9936411
my model girlfriend is pissed at me because i took off to mexico for a day and also bought an expedition to flip while she was in italy. She comes home today and hasn't been responding since i told her i was in mexico for the day :/

true story

>>9936353
Having the skyhook be standard out of the box and making the markings easier to read is pretty welcome. Surprising because like I said, they're trying to nickel and dime that shit so fucking hard. They're even engineered to fail certain ways now. Big $$$ in that shit because of the constant scraping.

been away for a while, had to take money out due to life problems. I know this is a place for memes and isnt the place to ask for good long hold, but anyone got some good long holds? dont have time to day trade.

either way you all are driving ferraris on the moon in my mind

>>9936431
you were just talking about how all your shit is in derivatives on high vol tech memes. as a guy who does similar shit all the time and has been doing it for a little while longer, just remember:
hi risk goes both ways. FAST

>>9936456
CSCO my man

>>9936456
Fuck off poor nigger

wew
tremendous squeeze on the DOW just now

>>9936456
Yeah I have some good long holds you can buy right now

JNJ
VWOB
PFE
BRKB
BAC

youre welcome

MID-TEENS

>>9936454
>Having the skyhook be standard out of the box
agreed. I always wondered why they didn't put that on there. So fucking annoying using a nail gun without a fucking hook. then they have the hooks that are hard as fuck to hook onto a 2x4.. like come the fuck on.. how hard is it to make a fucking hook that can hook a 2x4 on edge. Most of the time i end tapping a nail in somewhere and hooking it onto that... fucking stupid

>>9936456
GLD just hit a long term support, Probably won't be much cheaper than this all year. A bunch of men at my synagogue are buying in this week too.

>>9936515
>VWOB
im waiting a bit longer
EMs look like shit. i bet youll get a better price AND yield in a week or so

shill me on PFE though. that seems really out of character for you desu

>>9935925
therapist say it because me dying and guro some sort of way to cope with death

>>9936533
Filtered

>>9936472
the TSLA calls worked out, AMD is in stocks. Obviously as I do well the risk taking increases naturally due to the fallacy of "it's free money" not taking into account earlier risk. That would effect most people. The high risk on tsla was only because it was so glaringly obviously the right move. I had very little doubt but still was relatively conservative on the buys.

>>9936456

bonds

>>9936577
i agree and i made some dosh off that TSLA FUD too.

im just ot confident in elons longterm ability to run a profitable business. im much more confident in chinks rn desu

>>9936563
All joking aside, are you actually dying?

>>9936601
get out after JRE podcast, honestly, I think that might be a high water mark (2-3 days after for the effect to sink in)

>>9936501
>>9936503
>>9936556
>>9936589
thanks for the (You)s
>>9936515
seems like good advice thanks

>>9936608

shes FINE

>>9936562
>vwob
maybe a week, but I always buy before end of month divs run up

>pfe
Im not a pharma expert, I just like the div and the fact they make zoloft

>>9936608
the poster is using a persona don't believe anything it says

>>9936608
Why are you saying that as if it's in present tense?

VZ is porobably a good buy
divs next month

>>9936456
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>9936633
good point on VWOB. ive been following you on that the last few months. im itching to try some other bonds though. might just stick to my plan and buy more chink bonds. theyre pretty cozy

but fug zoloft and SSRIs in general.
shit is literal poison
AND it makes your dick gay

>>9936706
Thanks I will read, Any good books I should read too? stock market for dummies?

>>9936712
>but fug zoloft and SSRIs in general.
>shit is literal poison
>AND it makes your dick gay
Don’t get me started

>>9936712
Zoloft litertally saved my life
I cant reccomend it enough to everybody in the world despite what /fit/ niggers say

Asexuality is supreme. Lacking emotion is supreme
you have no idea how great it is

This thread is so slow today. where is everyone!

>>9936733
last I looked into studies on the subject, moderate exercise, vitamin D3 supplements, and good sleep out performed any and all depression drugs on the average.

>>9936737
and sex, don't forget heterosexual sex

>>9936737
the whole fucking market is fucking slow today.. it's monday

>>9936769
have you had enough gay sex today baggie?

>>9936748
sorry was meant for
>>9936737

>>9936748
damn fuckin str8

>>9936734
i couldnt live like that desu
but whatever keeps ya alive i guess. i just think you should look into alternatives. especially if you drink

>>9936769
>and sex, don't forget heterosexual sex

They aren't absent because they're having heterosexual sex.

>>9936734
wew

what percentage of /smg/ posters are mentally ill? I'm starting to think its above 80%

>>9935595
What do you guys make of Bilibili?
Seems like another chink rocket.

>>9936781

get it together Baggy!

>>9936748
I agree. It’s just that I blame medication for why my life turned out so shitty. I’m not saying that it doesn’t help people, just saying that not everyone needs it. I could go on but nah.

>>9936797
Whats your D3 supplementation schedule?

Do you happen to do brocolli preperature for sulforaphane? I've started doing a pure brocolli soup (3 lb a week), it's only a few bucks and easy to prep, prepared in the studied best way to improve sulforaphane yield.

>>9936826

>that low

KEK

>>9936797
you see, depression doesnt always measn you are sad, I never felt sad, it was the lack of seroptonin that caused me to feel grudges. When I removed the grudges via zoloft, I never have regrets or feel upset over anything
truly a miracle. Buy PZIFER

>>9936826
Everyone minus lunchbro no joke.

>>9936852
I use a relativism hack to improve my general mood. I'm generally at a 9 or 10 out of 10.

>>9936826
I'm know I'm sane, but it's got to be a high %, maybe like 20 or 30% of us are mentally ill.

>>9936869
What does that even mean? When you get sad, you think about how lucky you were to not be born a nigger and you're happy again?

>>9936826
>what percentage of /smg/ posters are mentally ill? I'm starting to think its above 80%

>>9936809
i dont think were missing too many people anyways. were on track for our usual rate of like 2 a day while markets open.

its only really fast on important days or really red days

>>9936847
oh i dont play it like that. i just eat a lot of raw veggies and fruits all day. no sodas and garbage like that and i bike everywhere (anywhere from 5-20miles/day). helped me a lot when i stopped doing hard drugs.

vitamin supplements are kind of a meme imo unless you are actually deficient. so i just go for raw foods and it works good enough for me

but i cant be arsed to pay too much attention to it. im not a /fit/izen, just a guy sick of feeling like garbage

>>9936737
>This thread is so slow today. where is everyone!
counting my monies

>>9936898
bad red days we get the leftypol raid so its faster
I miss those guys, too bad they suffered total loss :)

I met this depressed chick at a bar and she was fine after I gave her my vitamin D. I wonder what ever happened to her.

When is the DOW going to pump hard like it did on Friday?

cant believe people are not switching full bear right now

>>9936940
Filtered

>>9936563
Everyone is dying fren, see you in the pleroma

>>9936960
Oh, so youre a hater?

guys we just triple topped at 278.

>>9936862

No he’s a schizo

So much gwaup today!

>>9936960
That's because bears are fucking faggots. Trust the Golden Bull™.

>>9936940
died of AIDS

>>9936982
the bulls are getting tired

What happened to my dick pic? I took that specifically for you guys

>>9936960
low IQ

HIGH IQ here. Being bear is stupid. There will be winners and losers, just put money into the winners. The market is going to split along dividing lines between these things. It's not going to be a lifts/sinks all boats.

>>9936960
you have to wait for a sign. shorts arent something you just jump into. youll lose everything

>>9936940
>>9936998
KEK

>>9937052
the game is rigged against shorts. You need really good reasoning behind it. Just look at what slight house odds do in casino gambling to understand why you want to be on the "Edge" side of things generally. Shorting/putting is monumentally stupid unless you have sick insider information or manipulation. Why not just look for something you can long/call and get the house edge.

Getting slightly more into cash makes more sense IMO. You can use it to buy a deal or buy back in after a crash to beat market average.

>>9937016

We have high standards here

>>9936960
i closed out my DIA calls tho at 50% profit desu
its starting to look like were gonna have sour hour today

but who knows, i just dont need anymore risk today. im gonna grab more JD calls and TLT puts tho for overnight gainz

>>9937091
i mostly agree, but i scalp shit thats too high all the time. and ive been short bonds about half the year. i only do long term shorts on memes that move slow, like metals and bonds

creating a artificial neural network to pick stocks.

so far its output is "call up buffet and and ask him what to buy"

>>9937091
the real trick to scalping is to check short interest
if its too high, keep on walking.
that one bit right there will save you TONS of money youd otherwise get squeezed for

>that gap up

>>9937132
Yeah if I knew international things like shorting brazil / south africa / France / Canada it makes sense. I'm talking in general though I'd bet on something with the growth edge on my side. I'm pretty sure I'd be able to find something I like buying for every thing I'd want to short (GE/Hasbro)

>>9937140
>so far its output is "call up buffet and and ask him what to buy
Why are they training it to lose 50% of their investment?

whats everyones take on long SLV overnight? looks like the dollar has hit its peak for now

irrational

exuberance

>>9937198
The exact thing you want to ride. Don't look at it and think it's stupid. Look at it and think how you can get off the ride before everyone else crashes and burns to death.

>>9937169
i mostly WONT short equities long term for this very reason. ive been squeezed one too many times by retarded bulls that just want to throw money at a business for the sake of it

this is why i like commodities desu. theyre so manipulated, that if you can get inside the head of a futures trader, you can really do some damage

for example, i longed the fuck outta oil memes this morning on the bell. why? because i saw this futures spread with the july contacts suddenly making a huge move above the december ones. and whaddya know?
>pic related

>>9937229
>>9937169
compare that last chart to THIS one
pretty cool, right?

>>9936563
a slow lingering death is exactly what you deserve. I'm glad you have enough time to contemplate the terror.

>>9937173
this post has no basis in reality

delete it

just buy it nya

>>9937229
Sure, I wouldn't be able to make that move. No domain experience or knowledge. Sadly, I have to stick to a relatively small number of things.

When it comes to oil the only competitive edge I can think of is knowing that electric cars will replace combustion engines faster than predicted due to automated driving allowing each to work 24/7 and replace high usage vehicles like taxis easier.

Banks are mooning
>he didnt buy BAC, C, JPM ect ect
Sad! He doubted the eternal kike!

M e L t u p
E
L
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U
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>>9937301
>buying stocks that will lose 93% of their value on the next market crash

>>9937301
I have $10 in calls on BAC, am I going to make it??

>>9937333
>The next market crash
nice joke

>>9937305
that's what it feels like. Money falling off trees.

>>9937359
I hope you're right. I really, really do.

>>9937353
no because you didnt buy the official shars and thus dont own BAC!
I own Bank of America and you dont! top kek

>>9937389
There's still too much hype for a crash. I think trade could cause a downturn but not for many months / early next year.

KTOS, do it

Just look at Berkshire stock
Itsa obvious its follwoiung the bank stocks
Buffet switch a lot of his consumers to banks stocks, its obvious

would you look at that, it's almost time for my stock to plummet back to the median and for me to lose all but .01% of gains for the day

>>9937410
theres a notably LESS amount of hype from tutes tho. i noticed it started at Q1 ERs. im starting to think they were selling all those rallies to reposition themselves over in china.

im thinking a lot of tutes saw this as the peak ER for a lot of memes, whereas china is still on an upswing (judging by their bonds as well as their companies). since those guys game is longterm, im not expecting too much more upside for ERs over the next few years.

either way, for now, youre right. retail is hyped and theyre buying again (an not getting dumped on overnight). but im just not too sure how far were gonna get off the backs of small specs bein hype. well definitely get SOMETHING, but its the big guys that HOLD us up

>>9937460
You think that's bad? Just wait until it starts staying down and you're under your initial investment like the rest of /smg/.

ROAD paving the way once again

>>9937460
you trade way too emotionally, and this is coming from an amateur emotional trader desu

Still holding out hope for LTBR, praying they get the grant paperwork going sooner rather than later.

Just bought T
whatever trevor, gonna sell tommrow morning no matter

>>9937496
I haven't sold a single stock since I started this though, I can hardly call myself a trader

looks like hard to push nasdq or sp500 red for even one day

>>9937434
what does that mean for consumers then? a sell, or a hold?

>>9937538
lol
then my statement still stands. if youre a buy and hold memester you shouldnt even be LOOKING at it on a day to day. check weekly and monthly candles desu

>>9937552
its still a hold, he could have just substantially increased his bank holdings

he shills BAC often, and the past few months the BRKB and BAC have moved the same. Banks are increasing dividends 50-100% per year so it makes sense

>>9937483
The problem is they are relying too much on existing pattern in their neurology instead of imagination.

if you are ahead of the world on complexity management this would make sense. Basically there are two starting points. One is current value, the other is end /target point (which can be imaginatively created). From here you work forwards AND backwards from each. You can imagine it as doubling each time from each point

for instance current point, each branching decision is an exponential increase in complexity. If you use an end point at the same time you reduce total complexity and can do a check at the point where the two meet. (reducing complexity 2^n/2) where n is # of branches in thought process

They are using purely from current point and looking forwards. I am using an accurate imaginary point of 1-2 years from now. Hence I am literally exponentially better at cognitively understanding what will happen at a complexity management and cognitive level (high IQ)

THis makes it relatively easy to make +400% gains in a year.

>>9937600
>tfw doing a depth-first search through the thought vector space

>>9937637
There's more to it though of course :^) secrets. I'd much rather just post the +400% in January 2019

POWER HOUR LETS GO

I was listening to the actual Market Place Morning Report, and they reported that Bridgewater published a report that in the next year they expect a serious market down turn.
I bought a few inverse developing market ETFs as a hedge.

>he didnt buy CUMB

>>9935770
>AMD 40

bullshit not with a female ceo. women lack testosterone and they have panic attacks under stress. also they are too emotional for them to make rational decisions. call me sexist but that is how nature is.

wow this bull turnaround. when is the next correction? surely by the end of the year

>>9937672
>next year
even kikes are saying late 2020
You must be listening to serious Commie

>>9937688
I typically under-predict how high something will go, aka TSLA already near 375

>>9937672

>hedge

comfy don't you have like 400 dollars?

>>9937672
>I think we are in a pre-bubble stage that could go into a bubble stage
-founder of bridgewater

based, golden bull all but confirmed

Where can I short tesla on 25x?

>>9937716
Tee hee, I can still larp as a big time hedge fund manager

>>9937727
>going against high IQ
>blatantly

Wait till I sell at least.

BABA

What the fuck is this shit BITCH
Its already power hour and nothing is happening
what the fuuuuuuck

>>9937768
people are growing apprehensive of the market and are afraid to make a move

All according to keikaku

>>9937600
hey im with ya on the whole having two point stops on every trade ya make. but, if the banks are taking their money elsewhere, imma follow THEM, not the retail thats hyped on tech.

>>9937672
>>9937739
absolutely nothing wrong with hedging a small portfolio. i do it all the time. dont let anyone tell ya otherwise. and the inverse EMs ETF should be good long term. im anticipating a bit of a bounce for them soon, but i dont think theyll be going bullish for a good long while desu

>>9937672
> Market Place Morning Report

>>9937783
no, the two points are states

AKA the current state of the universe
and some projected imaginary state of the universe

By using two states, a current and future (imaginary), you can cut complexity and make accurate prediction that are impossible otherwise.

It's something all intelligent models use, say your unconscious brain, but not something your conscious brain necessarily uses much or knows to. For instance it's not a widely held or understood thing. If you are an original thinker that is "exploring" towards say something like creating AGI. You begin to learn all of these things.

>>9937807
>:(
It's very informative!

Old school c. 2015 GEVO penny bros on suicide watch

>>9937353
Yes youll make a whole 20 dollars.

>>9937808
lol
jesus fucking christ
no were talking about the same thing m8. i just dont have any need to try and visualize the universe when i trade fucking securities.

simpler is almost ALWAYS better in this game.

like i said earlier, youre green and youre cocky. youre gonna trip yourself up over-complicating things like this, and by being too overconfident and thinking that the market will never defy your "cognitive model".

>>9937807
yeah but bridgewater is Ray Dalios firm.. if you don't know who Ray Dalio is then you are sleeping on the market

>>9937839
> I trust the financial advice of a bunch of libtard socialists who work for free

>>9937879
20 is better than 0 desu

>>9937890
I-its objective radical centrist reporting!

>>9937884

Creating a simple idea of what 2020 will look like, and hopefully somewhat accurate, is pretty important for investing.

Sure, the market may be extremely short-term minded but it's not in a lot of ways especially tech. It's an easy way to get a competitive advantage and applicable even for the short term predictions by making them safer or gaining edge on long-term trends.

>>9937890
but libtard opinions aside, bridgewater doesnt fuck around

not to mention bridgewater is net short euro financials. even while the possibility of continued QE is looming. that tells either ray has lost his touch, or hes intimately aware of where this next financial crisis will start

>>9937890
I think you are making yourself look retarded. He said that they reported that Bridgewater published a report
>>9937672
>I was listening to the actual Market Place Morning Report, and they reported that Bridgewater published a report
anything that Bridgewater publishes is pretty credible. Its not Market Place Morning Report making the "prediction" it's Bridgewater thats making it.....

>>9937923
tech IS a long game, but im not buying in here
they gotta make me a better offer
or some new ones that arent already pumped up need to come along
just my opinion tho

>>9937688
>Lisu Su
>Female

This is were you made a mistake

>>9937941
Also I forgot to include the time frame, BW gave the market "a year or less"

Buckle up, niggers

>>9937941
>I think you are making yourself look retarded
this desu

i dont trust financial news as far as i can throw it, but bridgewater has a really good track record

>>9937961
remember what i said comfy?
its october
mid terms are gonna be a pump tho, so we gotta get through this FIRST

>>9937961
>tfw gonna be right and Bridgewater is gonna be wrong

>>9937961

not gonna trim my holdings. at the most i'll stop my contributions and build up some cash. it will serve 2 purposes. i'll have an actual emergency fun which i really should have, and if this fall comes you're talking about i'll have cash to buy the dip. i won't sell my longterm holdings though. i'll let the divs reinvest themselves through the crash and just hold no matter how much they lose, only adding my hoarded cash during the dip

time to short bonds again i guess

>>9936019
I like the way you think.
>made almost 500 bucks today
I want you all to make it anons.

>>9938026
What makes you say that?

>>9936563
I hope you are dying of AIDs, you are sick and you have real problems man that you need to deal with.

>>9936826
>only 80%
This place must be improving then!

>>9938058
SOMEONES gonna have to dump long treasuries or were inverting, and soon. im betting the central banks are gonna dump some overnight or within the next few days. its trying to hold above 120, but i dont think itll hold for too much longer (and if FUD stops, then theyll lose the boomer support as well).

also, with things being as flat as they are now yield wise, serious bond traders are gonna flock to the shorter term notes over the longer term bonds as the yields are almost identical

>>9937954
well good luck with that when star wars is losing money from having a female in charge of the franchise.

Bought some TOPS.. bollinger bands on hourly are pinching hard.. not sure if i just did something retarded but today is very boring so i needed a gamble

>>9936834
I'd buy it but I'm riding the AMD train.

>>9938099
kek
im not taking anymore penny gambles till i get my two scoops from DRUS desu

>>9938098
>Star Wars
>Losing money

come on Morgan Stanley

>>9938098
>the only recent star wars movie that didn't make bank was the one with the young heterosexual white male lead

>>9938161
the problem is that theyre trying to pump em out too quick now. everyone was excited at first that DIS was making new ones, but now that weve had like fuggin 6 of em in just a few years, the consumers are starting to show fatigue

>>9938124
they are going to fire her ass.


https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/solo-a-star-wars-story-disney-loss-box-office-sales-latest-a8384151.html

IQ, BILI, HUYA
Loving the chinese gain train

too much buying into close on TLT. took half my profit desu

>>9938244
Who cares, what you said is flat out wrong. Star Wars has already made Disney more money than what they paid for the franchise. See this article: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/star-wars-box-office-disney-4-billion-lucasfilm-purchase-2017-12

This does not factor in merchandising either, that's just box office. If you think she is being fired over financial performance you are wrong.

Ding Ding Ding

not much of a green day

>>9938275
>chinese gain train
Just make sure you don't stay on for too long; knowing how safe Chinese infrastructure is and what not.

>>9938300
i just buy what everybody else is buying, fomo without shame..

so we lost a bunch of money

whatever

>>9938302
Yep, as soon as the momentum indicators swing I'm out. Hard enough to value internet meme companies when their financial reports are a mess.

>>9938302
china will always prop up its numbers, i can assure you. no matter the catastrophe. especially given how all the money has been moving over there recently, theyre gonna look extra pretty. im still gonna buy some, but im certainly not gonna trust them, if you get what im saying?

what's a good cheap pick up rn?

>>9938360
JD seems good. chinese meme and googles buying a gorillion of them

>>9938360
SSC

>>9938360
sorry
didnt realize you meant cheap share price

try DNR for oil memes
also SRC

>>9938360
Morgan Stanley

>>9938360
Set an order for HMNY at $0.285.

>>9938344
I only trust IQ from that list because IQ is baidu.

Thank you based AMD for keeping me in the green on this red day

it just doesnt go down. eoy predictions bros?

TNK is a fucking rollercoaster. I want to get off this ride, but not before the OPEC meeting.

Robinhood deposit faster

>>9938275
You forgot sogou it's on a tear as well. Loving me some of these chink stocks lately

>>9938300
>>9938334
>red day
You need better picks that don't follow the SPY desu

>>9938435
>predictions bros?

iqiyi is more then netflix. I can see it surpass netflix in the future. also they still have more room to grow because they need to reach the rest of the 40% of the population.

Based ROAD, based SMRT, based NAKD

crypto fag here, do you guys make money from holding stocks or autistic options?

>>9938548
I don’t “make” money.

>>9937953
pretty much

Nvidia is glorious but pumped too high.
AMD is like the scraps but I'll take it and they are looking better.

>>9938548
>do you guys make money
LOL

>>9938548
yes this is what the average IQ investor is making in a single day. I made the same from IQ last Thursday.

>>9938410
been looking at a few of these for a while. no brakes on the chinese green dildos. these things are gonna move like bitcoin now that foreign investors are starting to get involved more.

check JD
>pic related

>>9938632
im gonna wait and see how ER is then look for AMD. dunno if itll deliver so soon on all the hype desu. thatll be a fun bounce

>>9938428
I'm up 4 figures :^)
TSLAMD TRAIN feels nice

>>9938688
this is the one google is buying a shit ton of.
see >>9935608

google has always been trapped outside of the chinese market due to the the firewall. i dont think it can be understated how important it is for them to get a foothold in china like this. thats fucking billions of new consumers. theyre a chinese AMZN meme ffs. google is trying to beat AMZN out by getting over to china quicker.

>>9938741
high revenue growth, no profitability, secondary player to alibaba, half a billion..

I don't think there is much to read into it.

>>9938666
what did you buy in at

>>9938797
>I don't think there is much to read into it.
how do you mean?

i think at the very least its due for another leg up. especially if google is buying more

>>9935893
Fatmax is considered best though when I did framing professionally I gotta admit I broke 4 of them in 3 months.

>>9938821
It will be because google bought some and put it in the news, with people thinking google is genius at chinese market.

They aren't. It's a signal but just by itself. Google's ability to work in China isn't the same as anywhere else. If it was an investment in say a Japanese company it would be different. The chinese aspect makes it actually worse than it should be.

It will still go up though.

>>9938901
>It will still go up though.
yea i was literally following your hype model lol
it shouldnt go up, and thats why it likely will. im just looking for a swing with some calls though desu

Elon Musk suspects sabotage for a fire at the company sunday. In a leaked email (by sabotaging short interests who are going to lose 10 billion dollars) https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/18/elon-musk-email-tesla-factory-paint-shop-fire-sunday.html

>>9938923
I got all out @ 370

>>9939015
early, but it's whatever you want to do, your money

>>9938834
>I gotta admit I broke 4 of them in 3 months.
you kinda gotta be retarded to break 4 in 3 months. I did framing for years and that is a very high turnover rate on your tapes man.. If you don't know how to properly use a tape measure you should get the kobalt, they have a lifetime guarantee so you can take it back when ever it breaks and get a new one

you breaking 4 tapes in 3 months is user error imo

>>9938463
why would I want stocks that dont follow something that always goes up?

>>9939015
Not a bad call, its basically gambling on hype. They built an entire new factory assembly line and are STILL and 1/2 of what they need to be by end of june. I'm already seeing the walkback. Now Elon is saying they will have 1 week of 5k production but it wont be sustainable.

Might not even matter though. The stock will probably still soar on 4.1k peak deliveries + 3 more months of sub 3k vehicles/wk. The price of the stock is basically an Elon Musk deception index. When he lies, it goes up. When he does stupid shit, it goes down.

What's the move for tomorrow, just got paid and want to go in at 9 am

Look at this shit. How is this NOT a ponzi scheme?

>>9939115
why be angry
just make money off it
It's gonna feel amazing selling the calls once it hits 400.

>>9939140
The battery production and automation are more immportant to TESLA than everything else. Their competitive edge aside from branding is the battery production.

The car production means fuck all, just nice to have but it's not as important.

>>9939116
$UGAZ and $LCI are my swing trade plays into tomorrow. Only gonna hold these til they climb back to resistance, but their prices are still cheap.

Dramatic days for me. Nvda calls

>>9939170
How is their battery production vs. their car production?

Could they sell surplus batteries? Or is Elon too busy sucking his own dick to look at establishing an OEM market?

>>9939202
Telsa will never sell anything OEM ever. It would destroy the branding they worked so hard to cultivate.

>>9939202
>Could they sell surplus batteries? Or is Elon too busy sucking his own dick to look at establishing an OEM market?
batteries are pretty much the "motor" of electric vehicles in importance.

I don't look into it deeply, no point as thats not what the differences in value are based on.

$2.74B in automotive revenue and $410M from their energy and battery storage division, battery is a huge % cost of the car.

>>9939253
>$2.74B in automotive revenue
I've never even seen one of their cars on the road and I live in a rich boating community in florida

>>9939202
>>9939217
>>9939253
Is Tesla even competitive on battery production? Deka batter has been in business forever and has all the military contracts and sells batteries to most of the nation. Tesla isnt doing anything that they havent been. They're producing experimental tech as well and they have huge contracts of orders to support it

>>9938818
in at 28 and still buying on my next pay check. IQ got a very rare double up buy from David Gardner.

>>9939283
They keep all prices under wraps but are hinting at breakthrough like not requiring any cobalt in next gen. It's not just Tesla either, Panasonic has a ton of capital in it too.

>Tesla
https://twitter.com/marycmccormack/status/1007831286176571394

>>9939189
>$UGAZ cheap
What makes you say this?

>>9939377
10 billion dollars in shorts, car salesmen, etc are mad.

The batteries would only explode like that via sabotage.

>>9939393
>mfw Toyota begins to become a sovereign corporation with a private military force and orders attacks on Tesla

>>9939088
Staggering and diversifying my dude. You invest in something that goes up but doesn't end red when the SPY does. You don't sell at a loss do you?

Will comfy let us down again?

>>9939334
>buying on my next pay check
Low IQ detected

>>9939391
Do some TA on the chart and you'll see what I see. I've been making money on $UGAZ and $DGAZ swinging up and down. Nothing to it

CANT STOP THE GOOS

>>9939445
Yes. No more podcasts on MWF, now they are on Tuesday and Thursday with special segments on Friday

>>9939427
I've never sold at a loss and never will. always cary your bags to $0

>>9936875
baggy, you're a drug addict. that's a form of mental illness

>>9939460
FUCK
I was just joking...

>>9939460
GOMFY

>>9939460
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>>9939505
>>9939512
>>9939526
I'm sorry, I paid tuition cash out of my bank account, so now I have to wagecuck twice as much.
Rip

>>9939460

FICK YOU

>>9939451
How long do you typically hold for?

>>9939538
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9939456
>tfw literally comfy when you own and wear some GOOS

>>9939538

who here /General Electric/?

sold RAD to yolo into HMNY. RAD goes up, HMNY tanks. is this the power of smg?

>>9939693
No this is the power of your own retardation

>>9939784
based

can anything stop the CSCO rally

>>9939836
big daddy VIX dick this summer.

>>9938449
get gold, instant deposit

>>9939784

:D

China is going to maker America great again.

>>9939993

nice. what % are you up ytd?

>>9940070
>>9940070
>>9940070

>>9936456
The safe thing is to just put 1% of your investment into the S&P in something like VOO everyday for the next 100 trading days.

See you niggers tomorrow. I'll post my new lunchtime checkin

>>9940077
that would rack up quite a lot of transaction fees, no?

>>9936456
>>9940077
This would be the safest and most profitable thing:
https://www.magicformulainvesting.com/Screening/StockScreening

>>9940150
What's the email ID and passcode?