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9935015 No.9935015 [Reply] [Original]

I got employed again /biz/!

Accept it /biz/. crypto is fucking dead! Time to pull up those bootstraps and start putting in work.

>> No.9935028

t. boomer

>> No.9935071
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9935071

>>9935015
Good job anon, Mr. Bernstein will be very happy to see you back contributing to society. He’ll make sure to give you a 1% bonus in a year. Work 10 hours overtime every week(not paid of course) and I am sure you will achieve that promotion you desire so much.

>> No.9935076

>>9935071
Is this what NEETs think happens at work or is it just their way to cope?

>> No.9935172

>>9935076
Yeah I know, seriously. I never got a 1% bonus.

>> No.9935257

>>9935015
Don't forget to wear your best clothes, walk into every business you can find, look the manager in the eyes, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you are willing to work your way up the ladder.

>> No.9935482

>>9935071
Its usually anywhere between 0 and 3% for 90% of population, to be fair. When I worked at IBM, top contributors (top 10%) got 3% a year. Yeah... you can guess how long somebody with brains and options stays there

>> No.9935488

>>9935076
It's how they cope since they know they literally have nothing to contribuite

>> No.9935496

>>9935015
>won at the lottery
>Quit Job
>Life suddenly has a meaning
Stay poor, wagecucks

>> No.9935794

>>9935488
What is it with you people and "contributing"? Society has failed, whites are being pushed into minority status in every country while the government taxes them and gives the money to welfare collecting non whites. You're "contributing" to a corrupt and inefficient system. I'd rather my tax money goes to a white shitposting NEET than Shaniqa and her litter of monkeys.

>> No.9935818
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9935818

NO NO NO NO
I'm not going to get another job
my back can't take it
and neither can my feet

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9935970

>>9935488
>contributing
>flipping burgers for fat retarded americans

ahahahahaha