/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9930103
my mining rigs. i cant really think of anything else

>>9930103
Strippers.
Havent tried hookers yet or message asians because illegal in the freedom land.
Fucking used to love strippers because you buy hugs and grindings but now it feels like shit plus they put regulations on pasties and extra underwear. Im a depraved man because of my race and height is considered unattractive. I also have nofriends.
I hope i make it by the time im 32 so i can still take advantage of some youth left when i decide to make the bunny ranch my new home away from home. :(

>>9930320
>I don't do it because its illegal.
can you be any more of a normie?

>>9930103
My Roth IRA

>>9930103
I bought my dad a fancy deck of cards for fathers day with crypto. Today I fucked his shit up at poker, which more than paid for the cards.

>>9930103
Got a new iMac, 27” 5k
Now I can see my anime girls more clearly and I can use my computer without a giant ugly space heater “gaming rig”

>>9930103
vacations/travel, drugs, computer, car with manual trans, crypto when it was going up in value
I get the most happiness from saving my money and looking at the trends on mint.com

I don't do any crazy shit like orgies or use drugs, so I guess the most funny night was with this one hooker (who barely spoke any english, this was in Montreal but she spoke only french) who said I could cum in her mouth but she didn't swallow. So she's blowing me, and I cum, but she just keeps blowing me and it's amazing. But like a minute passes and I'm done for a while now so I signal that she can stop. She rolls over and kind of looks confused, with bubbly cum and saliva around her mouth.

I say that we're all set and that she can leave, and then she looks really confused. She takes out google translate and tells me, "we can keep trying". I'm like "what?" And she tells me that we can keep trying until I cum. Now I'm confused, and I said I came already, which made her more confused. And she's like (this is all in google translate) how do you have sex without coming?

I realized that I had seen a whore the previous night, then jacked off again after she left, then jacked off again a few hours before I saw this girl because I was so horny. It happens sometimes when seeing whores in rapid succession, you get hyper aroused. But anyways, I basically had no jizz left to cum and barely came out, to the point where she didn't notice.

I told her I came already, and she seemed kind of hurt, maybe that I thought she was too ugly or something, so I spoke into google translate on her phone, "I MASTURBATE TOO MUCH, NOT ENOUGH SEMEN COMES OUT". We both had a laugh, she showered, gave me her phone number, and I saw her again on the weekend.

>>9930320
Go to baja and have a hot latina milky mommy for 1 1000th the cost and wayyy hotter

>>9930320
>buy hugs

>>9930537
Kek

>>9930103
High-quality liquor.
Happiness is an ice-cold margarita on a hot Summer day.

Endless joy desu.

>>9930103
I've never ever found nudes of this chick. But they MUST exist, right?

>>9930103
I don't really spend that much money even though I already made it. Buying stuff usually doesn't make me that happy t.bh. I travel 5-10/year which I really enjoy. I also bought a nice apartment. Investing money unironically makes me feel really happy (most/all of my friends don't get this).

>>9930934
How much was she

>>9930981
Awww :3

>>9930103
Guns, my excuse is that they hold their value but I am just addicted.

>>9930103
iphone x
made 200k

>>9931523
guns would be an amazing investment if I could ever actually bring myself to sell any.

>>9931509
$250

>>9930103
a gaming chair for 250 euros.

comfy af, totally worth it

>>9930934
based

My motorcycle.
It's a great feeling of muh freedom when spontaneously decide to go somewhere and just go away for aslong as you want to.

I don't remember. It usually wears off pretty fast.

>>9930103

>tfw shit body genetics, no tits, and Down syndrome looking face

I would pay anything to have a body like that. How much in plastic surgery?

>>9931573
This is also a problem for me. When I turned 18, the first gun I bought was a WASR for $425. Sold it to a buddy a couple years later for $500 so I could get a Saiga. Even though I made out with the price of Saigas now, I miss my trusty WASR. I unironically get sad thinking about it because I feel like I betrayed it.

my jaeger-lecoultre watch makes me happy-ish

I'm pretty poor living in the ghetto barely making it with student loans and rent but I have around 2k in crypto. I started at $150 so I was happy with the gains I cashed out $1k and gave it to my dad for fathers day.

>>9932019
Sorry, maybe the next life...

My gf's transition

>>9930103
A fairly high quality acoustic guitar 10 years ago. Still play it to this day, only sounds better with age.

My road bike. Keeps me in shape, makes me feel free to be able to ride anywhere in the city even during rush out without having to worry about traffic, gas etc.

That's about it.

>>9930103
My used BMW. Naturally aspirated inline 6 and I love to drive it. For non-car people it looks like an old shitbox from the outside which makes it even cooler.

My iPhone X. FaceID works perfect for me. No more code / fingerprint / whatever unlocks anymore, ever.

The UHD Widescreen for my PC.

The fact that I was able to marry my longtime girlfriend and that I'm going to be a dad soon without having to worry about the financial aspect of it all.

>>9930103
Unironically a shrimp tank. Pic related is one of my shrimp

>>9932580
how long do they need until you can harvest them? did you try one already? are they good?

>>9932602
I only got them less than a month ago. Assuming I didn't fuck up I'll need at least another month or two before I start seeing some babies and that's where the exponential growth begins

>>9930103
Grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen.... disco shit

>>9930103
Hedonistic treadmill. If you can't be happy in your default state you never will be. Learn to be happy with what you have, because everything else will only provide temporary reprieve.

>>9932716
How much did it cost to start?

>>9932974
Also curious about this

>>9931188
http://it.sex.com/search/pics?query=angelic-model

>>9930103
I paid for some eCourses on higher consciousness and going within to connect with my soul/higher self, and to learn to operate through the heart, etc. Been super helpful!
Lisa Transcendence Brown is who I learned a lot from.

>>9930103
It's mostly the permanent vacation feeling, not having to stress about money anymore.
True happiness comes from being able to work only on what I think matters, not what brings most money like before.
Then splurging on travels, etc, lead to some happy moments and experiences with my gf.

>>9930103
Being able to live alone and be self-reliant is all I need to be happy

i was about to buy a Rolex Daytona Ceramic but Rolex is a shit cuck company that has to keep shortage of supply to keep their products attractive so i couldn't find one anywhere.
2 weeks later that money was gone because BTC went to 5k.

Other than that life is good so i can't complain.
Also: Pussy in OP is a typical succubus. She will milk your semen and get pregnant and then your life is over. She is not mother material.

>>9930934
based x2

My wife's bull's $300 sneakers.

I don't get the appeal of those darn basketball shoes, but he's happy with them and she says he looks nice in them.

>>9932879
happiness is a state of mind. If try to become happy with material possessions and hedonistic pleasures then you'll only find temporary reprieve because those things don't last.
I find happiness in freedom and so I seek to purchase ever greater and longer lasting freedom so my happiness will last. The hedonistic treadmill is emotional slavery, debt is economic slavery, socialism is physical slavery, authoritarianism is political slavery, and taxation is partial slavery

A plot of land to settle would make me happy but the government has enslaved me to the financial system by taking the land for their own and offering to sell it to me, enslaved me to the social system by not selling land far off from cities and towns, partially physically enslaved me by taking a percentage of the value of my work, enslaves me politically with a controlling system that I can never be free from, and exploits the suffering that results to try to enslave me emotionally on the hedonistic treadmill.

I have not acquired the money to achieve my happiness but when I do, I think I'll buy a cabin in the woods and some more ammo and deer tags

chinese food, but it isn't that expensive

>>9930103

I went backpacking around East Asia for a year. Best think I've ever done.

I used my money to make even more money, which makes me very happy indeed.

Spending it all on Link