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>how does one become a morning person
not having to wagecuck

>being a wagecuck

>>9925452
there's no such thing as a morning person. there are only lazy people and non-lazy people. (or people on just different sleep schedules)

Best trick is to sit-up, not slouch and drink a full glass of water. Jump-starts your body.

>>9925452
I wake up at 5PM and then browse /biz/ til 7AM then go to sleep.
Being a NEET is the best.

What makes me get up from beddy are promise of nice cup hot chocolate ^_^

>>9925452
>get up at 6:15
>pee
>jump on bike at 6:25
>arrive at work 6:30
>drink coffee smoke siggs until 7 when I manage to actually wake up enough to work

>>9925518
jesus christ what are you, 12 years old?

>>9925498
Based NEET posters.
Love u guys.
>I get up at 6.35.
>Force-feed myself
>Want to kill myself rest of the day

>>9925452
>being a wagecuck
To become a morning person I found that doing the super obvious stuff that you can't miss helped:
>get enough sleep
>eat breakfast

i literally have a pre-prepared extra strong coffee drink right by my beside that i prepared the day before, obviously cold. first thing i do as soon as im awake and in a zombie like state is to gulp that shit down. next is history.

>>9925452
Get up tired, anxious and depressed about my upcoming day wagecucking.

>>9926269
I do the same thing. I don't think I could get out of bed without it.

>>9925452

Make this your alarm clock, wagie

https://youtu.be/4RWTV1iL0bw

Know the bed time routine that puts you to sleep. Minimize any electronic distractions and if you use electronics, use a red light app.

Bonus for indirect red light in your room.


No caffeine 8 hours before you go to bed (half life is 5.5 hours, but better safe).

Push your in bed time up 30-60 minute every night until you reach your goal bed time.

Repeat your bedtime cycle for 21 days and it should be automatic.

If need be, eat 2x kiwis 1 hour before bed. They reduce time to falling sleep and increase sleep quality and length.

Alternatively, take 1-3 mg of melatonin one to two hours before bed.


Bonus pro-trip: Eat steel cut oatmeal an hour or two before bed. Carbs help with sleep quality and help allow trytophan cross the blood brain barrier. A small bit of yogurt can help too, but not too much as protein reduces the ability of tryptophan to cross the blood brain barrier.


There's a bit more, but that's a good starter pack. Got me waking up at noon instead of 3 PM. I work later nights, so it's ny equivalent of being a morning person.

>>9925452
7am

Go to sleep earlier

>>9926269
>cold coffee
absolutely distasteful

>>9926390
how the hell is it supposed to be warm as soon as you wake up?

6:45 AM

Early bird gets the worm!

>>9926431
gf wakes you up with it

I get up at 330am every day. Go to bed at 830pm. Fuck my life some times. But I am making a lot of money right now

>>9925452
"morning person" is a myth unless very low iq. science says most humans are not supposed to wake up before noon

>>9926431
You can program a coffee maker to brew coffee at a set time.

>>9925564
It's a menally ill girl (boy)

>>9925452
I get up around 4 pm, leave for work an hour later, come back at 7 am.

>>9925452
cream deep in 20 year old pussy. works every time for me.

>>9926574
How does that make you feel on the long run?

4am

Wake up slam and some cold water mixed with bcaas with a 200mg caffeine pill then do 3 sets of pushups till failure

>>9926431
go heat it while you take a piss you lazy bum

>>9926431
I have a stainless steel canteena that would keep coffee warm overnight.

4am. Traffic everyday (4:30 pm) when I'm trying to get home so I can play with my internet money. Too tired. Maybe tomorrow. FML

>>9925452
I'm 34 and have been a wagie for eleven years. Get up at 7 every morning. Never have gotten used to it.

>>9925452
Work graveyard shift. You sleep in late afternoon, wake up late night then go to work at midnight. Shift ends at dawn and you go home.

>>9926829

However, I do have motivation to get up before 7:30. Live in mountain standard time and the stock market opens at 7:30.

>>9926234
>>get enough sleep
>>eat breakfast

I cannot do this. I nut up and drive an hour to work anyway. Usually finally eat around 5pm, stay up late, get 4hrs sleep, repeat. Sleepy anons, its not worth it. Its not

>>9926829
In that time you could've bought Netflix for $6, BTC for $0.01, FB at IPO and so many more things that could've made you close if not retired by now...

>>9927103

I am aware. I didn't get in to the stock market until a couple years ago. Working on righting past wrongs in that regard now.

>>9927225
Stock market and real estate is at an absolute high, why? With interest rates rising and economic tariffs it's creating an almost perfect bear market conditions. Just buy the dip in 2022

4am have over time for the next week, starts at 5:00 and ends at 3:30. work at a battery testing facility for the summer until I get back to school. Pretty easy work desu

work out at night, wake up earlier

>>9925498
Enjoy your low T and low hgh secretion

>>9927311
I made a lot of money on weed and battery metal stocks last year. Weed is looking like it's getting ready for another push so I re-entered positions recently. Battery metals are kill for the moment but I got out well before they turned bearish. Made good profit on crypto last year as well.

Even if overall market is bearish I can still trade profitably. There is always some meme sector or another on a ridiculous rise.

Lol this thread is full of pathetic lazy fucks. Put an alarm and when it rings bounce out of bed like a fucking beast. Sleep and relax on weekends. Win the day and stay positive. Condition/discipline yourself. If you hate your day job, quit or make a few dollars to quit. Life's too short to not be excited about waking up and killing it.

>>9928194
this.

>>9928194
Who do you buy your coke from and how can I get some?

4:15 am

go to the gym for 2 hours, lift, relax in the hot tub/sauna/steam room, shower, get on the road at 7:15am and to work by 8:30-8:45am

worst part of my day is the 3 hour round trip commute - home at 6:45pm

>>9925498
I had a similar sleep schedule and used to want to commit sudoku every day. Now I wake up at 9, go to bed at 12 and feel much more productive. Comfortably waking up at 6 after going to bed at 11 would be ideal for me

>there's people ACTUALLY wagecucking in 2018

>all these faggots who wake up at 6am or sleep until 3pm
9am masterrace reporting in

I unironically put a whole can of this in me every day
I hope it kills me

>>9928309
What time do you go to bed?

I wake up at 4am get to work at 6am work till 3pm get home at 5 wanna die

>>9925452

> watch DataDash

> be wage cuck

choice is urs

>>9928446
Long commutes are no way to live. 8 months into my job where I drive 3 hours a day and I'm done.

>>9925452
Get up at the crack of dawn every day, no matter how tired you are. Make/buy coffee as a routine. Morning is better.

>>9928460
Cant find work in here gotta take it up the ass if you're lucky enough to find some

>>9925683
>Both my middle and high school started the day at 7:18 sharp
>A fucking 11 year old waking up at 6:45 for school
>Tried to eat breakfast in the mornings but eventually started feeling sick when I did
>To this day if I try to eat before 8 I just feel violently ill and can't
How many growth spurts did those schools suppress? Someone needs to answer for that

>>9928605
>How many growth spurts did those schools suppress? Someone needs to answer for that

I have a similar problem with attempting to eat breakfast early. Public school schedules are designed for the comfort of the teachers and administration. Zero care given to the suitability of the schedule for kids going through puberty. In fact, schools that have tried a later schedule (i think starting at 10am) saw almost instant increase in average grades and student focus during class.

>>9925452
I wake up at 2AM every day, meditate for 30 minutes, yoga for 1 hour, eat, lift weights for 90 minutes, and by the time the day starts I’ve done more for myself than most will all week.
The downside is that I go to bed at 8.

Well this makes me feel better about my life.

Ideal time to wake up for me is 12-1 pm, but a lot of the time that ends up being 3-4 pm.

Go to sleep ideally at 4-5 am, but it sometimes ends up being 6-7 am.

Crypto is my only chance of surviving in this world and I coast by not paying rent at my friend's office. My worst problems are that my family is all either dead/dead to me/mentally ill and I'm unemployable. Though looking at these wagie threads I guess that's a good thing.

>>9925452
4 am

Been doing it for months and im still not used to it. Fuck early starts and fuck wagecuckery

>>9926344

kek