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rest in peace

It was Osama all along.

>>9924689
Because they are the fucking creators

>>9924747
unironically dis

>>9924689
probably because if they admit they dont know then it looks bad on them

many, many documents. They’re all in HR.

>>9924689
i'm saying if google knows who satoshi is the cia must surely know also.

Satoshi is locked up in a cold cell. RIP

my dad is unironically satoshi
he gave me 30k bits for my 18th birthday

>>9924787
nah cia fags are not creative enough to come up with the concept of cryptocurrency they are users not creators.

>implying bitcoin wasn't created by the government

>>9924689
they'll never catch me

They probably got him in 2013 when Bitcoin really took off and the CIA niggers saw the potential (for drug money, money laundering, funding of black projects etc.)
They probably tortured him for a couple days in Gitmo, force feed him through his anus til he gave up where he stores the keys for the enormous satoshi wallets and then either killed him or gave him a job.

>>9924778
this, they want to keep a public image of being some all knowing entity

>>9924835
Satoshi is locked up in cold storage*

FIFY

>>9924689
Wait wait , guys. What if Satoshi Nakamoto was really Shlomo Neumayer and is a Isreali/Mossad plot to continue keep all the world's finances under Zionist control!?!?!
>you have to cannibalize yourself [in the markets] before someone else gets the chance - Steve Jobs

>>9925043
I can confirm the feeding part

>>9924747
>>9924771
>>9925027
Based boomers! Q predicted this!

they say that about bigfoot too, you fucking pleb

Everyone has seen Dr. Wright’s documents

>>9925043
>satoshi waterboarded at gitmo
that's pretty funny
finally satoshi admits the keys are microscopically tattooed on his asshole
the only way to retrieve them is by inducing a hemorrhoid large enough for a magnified glass to capture the key

the cianiggers rush to force feed him kfc through his asshole. first they induce constipation and then pop out a quarter sized hemorrhoid.

it's a success and the keys are retrieved.

Guys Satoshi isn’t even real
Bitcoin was made by some 17 year old in his mother’s basement as a way to prank his friends with “internet future money”
He never intended it to get this big

ITS CRAIG "MANTITS" WRIGHT AND BCASH IS THE REAL BITCONE!!!1

Nick Szabo is fine though. Hal finney already passed. These scrubs don't have anything important to say

>>9926328
you people are killing me…

90% of the CIA is affirmative action hires aka morons. If only you knew how stupid they were.

>>9926471

How disappointed is he going to be when he wakes up from his cyrosleep in 2200?

>>9924689

He's propably just dead lol and the CIA doesn't want to admit they have no fucking clue who he was. Makes them seem more powerful if they say shit like that instead.

>>9924689
if they didn't they'd say the exact same thing tho

but they very likely got him, they had a lot of data on him, but so what
it's almost certainly nick szabo, american and therefore can't do much about it

This can't be.

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

>>9924689

satoshi nakamoto was nick szabo, hal finney and brandon smietana.

You guys remember the Escobar family ICO? Roberto Escobar claimed that CIA created bitcoin. He wrote a small book about it, lol

>>9926701
Same

>bitcoin was created by the cia.

Unironically it was the NSA.

Bitcoin uses SHA-256 algorithm, literally invented by the NSA. U think its a coincidence?

>>9924707
Thats why Satoshis coins will never move.
RIP

>>9927416
yeah and tor was created by the government so all onion sited are government sites

>>9924778
>>9925109
this is the final solution to this cia nigger problem.

>>9926328
I literally had kfc a couple days ago, I had squirting liquid shits for like 2 days straight. Never eating that shit again.

>>9924689
Goddamn fucking glow in the dark CIA niggers. Run those faggots over with your cars.

>>9927998
I've been squirting liquid bloody shits for the last week. check your privilege.