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How do I short the UK property market?

>> No.9922783

>>9922770
>mfw don't have a hot asian dominatrix

>> No.9922784

You dont buy a house then you buy a house

>> No.9922785

>>9922783
This. Mine only wants to be dominated :(

>> No.9922799

>>9922784
But i want to profit from the crash when the jewish international banking system finally dies.. how ?

no bitcoin memes

>> No.9922813
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>>9922770
Buy short positions of major real estate businesses in the UK

>> No.9922828

>>9922799
short the housing market with 100m

>> No.9922854

>>9922799
>But i want to profit from the crash when the jewish international banking system finally dies

LOL, D E L U S I O N A L

rothschild have been in power since 1500. Do you know how many currency collapses, empire collapses their clan has witnessed since then.
No no anon kun they wont be going anywhere

>> No.9923512

>>9922770
How much btc for this woman

>> No.9923587

>>9922770
that backboob tho

>> No.9923608

>>9922799
>asking retarded questions on anime boards
>thinking the jewish banking system is going to collapse
it must be difficult being you

>> No.9923610

hate to break it to you, but you are shorting the bottom. You see Smart people with a lot of money (not you) already figured whatever dumb catalyst you came up with, and priced it in

>> No.9923644

I've looked into something similar with the California real estate market. Look into the stocks of REITCs with portfolios that are disproportionately invested in your target real estate market. Then your options come down to:

>Shorting the stock
>Shorting their bonds
>Buying puts
>Writing calls
>Buying their credit default swap contracts if you suspect bankruptcy or a credit downgrade is imminent

The problem is that very few REITCs are going to be all-in on the market you want to short, and timing the market is required to some degree with all of these options.

>> No.9923656

>OP watched The Big Short and thinks he is a financial whizkid about to make $$$billions

Laugh at this absolute brainlet

>> No.9923668

You subvert its culture slowly for half a century and and watch it crumble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpBv5IGgKsU

>> No.9923707

>>9922854
You can't kill a decentralized, non physical digital asset :) And they're too old and stupid to control it, that shipped has sailed.

>> No.9923729

>>9922783
my gf is one but i'm asexual :)

>> No.9923754

>>9923668

fuck off nazi punks

>> No.9923761

>>9922854
>being this braindead
the internet is new. crypto is new. believing that just because they haven’t fallen in the past is like believing the british empire would never fall as the printing press was invented.

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>>9923754

>> No.9923834

>>9923787
yep and today is that day 6/17/2018

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>>9922770
sell your housing portfolio @ high now
brexit
buy more houses @ low

>> No.9923969

>>9923754
How is that video anything to do with nazis...

>> No.9923988

>>9923969

No idea, but considering where we are and the context clues I made an educated guess.

>> No.9924010

>>9922770
SIT ON MY FACE

>> No.9924054

>>9923988
Well its about american media dumb ass.

>> No.9924059

>>9923988
You have to go back

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9924067

>>9922770
not in a million years sweetie, fuck all has happened after the referendum and the border is still a free for all, while nobody is building new housing

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>>9922770
You'd need to be high as a kite to short that
>booming population
>zero construction activity
>negative rates
>tax threshold raised for new buyers
Prices are going up up and away. Ignore Londanistan, its owned by foreign cartels so unless you marry into the Sultans family you aint buying anything in London

>> No.9924496

>>9923644
>Look into the stocks of REITCs with portfolios that are disproportionately invested in your target real estate market.

step by step how to do this

>> No.9924581

>>9923729
do tell more

>> No.9924612

I've literally just sold my house. Bought it for around 225,000 and sold it for 330,000. Do you think house prices are going to go up more?

>> No.9924891

>>9924612

depends on where