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She said she can't because women don't lactate unless they're pregnant?? Wtf, this fucks up my entire business plan. How do i get rid of my freeloading gf and get some milk from pregnant women?

>> No.9914453 [DELETED] 
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>>9914393
hah, talking to a lactating chick tonight, she says to me
>if I drink tonight, that means I have to do a pump & dump
hahahahahahah

>> No.9914455

I just had a realisation we are going to get shilled some milk farming ether contract in the next month. Fuck.

>> No.9914471

>>9914393
Get her pregnant anon it won't matter when your rich. I heard that women sync up in their cycles, maybe if you just make her hang out with pregnant chicks?

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>>9914393
>tfw op just wanted some ez neet bux
>now hes on his way to becoming a father
congrats op

>> No.9914500

>>9914393

When does your milk farming dApp drop? Tell me what it will be called so I can filter it in advance. thx

>> No.9914544

>>9914455
>anon, I...

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>>9914393
buy
titty
milk

>> No.9914563

I just started sucking my gfs tits and after doing this daily for a month or so, she started producing milk. You can also hook her up to a pump. Being pregnant is not necessarily requirement. But maybe for some women it is, I dunno

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>>9914500
We are talking about real milk farms here. I think you are getting us confused with the shrimp game. I bought into shrimp when the contract was below 1 eth and just held my eggs. I didn't hatch them. Then I sold at 75 eth (wish I would have held until 150 but you can't predict the future) I made about six ether from it.

$2000 profit isn't bad for investing in a low effort meme game but we are talking about real farms here with much larger potential ROI

>> No.9914626

>>9914563
I believe this also to be true. Sucking a woman's breasts over several weeks causes her body to start lactation. Kinda neat DESU.

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>>9914393
Get your gf preggo?

>> No.9914711

>>9914626
Holy shit if this is true anon I'm golden

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Holy shit anon it's real

If she's been pregnant before all you have to do is suck

I'm gonna be so fucking rich

>pic related

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>>9914759
>>9914563
Amazing!! You guys are the best. That's why i come to /biz.

>> No.9914872

>>9914865
Sometimes all you need is a frien anon

>> No.9914884

>>9914563
hot

>> No.9914961

>>9914865
Were all going to make it. One way or another

>> No.9914974

>>9914961
One way or another

>IM GONNA MILK YA

>IM GONNA MILK YOU MILK YOU MILK YOU

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>>9914563
>>9914759
since a lot of women get larger tits after pregnancy, could the same be true for this induced lactation?
Can I start a "breast enlargement therapy"-clinic and suck A-cup cuties tits for money?

>> No.9915127

>>9915114
Holy shit anon that's the smartest thing I've heard to come out of this so far

>> No.9915187

>>9914393
Why do all you retarded children think women lactate when they’re pregnant. They literally don’t lactate until 2-5 days after giving birth.

Our species will be fucked when you retards take over. The Internet has ruined you. So many threads here talking about getting pregnant women to give you milk. They have no fucking milk, you degenerates.

t. wife just gave birth currently sitting with my newborn sleeping on my chest and have drank my wife’s breast milk and no you can’t have any.

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milkies

>> No.9915206

>>9915114
The tits get bigger but if they don't stay lactating they will get saggy. So once you get a woman on this, there will be reason to keep her on it. You're going to need some employees because that's a lot of milk. Though you can pump it. Having one girl for sucking is a bonus

>> No.9915237

>>9914393
>even more trash on /biz/
kys, you fucking retard

>> No.9915346

>>9915206
>Get women addicted to bigger tits
>afraid to stop because sagging
>feelsgood.jpg
>sell the milk

We are gonna be so fucking rich