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9909856 No.9909856 [Reply] [Original]

anyone have screenshots of the really epic link bedtime stories that some anon wrote awhile ago? I regret not saving it

>> No.9910155

Hahaha are you a fucking toddler or what? Move along dipshit, begging for bedtime stories, hahaha, wanker!

>> No.9910175

>>9909856
Fuck off Stinky Linky, Sergey exit scammed earlier. it's fucking ogre. buy Zap, it's got fucking Puffy.

>> No.9910217
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9910217

here

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>>9909856
This one?

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>>9910227
thenks fren, there's also one with spaceships, a 1000links linklet and sergey becoming a myth. It was very comfy and I slept well

>> No.9910314

>>9910217
saved for my future grandkids, appreciate it

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>>9910175
>>9910155
no bully we frens

>> No.9910328

I wake up at 7am every morning and run for around an hour around my property. I then go and lift in my home gym, before making myself a massive breakfast. I then go to the top of my 10 story tall mansion and get out my Barret M82, and tell the help to put one of my abducted nolinkers in the shooting pen.
"Why didn't you buy any stinky linkies," I say to the nolinker in the shooting pen.
"B-b-because I thought the token going above $1 defeated the point of it and that there were only 2 team members developing it at the time."
"Why should I allow an easily fudded brainlet to live?"
"B-because I made a mistake but I can find another coin which will go on a hyper bullrun."
"No. There are no more bullruns nolinker. The market has settled. The only thing which runs now is you."
The nolinker would then run around the shooting pen, trying to avoid my shots. If I am in a good mood, I will intentionally miss a few times so that they can feel like they can escape. After my daily execution is finished, I then spend the rest of the morning banging coke and snorting hookers and considering if I want a new lambo today or something different. All I know is that i will get it painted with an actual gold-based paint. I will never drive it anywhere, but I will definitely fuck an entire k-pop girl group in it.