/biz/ - Business & Finance

Clean your asshole

>>9904145
Get on your knees and beg bitch

>>9904145

>>9904145
Sure, let me just see your list of experience first...

>>9904145
what can you do?

>>9904211
>>9904236

I-I.....

i've been looking for a job for 6 months straight, sent out hundreds of applications and have had like 25 interviews, still jobless :)

i've decided to just start studying towards a diploma starting in July since i don't have any skills worth paying for currently. i guess i'll find a part time job with 20-30 hrs a week while i'm studying that fulltime, that should be much easier to find compared to a fulltime job. i don't really see any other option

>>9904261
Nice pic. Mind if I save it?

>>9904261
you're hired

>>9904273

just become a tradesman bro

>mechanical engineer
>still no job one year after graduating

>>9904285
was thinking about it buy idk how to get started. i don't want to just start as a simple labourer for a few years and see where that takes me because i need to start working on a skillset now. do i just go to tradeschool or something?

>>9904313

Show me your resume and I can tell you exactly what you're doing wrong. Or send it to me at turnip@waifu.club

>>9904313
should have studied EE or Comp Sci

mfw I have a 15€/ h an I want to kill myself because I hate it
> crypto was supposed to be my way out of this hell

>>9904261
is that shintaro kago?

>>9904313
that was me last year. find a CAD drafting job and learn to code in your free time, then put that on your resume. it worked for me

>that feel when you're a morbidly ill woman who gets job offers with o uy even looking and has to decline them weekly

>>9904503
or instead of learning to code, just do random diy projects that involve mechanical abilities. design your own case for your skyminer. you can mention stuff like that on your resume

>>9904508
>woman
believe me, they're just avoiding confrontation, you didn't fool them

>>9904508
none of that is true, fuck you

>>9904551
KEK

>>9904273
Show us your cv anon

>>9904338
Pick a trade. Get some work experience. See if a tradie will give you a week or 2 unpaid work experience so they can show you what the jobs about. If you like it start trade school or apply for those jobs. Guy you do work experience with wil be an industry contact too

Have you considered starting a milk farm?

>>9904273
Have also been looking for a better job as the organization I'm employed at clearly doesn't have much upward opportunities for me. Skipped out on a few possible opportunities too. Now my only job opportunity is a garbage internship when I could've gotten a better job in the same field out of state.

>>9904354
Here it is.
>inb4 no internships
Couldn't get one of those either so I did undergrad research.

>>9904370
>>9904503
>>9904529
I already know how to code.

>>9904273
>i guess i'll find a part time job with 20-30 hrs a week
How?

>>9904261
I am so fucking confused

>>9904145
>girl
>biz
pick one

>>9904354
>>9906415
pls respond

>>9906415
This might be bad advice, but I would teak how you list your awards. Second and fourth place might be a huge achievement, but when that's listed first, kind of gives a feel of "welp, he's not the best". Apart from that don't just send a stock resume, but tailor it for the place you apply. Instead of putting generic things to describe your previous experience, focus on the aspects of these jobs that would help you in the in the one that you're applying to. In a lot of cases, references don't need to be there, you can just write that they're available on demand (but I guess it doesn't really hurt to have them there from the start, just doesn't really change much.) Also, in addition to your resume, make sure that in your presentation letter you explain why you fit what they're looking for and tick every damn boxes of their job offer, explaining exactly you qualify for these things (cover everything, but be as concise as possible; keep it brief).

>>9906415

Alright I drank a little whiskey let me see what I can help you with.

>Experience goes first - ALWAYS
>Remove references, they will ask for them
>Remove everything you did in high school
>Projects/Experience are a bit convoluted. Narrow it down to three of your most relevant for the position.
>Why is your contact information split up in 4 quadrants
>Use your bullet points to sell yourself, how does best team from the united states tell them anything about your skills?

Do you not have any internships? It all seems like course work. Do your best to use keyword optimization when applying for a posting.

>>9904273

wait how are you jobless after having 25 interviews?

I've been applying for jobs at banks to do KYC
haha can you imagine people getting paid 6 figures just to google peoples addresses and names haha

>>9908662
>it's this guy again

>>9906415
>doesnt have an objective on his resume
Good fucking work anon. I honestly meen that

>>9904155
Ouch.

If you REALLY need a job, just join the army. Literally anyone besides disabled people and extreme retards can't make it.

>>9906415
>clean up your header, it looks a mess (and remove all the letters, they want to see your name)
>using .edu mail address, is this really a thing in America? Surely it's better to have a personal address
>consider creating/adding LinkedIn on there, lots of companies will have HR read cvs who won't care about github
>education and certification sections can be grouped together and the formatting also need's fixing (why is your bachelor header larger than the rest, why are your certificates bold??)
>projects & experience and skills section is nice
>remove all the single line bullet points it looks tacky
>remove references
>write a paragraph or two about yourself; work-related interests, career development plans etc.

>>9904211
>traded TRTL on discord 2 times, one time got pajeehted.
>sold low and bought high
>4chan pass user for 3 years

>>9908662
Yet I do twice your salary by being a welder.

>Want to get an apartment
>Not allowed to get it if I don't come meet the guy in person
>Have to drive 10 hours to come look at it
Just fucking give me it, I don't have big standards nigger.

>go to uni because it was expected of me, no one else in the family had earned anything higher than an AA
>legitimately thought college was just about earning a diploma and grabbing a job ez
>graduate with BSc, volunteered at labs but didn't develop any research experience
>spent over a year applying to places and trying to get a job, nothing was working
>sit down, go to local community college for a few select courses
>build up some niche skills, get a solid reference, and work hard at refining my cover letters
>get a job within 2 months

After talking with other graduates who had a rough time after graduating it feels like it was a combination of economy, undeveloped CL writing skills, and basic job experience. Don't be afraid to throw yourself at a shit megacorp sort of in your field for that sweet 6-12 months of experience to land a better job. When doing so, try to find places that are expanding and as such are hiring in bulk.

LMFAO at all you fucking bizlet retards with litearlly 0 education or college falling for this troll post.

>>9910286
you should never be allowed to reproduce lmfao

>>9910584
>shit trade job retards will say to make themselves feel better for tommorrow's day of work

>>9904313
Took me 3 years to get a ((career)) job as an EE, did pajeet tier network IT for 2 years out of school. Unless you graduated from an ivy league or some shit, you just get added to the pile. Get some mildly technical work history that proves you're at least competent. Good luck anon

What career should I pick?
>just turned 24
>have a wife and baby
>Have a degree in economics from a not-super-reputable school but not bad
>pretty good quantitative skills
>Great interpersonal skills
>pretty good looking (if that counts for anything)
>Willing to learn just about anything
>living abroad teaching English for last 1.5 years
>Going back to the USA next year
>want to start a career
>I can study independently between now and then

I was thinking about becoming an actuary or a financial adviser. I don't know much about either of those things, but like I said I like learning new things. Both jobs require you to pass exams. I could study for the exams between now and then but I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket.

Help me out with some ideas bros? I want to earn enough to support my family comfortably and not hit a wage ceiling.

Wife has a masters in Economics so I am sure she will find a good job. Or at least I hope.