/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9890951
LINK 1000 EOY

That's a dude

>>9890951
BTC and ETH pussy

>>9890951
If you are in your late teens or early twenties you should risk what you can afford to lose

Vanguard total stock market index fund

Now post more pics of girl

>>9890951
Invest in the EURO. It's a safe bet anon

>>9890951
BTC, ETH, BCH are safe holds. Not going away any time soon.

>>9890951
Why are the slutty ones so damn pretty ?

Just can't believe some people when they say they're not worth it for the long run.

Put that money in bitmex. Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now.

Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto.

I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere.

Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!!

Short to -$0 !!!

Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :)

Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now?

Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever.

You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you?

Didn’t you hear?

$5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!!

Shorting is the best way to success!!

I’m writing a book on shorting.

Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox

hey guys do you like shorting?

Because I like LOVE shorting!

Omg I love shorting so much!

I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe!

I love it how shorting is backed by technology too.

Shorting is a new paradigm!

I’ll short forever and everrrr ;)

Ive been shorting BTC this whole time.

I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum.

I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me.

I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car.

Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

>>9891013
I'm 29 I basically spent my twenties going through grad school and I just finished off my debt last year so I finally have some cash.

>>9890951
I would invest my cock in her ass if you know what I mean and my load all over her face if you catch my drift

>>9890951
Safe investment would be Amazon. Google. Microsoft. If you want to make big gains you need to take on big risk.

>>9891075
shes 14 you fucking pedophile

>>9890951
Buy bonds and enjoy your 0.05% interest rate you insufferable faggot

>>9891115
14 is legal in a lot of places in europe

>>9890951
She looks alright, not sure if she's good enough to be on /biz/ though.

>>9891115
Wow islamophobic much?

>>9891075
What did anon mean by this?

Gold or bitcorns. Buying stock after it's been heavily inflated by the money printer is not safe.

>>9891075
And my axe!

>>9890951
$NANO

>>9891115
I would dick her down and cum inside of her, and not feel a shred of guilt.

>>9891139
This, but it's more like 4-5%. People that say you can't get that think you are only talking about treasuries.

>>9890951
pennies

>>9890951

the ticker symbol IQ on the nasdaq is blowing the fuck up rn

WYS NOW, thank me later

>>9890951
REITs, especially those which will benefit from aging boomer population like long term care, senior living, etc.

See DOC, VTR, LTC (stock ticker, not litecoin), etc. Gain nice 5-10% dividends plus appreciation of assets. Basically the benefits of being a landlord without getting your hands dirty or getting locked into one property.

>>9891469
This is great advice.

>>9890976
I will fucking kill you

>>9890951
S&p 500 is safe. But you're going to have to keep it there and count on compounding interest for a very long time to get some actual big money.

>>9890951
All in GlaxoSmithKline

>>9890976
theres no fucking way dude

>>9891029
Those can be losers compared to berkshire or applel. Not horrid if you want something that's almost certainly safe. Lots of retards are running around thinking a recession is on the brink. OP has to weigh his options if he thinks a market correction is due.

>>9891031
Yes, invest in a union of bankrupt countries being flooded with nig nogs and mudslimes

>>9891061
Is it worth losing all your shit when she divorces you for a better man?

>>9890951
I just saw that girl on tinder, that's pretty creepy to use their pic

>>9890951
>SAFE investment
No such thing, that's why it's called investing. Best you can do is DIVERSIFIED investment so you're less likely get fucked from all angles at once. You could put it in a total bond fund plus a total stock fund and be pretty well diversified. Maybe add a sprinkle of REIT, gold, or crypto if you like them personally, but I wouldn't put more into those than I would bonds.

>>9890951
micron.
bullish as fuck and safe as fuck.
4x by eoy 2019

>>9891155
>JEW
>lowering the age of consent
Wtf praise Yahweh

>>9890951
Anyone gonna give a name or what?

>>9892098
Alburf Cubicle

>>9890951
DCR - it's the only coin that remains closest to its ATH. Most community driven coin as well, and is planning their own DEX to exchange with other coins

>>9890951
>Safe investment
Ok a bank, leave your money in it and gain 1% interest. That's literally the only option. Bitcoin for 50% gains tho.

just buy the DIP bro, HOLD GANG HOLD GANG HOLD GANG

>>9890951
>safe investments

>>9891590
is this bait?

Are you stupid?

>>9890951
Litecoin muh nigga. big money buying now. 3 months 2-5x your investment easily.

>>9892809
I want to caution against this but I agree

>>9890951
REQ

RCN. Check out forbes going to be uuuuge.

Banking the unbanksled.

Enormous backing from pantera investments, tim draper.

Eth cofounder is an advisor.

G
G
Get the fuck in here.

(Maybe after this pump mind you but still a good price)

>>9893361
Hello newengland fag

>>9891254
same.

>>9890951
her name ?

her instagram ?

Damn it, this pretty little skank is making me hard as fuck.