/biz/ - Business & Finance

Longing is the only way to make money in Crypto now. Longing literally is the new paradigm of crypto. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Long Long Long Long Long Long!!!!! Long to $1M !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is Longing now? Omg like Longing is brilliant! BTC will ofc go up forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going up did you? Didn’t you hear? $100k by end of minute, $200k by end of hour, $500k end of day, and triple digits back up to $1000000 end of week!! Longing is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on Longing. Longers, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like Longing? Because I like LOVE Longing! Omg I loveLonging so much! I love talking about Longing the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe! I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Longing is a new paradigm! I’ll Longing forever and everrrr ;) Ive been Longing BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into Longing the market and we are all making a lot of money together Longing BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from Longing the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bull market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from Longing to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Longing is. the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

Bruh I'm nobody's bitch. I just short short short Bitcoin and ETH all day erry day for massive gains

Horrible because I don't make any money doing it. Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much! I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe! I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;) Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

>>9883079
Shorten ist im Moment der einzige Weg Geld zu machen in Krypto. Shorten ist die neue ära der Kryptowährungen. Ich werde diese Nachricht auf Twitter, Facebook, Youtube überall verbreiten. . Shorte shorte shorte shorte shorte shorte!!!!!. Shorte bis €0 !!! Bis nicht mal mehr ein Cent übrig bleibt und dann wird dir der BTC Boss auch noch Geld schulden ^^. Hast du nicht mitbekommen, dass jeder jetzt shortet? Omg shorten ist so brilliant! BTC wird natürlich ewig runter gehen. Denkst du, dass es plötzlich aufhört runter zu gehen? Hast du es noch nicht mitbekommen? €5k in einer minute, €4k in einer stunde, €1k am ende des Tages und dreilstellig unter €100 am Ende der Woche!! Shorten ist der beste weg zum Erfolg!! Ich schreibe ein Buch übers shorten. Shorters, Bären und bitmex auf immmmmmer und ewwwwig!!! ;D xoxoxoxoxoxoxo hey Leute mögt ihr shorten? Weil ich mag, LIEBE shorten! Omg Ich liebe shorten so sehr! Ich liebe darüber zu reden wie man in den Markt shorten kann und wie genial ich bin von solch brillanten Ideen zu schreiben, wie man ein Maebbie Bär ist und shortet hehe! Ich liebe, wie shorten sogar von der Technologie unterstützt ist. Shorten ist die neue Ära! Ich werde auf immer und ewig shorten ;) Ich habe schon die ganze zeit BTC geshortet. Ich habe es anderen beigebracht und meine Nachbarn und Kollegen sind jetzt auch alle am shorten des Markts und wir machen alle mega viel Geld zusammen mit dem shorten von BTC und Ark . Ich bin super beliebt in meinem Freundeskreis, weil ich so viel Geld von dem shorten des Markts gemacht habe; viele machen jetzt dank mir Konten bei bitmex auf. Ich kann es kaum erwarten zu sehen wie der Bärmarkt für die nächsten 5 Jahre anhalten wird bis ich genug Geld vom shorten gemacht habe, um mir ein Haus zu kaufen und hoffentlich noch ein Auto dazu. Shorten ist garantiert der beste weg langfristig Geld zu machen.

>>9883079
based NEET poster.

Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now.

Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto.

I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere.

Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!!

Short to -$0 !!!

Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :)

Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now?

Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever.

You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you?

Didn’t you hear?

$5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!!

Shorting is the best way to success!!

I’m writing a book on shorting.

Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox

hey guys do you like shorting?

Because I like LOVE shorting!

Omg I love shorting so much!

I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe!

I love it how shorting is backed by technology too.

Shorting is a new paradigm!

I’ll short forever and everrrr ;)

Ive been shorting BTC this whole time.

I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum.

I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me.

I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car.

Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

It's alright I guess

my boss is a roastie.

>>9883079
I'm literally paid to fulfill my fetish for a few hours a day.

I get paid handesomely for something I love to do.

>>9883079
I love this based neets thread.

WAKEY WAKEY WAGIES.
DONT WASTE TOO MUCH TIME AT BREAKFAST

>>9883079
literally work a union job in a grocery store, go on a yearly cruise and fly out of the country twice a year because i'm good at abusing loyalty points

also basically i get to tell stories at dinner parties like 'that time the guy caught on fire'

>>9884254
Shoe salesman?

How does it feel to have to cope so much that you have to make a thread like this every day?

Pathetic.

>>9883079

while i see your point and agree if you have a miserable job there are actually alot of people who genuinely love their job me included, stay ((cope)) basement NEET, don't forget to eat your tendies today

>>9884669
int main(){
std::cout << "do you actually enjoy waking up 5 days of the week and HAVING to work for someone in order to pay off the debts that you owe to the gubbiment?" << endl;
}

>>9883079
What you don’t understand is that you have to start off as the bitch so one day you can be the man.

Entitled fucking faggot

>>9884731
why not just use printf

>>9884752
funny enough you sound like a confucian. aka boomer worshippers who believe that everyone should be a slave to society.
confucianism is quite befitting for a wagie i daresay.

>>9884752
With that attitude you'll literally never be the man.

>>9883079
We are slaves (all of us) by legal definition. from Blacks Law

>Freedom - without prohibition on your actions
>Slave - under the control of another
Do you go the speed limit? someone is controlling you
>Involuntary servitude - under the control of Another, BUT UNDER DURESS.
This is the black ppl back in the day.
When you get caught for a victim less 'crime' & you have to go to court/jail are you not under duress?

>>9884473
I do r&d, applied science.

>>9883079
Well its fine, I work from home and my boss is a good guy and I genuinely respect him. I deliver great results and am pretty irreplaceable so have good job security, I've been there for a long time and have full redundancy protection and very strong rights, I get my mobile paid and whatever IT hardware I want (although funnily enough I don't want it). My social taxes are paid and I have a pension and high unemployment payouts if I do become unemployed somehow. It gives me cashflow and that lets me do things I like. I have also been self employed and that was a living hell.

>>9885128
I've worked in RnD its great. Nice one.

>>9885189
I don't work from home since my job involve big science toys, but I am pretty much in the same situation. Also my commute (by train, first class) is fully paid by my company.

>>9885202

SHUT UP NEET. I HAVE 5 MINUTES TO SHIT BEFORE THE BUS COMES

>>9884800
>Do you go the speed limit?

Maybe I do because its a good idea not because anyone is making me. I'm free to break it sure but if something is a fairly reasonable proposition and in my own interest why would I? At a minimum other drivers would not be expecting to react to someone going 50 over the limit so its just reasonable. I'm free to break it and do when I judge I should.

>>9884800
>When you get caught for a victim less 'crime'
Well you see, freedom was always an intelligence test.

>>9885221
O I've done that for and worse for 5 years but for the following 15 I have had it pretty easy.

>>9885216
>big science toys

Sounds cool. I used work on RnD in wireless.

>>9883079
So is that whats up with you neets? You can't hack the boot camp phase of the first five years getting a career and learning how to work with people, deal with other professionals and getting shit done going and then reaping the rewards for the rest of your life?

Man your life is going to be an indescribable shitfest

>>9884231
Well? You gonna elaborate?

>>9885236
He thinks he has freedom. Did you not see the definition? The land of the free is not free as they have prohibition...
I think you missed the point, speeding is just the mildest form. Have fun slave

>Well you see, freedom was always an intelligence test.
I think you failed, quit thinkin so highly of yourself

>>9884721

>>9885128
>do r&d
>browsing biz
pick one

I have flexitime and work from home with 30 days paid leave a year with a strong union. Feels good not being an americuck without basic worker rights.

>>9885486
Union here too. 13 floating holidays, 21 vacation days, 3 personal days and 4 hours of sick time every paycheck.

>>9885469
>I'm a fucking failure therefore everyone else should be too
There are literal millionaires on this board friendo

>>9885852
>unironically believes biz larp

>>9883079
Tomorrow I'll wake up to take my 13 year old son and 9 year old daughter on a two week hunting trip in Yukon and then Alaska for Father's Day, while my wife stays in town to spend Fday with her family.

When was the last time you had a vacation, anon?

>what it like taking off your pants, and slowly sliding down your panties knowing your about to be a mans bitch for the next 20 mins

>>9885469
Your loss

>>9883079
Not bad, I make more than my basic expenses so I put about 40% of every check into the market to work for me while I save up seed money for my farm. Can't really complain, I'd rather save up the money than take a loan.

I work for the gubmint, faggot

peoples' taxes are spent for me to buy crypto and shitpost on 4chan

>>9885486
this

lmao @ americucks

>>9886783
No, all of our taxes go to debt. You get paid with deficit spending.

>>9886507
Nice.. sounds like my kinda girl, but 20 minutes just isn't quite enough

>>9883079
Oh look it’s this thread again

>>9886183
hehe check this out kiddo *unzips dick*