/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9880267
you can go to walmart instead

Same. Luckily my mom watches fox news and some guy was on saying bitcoin could hit 225k. So her and my dad are 100%behind me! I just tell them it's a process. That seems to keep the wagecucking away.

>>9880267
>he isn't looking at the markets right now

what do you think is happening

>>9880286
Nice candle senpai. Were you the one who market bought? Arigato.

>>9880280
I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO WAGESLAVING YOU HEAR ME

>>9880345
How about you wageslave now, buy more shitcoins while you're at it and once everything moons. You boom.

>>9880362
I WANT BOOM FROM MY ROOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
JUST ME MY ANIME AND MY TENDIES

Crypto will never moon again.

>>9880446
FUCK YOU TOO SENPAI

>>9880280
>tfw cant even pass walmart's pre-consideration quiz

Listen up hustlers, I have a real job to pay for life, bills, wife, etc. but I wanted more money for crypto. I figured out you can drive for (uber) and get paid daily (really up to like five times a day I think) directly in Bitcoin

The way they do it is they “Instant Pay” your debit card so here’s what you do:

1) Sign up for Shift debit card
2) Connect Shift card to your Coinbase account via the app on your phone
3) Sign up to drive with (U-ber)
4) Once you start driving for Uber, set your “Instant Pay” for your Shift card
5) After you earn some money, you can cash out up to $300 per time, 4 times per day - directly purchases BTC at market price via Coin-base with ZERO fees. Because U-ber instapays it as a “refund stripe” on a debt card, your Shift Visa recognizes it as an immediate BTC refund (converts instantly)

This is for young fucks with a lot of time, or people like me that are motivated and want extra money to burn in this crypto dumpster fire that my wife can’t see.

I normally convert mine to ETH via GDAX (Coinbase Pro now durrrrDAAAAH), but otherwise I send it to an exchange to buy shitcoins via Idex or whatever place offers the failing shitcoins I plan to buy

Anyway, it’s a great way to get earn something that will have no value in the future anyway.

At least you will save the purchase fees for this failing shit.

>>9880267
Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much! I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe! I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;) Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm